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MrMann
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:08:00 -
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The following is brought to you my those loving folks at Bastage, Inc., a/k/a the Aridian Glee Club.
Well, well, well . . .
It seems war has finally come to the sleepy little area of Aridia. It's Bob vs. IMP and VC.
As such we at Bastage have no choice but to shoot everything that moves in Aridia now. Heck, it could be some warmongering Alt right? Right. We have to do our part to maintain the peace right? Right.
Sure this means we will have to take away some of our time working at the Aridian home for abandoned puppies and kitties, but such are the sacrifices we make. Why? Because we love.
And before anyone screams WAR PROFITEERING!!! Allow me to say perish the thought. All ISK derived from our police activities will go striaght to the Aridian Home for Minmatar Orphans. Trust us.
So in summation . . .
1) Travel in Aridia for the next week . . . UNWISE. We will shoot you! We will pod you! (MAIN POINT OF THREAD HERE)
2) Bastage, Inc. . . . . Your friends.
3) War . . . . good.
4) Profiting on said war . . . . NEVER!!! Tsk!!!
5) Eve . . . . a game . . . have fun with it.
6) Huff Alliance . . . . Love ya!
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PaulAtreides
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:11:00 -
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sakana
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:12:00 -
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sounds like ur gonna have a lot of fun
imo theres nothing wrong with war for profit tho 
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IcedBach Jr
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:21:00 -
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 Originally by: PaulAtreides
First time that I agree with a BOB
Praeludium to success |
Tiki Rar
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:22:00 -
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Aridia has never been the safest of places tbh :P
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Father of the Bumpageddon™
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MrMann
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: sakana
sounds like ur gonna have a lot of fun
And therein is the point. Plus I'm frustrated at all of the "Why did you shoot me mail." So I figured a Corp Announcement was in order. Sheesh it can't all be about Bob.
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:35:00 -
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Better declare on us then.
WTB Sig, 50 mil, eve mail me and I'll tell ya what I want. |
Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.04.24 16:37:00 -
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Pssst HC Masieee should be primary if you see him ;p
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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slip66
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: MrMann
As such we at Bastage have no choice but to shoot everything that moves in Aridia now.
\0/ more the merry.
Originally by: StOrM ViPeR
Theres a skill called surgical strike in game I've learned that it actually stands for Band of Brothers |
nickycakes
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:33:00 -
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wheres aradia
Rarely Outnumbered, Usually Outgunned, Never Outsmacked
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: nickycakes
wheres aradia
Next to Klhanid 
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Foxor
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:38:00 -
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Never find podding in Empire to be worth the sec hit tbh.
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BadManEdmundo
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Foxor
Never find podding in Empire to be worth the sec hit tbh.
PERILS OF A CARE BEAR!
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MrMann
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Foxor
Never find podding in Empire to be worth the sec hit tbh.
That is why we don't war dec. Doesn't seem to matter much as Concord ---- for reasons that are truly beyond me --- seems to hate us. They won't let us into high sec and the Concord Gate Gun Commanders simply giggle hysterically when some shoots at us.
And why does everyone in my Corp keep flashing red? Is it a mark of our committment to community service? It must be, I'm sure.
Sec Stauts? Whazzthat?
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milinkoee
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Posted - 2006.04.24 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Boonaki
Better declare on us then.
Will do, if you would be so kind as to loan me the war dec fee. You see we are but poor pira....errr....cargo liberation freedom fighters, who have taken up this line of work out of a sense of community spirit and civic stewardship. I promise that if you send the isk to me (don't send it to MrMann, he'll just spend it on Exotic Dancers and Spirits, the heathen), concord and the amarr navy will never lift a finger to stop you from firing on us.
XOXOXO,
milinkoee
aka The Bleeding Heart
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Robert Dobbs
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:11:00 -
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Who is Bastage Incorporated anyway? :-/
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milinkoee
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:17:00 -
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Originally by: Robert Dobbs
Who is Bastage Incorporated anyway? :-/
Check your kill boards for that information. That is assuming you guys post your loses.
You are off the map, and there be monsters here. |
Jonis Sinmaker
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:22:00 -
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So let me get this right...you posted to tell us that Aridia is not safe to travel through....where the hell have you been for the past six months, a coma?
Join us Today! VLINC |
milinkoee
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker
So let me get this right...you posted to tell us that Aridia is not safe to travel through....where the hell have you been for the past six months, a coma?
Technically it is called a stupor.
You are off the map, and there be monsters here. |
MrMann
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker
So let me get this right...you posted to tell us that Aridia is not safe to travel through....where the hell have you been for the past six months, a coma?
Oh pish tosh!!! After this war is over, I, Mr.Mann, can personally promise that Aridia is 100% safe. Come on in. Shop around. Mine your little hearts out. Heck, set up a POS or two.
Afterwards come to one of our stations and have a cup of coffee. Make yourselves comfy.
Warp Core Stabs? Absolutely not needed.
Aridia - It's a Great Place to Mine.
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Vehestian
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:31:00 -
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That does it. *slams fist!* I'm fitting out an Apoc and coming mining in Aridia.
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Moyadan
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: milinkoee
Originally by: Robert Dobbs
Who is Bastage Incorporated anyway? :-/
Check your kill boards for that information. That is assuming you guys post your loses.
Oh ho, sounds like a challenge. Hey Bob, since you already have VC and IMP in your war dec, what's another alliance? Go ahead and add Bastage. The more the merrier. ^^
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:45:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 24/04/2006 19:46:51
Oh sheesh, well I guess we gotta cancel the war, its getting dangerous now that these chimps are shooting at us as well.
Sorry VC & IMP, well do it another time...
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MrMann
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Posted - 2006.04.24 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Luc Boye
Edited by: Luc Boye on 24/04/2006 19:46:51
Oh sheesh, well I guess we gotta cancel the war, its getting dangerous now that these chimps are shooting at us as well.
Sorry VC & IMP, well do it another time...
HEY DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!
This war will be the best thing to happen to my walle<cough> the Minmatar Ophans' Fund since the Great Aridian Cleansing Campaign.
NOT FUNNY MISTER!!! Think of the orphans you cad!
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Nuala Reece
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Posted - 2006.04.24 21:45:00 -
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Hmm - don't travel in Aridia or we'll shoot you? Can't really remember a time in Aridia when that wasn't the case already from one group or another.
Best of luck with that anyway, it's not as if you'll be trying to hunt down people already well accustomed to avoiding hostile parties ...
Be Free
Starlancers
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Insomniac
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Posted - 2006.04.25 01:25:00 -
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*Yawn*
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Lamic Tarvalla
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Posted - 2006.04.25 03:40:00 -
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I miss Aridia, I should take a visit soon. 
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HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.04.25 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
Pssst HC Masieee should be primary if you see him ;p
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HC MasiEEE
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Darcuese
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Posted - 2006.04.25 07:21:00 -
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Edited by: Darcuese on 25/04/2006 07:22:08
Originally by: MrMann
This war will be the best thing to happen to my walle<cough> the Minmatar Ophans' Fund since the Great Aridian Cleansing Campaign.
Hmm..Why warnings about traveling through aridia then, if yor wallet is hungry?
Why not just be silent and gather fruits of this war?
I guess someone just needed little stage performance.
Good, you are famous now
DEAD or ALIVE we allways have some fun. DO YOU??
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Dri Kulsane
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Posted - 2006.04.25 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: Insomniac
*Yawn*
You still playing
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