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JimmySav
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:45:00 -
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After many weary years in the field, well space anyway, ATUK's bold pilots had seen and done it all.
We crushed alliance after alliance, mined Veldspar, heroically defended the Crielere station against looting, earning the tag "The Heroes of Crielere". We had fought and killed, and travelled the length and depths of the Galaxy. Indeed in our time in Period Basis, we really plumbed the depths. Going North, things picked up. We saved Salvador Sarpati, earning the gratitude of the Serpentis and shook up the Northern Alliances.
Our pilots had fought repeatedly against two major threats:
1. Being vastly outnumbered, and often surrounded.
2. Scripts links, which were often more feared.
During this time we had fought alongside many notable friends, and some of ATUK's ace pilots became known and feared throughout the EVE Universe. Script himself, always lead from the front, Rainman, Shakaz, Tholarim, Zeal Dragon, Pyrotesea, and many others. Hue Jorgon was always there to cover the retreat, and JimmySav always willing to lead the attack. Pilots came and went, but still ATUK struggled to find a way to overcome. As victory beckoned, POS Technology came online, and many forces deployed the dreaded Lag Generators to stop ATUK fleets causing havoc. Our scientists sought an answer but could come up with nothing, although they did develop the 'petition button' which was retrofitted to many battleships and fighters, at great cost. Kalthos and Gizmonibe were instrumental in many of our logistical efforts, and earned much gratitude.
As ever, we at ATUK sought the peaceful way out, and turned to our lawyers, yet again.
"How do we actually win EVE?" was the question that Hue Jorgon, part time CEO of ATUK, put to them.
Well after months of intense research into Empire Law and what is known of Jovian law,(plus a few reruns of LA Law) they have finally come up with an answer.
It is stated therefore, that any Corporation skilled enough to fly in a formation spelling its own corp ticker, will hereby be declared the winners of EVE.
Gathering our legendary "Weapons of Mass Distraction" ATUK and allied forces jumped into EC-P. Dreadnaught attacks commenced on enemy stations to create a diversion while Stan co-ordinated the real strike, into the hearts and minds of EVE's citizens.
Months of skilled formation flying and TS discipline resulted in what can only be called the final blow for victory:
At 12 PM EVE standard time, ATUK lawyers declared victory in EVE for ATUK, and have ordered the Empire's governments to surrender and stand down, and to declare ATUK the winners.
After such a coup, ATUK are disbanding, and its pilots will settle back to enjoy the fruits of victory in their retirement mining barges and slave palaces.
We would like to thank all those who made our victory possible, and all our brave pilots, past and present, whose efforts lead to such an awesome display of flying.
While ATUK may be gone, our members will remain, and so the universe is still safe in their hands. Citizens of EVE rejoice!
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:48:00 -
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GJ!
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TrymZzz
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:49:00 -
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wow good job guys, impressive
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Sister 9
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:05:00 -
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you need to think about not breaking the forum rules, and trim that picture down before you can declare your victory :p |
Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:05:00 -
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LOL Jimmy, genius!
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Ikarushka
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:08:00 -
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heh, very nice
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Metal Dude
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:11:00 -
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Once again, Jimmy, priceless. ATUK FTW!
The truth will set you free
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:13:00 -
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Nice one 
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Thou shalt be dispatched. |
amstaff
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:15:00 -
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some fraps
watch out @ music
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:23:00 -
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Excellent!
*salutes*
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
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Fedaykin Naib
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:24:00 -
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honestly, all i can think of when i hear the name ATUK, is suck my big fat*****.
"Long Live the Fighters!"
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Tholarim
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Fedaykin Naib
honestly, all i can think of when i hear the name ATUK, is suck my big fat*****.
If any mods could remove the bitter ppl like this from our thread that would be nice. lmao at the sadness of that remark.
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Syrus666
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:39:00 -
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lol, thats wicked
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
ATUK lawyers declared victory in EVE for ATUK
Ahahaha, aprilfools.. 
