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Ridiic Ulous
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Posted - 2006.04.01 01:13:00 -
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Wrangler, I have a question. I was playing a lvl1 mission the other day called "The Disgruntled Employee". When I got to the deadspace, here he is in his little hollow asteroid...In a really AWESOME looking little Amarrish-type frigate! Is there ANY way I can get one to fly? It doesn't seem overly powerful, but it'd be a GREAT little smuggler!
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Jinx Barker
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Posted - 2006.04.01 01:43:00 -
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Why you asking Wrangler?  Unless you know something I dont.....
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Davion Wallcheck
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Posted - 2006.04.01 02:36:00 -
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Yeah Wrangler, i've got this little patch of dry sky on my back just between my shoulder blades. You wouldnt be able to recommend anything for that would you?
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.04.01 02:49:00 -
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Wrangler,
I have one odd sock, can you please tell me where the lost one is?
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Gamer4liff
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Posted - 2006.04.01 02:54:00 -
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Wrangler, I appear to have misplaced my car keys, do you know where they are?
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SpaceDrake Taleweaver
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Posted - 2006.04.01 02:57:00 -
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Heh, yay for Wrangler. 
Anyway, that ship isn't playable. Only the Dramiel and Daredevil (the Angel frigs with "tusks") are playable as the Angel and Serpentis faction frigates. All the others WERE playable in the alpha, but are no longer available.
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What good are actions if there's no one to tell the tale afterward?...
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Eximius Josari
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Posted - 2006.04.01 03:25:00 -
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Yo Wrangler dude,
I have this unsual desire to know when XL Shield Extenders are coming out.
~From the creator of ActiveX and Sobeseki Pawi: The Final Main :p
C.E.N.S.U.S. Arrays - The key to Covert 0.0 |
Farquoo Too
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Posted - 2006.04.01 04:56:00 -
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Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
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Eximius Josari
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Posted - 2006.04.01 05:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
~From the creator of ActiveX and Sobeseki Pawi: The Final Main :p
C.E.N.S.U.S. Arrays - The key to Covert 0.0 |
Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.01 05:26:00 -
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Hey Wrangler, do you think we should start a new "Ask Wrangler" thread or possibly forum? Oh, and where did Winterblink get *that* picture of you?
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Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.04.01 05:39:00 -
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Wrangler is tied up in my basement right now. As soon as he completes the task at hand, I shall unleash him to post a reply for you.
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.04.01 05:41:00 -
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I should add here that he is cutting up onions so I can make the perfect onion rings to go with the bree, please remove your minds from the gutter.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2006.04.01 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: Abdalion
I should add here that he is cutting up onions so I can make the perfect onion rings to go with the bree, please remove your minds from the gutter.
So he's no longer fighting the ninja hamsters with his jock strap?
And just when can we expect the vids of that epic engagement?
Originally by: Bl4zer
But, cmon, this is the Eve forums, we don't let facts get in the way of pointless speculation.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2006.04.01 06:24:00 -
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Wrangler, there's this guy I like, but he's Civire and has the manners of a slaver hound. How can I win his love and keep back his lustful attempts?
misquoting moderators -eris
Your ego is too large, please read the forum rules - Ductoris |
Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.04.01 07:24:00 -
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ask wrangler u must, how to use the force u must , wrangler respond he shall. Yoda must ask for u
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.04.01 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Overlord
ask wrangler u must, how to use the force u must , wrangler respond he shall. Yoda must ask for u
everyone, this is jenny's alt, jenny's alt, everyone...
The ISSN is recruiting
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Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.04.01 07:31:00 -
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jenny's alt im not - know u samoural on main i do, jenny i not know - hear she waffles lot she does. wrangler find the jove frig i fly where can i.
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.04.01 07:31:00 -
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Wrangler, how do we stop this madness?
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Brastagi
Wrangler, how do we stop this madness?
I have asked that same question numerous times.
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Benilopax
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:22:00 -
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Wrangler, who shot JFK? Was it a conspiracy? Or a lone nut?
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
This is the best forum post I have seen in a year.
