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Whereis Mebong
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.20 10:59:00 -
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Hello space friends,,
Its uncle bongy, your favorite vdd corp diplo and recruitment officer.
I am excited to announce that Van Diemen's Demise, is changing the way we operate, and changing direction, to encapsulate all that eve has to offer!
You may know us as the best pvp corp in the game, the stout defenders of Autz, and the scourge of the cfc, the boogyman in mittani's closet, and the guy in the bushes outside your moms bathroom window. We are those things of course, but now, due to the relaxation of allowed corp activities by vince draken, Due to the fact that we are the best corp in nc., and now the most titan heavy we can offer the follow activities.
* Access to any ratting space currently held by n3, or n3 renters. We dont make you cta or paplink like some "0.0" sov alliances. You wanna rat, then rat, if some nc. peanut says something, you refer them to uncle bongy, and ill sought it out
* Daily rorqual boosted mining ops, run by our mining director gorgof Intake, not only does he look stylish in rl in a dead animal hat and a choker chain, he is also the best mining fc in the game bar none.
*Market manipulation classes, and free isk to get u started. We show you the proper way how to screw over the rich idiots in nc., its very rewarding, as bitter vets even get more bitter, our market Dontshootmepls, can show you all the tricks and dirty tricks he uses to fleece the mindless n3 flock.
*NEW*, our corp ceo, kryptyk, also runs a pimp high sec missioning corp, and will provide free pimp ships and specialist training, to have you smashing those caldari lvl 4's, to keep that wallet ticking over when goons are cloaky camping our ratting space.
*specialist pvp ..................... COMING SOON
*PVP* - we will show you every which way to whelp ships, out lead fc team, including spotlessblade, Luskan, mudmuz and our head FC gorgof intake are some of the best in eve, with more deaths on evekill then test and brave alliance combined.
*CAPITIAL OPS*, when we do stock fuel, we do lots of capital ops, our super pilots regulary top 200 structure and pos mods kills a month
*SUPER AND TITAN SUBSIDY*
When you app on the forums, please list your super/titan capable mains, and if determined that you have at least jump cal 4 and the carrier skill book/titan skill book, then kryptyk through eve-bet will pay 50% of the cost of a super/titan.
We are a very social corp, we had 30 people at the aussie evefest downunder this year, and spin the bottle in dark razers hotel room was the best moments of my life. We encourage all people to join and have a chat on comms, we DISLIKE TROLLS and OMG SRS SPACESHIP talk, we are family friendly, pg rated on comms, and ever mindful of who could be listining.
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR!
# 15m skillpoints
# can fly t1 cruisers, and t1 mining barges
# working microphone and headset/speakers
# willing to learn all aspects of eve
# wont laugh or cry when you hear vince draken rage in his barely understandable welsh drivel.
WHO TO CONTACT
please dont send the inital mails to me, as im snowed under with the other aspects of eve diplomacy, please contact in evemail or even invite to a chat our head recruitment guys
*Dark Razer (head recruitment and social interaction officer)
*Rattman (also known as wikipedia)
*Jaxey ( weird hybrid of welsh/scots and a kiwi)
HOW TO APPLY
*go to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php and apply in the vdd recruitment thread.
BUT IM NOT AUSTRALIAN, BUT WOULD LOVE TO JOIN NC.
its understandable that you wish to be part of the best corp in eve, but to be truthful, we dont have a great deal of content generation as a corp out side of au/early russian tz.
So, i have cut a deal with white aero, ceo of burning nalpam, that will except by proxy, U.S and euro tz candidates, please send him an evemail and directly app to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php under the sm3ll (burning napalm) section.
Us in vdd wish you the best of luck in any path you choose in eve, hopefully, we can help lead you down that path.
Love and best wishes
Bongy
xxxxx
ooo
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Dark Razer
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:03:00 -
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This is why we can't have nice things. |
sidicious reign
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
3
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:11:00 -
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Don't forget to tell them about our ship for corpses program.. |
Madam Magenta
Furious and Rampant Traders United
0
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:14:00 -
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I am the alt of a highly placed and well respected VDD member.
