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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:18:00 -
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Okay, I went back at least 20 pages and didn't find this topic....
CCP already sells shirts, hats, key chains and other stuff. What about bumper stickers? What would you want an EVE bumper sticker to say? (Not that anyone would actually put one on their car...)
1. My other car is a Blasterthron
2. solo pwnmobile
3. Wrecked for 672.3
4. You don't have the skills for that
5. Autopilot Engaged
... to start.
I obviously have too much time on my hands. 
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Darwinia
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:22:00 -
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If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
I got ganked in EC-8PR and all they left me is this lousy T-shirt
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I don't believe in sigs. |
Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:22:00 -
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"I'm driving, AND mining in EVE on my PDA"
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Aginoth Derath
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:25:00 -
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My Corp Mates went to Jove Space and all they got me was this Lousy Bumper Sticker
Aginoth Derath |
ZaKma
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:25:00 -
[5]
Edited by: ZaKma on 10/04/2006 11:27:29
If you'r reading this my microward drive is on 
Docking request... accepted
 Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
DIE
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Drilla
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:37:00 -
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Something is trying to warp scramble something.
Car is out of control.
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
Swethren
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Darwinia
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
Good one :)
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Swethren
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:40:00 -
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Edited by: Swethren on 10/04/2006 11:41:22
doh :(
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Heikki
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Makaera Ko****o
Okay, I went back at least 20 pages and didn't find this topic....
Eve-search is your friend. For more ideas, check the older identical thread.
-Lasse
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Gamer4liff
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:08:00 -
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"my volvo armor tanks"
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Tevrai
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:10:00 -
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"Guess what? You're primary!"
Asteroid death dealer, they never saw it coming!
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Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:14:00 -
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Edited by: Twilight Moon on 10/04/2006 12:14:50
"If you can see this Sticker, my cap is dry and I can't cloak"
or maybe just
"If you can see this sticker....I'm ****ed"
or
"NOOB! Stay out of 2km!"
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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:17:00 -
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Edited by: Makaera Ko****o on 10/04/2006 12:19:24
Originally by: Heikki
Originally by: Makaera Ko****o
Okay, I went back at least 20 pages and didn't find this topic....
Eve-search is your friend. For more ideas, check the older identical thread.
-Lasse
Thanks. Some of those got me laughing so hard! My corp-mates... er... co-workers are looking at me funny now. :)
Once per year is a heck of a lot better than some of the other topics, though. I'm sure we'll get some new ideas here, and some new posters... like you for example! 
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MellaRinn
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Darwinia
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
ROFLLES!
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Flyyn
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:33:00 -
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I am no hurry...Just on my way to Gatecamp.
But Officer, My jammer was on!
Will mine for ISK
Have inty will travel
Indies Haul on call
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PuppetmasterX
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:40:00 -
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"If you see me driving, TQ is down."
"If you see me driving on the Highway, It's Patch Day."
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400x120@24000 bytes Maximum -Capsicum |
The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.10 12:56:00 -
[17]
If you can read this, I've lost my jet-can...
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LONDON PLAYER MEET Media Thread
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.04.10 13:11:00 -
[18]
Originally by: MellaRinn
Originally by: Darwinia
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
ROFLLES!
YES
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Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.04.10 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: PuppetmasterX
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
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Naevius
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Posted - 2006.04.10 13:15:00 -
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"Warp Drive Active"
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. |
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Shemsu Draconis
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Posted - 2006.04.10 13:49:00 -
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Follow me to the EVE Gate
Don't tailgate or I'll wardec you
EVE players do it in a Wet Grave
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Viktor Fyretracker
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Posted - 2006.04.10 14:41:00 -
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well since my pickup is a real POS....
"Duct Taped with pride in the Minmatar Republic"
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Ms Freak
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Posted - 2006.04.10 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Shemsu Draconis
EVE players do it in a Wet Grave
LMAO - Quality.
Gankathon 2006 - I was there.
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Carfax
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Posted - 2006.04.10 15:12:00 -
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"I am a games geek, steal my girlfriend , my car and my money and I will beg for mercy"
perhaps ?
Or
"This isn't real I'm really a 1337 sp4c3 k1773r sleeping in my spaceship"
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10 million isk to the first pilot to bring me the announcers frozen corpse
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Aeon Yakati
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:02:00 -
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Edited by: Aeon Yakati on 10/04/2006 22:02:56
"I kill officers for a living"
"Sleeping, on autopilot"
"Dont bump me"
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:07:00 -
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"I killed Kaikka and all that dropped was this sh***y Ford Escort"
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RogueWing
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:16:00 -
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"Your capacitor is empty."