"We brake for nobody"
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Stuart Ward
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:44:00 -
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Hehehe excellent job guys
It'll be a shame when ATUK finally does close it doors.
All the best for future endeavours.
I'm sure we will still see some of our old friends around
Stu
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:47:00 -
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I'l give up, its not an april fools joke :(.
This was a massive massive shock to me. My year in ATUK was the best Ive ever had in EVE. You guys are simply the best and the corp was simply the best. Script your a god mate, along with the others who managed the corp the job you did was simply awesome and resulted in the most powerful corp in Eve bar none.
You may have hated ATUK, but ATUK loved you for that.
*salutes*
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Terrorv1z
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:49:00 -
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Amazing work guys
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Coupo
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:56:00 -
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nooo i cant win eve anymore :(
we may aswell all quit and play WoW for 6 months, then realise its boring and come back to EVE and try to beat it again.. but this time atuk is banned.
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I Shoot first, ask questions about your veldspar mining technique later
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:09:00 -
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Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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RainMan
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:11:00 -
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Nice post Jim
Brings back memories of the good old days :)
Cya's in space.
Regards
Rain
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Dyntheos Naabal
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:12:00 -
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damn funny :D
much props
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Soros
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:13:00 -
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It's been one hell of a show.
Thanks !!
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LUKEC
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw
I was SOOOO tempted to warp gang during making the sign in EC... however i had a feeling that i'd better quit eve if i'd do it.
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: LUKEC
Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
Damn you guys definitly won
Very nice screenshot btw
I was SOOOO tempted to warp gang during making the sign in EC... however i had a feeling that i'd better quit eve if i'd do it.
Not sure your ship would have survived the next 15 seconds after gang warp
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:18:00 -
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he woudlnt have
i would have first pulled out all my remaining hair
then called him primary
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA
[MACE]
[ATUK]
EvE player against EvE in china. Gallente people are all about democracy! |
Franky B
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:30:00 -
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I SALUTE YOU! way to go out with CLASS!
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Omeega
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:34:00 -
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well.
the only corp against wich i never knew the issue of the fight before the end.
Imho this means a lot to me and RAT.
Smacktalkers like us. (f**k YEAH!)
True good pvpers but we never managed to make it between us.
Too big egos on both parts.
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans. GL in your future.
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans.
i think u'll note they are Battleships
--thoth (aka orbs)
xATUK (.5.),
xBOS (CA)
xMentat Consortium (DSMA) |
Maule
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:38:00 -
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It was an honor to fly along side any atuk, I¦m gonna miss it. but here's to a new future !
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:38:00 -
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nice stuff have A good one and fly unsave ( most funn that way )
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Hans Roaming
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:38:00 -
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A nice way to sign out, respect.
President
Huzzah Federation
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Omeega
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: thoth foc
Originally by: Omeega
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans.
i think u'll note they are Battleships
I R STILL E BIT DRANK MMHKAY?
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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SugarDaddy
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Posted - 2006.04.01 12:12:00 -
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/me Get¦s a room at the station with 3 exotic dancers to celebrate.
Great times, it was fun.
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implanted
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:04:00 -
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yeah it was totaly excellent...
i was in the "A" 
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Hygelac
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:22:00 -
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Jimmy's posts are always one of the high points of Eve-O.
GG ATUK.
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Aman Sul
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Hygelac
Jimmy's posts are always one of the high points of Eve-O.
GG ATUK.
QFT
Great job to everyone who was involved in the diversion last night. Seriouly gonna miss that ticker.
"Let them hate us as long as they fear us" |
Hast
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:48:00 -
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end of an era.
It was always great flying with the ATUK crew wich led in the end to me joining them, unfortunatly I joined just too late...
It was fun guys.
