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Real Zebra Flash Enterprises LLC 13	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:26:00 - [1] - Quote I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do?
Mr Epeen It's All About Me 4795	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:28:00 - [2] - Quote For the most part, they find new and interesting ways to annoy people. I say that in not a bad way, either. Mr Epeen There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
Real Zebra Flash Enterprises LLC 13	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:29:00 - [3] - Quote Annoy people? Why? How?
Natassia Krasnoo R3D SHIFT Brothers Of The Dark Sun 276	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:31:00 - [4] - Quote Posting in a not so stealth goon alt "look at us look at us!" Thread?
Bael Malefic Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 62	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:32:00 - [5] - Quote I almost sort of hope this is a genuine question from a genuine newbie. But it's probably just this ^
Twulf ForgeFire Industries Aegis Requiem 96	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:34:00 - [6] - Quote They are the "too powerful to fail" corp/Alliance in EVE. People dislike them because they like being the "Bad guys in EVE" They are good, they are big and they win alot, so people dislike them.
Jill Xelitras Xeltec services Russian International Allegiance 295	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:36:00 - [7] - Quote GêÜevil + -â all things bad Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.) When life gives you lemons, swap letters and poof: melons, solemn melons.
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 4198	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:37:00 - [8] - Quote What is a Cheeto-stained neckbeard for $600 Alex. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Caviar Liberta Moira. Villore Accords 504	Posted - 2014.03.31 19:38:00 - [9] - Quote Twulf wrote: They are the "too powerful to fail" corp/Alliance in EVE. People dislike them because they like being the "Bad guys in EVE" They are good, they are big and they win alot, so people dislike them. Being the bad guy means people usually want to shot at you. This means you have people to shoot at.
DaReaper Net 7 The Last Brigade 288	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:09:00 - [10] - Quote The Goon Squad is andre the giant in the princess bride... no waits that's the Brute Squad, my bad, Goonsquad is a large alliance in eve that came form the somethingaweful community
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 11677	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:20:00 - [11] - Quote Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more.... *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
E-2C Hawkeye State War Academy Caldari State 551	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:27:00 - [12] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? They find the best and most effective way to xploite game mechanics to make your game as unfun as possible.
E-2C Hawkeye State War Academy Caldari State 551	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:28:00 - [13] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more.... Yes they are the masters at self promotion thru alts as well.
I Love Boobies All Hail Boobies 1101	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:31:00 - [14] - Quote E-2C Hawkeye wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more.... Yes they are the masters at self promotion thru alts as well. I think you got them mixed up with The New Order.
Lazrim Hedion University Amarr Empire 12	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:31:00 - [15] - Quote This may be a legit question. But I'm not sure about the term Goon squad. A true newbie asked about the CODE in chat the other day. After some discussion it was decided the CODE was to EVE what salt and pepper are to eggs; not necessary but it sure does add flavor. I suppose the Goons could be considered tabasco or something like that.
Inquisitor Kitchner Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes 1077	Posted - 2014.03.31 20:46:00 - [16] - Quote If you say our name in the mirror three times we kill you. "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Marsha Mallow 173	Posted - 2014.03.31 21:10:00 - [17] - Quote Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: If you say our name in the mirror three times we kill you. What, by proxy? Don't think anyone has ever mentioned EXE other than you. CFC are not Goons. Goons used to be edgy and sometimes funny. The CFC made them fat, boring and middle aged :\| This is what having kids does. -
Beekeeper Bob Beekeepers Anonymous 1144	Posted - 2014.03.31 21:14:00 - [18] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? I hear posting with alts makes you relevant again? CCP: "We know what's best for the game, so you can't have any options....."
Faux Sho Umbra Victoria 3	Posted - 2014.03.31 21:54:00 - [19] - Quote If you say CFC three times in the mirror; Biggie Smalls will...
