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Saimon
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Posted - 2006.04.28 14:44:00 -
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logged in today just to check skills over lunch, and landed right in the middle of an angry carebear smaking a few -V- alliance guys, so i joined the fray, as i didnt have time for an actual fight, the verbal "battle" was on!
some of this lads remarks were just plain funny, and rather than posting the chat log, here a few moments that made me blow coke thru my nose.
to start with, he attempts to teach us how to spell pvp, by doing it wrong
Joria Klex > it's pvp bud....can u spell PEE VEE PEEE?
Joria Klex > that means im supposed to hate you
Joria Klex > with a passion
Joria Klex > i hate pirates
Joria Klex > and i hate you
next up came the 'Joria Klex' definition of pvp, a common carebear misconception is that this man speaks the truth.
Joria Klex > PVP hmm lets take a look at the work shall we
Joria Klex > word*
Saimon > it's not a word
Joria Klex > player...ok that would be us
Joria Klex > words*
Joria Klex > sorry
Saimon > sorry, you said acronym?? that's ok then.
Joria Klex > versus...lets see versus that means usualla against opposing forces to attain a certain goal
Joria Klex > usually*
Joria Klex > and of course....PLAYER!!!
Joria Klex > so pvp means?
Joria Klex > player
Joria Klex > versus.......
Joria Klex > say it with me!!!
Joria Klex > PLAYER!!!!!!!
Joria Klex > yeah see i knew u could be taught
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Joria Klex > player versus player means i hate you
here he was obviously refering to PVP as being combat related only, and somehow by stating what the letters of the acronym mean proves him right... about whatever point he was trying to make, so i thought i'd clue him in as to what pvp in eve is really about. this just got me a lil more static.
Saimon > Joria - PVP isn't just about combat, you "dolt" it's about the interaction between players in all aspects of the game from trade to manufacturing, control of space AND combat.
Joria Klex > ok saimon put the wikipedia away man u dont need it its just a game :-p
Joria Klex > u must be the geeky pirate
as we see here, knowing about the game now makes me geeky, but him knowing about the games makes him supercool.
Saimon > so Joria, enlighten me about what i don't know about eve then.
Joria Klex > stupid noob pirates i swear
Saimon > it won't come true just cos you keep saying it.
Joria Klex > Saimon if u dont know im not gunna tell ya....on second thought go pick that wikipedia back up man cuz life is not good for u it seems i mean u being a geek pirate and all
ahh the old chestnut of "if you don't know i'm not telling!", yelled in playgrounds around the country by millions of children.
Joria Klex > man ive been waiting to pick a verbal fight with you punks
el toppolino > fight ?
Saimon > i'm not with them.
el toppolino > lol
el toppolino > we have fun with you
Joria Klex > it's sad really cuz i know for a fact i would utterly destroy u all in RL combat
el toppolino > in now way you can be taken serious sry mate
Saimon > it's also a bit of a one sided "fight" too, you're getting owned.
Joria Klex > heh stronge words for a pirate that does nothing but ********** to robot ****
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Joria Klex > im a Marine in RL we are good like that
Joria Klex > matter of fact in about an hour im gunna get off here, waltz down over to the club drink and get drunk and go see my RL friends
after a few questions he quickly gets off the 'i'm a hard core marine' line as he knows nothing in this area, forgets about getting drunk and returns to showing how awsome his pod is at warping away from people at 100km.
I know anyone that camps 0.0, or any low sec gates prolly gets this kind of abuse all day, but i generally just warp away and let them get on with it. but its quite funny to get involved and let them dig their hole ^^ think I'll spend more time out in 0.0 if it's this amusing.
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ArtemisEntreri
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Posted - 2006.04.28 14:49:00 -
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don't make fun of mentally retarded people it's not their fault
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Izo Azlion
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Posted - 2006.04.28 15:13:00 -
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Joria Klex > it's sad really cuz i know for a fact i would utterly destroy u all in RL combat
LMFAO
Whats this, "I challenge you to RL combat!"
Lmfao what a retard.
Izo Azlion,
Clan Wolf.
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Crackhead Bob
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Posted - 2006.04.28 15:26:00 -
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Oh man! 
Shoulda told him, "Well, in RL, I'm laughing at you right now!"
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B0rn2KiLL
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Posted - 2006.04.28 15:39:00 -
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evidence of WoW and Jedi folk invading our luvly peaceful EVE `verse 
"you destroy my heavy armor suit, ill pwn u up in RL, bitxh, 3y3 kn0wz ver j00 leev!"
hide ze vemen! run to teh hillz!
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new sig, Hijack it and ill eat u.
*Imaran hands B0rn2KiLL a fork - Come get some!11
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.28 15:43:00 -
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 Originally by: *****head Bob
Shoulda told him, "Well, in RL, I'm laughing at you right now!"
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Jet Collins
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Posted - 2006.04.28 15:49:00 -
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I was going to say something about this guy relating to RL but since this is a game I won't :).
Anyway nice job Saimon.
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Malka Badi'a
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Posted - 2006.04.28 16:27:00 -
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Edited by: Malka Badi''a on 28/04/2006 16:27:58
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Joria Klex > it's sad really cuz i know for a fact i would utterly destroy u all in RL combat
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
6.6 billion people versus 1. God damn I love blob tactics. Bring it on. Meet us in Kansas, I'm expecting to see some terminator/dragonball Z type ****.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.28 16:46:00 -
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just ignore him. the stupid are happy as they are
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
Who pwned who?  ~kieron
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran
SIG PARTY!!! -Falke |
Donna Darko
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Posted - 2006.04.28 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Joria Klex
u must be the geeky pirate
Whatever you say, that was the best line of the conversation :)
You geeky pirate, you!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=318428Integrated modules & cargo scanner 4 pirates[/u |
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Jantix Shafalcon
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Posted - 2006.04.28 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: B0rn2KiLL
evidence of WoW and Jedi folk invading our luvly peaceful EVE `verse
It's ok those types are more amusing when you shoot at them
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Zarithas
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Posted - 2006.04.28 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Izo Azlion
Joria Klex > it's sad really cuz i know for a fact i would utterly destroy u all in RL combat
LMFAO
Whats this, "I challenge you to RL combat!"
Lmfao what a retard.
That's going in my sig.
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Black 1
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Posted - 2006.04.28 20:21:00 -
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Mortal Kombat - Flawless Victory
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Santiago Cortes
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Posted - 2006.04.28 23:28:00 -
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*Locked*
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