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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Turing Tested
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:57:00 -
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qRTA Over wrote:So bad code , this is only game that have patch every time when i log in , cant CCP make it right even one time? What is wrong eve?
Because a 4-16 hour shutdown once a week is much worse? *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
317
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:58:00 -
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dadar wrote:everyday when first log in the launcher downloads this 69mb file that takes 15 min to download in install what is it and why is it everyday.
does it have anything to do with loging onto singularity it shouldn't as my singularity launches from separate copy of the game.
It's a small increment in PLEX prices and Erotica1's Bonus Room content updates I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?
Andall Combat Tournaments - on hiatus. Contact for more information. |
Belt Scout
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2014.03.27 18:46:00 -
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I don't know who wrote this to give that person cred, but it pretty much sums up Patches Online rather well.
Hour for the patch....errrr expansion...an hour the next day for the fix for the patc....expansion, an hour the day after for the fix of the fix for the expanpatchion, and 23 stealth launcher patches to fix the fix of the fix for the fix that hotfixed the patch of the original fix for the patchspansion. |
Anomaly One
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
59
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Posted - 2014.03.27 19:00:00 -
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it's pron Psychotic Monk for CSM9 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 you want content in highsec? vote Monk |
Bryce Owen
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.03.27 19:13:00 -
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All this needless complaining reminds me I'm not the only American that plays Eve. Mmmm 'MERICA |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
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Posted - 2014.03.27 19:16:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:dadar wrote:I don't mind that there fixing the patches what I mind is not knowing what it is there fixing have downloaded it last 5 days now and not seen one patch note saying what fixes are http://community.eveonline.com/news/patch-notes/patch-notes-for-rubicon-1.1If there are no patch notes... then it's a back-end thingamajig that would take too long to explain to the unwashed masses ... or it is a DUST514 patch. |
Maxpie
MUSE Buy-n-Large Metaphysical Utopian Society Enterprises
414
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Posted - 2014.03.27 19:22:00 -
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I've come to expect a patch every day. A day without a patch is worse than a day without bacon.
No good deed goes unpunished |
Belt Scout
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2014.03.27 20:00:00 -
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Maxpie wrote:I've come to expect a patch every day. A day without a patch is worse than a day without bacon.
Bacon is bad for you....mmmkay?
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DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
283
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Posted - 2014.03.27 20:14:00 -
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Aww I laugh at the little nooblets crying about a new patch everyday, its cute.
I'm betting none of you were here for the exudus/coldwar installs right? No? OHHH Uncle Reaper will tell you a story, gather around kids...
When I was your age and just learning to get my first battleship, there was a great expantion. This was code named Shiva, and it had lots of goodness in it. CCP stated that shiva will be called exodus and it will take 6 hours to install. The player base rejoiced at the goodies they were about to recive.
6 hours later and behold the server is still down. Foul! cried the players, the gods have forshaken us! And then Behold, for the gods then declared the server was having an issue and would be back up in 2 more hours. Much grumbling was to be had.
2 hours later the server starts to come up, and the people wept with joy for the new toys they would play with. But alas, just before players were aloowed in the gods made a commandment.. ooops, database error... yea this is going to take a bit. And much teeth mashing and forum warring was to be had.
Then lo came the call, ccp had brought the server up, a total of 1o hours late then planned, but YAY! And the people got ready to get on but alas, the gods killed the wrong hamster and the server was down again. Much frustration and grumbling was heard. the gods scambled to fix the universe, but lo they could not.
Announced an appoligy and rolled back changes to start over, server will now be down a total of 24 hours.
The cry of death to the gods went up. Then the gods said, and for behold, the loss od time shall be granted to everyone in two extra days of life. And the people rejoiced.
Then finally, after a full day (yes a full day) the server was up, and people logged in... but behold after a few hours time the great hamsters started choking, and the server crashed.
And then behold for the next two weeks (yes two weeks) the universe was put in a state of wibbly wobbly timey whimey and was slower then snail snot and crashed often.
And so it is written that all eve patches were as such.
Untll after the great boot.ini plague something changed. For behold, not the players just deal with many a patched, and the server is not longer in a flux of whibbly whobbly timey whiney. An whats that fair children? do the people rejoice that the curse of the expantions is lifted? No, the younglings now complain that you have to download a measly new file every few days...
Kids these days. |
Qalix
Long Jump.
233
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Posted - 2014.03.27 20:37:00 -
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i am not receiving a patch every day. i get them when they're released, which isn't every day. So either OP is being hyperbolic, in which case STFU, or literal, in which case the issue is not patches. |
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:01:00 -
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Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Why 69MB *each day* ??
He's going through a Groundhog Day. "He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."-á - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882 |
Dyscordia
Super Elite Friendship Club
13
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:08:00 -
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dadar wrote:everyday when first log in the launcher downloads this 69mb file that takes 15 min to download in install what is it and why is it everyday.
does it have anything to do with loging onto singularity it shouldn't as my singularity launches from separate copy of the game.
Every time you see the client downloading, it's patching the game. You can then google, Eve Patch Notes to see what CCP released. In today's release the notes were:
Patch notes for EVE Online: Rubicon 1.3 27.03.2014 10:39 Patch notes for EVE Online: Rubicon 1.3.6 Released on Thursday, March 27th, 2014
FIXES Graphics
Updated a texture on the Stabber Minmatar Cruiser. Corrected turret animations on Sister of EVE ships (the Astero, the Stratios, and the Nestor). Closed a memory leak caused by some jumpgate travel and dock/undock sequences.
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