Miichael Epic The Neutral Zone 11	Posted - 2014.03.31 22:01:00 - [20] - Quote I had no idea what Goon Squad was either...but now from reading this thread, it seems a group of TDS sufferers who make it their mission in life to ruin your game. That's fantastic drips with sarcasm You know what the problem with video games is? TDS. Don't know what TDS is? Message me...I'll explain :D
Faux Sho Umbra Victoria 4	Posted - 2014.03.31 22:20:00 - [21] - Quote Miichael Epic wrote: I had no idea what Goon Squad was either...but now from reading this thread, it seems a group of TDS sufferers who make it their mission in life to ruin your game. That's fantastic drips with sarcasm You know what the problem with video games is? TDS. Don't know what TDS is? Message me...I'll explain :D You can't be serious. Would like to tell us all what TDS is, but haven't heard of CFC? I've been in this game a very short amount of time and can't even play that dumb.
Marsha Mallow 179	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:40:00 - [22] - Quote Tha's not sarcasm Faux, watch your heels -
Faux Sho Umbra Victoria 4	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:50:00 - [23] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: Tha's not sarcasm Faux, watch your heels Are my Heels crusty? I hate when they get like that. Damn soap...
Felicity Love STARKRAFT 1645	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:54:00 - [24] - Quote ... often thinks of ceramic garden gnomes, modelled with fedoras and assault rifles, as "goons"... or maybe that's just the 60's coming back to haunt me... ... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
Inquisitor Kitchner Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes 1077	Posted - 2014.04.01 00:22:00 - [25] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: If you say our name in the mirror three times we kill you. What, by proxy? Don't think anyone has ever mentioned EXE other than you. CFC are not Goons. Goons used to be edgy and sometimes funny. The CFC made them fat, boring and middle aged :\| This is what having kids does. A boring "troll" poster hiding behind a posting alt. I'm sure to take your opinions seriously and write them down in my diary for me to think over. You're right, when answering the OP's question in the actual post (i.e. What is the CFC?) was clearly wrong for me, a member of the CFC, to answer. You have given me a lot to think about today. EDIT: Oh god, if you're not a posting alt it means that someone who couldn't cut it in the Initiative back when they were being terrible is insulting my alliance, how cute! "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Gostina Mishina Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 7	Posted - 2014.04.01 00:29:00 - [26] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? Anything they want. They already won EVE; now they rent bits of it back to us.
Serene Repose 1205	Posted - 2014.04.01 00:33:00 - [27] - Quote Goonwaffle is...uh...Goonswarm is...hmmm... What was the middle one? I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á
Proletariat Tingtango GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 930	Posted - 2014.04.01 00:38:00 - [28] - Quote Goon Squad is the monkier goon communities in other games sometimes take. I think the stand-out Goon Squad was the WoW Goon Squad that was on Mal'Ganis. Don't know or care if they still exist, Goon Squads range from chill, to sperg-tastic, to aggressively terrible in a way that emulates Goonfleet/waffe/swarm. There are also Starfleet Dentals which are good at griefing in a way better suited to game companies that don't endorse sociopathy as a game feature. Being exclusionary jerks in video games is what we do. Even if the distinction is purely psychological, it's a powerful placebo, it's generally more fun to play with goons* than it is with pubbies. Dota 2 excepted Do Not Play Dota With Goons*
Garandras Black Aces Against ALL Authorities 161	Posted - 2014.04.01 00:57:00 - [29] - Quote I'm seeing alot of Confusion here.. The CFC are not the Goons. The Goonswarm was a great thing that got brought down low.. now you have these other allainces claiming to be Goons because they are aligned with them.. Its kinda like claimnig to be in PL when youa re jsut a renter that flies in a few of their fleets >_>
Proletariat Tingtango GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 930	Posted - 2014.04.01 01:10:00 - [30] - Quote I wanna give a shout out and completely sincere, totally not sarcastic thank you for all the non-goon, non-CFC posters who selflessly volunteered to police Goon Purity in our stead.
