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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.03.29 12:27:00 -
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This is the 2nd time ive done this.
1 day old goon member in jita asking if anyone would like to join goons
Picture Proof
http://yummyyummyyummy3.tumblr.com/
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Carmichael Tanni
Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation
0
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Posted - 2014.03.29 14:05:00 -
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edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10 |
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.03.29 14:08:00 -
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Carmichael Tanni wrote:edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10
learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress" |
Amyclas Amatin
Beyond New Frontier
191
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Posted - 2014.03.29 18:17:00 -
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Congratulations, I think?
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Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
177
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Posted - 2014.03.29 18:58:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Carmichael Tanni wrote:edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10 learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress"
He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m |
Yummy Worm
The Night Crew
The Night Crew Alliance
0
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Posted - 2014.03.29 19:15:00 -
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Everytime I got to Jita someone is always private convoing me confusing me with you and telling me to go **** myself. |
Samwise Everquest
The Scope
Gallente Federation
51
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Posted - 2014.03.29 20:23:00 -
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tl:dr
did someone die? |
Isabela Valentine
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
14
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Posted - 2014.03.29 21:12:00 -
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A whole 400 mil? Ermagerd!!!
Also, isn't the posting of chat logs a no no unless in the Pirate Story thread? |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2954
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Posted - 2014.03.29 23:48:00 -
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Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.
I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Endovior
Osmosis Inc
Li3 Federation
218
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Posted - 2014.03.30 00:18:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.
I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.
This. If you WANT to courier scam a 'recruiter', use a huge box, that needs to go out in a jump freighter (the services of which they're presumably offering, under 'moving your stuff'). Claim that all your stuff is in the box. Fools will open the box to 'get your stuff', since they weren't actually in a position to move it. Naturally, the box is empty. |
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Vagizzle Schrimshank
Arkhon Research
29
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Posted - 2014.03.30 00:31:00 -
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ITT: Idiots who don't appear to understand what the OP has done.
Khanh'rhh wrote:Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.
I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.
Let me know how this works out for you |
Vagizzle Schrimshank
Arkhon Research
29
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Posted - 2014.03.30 00:37:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Carmichael Tanni wrote:edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10 learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress" He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m
Lol... Whoosh |
Niko Fudan
Notorious Legion
0
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Posted - 2014.03.30 01:18:00 -
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goons beeing goons |
Zappity
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
928
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Posted - 2014.03.30 01:35:00 -
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Can someone please explain this to me? Was it a BPC?
Edit: oh, in progress. So where is the actual package? I am a noob in the ways of courier contract scamming.
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Garven Dreis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
148
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Posted - 2014.03.30 02:32:00 -
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It could've been so much more if the container was larger v0v
Also that's a really nice smugpost before pulling off the heist.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2410
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Posted - 2014.03.30 05:15:00 -
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I like that one. Respect.
Scamming a scammer is hard.
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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.03.30 12:00:00 -
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well a update, Goons Kicked the dude
and i woke up to a failed contract with a extra 400m in my wallet
GG |
Garven Dreis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
149
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Posted - 2014.03.30 12:11:00 -
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Wow going straight from the Waffe to The Unthinkables, what an amazing coincidence :smug:
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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.03.30 12:15:00 -
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Garven Dreis wrote:Wow going straight from the Waffe to The Unthinkables, what an amazing coincidence :smug:
yeah lol
to be clear i have no disrespect towards the goons, EVERYONE is fair game for me when in Jita.
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2962
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Posted - 2014.03.30 14:35:00 -
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Vagizzle Schrimshank wrote:Loraine Gess wrote:Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Carmichael Tanni wrote:edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10 learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress" He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m Lol... Whoosh
You do realise, if he actually delivers/delivered it, the collateral is refunded?
There's no "whoosh" here, as much as you're grasping at straws for there to be one.
Maybe you don't know that Goons can dock in VFK v0v
e: I think you're confused, and think that we're under the impression there is actually an Abaddon BPO in the can. No, we don't think that.
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
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Cavalira
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
312
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Posted - 2014.03.30 16:12:00 -
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I guess the fact he made a post about scamming a mere 400m off a goon, basically shows how high he thinks of goons.
Being able to scam 400m from a goon is :thebigthing: |
Hesod Adee
Kiwis In Space
302
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Posted - 2014.03.30 18:50:00 -
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Cavalira wrote:I guess the fact he made a post about scamming a mere 400m off a goon, basically shows how high he thinks of goons.
Being able to scam 400m from a goon is :thebigthing:
It's more telling that he is boasting about a scam that, from all appearances, isn't going to even get that 400m unless the goon decides to go along with it. The goon is just going to take the package to Mittanigrad and the collateral will be refunded.
Then the OP will be down 1,000 ISK, plus the fees for setting up the contract.