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Lord Wamphyri
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
"I killed Kaikka and all that dropped was this sh***y Ford Escort"
LOL!!
How about..
'If you can read this, I've been nerfed again'
Consider yourself done - Cortes
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Vurg
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:34:00 -
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SoonÖ
If you can see this the drone fell off.
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Khatred
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Posted - 2006.04.10 22:41:00 -
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"This car was cheaper than my assault cruiser".
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Every time you whine a little HAC is destroyed. Please think of the little HACs |
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POTUS
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Posted - 2006.04.11 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: PuppetmasterX
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Just used this one on a cop and got out of a ticket. You never know who plays EVE.
If you would like to join a 0.0 mining corp, click here
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.04.11 00:45:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 11/04/2006 00:45:05
Originally by: Darwinia
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
Love it .. but then I thought it up.
Check the older thread.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
BlackHole Bob
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:11:00 -
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Stolen from spaceballs...
I brake for Uranus
Blackhole Bob
www.evegathering.com
Las Vegas EvE Gathering 2006, 2007
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:22:00 -
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The snigg bumper sticker
If you can read this dont worry its just lag you will soon be appearing in your cloneing bay --SNIGG
That 1% was enough - Wrangler |
Altalia N'Arakumi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:45:00 -
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Edited by: Altalia N''Arakumi on 11/04/2006 01:46:02
"If you can read this my tractor beam is still on."
"Don't worry, we won't crash." (Eve collision models/physics *cough*)
"Beware of splash damage."
"If you can read this there are traffic advisories ahead."
"Pod or honk!"
"If you can read this we've been blobbed."
I need sleep. ;_;
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Spleef
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Posted - 2006.04.11 01:59:00 -
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"Bump me, i'm a macro miner"
(most effective if you drive a japanese/far east car)
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.04.11 02:45:00 -
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"Im tanking"
"Im full of mins"
"Wtb: Ferari BPO, ME:20"
"Wtb: Hull Repairer II"
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Mitsumi Takahashi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 03:46:00 -
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"Cap Booster FTW"
"You have no standings with me"
"This car is powered by T2 fuel"
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crom ralphfao
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Posted - 2006.04.11 04:19:00 -
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"skill training completed"
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Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.04.11 05:07:00 -
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"I'm going to 0.0 on a suicide mission. If you are following me, you are going the wrong way"
"The driver of this car has kill-rights on you"
"Please kill me so I can wake up in my clone, too lazy to drive"
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Johnny Twoshoe
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Posted - 2006.04.11 06:19:00 -
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My other car is a Sleipnir.
Just finishing up the paperwork. Judging by the speed of that clerk, this red light might last about 12 seconds.
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Credits to Kilrock for this awesome sig. |
Archellion Sevarre
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Posted - 2006.04.11 06:30:00 -
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"My drones beat up your honor student!"
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2006.04.11 07:00:00 -
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My son is an honor roll student at Heideron University!
XD
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.11 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Heikki
Originally by: Makaera Ko****o
Okay, I went back at least 20 pages and didn't find this topic....
Eve-search is your friend. For more ideas, check the older identical thread.
-Lasse
for god's sake.
is it really worth checking to see if somebody posted the same thread 12 months ago?
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SonOTassadar
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Posted - 2006.04.11 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: POTUS
Originally by: PuppetmasterX
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Just used this one on a cop and got out of a ticket. You never know who plays EVE.
lol are you serious?
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.11 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: SonOTassadar
lol are you serious?
probably not.
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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:42:00 -
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This thread is almost Zombie-like...
Anyway, one more, to test my loyalty:
True Sansha > The Borg |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:09:00 -
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Originally by: Gamer4liff
"my volvo armor tanks"
 Awesome, I drive a volvo... This would be a winner!
How about...
"If you can read this, my NOS is sucking you dry" (May confuse some/many/all that don't play eve)
"Beware, my alt is driving!"
--For those of you with ****a cars...
"Don't mind the yellow hue, my sec status is -10"
"Caution, driving may be erratic. Clone grade zeta"
"If you don't like my driving petition me with CCP"
Pacific Coast Only
"I go to bed at 3 and wake up at 4. EVE-ry day."
"My clone would kick your clone's ass."