KuroVolt The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance 1557	Posted - 2014.04.01 03:56:00 - [31] - Quote Fun fact: Everyone in Null sec is a goon. BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Enraku Reynolt Peripheral Patrol Shadow's Edge Alliance 19	Posted - 2014.04.01 06:03:00 - [32] - Quote Long ago they were just a group of weirdos that would attack any group that seemed to be the most powerfull force in eve they didnt bother trying to hold the space they took unless people were actually willing to fight for it think of them as Orks for 40k, all they wanted were fights \well over time they became the thing they fault, settled down and now hold sov Im leaving out the stuff I don't know since Im sure others will fill in those gaps
masternerdguy State Protectorate Caldari State 1538	Posted - 2014.04.01 06:07:00 - [33] - Quote Jill Xelitras wrote: GêÜevil + -â all things bad Out of curiosity, is that a definite or indefinite integral of evil? Things are only impossible until they are not.
Inquisitor Kitchner Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes 1077	Posted - 2014.04.01 08:40:00 - [34] - Quote Garandras wrote: I'm seeing alot of Confusion here.. The CFC are not the Goons. The Goonswarm was a great thing that got brought down low.. now you have these other allainces claiming to be Goons because they are aligned with them.. Its kinda like claimnig to be in PL when youa re jsut a renter that flies in a few of their fleets >_> That reminds me, how are you enjoying you systems that the CFC won for you? I assume you're enjoying them in between losing them now we are no longer there to prop you up? "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Balshem Rozenzweig Akademia Milicyjna The North is Coming 32	Posted - 2014.04.01 13:47:00 - [35] - Quote They are the most actively recruiting corporation within New Eden. Don't forget to contact their Jita representatives Singature Radius 48 m
Kyperion 210	Posted - 2014.04.01 13:51:00 - [36] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? Cluster ** Coalition..... They attempt to make a cluster out of EVE online, and generally * at/on everyone else. They are also led like sheeple by a dumb little ** that likes to use an international conference in order to try and get people to call and encourage people to commit suicide.
Ka'Narlist Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 149	Posted - 2014.04.01 13:58:00 - [37] - Quote So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next?
Jenn aSide STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries 5689	Posted - 2014.04.01 14:07:00 - [38] - Quote Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Who is BoB?
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 17607	Posted - 2014.04.01 14:14:00 - [39] - Quote Jenn aSide wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Who is BoB? Some say he has quadrilateral underpants and lives at the bottom of the sea, some say he is your Uncle and married to Aunt Frances (the short form is censored?), all we know for sure is that he is the Wormhole God and has what appears to be an inactive twitter account Psychotic Monk for CSM 9.-áWould you like to more? Be sure to vote in the CSM 9 elections, they are your voice at CCP
KuroVolt The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance 1557	Posted - 2014.04.01 14:19:00 - [40] - Quote Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Kyperion 215	Posted - 2014.04.01 14:19:00 - [41] - Quote Kyperion wrote: Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? Cluster ** Coalition..... They attempt to make a cluster out of EVE online, and generally * at/on everyone else. They are also led like sheeple by a dumb little ** that likes to use an international conference in order to try and get people to call and encourage people to commit suicide. All you need to know.
Ka'Narlist Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 149	Posted - 2014.04.01 16:22:00 - [42] - Quote KuroVolt wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. The GD History of "Who is..." threads clearly shows otherwise But fear not maybe one day we will see a "Who is cva" thread too
WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 20	Posted - 2014.04.01 16:55:00 - [43] - Quote Goons are a group of people defined by many things, one of which is creating forum threads asking who the Goons are.
KuroVolt The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance 1557	Posted - 2014.04.01 16:59:00 - [44] - Quote Ka'Narlist wrote: KuroVolt wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. The GD History of "Who is..." threads clearly shows otherwise But fear not maybe one day we will see a "Who is cva" thread too Wont need one, everyone knows who CVA is. BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy 547	Posted - 2014.04.01 17:02:00 - [45] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? I'm sorry my responses are limited; you must ask the right question. Why should I care about CFC? That Zebra, is the right question. -á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á- [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG]
Beekeeper Bob Beekeepers Anonymous 1145	Posted - 2014.04.01 18:34:00 - [46] - Quote I'd be interested in knowing why CCP locks some Trolls, but not others.... CCP: "We know what's best for the game, so you can't have any options....."