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:50:00 -
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haha that screenie is awesome
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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Wizie
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Posted - 2006.04.01 13:57:00 -
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ROFL nice one Jimmy, and it was some of the most fun I had in Eve flying alongside ATUK pilots in the 5 alliance. G'Luck to all its members
Ignore morons like Fedaykin.
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Fulmen
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:01:00 -
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Farewell to a great Corp indeed. One thing I always respected about you guys, smack was insane, but it was ALWAYS relevant!
And seriously, how long did that take?
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Pyrotesea
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:10:00 -
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personally i liked this shot of the ships:
No UI
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What doesn't kill you makes you injured.
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Pyrotesea
personally i liked this shot of the ships:
No UI
Bunch of dreadnoughts eh?
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The Ratfink
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
end of an era.
It was always great flying with the ATUK crew wich led in the end to me joining them, unfortunatly I joined just too late...
It was fun guys.
You see this is what happens when you take Hast, the corp disbands
***Warning to Corps DO NOT TAKE HAST***
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Pyrotesea
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Exelsior
Bunch of dreadnoughts eh?
if u look u can still see the bs's spelling out ATUK (make sure its full size)
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What doesn't kill you makes you injured.
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Mark A
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:46:00 -
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The long-form fraps should be good - at the end we regrouped to the guy in the middle then warped out, which should look good in reverse ;).
Originally by: Wizzkidy "Whiner of the Week"
CHEAT! is all I have to say! I don't care what anyone else says .5. and F-E are CHEATING!
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Endeva
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:57:00 -
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I almost got shot when my client ctd'd in the letter U just when it was finished
Please resize your forum signature graphic to be smaller than 24,000 bytes in filesize - Jacques |
Aeon Yakati
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Posted - 2006.04.01 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega
Originally by: thoth foc
Originally by: Omeega
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans.
i think u'll note they are Battleships
I R STILL E BIT DRANK MMHKAY?
They are TITANS OKAY
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Gunship
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:00:00 -
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From the early CA days I have flown with (CA's FA campain), against (later CA) and with them (.5.)
It's been a pleasure under the ATUK flag & I'm sure I will have the honor to continue be flying next to all of the outstanding pilots that now will leave ATUK with respect.
Salut 
Gunny
So you want to join us?
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Havelcek
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:03:00 -
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Cheers guys....good show. Best of luck with your new ventures and real life activities.
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Omeega
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Aeon Yakati
Originally by: Omeega
Originally by: thoth foc
Originally by: Omeega
Anyways nice to see you like to play with cans.
i think u'll note they are Battleships
I R STILL E BIT DRANK MMHKAY?
They are TITANS OKAY
OMG THIS IS SO fakelsewrong!
aw. my head.
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Seldarine
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:44:00 -
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best corp I ever been in, best corp in eve i would say. shame to see it go :(
______________________________
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Seldarine
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Caanan
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:47:00 -
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Its really sad to see atuk go :(
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The Ratfink
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Posted - 2006.04.01 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Gunship
From the early CA days I have flown with (CA's FA campain), against (later CA) and with them (.5.)
It's been a pleasure under the ATUK flag & I'm sure I will have the honor to continue be flying next to all of the outstanding pilots that now will leave ATUK with respect.
Salut
Gunny
good times blackbird 4tw NPC's 4tl 
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Abyss Jack
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:07:00 -
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Edited by: Abyss Jack on 01/04/2006 16:12:02
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welsh wizard
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: welsh wizard on 01/04/2006 16:18:22
Edited by: welsh wizard on 01/04/2006 16:17:43
Originally by: JimmySav
1. Being vastly outnumbered, and often surrounded.
lol
Bye atuk o/
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:21:00 -
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This is possibly the best april fools joke ever.
I'd laugh so hard at Darth Solo if this turns out to be a joke.
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Sir JoJo
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra
This is possibly the best april fools joke ever.
I'd laugh so hard at Darth Solo if this turns out to be a joke.
well u wont laugh at him becasue of this its not a joke get used to it
Bringing pain to a place near you
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Drilla
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:44:00 -
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It was an honor guys - you truly are an EVE legend.
