Riiight, because of COURSE I mis-spelled your name out of spite rather than just making a mistake.

Meet a new person. Next time you see them, tell them to bring a friend. Repeat process indefinitely, end up with amazing parties. Though, drinking a little more often might help as well.

Your denial would have some authenticity if there wasn't the vast pile of evidence that your corporation does it deliberately, such as the example linked directly above. Changing the spelling of a quote author, when the forum software does it automatically, and all that.

I never thought you would be a bearer of Y-chromosome for "physical attractiveness" to make sense, isn't it so, MISTER Oniseki?..

... you're making even less sense than usual today, Diana.

The conversation may have conjured in Diana's mind the naked statue Synthia made of Silas. I believe by the point of its introduction, you had drawn blood and made your dramatic exit. Diana, however, was quite affected by the skill the sculptors showed in texturizing one bit of areola that was not covered by flowing locks.

Hmm, but I guess I already do meet new people quite frequently, sir.

In my travels, or here in the IGS, the summit even or in other parts of the Galnet.

The problem with making anything out of those acquaintances is the more difficult part. Time is a precious commodity, and there's always logistics to run, operations to prepare for or carry out. Along with the other obstacles that usually get in the way of me attending any worthwhile events.

Then again, as I mentioned, I'm not really seeking to attend "amazing parties", Mr Rouen. Like I may have said, I prefer smaller gatherings. It's not unusual for my people to prefer to remain somewhat reclusive, so I guess I'll blame my ancestors.

Oh, and as for drinking more than I do? I'm unsure that would be a wise decision in terms of making friends. Part of the reason I remain sober is that I'm easily affected by alcohol due to my small stature. With that in mind I don't make the most pleasant drunkard either. Dancing on tables isn't the best look for me.

You.

You need to do more paintings.

In fact, I have an Amarrian Art Nouveau Socialist Ideal treatment of The Devil and His Dramiel; and, an Nouveau Amarrian Nihilist Expressionism tribute to the Dragonaurs currently on the easel even now!

Oh, an artist! What kind of painting do you do?

Hello, darling! Let's see, to this point we've got:

A Tribute to Karin Midular

For the Blood Queens

Utopia

The Lady and Her Lycanthropic Slaver Puppy

I quite like Utopia. Do you release reproductions or is it all originals?

Art is most effective when widely available. Reproduce away!

Oh, you authorize third-party reproduction? That's very relaxed of you.

Clutch the labored canvas tightly, allow impressions to fly free.

In art, patterns. In patterns, the vestments of God. Given such an interpretation, for me to try and prevent the patterns from spreading would be like a prophet trying to prevent others from hearing his words.

There's no reason amazing parties have to have many people. I've been to some pretty great parties with only a few people. If there's at least three, it can be a party. That's how I distinguish between a party and an event. Events are planned, orchestrated, and hopefully large.

Parties are people having fun. Sitting around a room chatting while painting can be a party. Three people skipping through a garden can be a party. Friends all fixing a drone together can be a party.

And about alcohol, it tends to be easier to monitor your intake if your only beverages are non-alcoholic and your alcohol is consumed via encased tablets. Easy to measure, easy to remember.

Well you're an endless pearl-string of wisdom, Mr Rouen. Quite a contrast to those youthful looks you're wrapped up in.

What are you sir? Student? Socialite? Doctor? Some kind of Gallente salesman perhaps?

Anyways, you raise some points. I guess I do have parties then if that's all it takes to qualify one. Usually in a small fleet of ships having quite a lot of fun together at other's expense, or sometimes our own.

Hrmm. I dunno about the tablet idea. Sounds awfully artificial sir.

I've just recently graduated from the University of Caille from their Fine Arts department.

Despite the past reclusiveness you've mentioned, maybe you'd enjoy parties outside of ships with the right people. Variety as spice and all of that. Do you have any hobbies? Painting? Music? Dance? Some pretty amazing groups of friends can revolve around those sort of passions.

And yes, the austerity of tablets is a bit of a turn off. But you can also make them dissolvable so that the alcohol content of your beverage is in your control instead of a bartender or manufacturer.

... you're making even less sense than usual today, Diana.

The conversation may have conjured in Diana's mind the naked statue Synthia made of Silas. I believe by the point of its introduction, you had drawn blood and made your dramatic exit. Diana, however, was quite affected by the skill the sculptors showed in texturizing one bit of areola that was not covered by flowing locks.

I am just saying, that to have a physical attraction to a woman, you have to be a man.

I can send you a copy of textbook "Crash Course of Biology for Foot Soldiers" to resolve your questions, just contact me when you will be ready.

Does it have pictures of sexy Caldari men? Or will I have to resort to spying on Verin again?

Oh an arts student, ah? An honorable field to study and it seems to make sense. Fits your attitude I suppose and explains why I don't understand some of the words you use.

Hobbies, Mr Rouen? Well I suppose my work is my hobby as it's my life in most respects. Staying in shape is important in all aspects of what I do and so a rigorous exercise regime takes up a lot of my time out of pod. I really like shopping too, as do most people I guess. My family has outposts in two wormhole systems and so supervising those from a distance also consumes a great deal of my otherwise free time. When I'm in space my favorite things are hunting and murdering explorers, raiders and industrialists who I happen to sometimes encounter while exploring myself. This is a lot of fun for me and since I'm not paid to do it I'd class it as a hobby. It can also be an exciting, if unwelcome, way to meet new people too. I also enjoy more honorable, challenging combat too of course as well as forever spending time training to improve my general ability to contribute as a member of a fleet in diverse ways.

While I'm not into the arts as such, I do consider myself a connoisseur of fine synth-lattes and coffee in general, sir.

Still not keen on the tablet idea, ah. If I'm ever drinking then it'll be the real thing. Something simple, a wine that's easy on the tummy maybe or an ale.

It has "sexy" pictures of chromosomes and cell organelle.

I am just saying, that to have a physical attraction to a woman, you have to be a man.
That's how biology works. I hope I don't have to give you a crash course in biology now, right?