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Whereis Mebong Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 4	Posted - 2014.03.20 10:59:00 - [1] - Quote Hello space friends,, Its uncle bongy, your favorite vdd corp diplo and recruitment officer. I am excited to announce that Van Diemen's Demise, is changing the way we operate, and changing direction, to encapsulate all that eve has to offer! You may know us as the best pvp corp in the game, the stout defenders of Autz, and the scourge of the cfc, the boogyman in mittani's closet, and the guy in the bushes outside your moms bathroom window. We are those things of course, but now, due to the relaxation of allowed corp activities by vince draken, Due to the fact that we are the best corp in nc., and now the most titan heavy we can offer the follow activities. * Access to any ratting space currently held by n3, or n3 renters. We dont make you cta or paplink like some "0.0" sov alliances. You wanna rat, then rat, if some nc. peanut says something, you refer them to uncle bongy, and ill sought it out * Daily rorqual boosted mining ops, run by our mining director gorgof Intake, not only does he look stylish in rl in a dead animal hat and a choker chain, he is also the best mining fc in the game bar none. Market manipulation classes, and free isk to get u started. We show you the proper way how to screw over the rich idiots in nc., its very rewarding, as bitter vets even get more bitter, our market Dontshootmepls, can show you all the tricks and dirty tricks he uses to fleece the mindless n3 flock. NEW, our corp ceo, kryptyk, also runs a pimp high sec missioning corp, and will provide free pimp ships and specialist training, to have you smashing those caldari lvl 4's, to keep that wallet ticking over when goons are cloaky camping our ratting space. specialist pvp ..................... COMING SOON PVP - we will show you every which way to whelp ships, out lead fc team, including spotlessblade, Luskan, mudmuz and our head FC gorgof intake are some of the best in eve, with more deaths on evekill then test and brave alliance combined. CAPITIAL OPS, when we do stock fuel, we do lots of capital ops, our super pilots regulary top 200 structure and pos mods kills a month SUPER AND TITAN SUBSIDY When you app on the forums, please list your super/titan capable mains, and if determined that you have at least jump cal 4 and the carrier skill book/titan skill book, then kryptyk through eve-bet will pay 50% of the cost of a super/titan. We are a very social corp, we had 30 people at the aussie evefest downunder this year, and spin the bottle in dark razers hotel room was the best moments of my life. We encourage all people to join and have a chat on comms, we DISLIKE TROLLS and OMG SRS SPACESHIP talk, we are family friendly, pg rated on comms, and ever mindful of who could be listining. WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR! # 15m skillpoints # can fly t1 cruisers, and t1 mining barges # working microphone and headset/speakers # willing to learn all aspects of eve # wont laugh or cry when you hear vince draken rage in his barely understandable welsh drivel. WHO TO CONTACT please dont send the inital mails to me, as im snowed under with the other aspects of eve diplomacy, please contact in evemail or even invite to a chat our head recruitment guys Dark Razer (head recruitment and social interaction officer) Rattman (also known as wikipedia) Jaxey ( weird hybrid of welsh/scots and a kiwi) HOW TO APPLY go to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php and apply in the vdd recruitment thread. BUT IM NOT AUSTRALIAN, BUT WOULD LOVE TO JOIN NC. its understandable that you wish to be part of the best corp in eve, but to be truthful, we dont have a great deal of content generation as a corp out side of au/early russian tz. So, i have cut a deal with white aero, ceo of burning nalpam, that will except by proxy, U.S and euro tz candidates, please send him an evemail and directly app to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php under the sm3ll (burning napalm) section. Us in vdd wish you the best of luck in any path you choose in eve, hopefully, we can help lead you down that path. Love and best wishes Bongy xxxxx ooo
Dark Razer Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 7	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:03:00 - [2] - Quote This is why we can't have nice things.
sidicious reign Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 3	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:11:00 - [3] - Quote Don't forget to tell them about our ship for corpses program..
Madam Magenta Furious and Rampant Traders United 0	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:14:00 - [4] - Quote I am the alt of a highly placed and well respected VDD member. Send me 500 mil isk in game and a link to your VDD application I will +1 your app, ensuring your success.