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M3ta7h3ad
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Overlord
ask wrangler u must, how to use the force u must , wrangler respond he shall. Yoda must ask for u
lol! :) taken it to heart I see :D
And ahhhh thought I recognised your mannerisms. :D
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:16:00 -
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Hey Wrangler, you make comfy jeans.
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Istvaan Shogaatsu's ego, when combined with a veldspar asteroid, would create 500 titans. Too bad he's never mined.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |
Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:44:00 -
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Wrangler, why is the entire art of looking after saddle horses named after you?
Testy's Eve Blog!
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Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Deja Thoris
Wrangler,
I have one odd sock, can you please tell me where the lost one is?
I know I'm not Wrangler, but still
Second draw down, second draw down, everything fits in the second draw down...
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
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Now run along and play with your dolls...
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Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
I think we have this years winner of the forums...
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
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Now run along and play with your dolls...
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Dakath
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:20:00 -
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People speaking backwards, Wrangler this you must stop!
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Rover Vitesse
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:29:00 -
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Wrangler, where do babies come from?
Rovers Chronicles |
Gen Kumon
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:38:00 -
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Wrangler, it burns when I pee. What's wrong?
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Ravenal
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Abdalion
I should add here that he is cutting up onions so I can make the perfect onion rings to go with the bree, please remove your minds from the gutter.
stop making fun of t20!!!
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-Fate is what you make of it.
-Make your own fate using T2 items produced by The Fated
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Exelon Bei
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Posted - 2006.04.01 19:43:00 -
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Wrangler, is Chukk Norris real?
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Na Jenton
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:03:00 -
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wrangler, does this make me look fat?
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JOSEPHx
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:15:00 -
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Wrangler, whats a tummy stick?
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ravenal
Originally by: Abdalion
I should add here that he is cutting up onions so I can make the perfect onion rings to go with the bree, please remove your minds from the gutter.
stop making fun of t20!!!
But but...everybody does it. 
Enerjie not enerchie
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Mr M
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:22:00 -
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Wrangler, will I ever find a geekette and true love?
EVEgeek Geekulators, Mineral Index, and more |
Cannabis
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:41:00 -
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wrangler, are you really a cowboy?
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ridiic Ulous
Wrangler, I have a question. I was playing a lvl1 mission the other day called "The Disgruntled Employee". When I got to the deadspace, here he is in his little hollow asteroid...In a really AWESOME looking little Amarrish-type frigate! Is there ANY way I can get one to fly? It doesn't seem overly powerful, but it'd be a GREAT little smuggler!
Why yes of course, there is a way.
Originally by: Davion Wallcheck
Yeah Wrangler, i've got this little patch of dry sky on my back just between my shoulder blades. You wouldnt be able to recommend anything for that would you?
Try sulphuric acid.
Originally by: Deja Thoris
Wrangler,
I have one odd sock, can you please tell me where the lost one is?
Yes, I can.
Originally by: Gamer4liff
Wrangler, I appear to have misplaced my car keys, do you know where they are?
Yes, I do.
Originally by: Eximius Josari
Yo Wrangler dude,
I have this unsual desire to know when XL Shield Extenders are coming out.
Learn self control.
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Yes, you're not me. Tell her to come to my place and I'll help her.
Originally by: Dak Hakin
Hey Wrangler, do you think we should start a new "Ask Wrangler" thread or possibly forum? Oh, and where did Winterblink get *that* picture of you?
Yes, I think you should. And I'll never tell, at least not while the sun is shining.
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Wrangler, there's this guy I like, but he's Civire and has the manners of a slaver hound. How can I win his love and keep back his lustful attempts?
Give him lots of candy, and neuter him.
Originally by: Brastagi
Wrangler, how do we stop this madness?
By putting you coat on inside out, spit three times over your shoulder and then run backwards 100 meters. If that doesn't work, it's beyond the point of no return.
Originally by: Benilopax
Wrangler, who shot JFK? Was it a conspiracy? Or a lone nut?
Yes.
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Hey Wrangler, you make comfy jeans.
Why, thank you very much. I also make a great jeep.
Originally by: Testy Mctest
Wrangler, why is the entire art of looking after saddle horses named after you?
I wouldn't know, I don't like horses. They kick in the back, bite in the front and they're uncomfortable in the middle. And they don't taste very good either.
