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swan lazarus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:54:00 -
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Worlocke how could I forget the best 30 seconds of my life? I thought the ladies where jesting with me when I was told of your prowess I just had to find out. I even called Cold at the pleasure stations to inform him it was true apparently he spilled his drink laughing to hard. When he stopped laughing and telling all the pleasure slaves in his room about it
He felt a bit sorry and advised me to get another gardener, possibly a Gallente I hear they have stamina. Oh an I believe woman will find sweet cheeks far more admirable than warp speed Worlocke as you were affectionately known.
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Worlocke
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Posted - 2003.10.07 00:52:00 -
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Edited by: Worlocke on 07/10/2003 00:53:33
lol, yet again you prove to me just how small the Amarr brain truly is. Have you not READ my posts? I never said my goal was to please or satisfy the Amarr women. I was pleasing myself at their expense and spreading my seed at the same time. You can't be dumb enough to believe that I cared about satisfying you, then again you are Amarr so perhaps you are.
By the way I realize you were not empregnated by me and to be honest it is because I had to "fake it" and from the look of things I had you fooled. Hell another 30 seconds with you and I could never have gotten over the trauma of all that skin.
BTW on a different note, I don't think you want to be revealing "sweet cheeks" and Cold once had a Sex servant/Master relationship. He still has a little bit of pride left and I feel that revealing this may just push him back to becoming a slave and once again undergoing the never ending task of bathing Amarr males for a living.
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cold lazarus
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Posted - 2003.10.07 01:33:00 -
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Two words Warp speed Worlockeà. Birth Control, Do you honestly think that Amarrian woman would fall with child to you or any other toy for that matter I think not. As for the sweet cheeks rumour you loudly proclaim. My personal tastes are wide and varied but my only interest in Minmatars is in your subjugation. I find your females as foul as the males
BTW I had to pay a 1,000 isk cleaning bill for all the spilt wine at the pleasure station I was at when I first heard the news of your 30 second ôtriumphö, apparently the 30 seconds included foreplay. 
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Vicarrah
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Posted - 2003.10.07 09:03:00 -
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Edited by: Vicarrah on 07/10/2003 09:05:43
Worlocke and Cold...
this topic ill becomes two honourable fighters such as yourselves. Banter and jest all you like, but this sounds like a childs playground spat.
Worlocke.. you will cease this inane drivel, and I hope Cold will be gracious and do the same. I have no wish to publicly denigrate one of our warriors Worlocke, but you must keep at least some decorum, lest you look like a fool.
And as for the harpy in the corner, if you want to swap stories of Amarrian men, I can guarantee you that the stories of slave r a p e and torture I have seen and been part of will stop your fishwife tongue. Some Amarrian men are little more than animals.
[Edit] grrrrr stupid bloody filter [/Edit]
Vicarrah
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cold lazarus
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Posted - 2003.10.07 15:28:00 -
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Vicarrah as you are well aware a war is fought on many fronts and this is but one of them.
Worlocke I would assume had every intention of slurring we Amarr with his comets In a vain hope for use to rush forward to destroy him and therefore make tactical errors in battle while our common sense is misted over with our rage to destroy him. All wars have been fought like this for many many centuries and will continue to go on. I know Warp Speed Worlock will laugh at my replies as I laughed at his but all the laughing will stop when we find each other on the battlefield.
As for the harpy in the corner I would hope she will reply after “interviewing” a new gardener
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Worlocke
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Posted - 2003.10.07 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Worlocke on 08/10/2003 04:27:27
LOL. It seems we see eye to eye on this one "Cold". You are smarter than most Amarr I will give you that much, but do not mistake it for a compliment as I also consider my dog smarter than most Amarr.
Your post was well worded and thought out, I hope we both find ourselves eye to eye someday. I hope you are as worthy an opponent on the battlefield as you are on this board.
To my fellow corpmate who was ignorant and inconsiderate enough to address me publicly instead of to my face. My life is mine to do with as I please. My words are my own to speak and write at my will. Do not mistake me for one who takes orders or will be silenced like an animal. I am Minmatar and I am free. I did not get that way by bowing down to anyones wishes, even another Minmatars.
Today is a good day to die, but an even better day to kill an Amarr.
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