| Pages: 1 2 3 :: [one page] |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Nidrah
   |
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:26:00 -
[1]
An intrepid undercover reporter has done what was thought to be impossible and succeeded in successfully penetrating inpenetrable security at BoB HQ.
Here unveiled for the first time is BoB's cunning masterplan laid out for all to see.
Warning: You may be shocked by what you read
Sir Molle> DB you there?
BlackLight> I am I am
Sir Molle> I want to talk to DB
BlackLight> :(
BlackLight> You never talk to me
Sir Molle> *Sighs*
D Preacher> Sorry was afk. Needed to finish some homework - got an important math test tomorrow...
Sir Molle> Alright
Sir Molle> DB please give me an update on our war against Huzzah
BlackLight> Its going very well
Sir Molle> I asked DB. If I want your opinion I will ask for it
BlackLight> *Criese*
DB Preacher> The initial onslaught has gone well. Soon you will see my secret weapon
Sir Molle> Secret weapon?
BlackLight> Secret weapon?
DB Preacher> Ooops w/c was talking to Jade
BlackLight> *S******s*
Sir Molle> I told you to get over her already *sighs*
DB Preacher> Oh yes sorry... Anyway Huzzah have been swept away... Huzzah!
Sir Molle> Ummmm good pun
BlackLight> I can do puns too
Sir Molle> Not now Blacklight
DB Preacher> Our plans progress apace. FIX have been crushed, Stain have been reduced to a rump and Huzzah will soon be obliterated.
BlackLight claps excitedely
Sir Molle> and what of our other target?
BlackLight> The Jovians?
Sir Molle> No... the Jovians are just n00bs... we can destroy them anytime we like.
Sir Molle> I mean the most terrifying enemy we will ever have to face. The greatest threat to our existence that has ever existed...
BlackLight> Oh...you are on about the Minmatar *** Rights League again...
Sir Molle> Of course. Haven't I explained this to you enough times!
DB Preacher> I know Sir Molle but why are you so fixated on the MGRL?
Sir Molle> THe MGRL are the epitome of evil. They secretly manipulate galactic events from their trendy bohemian apartment on Pator
Blacklight> Wow really?
Sir Molle> Let me give you some examples... Curse Alliance - an MGRL front. They used it to lure young and inncoent Minmatars to their side.
DB Preacher> o_0
Sir Molle> m0o - all MGRL activists!
Blacklight> Really?
DB Preacher> Duh...I even knew about that one!
Sir Molle> And now they have even penetrated ISS
DB Preacher> What?
Sir Molle> Yes why else do you think ISS have started provoking the heterosexual Amarrians in the CVA...
BlackLight> My god it all fits and makes sense now. It reminds me of the Da Vinci Code.
Sir Molle> Yes. There is only one solution to the threat they pose. One final solution!
DB Preacher> Seleene, I love it when you talk dirty
Sir Molle> ?
DB Preacher> Ooops damnit I have too many channels open...
BlackLight> o_0
Sir Molle> Anyway I was saying - the final solution!
DB Preacher> Yes yes go on go on...
Sir Molle> We have to kill EVERYONE
BlackLight> Ummm Sir Molle don't you think that is a little extreme?
Sir Molle> No I don't. Until we kill everyone the MGRL will still be a threat - we cannot allow that
DB Preacher> Everyone?
Sir Molle> Yes. Apart from us of course
BlackLight> I love it. You always have such good plans Sir Molle.
Sir Molle> I know
Sir Molle> We shall start the internal 'cleansing' once we have defeated all external enemies. Once Huzzah have been eliminated we shall turn on Mercenary Coalition
DB Preacher> But...
Sir Molle> No butts. They have to die.
BlackLight> No butts... hehehe... you made a pun too Sir Molle
Sir Molle> I know
Sir Molle> Okay I have to go afk now. My mum's calling me for dinner.
BlackLight> Cya mate
DB Preacher> Laters
10 minutes later
BlackLight> Is he gone?
DB Preacher> Yep
BlackLight> Phew... he really makes me feel inferior. I just don't think he respects us
DB Preacher> Yeah I know what you mean
BlackLight> So you buy the MGRL thing?
DB Preacher> Ofc not the man's a fecking loon
DB Preacher> Please don't tell on me
|
Amthrianius
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:28:00 -
[2]
SirMolle is one word FYI
^_^
---------------
|
Sir JoJo
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:31:00 -
[3]
*snip* Don't be nasty [email protected] to discuss mod - Cathath
i am not nasty |
Manic Mole
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:34:00 -
[4]
Gold!
