To everyone who under-/overcuts me by 10/100/1000/10000 ISK instead of 0.01 ISK

Did you really think I wouldn't notice? Did you think you were being smart, huh?! "Maybe he'll just update his order by -0.01 ISK and then I'll still be the top order!", is that what you were thinking? You are so ******* dumb. Even if I didn't use Eve Mentat and instantly see the difference in our prices and the new price I need to use to be the top order, it'd be **** ******* easy to see what's going on. In fact, after Rubicon 1.2 when Eve Mentat was broken the last time and I updated my orders by hand, wanna guess how many times I was tricked by ******** fucks like you? ******* ZERO ******* TIMES.

Or maybe you're doing it because your dumb, lazy ass can't be arsed to do a little math? Is deducting 0.01 ISK too ******* difficult for you, is that it? Or are you doing it to reach the closest round value and then deduct 0.01 ISK from that to get a nice string of nines, like they do in supermarkets, that TV documentary you once saw 5 minutes of said it makes the price look cheaper which increases sales? You think that ******* matters with Eve? The buyer in Eve don't ******* care about round prices or nine-ninety-five deals. They only care about what's the top order and whether it's unreasonably expensive through manipulation or not. They don't even have to punch in any ******* numbers, the market automatically selects the cheapest deal for them, and the market especially doesn't ******* care about 9.95 deals, you dumb ****.

Imagine, just ******* imagine with that pathetic frontal lobe of yours for a moment, a perfect world where you didn't ******* undercut my Phased Muon Sensor Disruptor I from 1 749 999.89 ISK to 1 699 999.99 ISK because you thought you were being smart, you thought I wouldn't notice, or you thought it'd make your **** sell faster because it's cheaper, or you thought I wouldn't go that low and would no longer undercut you, but I ******* did because I've learned to accept the fact that morons like you ******* exist and I'll just have to chalk it up as smaller profit margins. Imagine that perfect world, where both of us would be sooner rather than later making almost 10% more ISK and our goods would sell just as ******* fast as in Undercutland. Wouldn't that be ******* great?

But no. You and your stupid face just had to show up in the trading business and ruin it for everyone. And yes I do ******* know you're just completely ******** beyond all help and it's not manipulation. Sure, when that **** keeps going on for long enough SOMEONE's gonna show up and take advantage of your stupid ass and buy your **** for cheap and relist it for more, but that's not what you're after. If I was in a room with Mittani, Mynnna and you and had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice, that's how ******* ******** you are.