Send me 500 mil isk in game and a link to your VDD application I will +1 your app, ensuring your success. |
Renton Brax
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
28
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:16:00 -
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And our FC 'Top Gun' school, complete with Titan access and intel on current super ops so you will never miss a fight. |
Bobmon
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:43:00 -
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Good corp!
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstein |
Malgarin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.20 11:53:00 -
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This corp sounds interesting.
Do you have a special entry program for Torres Strait Islanders?
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sidicious reign
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
3
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Posted - 2014.03.20 12:12:00 -
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If you can prove your heritage you will get special consideration for entrance.
We do a special program for our Aboriginal & Torres Staight Islander members. We rat and do missions all day, then give you a cut of the isk so you don't have to and can keep on living your happy life :) |
Gorgof Intake
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.20 12:45:00 -
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Whereis Mebong wrote:, we are family friendly, pg rated on comms, and ever mindful of who could be listining.
No possible good can come of this. I'm predicting Wormy 2.0
Great bunch of neckbeards to waste your life with. |
Mordredd1
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.20 13:44:00 -
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VDD has the most titans in NC. because aussi were too big of cowards to toss their titans into the B-R grinder!!! Or maybe I am just bitter because I have to fly with the worst fishing super pilot known as "Bobmon" |
Xious
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
5
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Posted - 2014.03.20 15:23:00 -
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I'm just frankly astounded that we haven't merged yet.
Van Burning Demise would be EVE's premier corporation for in-closet gays and Harry Potter enthusiasts the world over. |
White Aero
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
5
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Posted - 2014.03.20 18:52:00 -
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I just want to confirm this fine recruitment post. I feel that it really captures the true aroma of VDD and everything they have to offer. If you need a +1 please just mail me directly and I will put in a good word for ya. |
Cken1664
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.20 19:26:00 -
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join vdd! because you didnt want that dread anyway =P |
Bacilius
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.20 23:49:00 -
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It's all lies - this corp is terrible. Being on comms with VDD is like seeing your grandmother 'sans' clothing for the first time - mostly awkward with a healthy dose of disgusting thrown in.
And don't listen to Bongy either - while he may be the equivalent of a Fukushima reactor in the sack, he smells of broken dreams and failed promises, and his lies will keep you awake at night.
Do the right thing - move along to the next thread.. |
sidicious reign
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
5
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Posted - 2014.03.20 23:53:00 -
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Xious wrote:I'm just frankly astounded that we haven't merged yet.
Van Burning Demise would be EVE's premier corporation for in-closet gays and Harry Potter enthusiasts the world over.
Who told you about my special wand? |
Bam Stroker
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
161
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Posted - 2014.03.20 23:56:00 -
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest)
28th to 30th November 2014 in Sydney, Australia
www.evedownunder.com |
Kick Bumlives
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.21 00:56:00 -
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I guess this means my idea about having the corp fund lots of ship re-painting didn't get up?
I was hoping that I'd have a fleet of police pursuit comet's that I could use while we were role-playing as concord highway patrol. |
Vann Flyheight
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.21 01:52:00 -
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Kick Bumlives wrote:I guess this means my idea about having the corp fund lots of ship re-painting didn't get up?
I was hoping that I'd have a fleet of police pursuit comet's that I could use while we were role-playing as concord highway patrol.
Until we can have bright pink painted Thorax's I do not think this would be worth while. |
Luskan Telamon
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.21 04:45:00 -
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Bacilius wrote:It's all lies - this corp is terrible. Being on comms with VDD is like seeing your grandmother 'sans' clothing for the first time - mostly awkward with a healthy dose of disgusting thrown in.
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We are working on this. MadMuz will soon launch his 1 slide PPT course: "VDD comms and you - a sensitivity workshop".