Join My Corp. my posts do not represent my corp.
|
Eleese
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:37:00 -
[5]
hey thats pretty funny.
Please resize your signature graphic to be smaller than 24,000 bytes in filesize - Jacques |
Creyster
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:38:00 -
[6]
Sir Molle = ShinRa
BlackLight = Masta Killa
DBp = Cyvok
------------
What's wrong with being self possessed?
Nobody's satisfied with being second best
|
BoinKlasik
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:39:00 -
[7]
O.O
...
-.-
*doh, I broke my edited sig :/* *cries*
this signature was lacking pink, I'll provide it for you. There. Looks better doesn't it? -Eris
Fixed it for you. Oh, btw, yarr!  ~kieron
Didn't I tell you? The damsel moved in with me, we're having a great time. - Wrangler
The damsel may not be distressed any more, but how many times does the informant have to be silenced before he gets the message? - Cortes
|
Hans Roaming
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:40:00 -
[8]
Made me smile.
President
Huzzah Federation
Be all you can be, join the Huzzah Armed Forces today! |
DB Preacher
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:41:00 -
[9]
Edited by: DB Preacher on 05/05/2006 13:41:17
Stan stop posting with alts and telling all our secrets.
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
|
MortyM
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:44:00 -
[10]
lol, nice one 
|
Masta Killa
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:46:00 -
[11]
 Originally by: Creyster
Sir Molle = ShinRa
BlackLight = Masta Killa
DBp = Cyvok
Tinfoil hats for everyone!
--------------------------------------
|
Ishquar Teh'Sainte
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:47:00 -
[12]
w00t! ... the first BoB thread from an alt since a looong loooong time that was worth reading
Quote:
An intrepid undercover reporter has done what was thought to be impossible and succeeded in successfully penetrating inpenetrable security at BoB HQ.
it must have been a MGRL member 
___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
|
Eisheth Zenunim
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:47:00 -
[13]
Thanks for a morning laugh, really needed
|
OriaZ
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:47:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Amthrianius
SirMolle is one word FYI
^_^
OWNED
Graphic Services Available. Contact me ingame. |
Nira Li
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:48:00 -
[15]
You Will Cry My Name
Funny Guys
|
Dracolich
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 13:59:00 -
[16]
Pretty funny... more stuff in lines of this on forums tbh.
_______________________________________
|
Fi T'Zeh
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:17:00 -
[17]
frighteningly accurate too 
....
Real men use blasters |
Exelsior
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:20:00 -
[18]
Haha that was a great read, made me smile
Indeed, more of this kind would be nice as a contrast to smack 
Thou shalt be dispatched.
|
Ordep
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:30:00 -
[19]
pure entertainemt.
Tks for the morning laughs
Made in Portugal
|
Kyoko Sakoda
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:37:00 -
[20]
"oops I was talking to Jade" was the best bit 
Learn what it means to be Caldari - www.omertasyndicate.com |
Shimpu
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:43:00 -
[21]
Good stuff
|
ParMizaN
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 14:59:00 -
[22]
bahaha excellent
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
TylerJames
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:08:00 -
[23]
For making me laugh you receive the following:
Yanks Recruit
|
wierchas noobhunter
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:11:00 -
[24]
nice mode ON/off
Naughty - don't discuss moderation on the forums! - Cathath |
j0sephine
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:27:00 -
[25]
The way poor Selee- i mean, Blacklight, is snubbed there... that's just cruel ;.;
still too funny, though ^^;;
|
Deja Thoris
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:34:00 -
[26]
D Preacher> Sorry was afk. Needed to finish some homework - got an important math test tomorrow...
Missing a "B"
|
The Judas
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:36:00 -
[27]
OMFG with all these BoB posts i'm kinda missing Fragm and the burn eden crew
|
Sun Ra
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:39:00 -
[28]
LOL awesome
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
Captain Copluation
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:42:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Captain Copluation on 05/05/2006 15:42:56
We don't want the universe,
We Just want to be loved.
|
SirMolle
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:43:00 -
[30]
DBP! Im soooooooo gonna kill you!
|
DB Preacher
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:46:00 -
[31]
aw ****.
/me hides
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
|
Lowa
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 15:52:00 -
[32]
LMAO!!! Post of the Month, maybe even last month as well!