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 28	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:16:00 - [5] - Quote And our FC 'Top Gun' school, complete with Titan access and intel on current super ops so you will never miss a fight.
Bobmon Burning Napalm Northern Coalition. 66	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:43:00 - [6] - Quote Good corp! "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstein
Malgarin The Scope Gallente Federation 2	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:53:00 - [7] - Quote This corp sounds interesting. Do you have a special entry program for Torres Strait Islanders?
sidicious reign Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 3	Posted - 2014.03.20 12:12:00 - [8] - Quote If you can prove your heritage you will get special consideration for entrance. We do a special program for our Aboriginal & Torres Staight Islander members. We rat and do missions all day, then give you a cut of the isk so you don't have to and can keep on living your happy life :)
Gorgof Intake Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.20 12:45:00 - [9] - Quote Whereis Mebong wrote: , we are family friendly, pg rated on comms, and ever mindful of who could be listining. No possible good can come of this. I'm predicting Wormy 2.0 Great bunch of neckbeards to waste your life with.
Mordredd1 Burning Napalm Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.20 13:44:00 - [10] - Quote VDD has the most titans in NC. because aussi were too big of cowards to toss their titans into the B-R grinder!!! Or maybe I am just bitter because I have to fly with the worst fishing super pilot known as "Bobmon"
Xious Burning Napalm Northern Coalition. 5	Posted - 2014.03.20 15:23:00 - [11] - Quote I'm just frankly astounded that we haven't merged yet. Van Burning Demise would be EVE's premier corporation for in-closet gays and Harry Potter enthusiasts the world over.
White Aero Burning Napalm Northern Coalition. 5	Posted - 2014.03.20 18:52:00 - [12] - Quote I just want to confirm this fine recruitment post. I feel that it really captures the true aroma of VDD and everything they have to offer. If you need a +1 please just mail me directly and I will put in a good word for ya.
Cken1664 Burning Napalm Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.20 19:26:00 - [13] - Quote join vdd! because you didnt want that dread anyway =P
Bacilius Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 2	Posted - 2014.03.20 23:49:00 - [14] - Quote It's all lies - this corp is terrible. Being on comms with VDD is like seeing your grandmother 'sans' clothing for the first time - mostly awkward with a healthy dose of disgusting thrown in. And don't listen to Bongy either - while he may be the equivalent of a Fukushima reactor in the sack, he smells of broken dreams and failed promises, and his lies will keep you awake at night. Do the right thing - move along to the next thread..
sidicious reign Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 5	Posted - 2014.03.20 23:53:00 - [15] - Quote Xious wrote: I'm just frankly astounded that we haven't merged yet. Van Burning Demise would be EVE's premier corporation for in-closet gays and Harry Potter enthusiasts the world over. Who told you about my special wand?
Bam Stroker Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 161	Posted - 2014.03.20 23:56:00 - [16] - Quote My cat's breath smells like cat food. EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest) 28th to 30th November 2014 in Sydney, Australia www.evedownunder.com
Kick Bumlives Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.21 00:56:00 - [17] - Quote I guess this means my idea about having the corp fund lots of ship re-painting didn't get up? I was hoping that I'd have a fleet of police pursuit comet's that I could use while we were role-playing as concord highway patrol.
Vann Flyheight Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 6	Posted - 2014.03.21 01:52:00 - [18] - Quote Kick Bumlives wrote: I guess this means my idea about having the corp fund lots of ship re-painting didn't get up? I was hoping that I'd have a fleet of police pursuit comet's that I could use while we were role-playing as concord highway patrol. Until we can have bright pink painted Thorax's I do not think this would be worth while.