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 4221	Posted - 2014.04.01 18:40:00 - [47] - Quote Beekeeper Bob wrote: I'd be interested in knowing why CCP locks some Trolls, but not others.... Some Trolls are more equal than others. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Kitty Bear Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Disturbed Acquaintance 1238	Posted - 2014.04.01 19:18:00 - [48] - Quote Your cat is their SPAI!! just a fyi.
Yarda Black Epidemic. Nulli Secunda 93	Posted - 2014.04.02 09:35:00 - [49] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: I'v heard a lot about the CFC? What exactly is it? What do they do? A collection of targets. Being targets.
Enraku Reynolt Peripheral Patrol Shadow's Edge Alliance 22	Posted - 2014.04.02 22:59:00 - [50] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Jenn aSide wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Who is BoB? Some say he has quadrilateral underpants and lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea, some say he is their Uncle and married to Aunt Frances (the short form is censored?), all we know for sure is that he is the Wormhole God and has what appears to be an inactive twitter account I thought he came from the Net, Through systems, peoples and cities to that place: Mainframe. His format: Guardian, to mend and defend. To defend his new found friends, their hopes and dreams. To defend them from their enemies. They say the user lives outside the net, and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but he intends to find out.
SmilingVagrant GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2600	Posted - 2014.04.02 23:08:00 - [51] - Quote Ka'Narlist wrote: KuroVolt wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. The GD History of "Who is..." threads clearly shows otherwise But fear not maybe one day we will see a "Who is cva" thread too CVA has managed to hold space longer than you lol
Webvan State Protectorate Caldari State 344	Posted - 2014.04.03 00:15:00 - [52] - Quote Real Zebra wrote: What exactly is it? They're the Dev Alts...
Lady Areola Fappington New Order Logistics CODE. 1627	Posted - 2014.04.03 02:14:00 - [53] - Quote I thought everyone knew, Goon Squad are all members of the gay male BDSM fetish hookup community SomethingAwful.com. Home of the always excellent FYAD (Fine Young Adult Dreamboats) Forum. Check 'em out today! The risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP).
Proletariat Tingtango GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 934	Posted - 2014.04.03 19:32:00 - [54] - Quote SmilingVagrant wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: KuroVolt wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. The GD History of "Who is..." threads clearly shows otherwise But fear not maybe one day we will see a "Who is cva" thread too CVA has managed to hold space longer than you lol CVA is considerably more competent in general than TEST ever has been.
Erik Pentecost Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2014.04.03 20:40:00 - [55] - Quote Proletariat Tingtango wrote: SmilingVagrant wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: KuroVolt wrote: Ka'Narlist wrote: So we have a "Who is Test" and a "Who is goons" thread so far, anyone wanna guess who's next? Im sorry but TEST is not in league with BoB or Goons in terms of relevance or historical impact. The GD History of "Who is..." threads clearly shows otherwise But fear not maybe one day we will see a "Who is cva" thread too CVA has managed to hold space longer than you lol CVA is considerably more competent in general than TEST ever has been. You say that like it's something to be proud of. We acknowledge that we're fuckups on a daily basis.
Real Zebra Flash Enterprises LLC 13	Posted - 2014.04.09 23:07:00 - [56] - Quote Explain what you mean? Fuckups?
Vaerah Vahrokha Vahrokh Consulting 5335	Posted - 2014.04.09 23:15:00 - [57] - Quote Proletariat Tingtango wrote: There are also Starfleet Dentals which are good at griefing in a way better suited to game companies that don't endorse sociopathy as a game feature. For some reason this name put me of super good humor, I am literally rolling on the floor! Auditing \| Collateral holding and insurance \| Consulting \| PLEX for Good Charity Twitter channel
Super spikinator Hegemonous Conscripts 298	Posted - 2014.04.09 23:23:00 - [58] - Quote Lazrim wrote: This may be a legit question. But I'm not sure about the term Goon squad. A true newbie asked about the CODE in chat the other day. After some discussion it was decided the CODE was to EVE what salt and pepper are to eggs; not necessary but it sure does add flavor. I suppose the Goons could be considered tabasco or something like that. Now I know why I love the Goons so much. Tabasco is great on eggs. Especially Egg and Spinach cups.

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