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JimmySav
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:45:00 -
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After many weary years in the field, well space anyway, ATUK's bold pilots had seen and done it all.
We crushed alliance after alliance, mined Veldspar, heroically defended the Crielere station against looting, earning the tag "The Heroes of Crielere". We had fought and killed, and travelled the length and depths of the Galaxy. Indeed in our time in Period Basis, we really plumbed the depths. Going North, things picked up. We saved Salvador Sarpati, earning the gratitude of the Serpentis and shook up the Northern Alliances.
Our pilots had fought repeatedly against two major threats:
1. Being vastly outnumbered, and often surrounded.
2. Scripts links, which were often more feared.
During this time we had fought alongside many notable friends, and some of ATUK's ace pilots became known and feared throughout the EVE Universe. Script himself, always lead from the front, Rainman, Shakaz, Tholarim, Zeal Dragon, Pyrotesea, and many others. Hue Jorgon was always there to cover the retreat, and JimmySav always willing to lead the attack. Pilots came and went, but still ATUK struggled to find a way to overcome. As victory beckoned, POS Technology came online, and many forces deployed the dreaded Lag Generators to stop ATUK fleets causing havoc. Our scientists sought an answer but could come up with nothing, although they did develop the 'petition button' which was retrofitted to many battleships and fighters, at great cost. Kalthos and Gizmonibe were instrumental in many of our logistical efforts, and earned much gratitude.
As ever, we at ATUK sought the peaceful way out, and turned to our lawyers, yet again.
"How do we actually win EVE?" was the question that Hue Jorgon, part time CEO of ATUK, put to them.
Well after months of intense research into Empire Law and what is known of Jovian law,(plus a few reruns of LA Law) they have finally come up with an answer.
It is stated therefore, that any Corporation skilled enough to fly in a formation spelling its own corp ticker, will hereby be declared the winners of EVE.
Gathering our legendary "Weapons of Mass Distraction" ATUK and allied forces jumped into EC-P. Dreadnaught attacks commenced on enemy stations to create a diversion while Stan co-ordinated the real strike, into the hearts and minds of EVE's citizens.
Months of skilled formation flying and TS discipline resulted in what can only be called the final blow for victory:
At 12 PM EVE standard time, ATUK lawyers declared victory in EVE for ATUK, and have ordered the Empire's governments to surrender and stand down, and to declare ATUK the winners.
After such a coup, ATUK are disbanding, and its pilots will settle back to enjoy the fruits of victory in their retirement mining barges and slave palaces.
We would like to thank all those who made our victory possible, and all our brave pilots, past and present, whose efforts lead to such an awesome display of flying.
While ATUK may be gone, our members will remain, and so the universe is still safe in their hands. Citizens of EVE rejoice!
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:48:00 -
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GJ!
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TrymZzz
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:49:00 -
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wow good job guys, impressive
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Sister 9
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:05:00 -
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you need to think about not breaking the forum rules, and trim that picture down before you can declare your victory :p |
Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:05:00 -
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LOL Jimmy, genius!
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Ikarushka
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:08:00 -
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heh, very nice
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Metal Dude
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:11:00 -
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Once again, Jimmy, priceless. ATUK FTW!
The truth will set you free
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:13:00 -
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Nice one 
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Thou shalt be dispatched. |
amstaff
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:15:00 -
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some fraps
watch out @ music
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:23:00 -
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Excellent!
*salutes*
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
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Fedaykin Naib
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:24:00 -
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honestly, all i can think of when i hear the name ATUK, is suck my big fat*****.
"Long Live the Fighters!"
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Tholarim
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Fedaykin Naib
honestly, all i can think of when i hear the name ATUK, is suck my big fat*****.
If any mods could remove the bitter ppl like this from our thread that would be nice. lmao at the sadness of that remark.
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Syrus666
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:39:00 -
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lol, thats wicked
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
ATUK lawyers declared victory in EVE for ATUK
Ahahaha, aprilfools.. 
"We brake for nobody"
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Stuart Ward
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:44:00 -
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Hehehe excellent job guys
It'll be a shame when ATUK finally does close it doors.
All the best for future endeavours.
I'm sure we will still see some of our old friends around
Stu
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:47:00 -
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I'l give up, its not an april fools joke :(.
This was a massive massive shock to me. My year in ATUK was the best Ive ever had in EVE. You guys are simply the best and the corp was simply the best. Script your a god mate, along with the others who managed the corp the job you did was simply awesome and resulted in the most powerful corp in Eve bar none.
You may have hated ATUK, but ATUK loved you for that.
*salutes*
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Terrorv1z
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:49:00 -
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Amazing work guys
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Coupo
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:56:00 -
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nooo i cant win eve anymore :(
we may aswell all quit and play WoW for 6 months, then realise its boring and come back to EVE and try to beat it again.. but this time atuk is banned.
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I Shoot first, ask questions about your veldspar mining technique later
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:09:00 -
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Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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RainMan
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:11:00 -
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Nice post Jim
Brings back memories of the good old days :)
Cya's in space.
Regards
Rain
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Dyntheos Naabal
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:12:00 -
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damn funny :D
much props
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Soros
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:13:00 -
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It's been one hell of a show.
Thanks !!
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LUKEC
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw
I was SOOOO tempted to warp gang during making the sign in EC... however i had a feeling that i'd better quit eve if i'd do it.
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: LUKEC
Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw
I was SOOOO tempted to warp gang during making the sign in EC... however i had a feeling that i'd better quit eve if i'd do it.
Not sure your ship would have survived the next 15 seconds after gang warp
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:18:00 -
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he woudlnt have
i would have first pulled out all my remaining hair
then called him primary
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA
[MACE]
[ATUK]
EvE player against EvE in china. Gallente people are all about democracy! |
Franky B
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:30:00 -
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I SALUTE YOU! way to go out with CLASS!
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Omeega
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:34:00 -
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well.
the only corp against wich i never knew the issue of the fight before the end.
Imho this means a lot to me and RAT.
Smacktalkers like us. (f**k YEAH!)
True good pvpers but we never managed to make it between us.
Too big egos on both parts.
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans. GL in your future.
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans.
i think u'll note they are Battleships
--thoth (aka orbs)
xATUK (.5.),
xBOS (CA)
xMentat Consortium (DSMA) |
Maule
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:38:00 -
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It was an honor to fly along side any atuk, I¦m gonna miss it. but here's to a new future !
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:38:00 -
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nice stuff have A good one and fly unsave ( most funn that way )
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