Unless there is something else going on here. In which case a boast is no good unless you explain it so the plebs like myself can understand. |
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.03.30 23:27:00 -
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well he got kicked or something and DID NOT MAKE IT lol
how many times do I need to say I already collected the 400m ! |
Clio Fenatti
Tekniks
8
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Posted - 2014.03.31 02:44:00 -
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so little understood the scam? pity.
greed is bad
good job OP |
The Complainitor Listen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:41:00 -
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The Complainitor Listen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:42:00 -
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WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:54:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Vagizzle Schrimshank wrote:Loraine Gess wrote:Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Carmichael Tanni wrote:edit: I'm dumb.
Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.
still 0/10 learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress" He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m Lol... Whoosh You do realise, if he actually delivers/delivered it, the collateral is refunded? There's no "whoosh" here, as much as you're grasping at straws for there to be one. Maybe you don't know that Goons can dock in VFK v0v e: I think you're confused, and think that we're under the impression there is actually an Abaddon BPO in the can. No, we don't think that. You'd have to jump 27 times from Jita to VFK to save that 400mil. You'd earn 1,000 ISK for your troubles.
Do you understand why he beat you now?
This guy: 1
Goons: 0 |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2968
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Posted - 2014.04.01 14:00:00 -
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A member of the CFC can fly from Jita to VFK in about 8 minutes. None of which goes to the fact that the guy literally gloated about the 'scam' whilst it was still possible for the guy to get out of it. He could have actually completed the contract whilst scamming the next guy, so there was potentially no loss in it for him at all.
Seriously, are you pubbies so desperate for schadenfreude that this counts as a win?
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4861
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:53:00 -
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How to scam Goons 101: Put up a bunch of advertisments on SA about glorious space socialist communism Goonwaffe & get them to play EVE. Congratulations, you've just scammed a bunch of nerds.
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Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2997
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Posted - 2014.04.03 07:48:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:well he got kicked or something and DID NOT MAKE IT lol
how many times do I need to say I already collected the 400m ! Sweet! You are totally rich. What are you going to do now that you can afford to retire?
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Luwc
Biohazard.
WINMATAR.
82
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Posted - 2014.04.03 07:55:00 -
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ehhh cool ?! 
gevlon is that you ?! 
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
839
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Posted - 2014.04.03 16:44:00 -
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Hesod Adee wrote:Cavalira wrote:I guess the fact he made a post about scamming a mere 400m off a goon, basically shows how high he thinks of goons.
Being able to scam 400m from a goon is :thebigthing: It's more telling that he is boasting about a scam that, from all appearances, isn't going to even get that 400m unless the goon decides to go along with it. The goon is just going to take the package to Mittanigrad and the collateral will be refunded. Then the OP will be down 1,000 ISK, plus the fees for setting up the contract. Unless there is something else going on here. In which case a boast is no good unless you explain it so the plebs like myself can understand.
The way I understand it, OP convinced the Goon that the package contained a billion+ or whatever worth blueprint whereas in truth there is only some worthless Datasheet or some other 0,1 m3 crap, relying on Greed of the recruiter to break the contract and thus forfeiting the 400 mil collateral.
Even if the Goon had actually fulfilled the contract, OP would have just lost whatever crap was in the contract (now inacessible in a Null-sec station) and I think 11000 ISK in fees, which is not a very high stake for a potential 400 Mil ISK win.
But truth be told, I would be more interested why this guy should have left Goonswarm Federation.
Was he kicked? Left on his own? Any Goons willing to answer this one?
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Endovior
Osmosis Inc
Li3 Federation
226
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Posted - 2014.04.04 01:31:00 -
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Nerath Naaris wrote:But truth be told, I would be more interested why this guy should have left Goonswarm Federation.
Was he kicked? Left on his own? Any Goons willing to answer this one?
I don't know the guy, and so can't say for sure... but I don't think I'm revealing anything particularly secret when I note that there's been a lot of CFC-wide broadcasts recently about internal security reorganizations. Timeline is right for a kick based on that, so it's possible that he got kicked after failing some security check. That said, it's equally likely that (as a new/probationary member) he got kicked for doing something else stupid, which might involve anything, including getting scammed by OP. It would not be the first time goons have purged new recruits for reasons of stupidity (there are plenty of amusing stories on the goon forums attesting to this). |
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2014.04.04 10:26:00 -
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also i make like 10+ b a week , i wipe my butt with over 400m
im just here to tell a story and stroke my EPEEN a bit, nothing more nothing less |
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
194
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Posted - 2014.04.04 14:53:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:also i make like 10+ b a week , i wipe my butt with over 400m
im just here to tell a story and stroke my EPEEN a bit, nothing more nothing less
I too post about every 400m scam when I make 10b a week
Someone is desperate for attention |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4872
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Posted - 2014.04.07 14:44:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:also i make like 10+ b a week
lmao, slave
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The Lost Rabbi
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3
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Posted - 2014.04.09 19:21:00 -
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Nice work! |
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