Originally by: Rover Vitesse
Wrangler, where do babies come from?
Cabbage patches.
Originally by: Gen Kumon
Wrangler, it burns when I pee. What's wrong?
You haven't had enough beer.
Originally by: Exelon Bei
Wrangler, is Chukk Norris real?
No, but Chuck Norris is.
Originally by: Na Jenton
wrangler, does this make me look fat?
Yes if you're male, and no, of course not, you look wonderful if you're female.
Originally by: JOSEPHx
Wrangler, whats a tummy stick?
It's a stick in your tummy.
Originally by: Mr M
Wrangler, will I ever find a geekette and true love?
No.
Originally by: Cannabis
wrangler, are you really a cowb... |
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.01 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: Gen Kumon
Wrangler, it burns when I pee. What's wrong?
Take the cig out of your hand before you go.
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Ovanvarr
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:01:00 -
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Wrangler, are you and Eris in love?
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:08:00 -
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wranger, help find good corp for me plz :/
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Saeris Tal'Urduar
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:17:00 -
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Edited by: Saeris Tal''Urduar on 01/04/2006 22:18:47
Wrangler I'm at work and our eclipse terminal emulator is having problems..I think it has a "getty", you wouldnt know how to unlock it would you?
Edit: ohh btw you can take your time as I'm browsing the eve forums since I cant work.
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Slink Grinsdikild
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:25:00 -
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Wrangler, do you agree with me that the Fez is the most awesome headdress ever?
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Vurg
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:35:00 -
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Wrangler, is it true you have a third leg that you use to slap people who have been naughty with?
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.01 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Vurg
Wrangler, is it true you have a third leg that you use to slap people who have been naughty with?
Only when he manages to undo that awfully tight jockstrap..
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Ridiic Ulous
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Posted - 2006.04.02 00:43:00 -
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Thanks...ummm...I think. I would like to get the ship somehow...but is it going to take another 40 REALLY FUNNY replies? I haven't had this much fun reading in ages...and all I want is a wee little ship!
Ridiic
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Xenu
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Posted - 2006.04.02 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
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Valkazm
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Posted - 2006.04.02 05:14:00 -
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WRANGLER WRANGLER WRANGLER ...
/me runs around screaming
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Karx
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:48:00 -
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Edited by: Karx on 02/04/2006 21:49:17
wrangler, what is the question to the answer 42? You know, the one relavent to life, the universe, and everything.... |
Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Karx
Edited by: Karx on 02/04/2006 21:49:17
wrangler, what is the question to the answer 42? You know, the one relavent to life, the universe, and everything....
Karx, I want your babies because you can remember that 42 isn't the meaning of life! 
The answer of course is "What is six times seven?"
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Pwny McPwnerson
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:59:00 -
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Wrangler, don't you hate pants?
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MrFu
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Posted - 2006.04.02 22:04:00 -
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Mr.T > Chuck Norris,yes?
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Ninja1= Pirate tactics are to board our ships,kill everyone onboard and steal our treasures
Ninja2= But...we dont have any ships
Ninja1= Yes,that gives us a significant advantage
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Benco97
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Posted - 2006.04.02 22:16:00 -
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I think the ship you're reffering to is the Jovian Lynx, it's a Rookie ship for the Jove race. Well, I think so anyway, it is the one with the glowing light on the front yeah?
Wrangler, What happens if I put my finger in there?
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Toadboy
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Posted - 2006.04.02 23:25:00 -
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Wrangler, I lost my virginity, do you know were it is? 
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.02 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Toadboy
Wrangler, I lost my virginity, do you know were it is?
We have a new winner.
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Ridiic Ulous
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Posted - 2006.04.03 00:40:00 -
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Thanks everyone!!! I just hope my next post is as well received!
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Slaveabuser
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Posted - 2006.04.03 10:01:00 -
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All you n00bs are asking the wrong questions.
Wrangler, wheres Jimmy Hoffa?
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Ben Doon
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Posted - 2006.04.03 11:26:00 -
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rofl @ this thread.
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.03 11:57:00 -
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Edited by: Leilani Solaris on 03/04/2006 11:57:53
Wrangler, i have this weird lump on my big toe, can you remove it for me?