Luskan Telamon Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.21 04:45:00 - [19] - Quote Bacilius wrote: It's all lies - this corp is terrible. Being on comms with VDD is like seeing your grandmother 'sans' clothing for the first time - mostly awkward with a healthy dose of disgusting thrown in. . We are working on this. MadMuz will soon launch his 1 slide PPT course: "VDD comms and you - a sensitivity workshop". It will address heaps of issues like: - being less unintentionally offensive to our USTZ brethren - comprehending a minimum of 50% of what Xious says on comms - when calling someone "mate" is and isn't offensive (e.g. because they're a Sheila) Stay tuned for future workshops: - STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning - How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot) - Titan piloting: the Steve Irwin method
Winthorp 1371	Posted - 2014.03.21 09:45:00 - [20] - Quote Bump for a corp full of the most special of retards. And the only 100% AU corp full of bads i know of. <3 NB: Uncle bongy is so space rich that he gives away bling marurders for new members. EDIT: Wait there are other corps in NC.? (Insert witty signature here)
HAMBER BOGAN House Of Serenity. Disband. 49	Posted - 2014.03.21 10:17:00 - [21] - Quote Whereis Mebong wrote: Hello space friends,, * Daily rorqual boosted mining ops, run by our mining director gorgof Intake, not only does he look stylish in rl in a dead animal hat and a choker chain, he is also the best mining fc in the game bar none. NEW, our corp ceo, kryptyk, also runs a pimp high sec missioning corp, SUPER AND TITAN SUBSIDY When you app on the forums, please list your super/titan capable mains, and if determined that you have at least jump cal 4 and the carrier skill book/titan skill book, then kryptyk through eve-bet will pay 50% of the cost of a super/titan. Sign me up Hamber Bogan Best Bogan EVE Down Under - Sydney Australia 29th Nov - 1st Dec www.evedownunder.com
Dreamscanner Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion 5	Posted - 2014.03.21 11:32:00 - [22] - Quote Luskan Telamon wrote: We are working on this. MadMuz will soon launch his 1 slide PPT course: "VDD comms and you - a sensitivity workshop". It will address heaps of issues like: - being less unintentionally offensive to our USTZ brethren - comprehending a minimum of 50% of what Xious says on comms - when calling someone "mate" is and isn't offensive (e.g. because they're a Sheila) Stay tuned for future workshops: - STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning - How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot) - Titan piloting: the Steve Irwin method **** I miss the random Luskan moments makes me wish I had the time to still play
Gorgof Intake Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.23 05:26:00 - [23] - Quote Luskan Telamon wrote: Stay tuned for future workshops: - STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning Confirming I am the 'special' guest co-presenter of this PPT. Also main imagery consultant. Regards, Gorgof "closing your eyes doesnt make the rash go away" Intake
Whereis Mebong Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 12	Posted - 2014.03.24 06:49:00 - [24] - Quote Bump Have had some new guys join, still looking for more! Ill see if i can get some speacila guests to bump this thread!
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 28	Posted - 2014.03.24 10:54:00 - [25] - Quote Luskan Telamon wrote: Stay tuned for future workshops: - How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot) Covers such topics as 'stupid arse earings' and 'manbeads'
MeatyBites Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 0	Posted - 2014.03.28 05:36:00 - [26] - Quote i approve of this product and/or service
E Varakova Insomnia Inc 3	Posted - 2014.03.28 09:33:00 - [27] - Quote +1 for our blues If your Aussie and wanna fly in NULL look these guys up - Just don't talk to Bongy E
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 28	Posted - 2014.03.30 01:37:00 - [28] - Quote Are we bumping this? I can't remember. Msg Gorgof Intake to take advantage or our PLEX for rare mining anoms offer.
Vann Flyheight Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 7	Posted - 2014.03.31 22:41:00 - [29] - Quote Renton Brax wrote: Are we bumping this? I can't remember. Msg Gorgof Intake to take advantage or our PLEX for rare mining anoms offer. Did I hear something about a ratting carrier srp program too?
