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POTUS
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Posted - 2006.04.11 00:25:00 -
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 Originally by: PuppetmasterX
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Just used this one on a cop and got out of a ticket. You never know who plays EVE.
If you would like to join a 0.0 mining corp, click here
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.04.11 00:45:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Avon on 11/04/2006 00:45:05
Originally by: Darwinia
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
Love it .. but then I thought it up.
Check the older thread.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
BlackHole Bob
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:11:00 -
[33]
Stolen from spaceballs...
I brake for Uranus
Blackhole Bob
www.evegathering.com
Las Vegas EvE Gathering 2006, 2007
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:22:00 -
[34]
The snigg bumper sticker
If you can read this dont worry its just lag you will soon be appearing in your cloneing bay --SNIGG
That 1% was enough - Wrangler |
Altalia N'Arakumi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:45:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Altalia N''Arakumi on 11/04/2006 01:46:02
"If you can read this my tractor beam is still on."
"Don't worry, we won't crash." (Eve collision models/physics *cough*)
"Beware of splash damage."
"If you can read this there are traffic advisories ahead."
"Pod or honk!"
"If you can read this we've been blobbed."
I need sleep. ;_;
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<(^.^<) ^(^.^)^ (>^.^)> |
Spleef
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:59:00 -
[36]
"Bump me, i'm a macro miner"
(most effective if you drive a japanese/far east car)
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.04.11 02:45:00 -
[37]
"Im tanking"
"Im full of mins"
"Wtb: Ferari BPO, ME:20"
"Wtb: Hull Repairer II"
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Mitsumi Takahashi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 03:46:00 -
[38]
"Cap Booster FTW"
"You have no standings with me"
"This car is powered by T2 fuel"
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crom ralphfao
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Posted - 2006.04.11 04:19:00 -
[39]
"skill training completed"
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Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.04.11 05:07:00 -
[40]
"I'm going to 0.0 on a suicide mission. If you are following me, you are going the wrong way"
"The driver of this car has kill-rights on you"
"Please kill me so I can wake up in my clone, too lazy to drive"
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Johnny Twoshoe
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Posted - 2006.04.11 06:19:00 -
[41]
My other car is a Sleipnir.
Just finishing up the paperwork. Judging by the speed of that clerk, this red light might last about 12 seconds.
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Credits to Kilrock for this awesome sig. |
Archellion Sevarre
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Posted - 2006.04.11 06:30:00 -
[42]
"My drones beat up your honor student!"
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2006.04.11 07:00:00 -
[43]
My son is an honor roll student at Heideron University!
XD
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Just a stranger on the bus, tryin to make his way home |
Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.11 08:41:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Heikki
Originally by: Makaera Ko****o
Okay, I went back at least 20 pages and didn't find this topic....
Eve-search is your friend. For more ideas, check the older identical thread.
-Lasse
for god's sake.
is it really worth checking to see if somebody posted the same thread 12 months ago?
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SonOTassadar
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Posted - 2006.04.11 09:24:00 -
[45]
Originally by: POTUS
Originally by: PuppetmasterX
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Just used this one on a cop and got out of a ticket. You never know who plays EVE.
lol are you serious?
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.11 12:51:00 -
[46]
Originally by: SonOTassadar
lol are you serious?
probably not.
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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:42:00 -
[47]
This thread is almost Zombie-like...
Anyway, one more, to test my loyalty:
True Sansha > The Borg |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:09:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Gamer4liff
"my volvo armor tanks"
 Awesome, I drive a volvo... This would be a winner!
How about...
"If you can read this, my NOS is sucking you dry" (May confuse some/many/all that don't play eve)
"Beware, my alt is driving!"
--For those of you with ****a cars...
"Don't mind the yellow hue, my sec status is -10"
"Caution, driving may be erratic. Clone grade zeta"
"If you don't like my driving petition me with CCP"
Pacific Coast Only
"I go to bed at 3 and wake up at 4. EVE-ry day."
"My clone would kick your clone's ass."
"Caution, driver high on Frentix and Vitoc"
Rush hour traffic]
"With this traffic, you'd think we were in Jita"
"I blame my ****-ups on lag"
"Honk at me and I'll passive target you."
"Beware. Gate sniper presence detected at junction ahead"
"Traffic. The government is warp jamming us all."
"I <3 my ibis"
"Don't even try it buddy, I have Afterburner Lvl V"
Officer Responses
No officer I haven't been drinking. I only had like 4 or 5 drops.
Me? Speeding? Did you see that n00b in the condor?
I couldn't see it, there was another ship in front of the concord billbaord.
Stop sign? I use instas, I shouldn't have to stop.
I'd like to see your concord badge.
No no, you don't understand... That guy stole from my can!
Convo
-You: Wow, you are a nice cop.
-Cop: Why do you say that sir?
-You: You asked me for insurance. Usually you guys just destroy my ship without asking questions.
-Cop: Huh? I think you need help.
You are going to Tow me? Don't make me go home in my pod, that's so embarassing!
Waaaaaaay too much time on my hands today.
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Antzor
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:26:00 -
[49]
"I have wcs fitted"
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BlackSabbath
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:46:00 -
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my alt is 2 miles ahead
clonning is fun.
smaller cars tend to orbit me.
havnt seen a roid i couldnt pop
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"i am only here to **** you off" |
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GLi7ch
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:56:00 -
[51]
Edited by: GLi7ch on 12/04/2006 00:57:13
"wrangler saves"
"i break for gate camps"
"if u can read this pay ransom "
"police officer strikes you perfectly wrecking for 60 in a 25"
"M.A.D.M" (miners agaisnt drunk minning)
"i <3 my stab"(ship/mod/wahtever)
"nerf traffic!"
"im not a nerd i jus play one in rl"
Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
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Tripoli
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Posted - 2006.04.12 01:41:00 -
[52]
"I'd rather be clone jumping."
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Skill Collector Level 278 skills trained. |
Bistot Kid
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:00:00 -
[53]
WTS Drop, Nerve Sticks, Crash and MindFlood. Officer.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:38:00 -
[54]
Gonna hate myself for this one;
Nice lane, I'll take it!
Remind me about The Maze.
I'm Danton Marcellus and I approve of this message. |
PhoenixShadow
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:38:00 -
[55]
"This car is cheaper than my PC"
"This car is cheaper than my named <item here>"
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Proud Member of a Proud Corporation. |
Franky B
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:26:00 -
[56]
"I never crash, I just log off"
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Idara
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:40:00 -
[57]
Originally by: PuppetmasterX
Edited by: PuppetmasterX on 10/04/2006 12:47:31
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Winnar!
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Occasus Vim
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:37:00 -
[58]
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Amadea
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:55:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Amadea on 12/04/2006 05:55:25
"I don't pay ransom"
"Corpse-collector"
"I'm off to free some slaves"
"My holder did that to me"
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Esrevatem Dlareme
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Posted - 2006.04.12 06:43:00 -
[60]
Hmm.
"Keep honking, I'm entering siege mode."
or
"Keep honking, my corp mates are jumping in."
Hmm. I think I like the first better. Apologies if I stole anyones saying. 
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As I stand,
dazzled by the shattered twilight,
I think back...
I think back to all the events that have brought me here.
And I realize...
I realize I was ment to come here.
Someone wanted me to come here.
And now, I have come here. |
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