Oh, and i need a new sig. Can you make one for me?
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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D'onryu Shoqui
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Posted - 2006.04.03 13:04:00 -
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wrangler ,can you stop these spammers
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VinLieger
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Posted - 2006.04.03 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: VinLieger on 03/04/2006 13:30:44
Wrangler, is your second name really jesus?
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Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2006.04.03 14:52:00 -
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Wrangler, why isn't this thread locked yet?
ducks away and tries to dodge the Eve mass
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.04.03 16:38:00 -
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Wangler, is the truth really out there?
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Slaaght Bana
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Posted - 2006.04.03 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Eximius Josari
Participating.
Best ever post in the best ever thred! 
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BoinKlasik
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Posted - 2006.04.03 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Slaaght Bana
Originally by: Eximius Josari
Participating.
Best ever post in the best ever thred!
I still prefer the Moderator insanity thread. \o/ for sig hijackings. In any case:
Wrangler, why is it always game time and not work time?
*doh, I broke my edited sig :/* *cries*
this signature was lacking pink, I'll provide it for you. There. Looks better doesn't it? -Eris
Fixed it for you. Oh, btw, yarr! ~kieron
Didn't I tell you? The damsel moved in with me, we're having a great time. - Wrangler
The damsel may not be distressed any more, but how many times does the informant have to be silenced before he gets the message? - Cortes
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Alisa Dax
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Posted - 2006.04.03 18:51:00 -
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Wrangler, who is Keyser Sozer?
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Smokeblender
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Posted - 2006.04.03 19:01:00 -
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Dear Wrangler,
Do you believe in life after love?
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.04.03 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ovanvarr
Wrangler, are you and Eris in love?
Not in each other.
Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
wranger, help find good corp for me plz :/
Linkage
Originally by: Saeris Tal'Urduar
Edited by: Saeris Tal''Urduar on 01/04/2006 22:18:47
Wrangler I'm at work and our eclipse terminal emulator is having problems..I think it has a "getty", you wouldnt know how to unlock it would you?
Edit: ohh btw you can take your time as I'm browsing the eve forums since I cant work.
Not a clue.
Originally by: Slink Grinsdikild
Wrangler, do you agree with me that the Fez is the most awesome headdress ever?
No.
Originally by: Vurg
Wrangler, is it true you have a third leg that you use to slap people who have been naughty with?
I prefer a whip or a stick.
Originally by: Karx
Edited by: Karx on 02/04/2006 21:49:17
wrangler, what is the question to the answer 42? You know, the one relavent to life, the universe, and everything....
It has something to do with creating the EVE universe.
Originally by: Pwny McPwnerson
Wrangler, don't you hate pants?
No, I love pants.
Originally by: MrFu
Mr.T > Chuck Norris,yes?
No, Chuck Norris beats them all.
Originally by: Benco97
Wrangler, What happens if I put my finger in there?
You'll have 9 fingers left.
Originally by: Toadboy
Wrangler, I lost my virginity, do you know were it is?
No, but the guy said you were wonderful.
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Edited by: Leilani Solaris on 03/04/2006 11:57:53
Wrangler, i have this weird lump on my big toe, can you remove it for me?
Oh, and i need a new sig. Can you make one for me?
I'll just make a small cut on your ankle, but the good news is, you'll have one foot left. Yes I can and no I wont.
Originally by: D'onryu Shoqui
wrangler ,can you stop these spammers
I can, but I won't. CCP doesn't let me use flame throwers anymore. Apparently they like their customers alive and paying. 
Originally by: VinLieger
Edited by: VinLieger on 03/04/2006 13:30:44
Wrangler, is your second name really jesus?
No, it's Damien.
Originally by: Chai N'Dorr
Wrangler, why isn't this thread locked yet?
ducks away and tries to dodge the Eve mass
I seem to have misplaced my keys.
Originally by: GouldFish
Wangler, is the truth really out there?
Yes, far out there.
Originally by: BoinKlasik
Wrangler, why is it always game time and not work time?
Because of a rip in the space time continuum.
Originally by: Alisa Dax
Wrangler, who is Keyser Sozer?
It was that guy who seemed handicapped, but when the cops let him go, he miracously became unhandicapped.
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