Thanks,
LOWA
NSN - Forcing EVE reviewers to mine since 2003! |
Hamatitio
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:01:00 -
[33]
I think its silly how some people are taking htis as a serious post.
---
Originally by: Wrangler
...why do you people always have to verbally assault each other over things that doesn't matter anyway?
|
Nidrah
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:03:00 -
[34]
It is a serious post
Many lives were lost in the obtaining of this information.  |
Faust Revis
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:20:00 -
[35]
hahaha. strange thing though is that i could actually imagine them/bob members having numerous conversations like that. hahaha.
I am sorry to inform all of you, but in accordance with Band of Brothers Propaganda Laws; Imperium is a dead alliance and has not, and does not reside within Aridia. It no longer exists and is of no importance.
Reference Id: 60 fvc|< '/0v|2 531f 808null
|
Backdoor Bandit
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:20:00 -
[36]
The MGRL approve of this thread.
That is all.
-------------
-------------
MGRL Eligibility Test |
Hoozin
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:36:00 -
[37]
I'm bored, so I figure I'll just beat Seleene to blaming OZ for everything.
---------------------------------
Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Ishquar Teh'Sainte
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 16:38:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Captain Copluation
Edited by: Captain Copluation on 05/05/2006 15:42:56
We don't want the universe,
We Just want to be loved.
As a representant of the Gheyllente Federation i can assure you - the Federation stands behind you and will support you in all your plans - even those which include leather. 
[btw - where is my medication?? who took the shiny blue pills from my bedside table??  ]
___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
|
Darko1107
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 17:52:00 -
[39]
Haha. Comedy Legend. Such a good read
|
Scalor Valentis
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 17:56:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Nidrah
Sir Molle> m0o - all MGRL activists!
Blacklight> Really?
so tru -___-
[23] Member: BoB Alt
BoB is continuing its ruin EVE campaing... |
BOldMan
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 18:29:00 -
[41]
Until MGRL entrance I thought was true.
---------------------------------------------
[notify] None - Are you sure you want to proceed with the clone jump? The process of doing so will result in the destruction of the existing clone you h |
Dao 2
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 19:01:00 -
[42]
the first time DB "says" something its just "D Preacher" then the next time its "DB Preacher" ;pppp
------------------------------------------------
NEWLY ADDED ON 1/19 (though applies to all posts before ;p)
the usual "I don't represent my corp or alliance" and stuffs like that
Also the gal |
djNME
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 19:10:00 -
[43]
I have to say this thread > recent threads \o/ 
djNME
|
CLEISTHENES2
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 19:23:00 -
[44]
Hahahahah....Awesome
|
Nifel
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 20:56:00 -
[45]
2 thumbs up!
"We wield swords for the sound of laughter that used to be there long ago."
RKK Ranking: (MIN14) Sama |
Dave White
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 21:03:00 -
[46]
|
Roule
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 21:35:00 -
[47]
Love this post
|
Constantinee
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 21:42:00 -
[48]
lmao noobs posting rabble on alts golden mate this gave me a chuckle
Want a Cheap Sig?
-V- Comedian |
Dark Shikari
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 21:47:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Dark Shikari on 05/05/2006 21:47:38
Stop posting about my alts, Nidrah 
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
|
ProphetGuru
|
Posted - 2006.05.05 23:49:00 -
[50]
Quote:
Sir Molle> We have to kill EVERYONE
BlackLight> Ummm Sir Molle don't you think that is a little extreme?
Sir Molle> No I don't.
That section actually does sound like Molle :)
Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
|
Shai Faetal
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 00:13:00 -
[51]
WO.OT
________________
Firmus Ixion, **** Yeah, Coming again to save the MuthaFecking Day Yeah! |
Stratego
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 00:24:00 -
[52]
Funniest post ever. :P
----
BOB are BOB 5 are BOB and together we make BOOBIE5. |
Grimster
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 00:35:00 -
[53]
It's all true too y'know.
Prolly.
/me runs n hides.
We blog at The Jammy Blog |
Lion El'Johnson
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 00:37:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Lion El''Johnson on 06/05/2006 00:37:18
Originally by: Grimster
It's all true too y'know.
Prolly.
/me runs n hides.
Well the Dbp cyb0ring is definately true.
Dirt3h wench.
Lion El'Johnson
"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word,
which means more to me than any other.
That word is ENGLAND."