From the early days in CA flying with you, to the 'fun' council meetings, later fighting you and then flying with you again. Always steadfast in your resolve and excellent teamwork.
I for one will miss you truely. 
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
Shin Ra
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Posted - 2006.04.01 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sir JoJo
Originally by: Shin Ra
This is possibly the best april fools joke ever.
I'd laugh so hard at Darth Solo if this turns out to be a joke.
well u wont laugh at him becasue of this its not a joke get used to it
I haven't seen anyone leave yet, nor have I seen anyone on the recruitment forums. Until that happens, I won't believe it.
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Pepperami
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra
Originally by: Sir JoJo
Originally by: Shin Ra
This is possibly the best april fools joke ever.
I'd laugh so hard at Darth Solo if this turns out to be a joke.
well u wont laugh at him becasue of this its not a joke get used to it
I haven't seen anyone leave yet, nor have I seen anyone on the recruitment forums. Until that happens, I won't believe it.
It's either true, or just incredibly relentless. I think most people don't believe most stuff written on this forum anyway, let alone on april 1st.
Either way, I don't believe anything till I see it reflected ingame
[Art of War][- V -] |
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:11:00 -
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hehe good luck guys, we wanted to win eve but we didnt have enough members in the corp to spell atuf :(
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:15:00 -
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Funny, must have taken ages.
GL
Tal
What goes around comes around
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Pepperami
Originally by: Shin Ra
Originally by: Sir JoJo
Originally by: Shin Ra
This is possibly the best april fools joke ever.
I'd laugh so hard at Darth Solo if this turns out to be a joke.
well u wont laugh at him becasue of this its not a joke get used to it
I haven't seen anyone leave yet, nor have I seen anyone on the recruitment forums. Until that happens, I won't believe it.
It's either true, or just incredibly relentless. I think most people don't believe most stuff written on this forum anyway, let alone on april 1st.
Either way, I don't believe anything till I see it reflected ingame
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Angel Deep Corporation
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:40:00 -
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If this isn't a joke, shame to see ATUK go. However I demand that Stan and Jimmy get director roles in another high profile corp, don't deny Corp & Alliance your brilliant press releases!
Originally by: xsolarisx
eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Rytir
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Posted - 2006.04.01 17:56:00 -
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If this isn't an april fools joke then it is a sad day.
ATUK even though i havn't flown with you i've always respected you. even though stan sucks as bad as me at BF2
Sad day 
Originally by: TheJay
I went to MLM and all I got was this lousy alliance
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Tesi
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Posted - 2006.04.01 18:15:00 -
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I salute you Atuk! Fly safe and may you all have clear and sunny skies where ever you go.
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James Baker
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Posted - 2006.04.01 18:29:00 -
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Ack, I blame myself for ATUK disbanding.
I'm sorry, I thought it would work this time.
But I guess it's just how it's supposed to be. I leave Xanadu, and they disband, I leave ATUK, they disband. The only thing that saved FIV was the merger with Xanadu, otherwise they would've disbanded too .
Well, I loved shooting you in Period Basis two years ago, and I certainly liked flying with you the few times I was active in my time in ATUK.
Just remember, that even though ATUK are disbanding, sTan is still an ebil pi3 preacher.
I bet two new corps of equal size will be formed: One with Kayo and his alts, and one with the rest!
So long carebears!
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Joan Smith
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Posted - 2006.04.01 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: amstaff
some fraps
watch out @ music
hey how did u manage 4.5 k speed with out using mwd or any cap?
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Kebbin
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Posted - 2006.04.01 19:07:00 -
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My time in ATUK has been terrific. I'll never forget the fun, the experiences, the wars, the people.
They have all been tops!
Thanks for the kind wishes. It's been a pleasure and honor of fighting those we fought and alongside those we counted as allies.
ATUK ftw!