It will address heaps of issues like:
- being less unintentionally offensive to our USTZ brethren
- comprehending a minimum of 50% of what Xious says on comms
- when calling someone "mate" is and isn't offensive (e.g. because they're a Sheila)
Stay tuned for future workshops:
- STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning
- How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot)
- Titan piloting: the Steve Irwin method
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Winthorp
1371
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Posted - 2014.03.21 09:45:00 -
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Bump for a corp full of the most special of retards.
And the only 100% AU corp full of bads i know of.
<3
NB: Uncle bongy is so space rich that he gives away bling marurders for new members.
EDIT: Wait there are other corps in NC.?
(Insert witty signature here) |
HAMBER BOGAN
House Of Serenity.
Disband.
49
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Posted - 2014.03.21 10:17:00 -
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Whereis Mebong wrote:Hello space friends,,
* Daily rorqual boosted mining ops, run by our mining director gorgof Intake, not only does he look stylish in rl in a dead animal hat and a choker chain, he is also the best mining fc in the game bar none.
*NEW*, our corp ceo, kryptyk, also runs a pimp high sec missioning corp,
*SUPER AND TITAN SUBSIDY*
When you app on the forums, please list your super/titan capable mains, and if determined that you have at least jump cal 4 and the carrier skill book/titan skill book, then kryptyk through eve-bet will pay 50% of the cost of a super/titan.
Sign me up
Hamber Bogan Best Bogan
EVE Down Under - Sydney Australia 29th Nov - 1st Dec
www.evedownunder.com |
Dreamscanner
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
5
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Posted - 2014.03.21 11:32:00 -
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Luskan Telamon wrote:
We are working on this. MadMuz will soon launch his 1 slide PPT course: "VDD comms and you - a sensitivity workshop".
It will address heaps of issues like:
- being less unintentionally offensive to our USTZ brethren
- comprehending a minimum of 50% of what Xious says on comms
- when calling someone "mate" is and isn't offensive (e.g. because they're a Sheila)
Stay tuned for future workshops:
- STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning
- How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot)
- Titan piloting: the Steve Irwin method
**** I miss the random Luskan moments makes me wish I had the time to still play |
Gorgof Intake
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.23 05:26:00 -
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Luskan Telamon wrote:
Stay tuned for future workshops:
- STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning
Confirming I am the 'special' guest co-presenter of this PPT. Also main imagery consultant.
Regards,
Gorgof "closing your eyes doesnt make the rash go away" Intake |
Whereis Mebong
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 06:49:00 -
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Bump
Have had some new guys join, still looking for more!
Ill see if i can get some speacila guests to bump this thread!
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Renton Brax
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
28
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Posted - 2014.03.24 10:54:00 -
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Luskan Telamon wrote:
Stay tuned for future workshops:
- How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot)
Covers such topics as 'stupid arse earings' and 'manbeads'
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MeatyBites
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.28 05:36:00 -
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i approve of this product and/or service |
E Varakova
Insomnia Inc
3
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Posted - 2014.03.28 09:33:00 -
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+1 for our blues
If your Aussie and wanna fly in NULL look these guys up - Just don't talk to Bongy
E |
Renton Brax
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
28
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Posted - 2014.03.30 01:37:00 -
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Are we bumping this? I can't remember.
Msg Gorgof Intake to take advantage or our PLEX for rare mining anoms offer.
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Vann Flyheight
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.03.31 22:41:00 -
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Renton Brax wrote:Are we bumping this? I can't remember.
Msg Gorgof Intake to take advantage or our PLEX for rare mining anoms offer.
Did I hear something about a ratting carrier srp program too?
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Bam Stroker
Van Diemen's Demise
Northern Coalition.
169
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:55:00 -
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Our Venture mining fleets have been a smashing success! 30 - 40 of us have been at it for the last week solid and we can almost afford our first Estamel's Modified Cruise Missile Launcher for Luskan's ratting Navy Scorp.
EVE Down Under 2014 (Australia's very own fanfest)
28th to 30th November 2014 in Sydney, Australia
www.evedownunder.com |
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