...Winston Churchill. |
Butch Sally
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 00:59:00 -
[55]
Originally by: SirMolle
DBP! Im soooooooo gonna kill you!
Post with your main ffs
|
Yazoul Samaiel
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 02:54:00 -
[56]
ROFL
Looks like Molle has both nightmares and daymares about MGRL coz they know where he sleeps
"What ever that doesn't Kill me just makes me stronger"
|
Burr
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 06:19:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Amthrianius
SirMolle is one word FYI
^_^
|
Samirol
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 07:34:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Butch Sally
Originally by: SirMolle
DBP! Im soooooooo gonna kill you!
Post with your main ffs
The Irony is so overloading that a bodybuilder could lift weights with all the iron.
|
Soros
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 11:56:00 -
[59]
LMAO
|
Lag Fest
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 12:36:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Lag Fest on 06/05/2006 12:36:21
OMG!!! whatever you do....
_______________________________________
Keepint it BNC-style.. Be Afraid, be very afraid...
|
Lygos
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 18:01:00 -
[61]
I was wondering why MGRL was blue.
The trendy, sequined, faux-fleece has been pulled from my eyes.
|
Wrok
|
Posted - 2006.05.06 20:19:00 -
[62]
Can i get the item number for the MGRL thing DB...thank you.
P.S im not joking...
P.P.S.S j/k lol...
|
Xoria Krint
|
Posted - 2006.05.08 11:26:00 -
[63]
----
My Movie: Insane World |
Orb Lati
|
Posted - 2006.05.10 06:36:00 -
[64]
Great Post
"We worship Strength because it is through strength that all other values are made possible" |
hezie99
|
Posted - 2006.05.10 11:25:00 -
[65]
that was pretty funny tbh
|
Xaarist
|
Posted - 2006.05.10 11:39:00 -
[66]
even better than the first one with the anti bob alliance - lol
----------------
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) This is an alien dressed as Bunny to secretly gain world domination.
...if you don't know Happy Tree Friends, just imagine Teletubbies on LSD... |
Nikolai Nuvolari
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 06:32:00 -
[67]
--------
Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
|
Hardin
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 08:12:00 -
[68]
A classic thread if I say so myself
------------------------------
Tech II BPO AUCTION (Ends 21.00 SUNDAY 14/05/06)
AMARR VICTOR |
KIAEddZ
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 08:57:00 -
[69]
Made me chuckle, sounds eeerily like a recent ERA meeting tbh :/
Suas, another one of your Alts? ;)
KIA Piccys
|
Kinsy
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 09:27:00 -
[70]
Quote Stan on BE ts last night:-
Wow, look at all these forum *****s, you know a few more and the combined egos here might actually equal SirMolle's!
|
KIATolon
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 09:33:00 -
[71]
Originally by: KIAEddZ
Made me chuckle, sounds eeerily like a recent ERA meeting tbh :/
Suas, another one of your Alts? ;)
Sorry eddz :(
Wait, am I bad cop today?
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
____________________________________________
BOS are recruiting |
Mokka express
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 10:22:00 -
[72]
Won't be long until we've got a BOB sitcom, I tells you ;)
|
Jin Entres
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 11:37:00 -
[73]
|
Nidrah
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 14:00:00 -
[74]
I did make this follow up report about an anti-BoB coalition however it received a mixed reception.
Clearly ISD will close any communications that do not reach a statuatory (but undisclosed) 'humour' level...
I think my undercover reporter has discovered her next target
|
Lucian Alucard
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 21:27:00 -
[75]
Someone owes me a beer and a keyboard.
|
Lucian Alucard
|
Posted - 2006.05.12 21:34:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Nidrah
It is a serious post
Many lives were lost in the obtaining of this information.
Yes many Bothan spies gave their lives to obtain this information from the Iraqi Information Ministry.
|
Gaven Lok'ri
|
Posted - 2006.05.13 18:16:00 -
[77]
The second one was even better than this one.
The Jade quotes were classics.
Nobiscum Deus!
PIE Website |
Kaeten
|
Posted - 2006.05.13 22:46:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Amthrianius
SirMolle is one word FYI
^_^
lol was about to say that
|
Kaeten
|
Posted - 2006.05.13 22:48:00 -
[79]
oh and lol
|
Fillmeup
|
Posted - 2006.05.15 11:06:00 -
[80]
Liked em both - made me smile.
|
| |
|
| Pages: 1 2 3 :: [one page] |