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Lowa
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Posted - 2006.04.01 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Hygelac
Jimmy's posts are always one of the high points of Eve-O.
GG ATUK.
QFT! Again.  Kick ass jobb on those BS's!
Only thing that this is a sad post in a way.
Cheers for more adventures to come! Just under other name(s).
Regards,
LOWA
NSN - Forcing EVE reviewers to mine since 2003! |
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2006.04.01 21:37:00 -
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OMG FFS Nooooo, who do I have to smacktalk on this forum now!
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Angel Deep Corporation
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amstaff
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Posted - 2006.04.06 05:04:00 -
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Originally by: Joan Smith
Originally by: amstaff
some fraps
watch out @ music
hey how did u manage 4.5 k speed with out using mwd or any cap?
H4X? or maybe 600 in local 300ppl near me = lag? :P
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Begottenotmade
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Posted - 2006.04.06 05:33:00 -
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Originally by: amstaff
Originally by: Joan Smith
Originally by: amstaff
some fraps
watch out @ music
hey how did u manage 4.5 k speed with out using mwd or any cap?
H4X? or maybe 600 in local 300ppl near me = lag? :P
So there was bad lag in ec- or there wasn't lol, seemed from all the reports from people , it was omg nooooooo.. lag is fine... jump on in guys. I just love it.
gotten
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Keleborn
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Posted - 2006.04.06 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Aman Sul
Originally by: Hygelac
Jimmy's posts are always one of the high points of Eve-O.
GG ATUK.
Seriouly gonna miss that ticker.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You have no Idea... I still wake up in shock and realize its a new ticker for us. I still have the flag in my ships when I fly arround eve.
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite but I don't waste my breath.
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Wrok
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Posted - 2006.04.06 13:21:00 -
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keleborn...i wanna hear you speak some spanish...kinda funny... anywho funny stuff jimmy...hope you guys have a great time where ever you guys go...
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lordmix
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Posted - 2006.04.06 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Wrok
keleborn...i wanna hear you speak some spanish...kinda funny... anywho funny stuff jimmy...hope you guys have a great time where ever you guys go...
hugs and stuff
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Koronos
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: amstaff
Originally by: Joan Smith
Originally by: amstaff
some fraps
watch out @ music
hey how did u manage 4.5 k speed with out using mwd or any cap?
H4X? or maybe 600 in local 300ppl near me = lag? :P
Yeah, everyone knows its H4X.
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lordmix
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:11:00 -
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Originally by: Koronos
Originally by: amstaff
Originally by: Joan Smith
Originally by: amstaff
some fraps
watch out @ music
hey how did u manage 4.5 k speed with out using mwd or any cap?
H4X? or maybe 600 in local 300ppl near me = lag? :P
Yeah, everyone knows its H4X.
dear lord i am sorry for my sins
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Remedial
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:17:00 -
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Posting in a lordmix reply thread.
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/774/lordmix6og.jpg
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Keleborn
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:20:00 -
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Originally by: Wrok
keleborn...i wanna hear you speak some spanish...kinda funny... anywho funny stuff jimmy...hope you guys have a great time where ever you guys go...
With a Scarface accent "Not a problem meng, you tell me what you wana here I tell it to you "
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite but I don't waste my breath.
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Wrok
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:27:00 -
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WROK HAS A SOFT SIDE GOSH! PIE WATT!!!
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lordmix
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Remedial
Posting in a lordmix reply thread.
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/774/lordmix6og.jpg
lol
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Laythun
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:36:00 -
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To all the ATUK pilots i've fought, killed and died too i salute u.
*salutes*
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If im flaming or not contributing im sorry, but im trying to get into th [23]
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Wrok
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Posted - 2006.04.06 14:36:00 -
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Why does you char pic look dirty all the time mix...dirty bum...
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lordmix
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Posted - 2006.04.06 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Wrok
Why does you char pic look dirty all the time mix...dirty bum...
because i am dirty ***** 
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