Bam Stroker Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 169	Posted - 2014.04.03 02:55:00 - [30] - Quote Our Venture mining fleets have been a smashing success! 30 - 40 of us have been at it for the last week solid and we can almost afford our first Estamel's Modified Cruise Missile Launcher for Luskan's ratting Navy Scorp. EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest) 28th to 30th November 2014 in Sydney, Australia www.evedownunder.com
Thundah2tb Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 3	Posted - 2014.04.04 05:01:00 - [31] - Quote New corp rorq up and going after someone missed placed the last one (OP success) As well The NEW wyvern for Aeon program due to drone changes coming soon (TM)
Whereis Mebong Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 14	Posted - 2014.04.04 09:51:00 - [32] - Quote Dont delay! our caring and helpfull call center staff are awaiting your call today.! all applicants get 10% of their mobile phone bills if they switch their contracts to vdd today! DONT DELAY!
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 31	Posted - 2014.04.04 10:10:00 - [33] - Quote VDD NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE
Iam The Empress Evil Monkey Asylum Evil Monkeys Asylum 81	Posted - 2014.04.04 11:26:00 - [34] - Quote You are neither the "best pvp corp" in the game by a long shot. And You are not the "ONLY AUS TZ CORP" Do not lie on recruitment threads. Free bump for you
Gorgof Intake Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 1	Posted - 2014.04.05 04:48:00 - [35] - Quote Renton Brax wrote: VDD NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE I think you meant this
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 31	Posted - 2014.04.05 21:41:00 - [36] - Quote Iam The Empress wrote: You are neither the "best pvp corp" in the game by a long shot. And You are not the "ONLY AUS TZ CORP" Do not lie on recruitment threads. Free bump for you I take umbrage at you calling Whereis mebong, a fine gentleman of the law, a liar. You make the bold, and false, assumption on what we consider criteria for 'best'. We are excellent at PvP, this is a fact. But our status as 'best' can be awarded based on such activities as: The smooth operation of our logistics. Our ability to conduct a move op without a commissar of anyones carrier due to not being cap fit. Our high level knowledge of Lvl 4 Gurista missions. Our excellent attendance at full scale deep null mining operations. The friendly advice given to new players in the VDD Help Chat. Our excellent FC's who most certainly do NOT rage quit half way through a roam. The fact that we will always get you home. No matter how late, or how far. Always. We have the worlds most renowned expert in all matters (Rattman) to assist with both in game and out of game life matters. Also, we are the ONLY AUS TZ CORP in the same way that Jesus is the ONLY WAY TO SALVATION. There are other options, but they're really just a lie spread by Satan to fool the weak.
threeDspider Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 6	Posted - 2014.04.05 23:24:00 - [37] - Quote Hi space friends! I'm threeD(ee)Spider, resident nerd(lol) of our little group of space warriors, here to talk about an up and coming class i'm hosting for the corp only. Being a mathnerd kind of guy i've taken 3 months leave to create a class discussing the math being used in eve to describe transversal velocities of the intersection parsecs of entites in the game. This threeDimensional (icwhatididthere) anthology of intelleligence that i'vec ollected will finally teach you why your mining lasers aren't tracking that asteroid optimally, or why missiles are incredibly potent for peevpee. Advanced classes on high sec plantetary interaction passive income will be availble in a few shor tyears. remember, this is for CORP MEMBERS ONLY, so get your app in today! (thanks to www.eve-bet.com for paying my rent for 3 months so i can do this lol) just to sweeten the recruitment deal (but we're sweet enough lolol), i also run a small anime subgroup on corp forums where we talk about how amazing naruto and bleach is.
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 31	Posted - 2014.04.08 00:13:00 - [38] - Quote I hove nothing clever to say here.
WillusKillus Hooded Underworld Guys Northern Coalition. 4	Posted - 2014.04.08 00:58:00 - [39] - Quote Whereis Mebong wrote: BUT IM NOT AUSTRALIAN, BUT WOULD LOVE TO JOIN NC. its understandable that you wish to be part of the best corp in eve, but to be truthful, we dont have a great deal of content generation as a corp out side of au/early russian tz. So, i have cut a deal with white aero, ceo of burning nalpam, that will except by proxy, U.S and euro tz candidates, please send him an evemail and directly app to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php under the sm3ll (burning napalm) section. Can we have the overflow Canadians?