"Caution, driver high on Frentix and Vitoc"
Rush hour traffic]
"With this traffic, you'd think we were in Jita"
"I blame my ****-ups on lag"
"Honk at me and I'll passive target you."
"Beware. Gate sniper presence detected at junction ahead"
"Traffic. The government is warp jamming us all."
"I <3 my ibis"
"Don't even try it buddy, I have Afterburner Lvl V"
Officer Responses
No officer I haven't been drinking. I only had like 4 or 5 drops.
Me? Speeding? Did you see that n00b in the condor?
I couldn't see it, there was another ship in front of the concord billbaord.
Stop sign? I use instas, I shouldn't have to stop.
I'd like to see your concord badge.
No no, you don't understand... That guy stole from my can!
Convo
-You: Wow, you are a nice cop.
-Cop: Why do you say that sir?
-You: You asked me for insurance. Usually you guys just destroy my ship without asking questions.
-Cop: Huh? I think you need help.
You are going to Tow me? Don't make me go home in my pod, that's so embarassing!
Waaaaaaay too much time on my hands today.
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Antzor
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:26:00 -
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"I have wcs fitted"
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BlackSabbath
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:46:00 -
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my alt is 2 miles ahead
clonning is fun.
smaller cars tend to orbit me.
havnt seen a roid i couldnt pop
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GLi7ch
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:56:00 -
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Edited by: GLi7ch on 12/04/2006 00:57:13
"wrangler saves"
"i break for gate camps"
"if u can read this pay ransom"
"police officer strikes you perfectly wrecking for 60 in a 25"
"M.A.D.M" (miners agaisnt drunk minning)
"i <3 my stab"(ship/mod/wahtever)
"nerf traffic!"
"im not a nerd i jus play one in rl"
Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too
Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
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Tripoli
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Posted - 2006.04.12 01:41:00 -
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"I'd rather be clone jumping."
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Skill Collector Level 278 skills trained. |
Bistot Kid
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:00:00 -
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WTS Drop, Nerve Sticks, Crash and MindFlood. Officer.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:38:00 -
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Gonna hate myself for this one;
Nice lane, I'll take it!
Remind me about The Maze.
I'm Danton Marcellus and I approve of this message. |
PhoenixShadow
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Posted - 2006.04.12 02:38:00 -
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"This car is cheaper than my PC"
"This car is cheaper than my named <item here>"
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Proud Member of a Proud Corporation. |
Franky B
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:26:00 -
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"I never crash, I just log off"
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Idara
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:40:00 -
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Originally by: PuppetmasterX
Edited by: PuppetmasterX on 10/04/2006 12:47:31
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
Winnar!
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Occasus Vim
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:37:00 -
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Amadea
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:55:00 -
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Edited by: Amadea on 12/04/2006 05:55:25
"I don't pay ransom"
"Corpse-collector"
"I'm off to free some slaves"
"My holder did that to me"
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Esrevatem Dlareme
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Posted - 2006.04.12 06:43:00 -
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Hmm.
"Keep honking, I'm entering siege mode."
or
"Keep honking, my corp mates are jumping in."
Hmm. I think I like the first better. Apologies if I stole anyones saying. 
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As I stand,
dazzled by the shattered twilight,
I think back...
I think back to all the events that have brought me here.
And I realize...
I realize I was ment to come here.
Someone wanted me to come here.
And now, I have come here. |
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:08:00 -
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Jenny Spitfire Onboard.
______________________
Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:59:00 -
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my alt drives a ferrari.
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Fracking Beach
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:11:00 -
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"Can I have your stuff?"
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POTUS
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:25:00 -
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My other car is a POS
Not out of gas, just lagging
Newb on board (instead of baby)
Driver carries no isk
Don't like my driving? Call 1-800 Eat Torp
Out of my way, trying to SS
My aggression timer is alomst over.
Honk if you hull tank
If you would like to join a 0.0 mining corp, click here
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Jenny McFarty
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:27:00 -
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"I'd advertise a video game here, but I'm really not that sad. Honest."
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Karunel
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:12:00 -
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Quote:
If you're reading this, you're in optimal.
Winnar
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Sgt Blade
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:26:00 -
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*picture of the T2 corner above your car make/name*
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:46:00 -
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"I break for exotic dancers"
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Imaran
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:49:00 -
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The other, older thread has been left open as it contains Developer responses on the subject.
This one is locked as it is a duplicate.
You can see the original thread here in all it's glory.
Thanks
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