Doggfather san 420 Enterprises. 8	Posted - 2014.04.08 05:55:00 - [40] - Quote Best 10 minutes at work spent reading this recruitment thread. http://420enterprises.com
Whereis Mebong Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 14	Posted - 2014.04.11 13:00:00 - [41] - Quote STAY TUNED SPACE BROTHERS! Im currently just nutting out some details with vince, and will be posting the nc. corp recruitment thread shortly. With the days counting down to the great war to end all wars, vince is looking to mass bump up our alliance numbers! speacial benifits and signing/performance bonuses will be forthcoming!
Sarah Nahrnid Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Nulli Secunda 29	Posted - 2014.04.12 09:20:00 - [42] - Quote +1 VDD are bros
Renton Brax Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 31	Posted - 2014.04.13 14:38:00 - [43] - Quote Muted promo
Vann Flyheight Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 9	Posted - 2014.04.17 08:47:00 - [44] - Quote Bump.
Bam Stroker Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 200	Posted - 2014.07.04 05:57:00 - [45] - Quote On behalf of Van Diemen's Demise leadership I'm pleased to unveil a new and unique corp service. As you all know, spending many late nights on comms doing move ops or playing DayZ tends to create a special bond with your corpmates. It's only natural that these ties grow stronger as ever increasing trust is invested each other over time. Before too long - and this is particularly true in a nurturing and supportive corporation like VDD - people begin to divest a great deal of their personal burdens in the hope of finding solace and understanding among their spacefriends. It seems one issue has come up - almost to a man - amongst VDD members... sexual dysfunction. It's with this in mind, and with the blessing of Dark Razer and Luskan Telamon (two men who are no strangers to this scourge), I'm proud to announce that MADMUZ will be assuming the role of VDD's Sexual Health Counsellor. If any members of VDD - past, current or future - are affected by: Sexual desire disorder Erectile dysfunction Premature ejaculation Sexual pain disorder Hypoactive sexual desire disorder Sexual aversion disorder Premature ejaculation Dyspareunia Vaginismus Sexual dissatisfaction Anorgasmia Sexually transmitted diseases Inadequate vaginal lubrication Unhappiness or confusion related to sexual orientation Transsexual and transgender related issues Persistent sexual arousal syndrome Post SSRI Sexual Dysfunction Sexual addiction Hypersexuality Genital self-mutilation Please come and seek him out in Dr. Muz's Dong Clinic in the VDD section of NDdot TS. All sessions are strictly confidential although they may be recorded and uploaded to Soundcloud for training purposes. Muz knows all too well what you're going through, having endured most if not all of the conditions listed above, but despite his suffering he's willing to put his issues on the back burner to help you with yours. Free Sexual Health Counselling - just one more reason to choose Van Diemen's Demise. EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest) 21st to 23rd November 2014 in Sydney, Australia www.evedownunder.com
LYGIA Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 44	Posted - 2014.07.04 17:10:00 - [46] - Quote Bumppp
thinduke Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 1	Posted - 2014.07.04 23:54:00 - [47] - Quote Bam you forgot the ever present Sandy Vagina
Gorgof Intake Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 3	Posted - 2014.07.05 17:24:00 - [48] - Quote I have a gurney in that can take care of that, Thinny. It's a "Thorzine Special" and we all know that that means. FAKE EDIT:*For those that dont know what that means, it involves bovine sized cleaning equipment handled by the our resident toothless cowmaid.
Whereis Mebong Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 44	Posted - 2014.08.10 09:17:00 - [49] - Quote And bump, we are still looking for pilots. apply on the forums as soon as you can!
Bam Stroker Van Diemen's Demise Pandemic Legion 229	Posted - 2014.10.01 13:00:00 - [50] - Quote Bump. EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest) 21st to 23rd November 2014 in Sydney, Australia www.evedownunder.com
Syclone Tracy Capital Storm. 5	Posted - 2014.10.04 04:16:00 - [51] - Quote Uncle Bongy, now that I can fly an Exhumer can I come back?
jaybo34 Just Waiting For A Mate 0	Posted - 2014.10.04 11:05:00 - [52] - Quote Free bump for old bros.

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