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Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
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Posted - 2014.04.02 04:34:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:This has to be one of the funniest and nonsensical threads I've ever seen. I'm tempted to insult the OP's mother to get more tears, but that would be fairly immature, so I'll pass. OP you did mention how James has billions of isk and yet the FAQ section of The Code mentions the cost to create a corp. Of course this is true, but it is also true that paying to create a corp is an expense with little benefit and does cut into profit margins. Fortunately, since the writing of The Code, James has revised his strategy to allow himself to create a corp and win wars at will by paying attention to isk efficiency with no shots fired. (Poor Will, he keeps getting fired at, and now wars are directed at him?  ) I'm glad you mentioned that. I recently won a war in that very manner. It was against the same corp OP linked earlier in the thread. Maniacal laughter was the name. One of their agents acted very uncode-like in local to me though. He used bad words and was very dishonest. That's the code I guess, full of contradictions. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
94
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Posted - 2014.04.02 05:40:00 -
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Intoxicated Mutant wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Do you even people bro ?
Im caught in a landslide theres no escape from the reality (of these tired old arguments.) Erotica 1: "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
124
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:04:00 -
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Tarojan wrote:Intoxicated Mutant wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Do you even people bro ? Im caught in a landslide theres no escape from the reality (of these tired old arguments.)
Open your eyes 
Look up to the skies and see... |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:26:00 -
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I'm just a poor boy, because Concord is OP.
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Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
124
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:34:00 -
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Do you need sympathy - or are you easy come, easy go? |

Froggy Storm
The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
197
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:49:00 -
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Cuz' that miner really needs to go, |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
568
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Posted - 2014.04.02 13:47:00 -
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Anyway, your corp blows. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17640
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Posted - 2014.04.02 14:06:00 -
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Deliver anti matter to me, to me.
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Froggy Storm
The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
197
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:25:00 -
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Mama! Just stole from a can. Took his ore and now I'm dead Thought my safety was on red!
Mama! Oooohooo |

Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
366
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:41:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns?
because of awesome codebros like D400
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
365
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Posted - 2014.04.02 16:24:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns? because of awesome codebros like D400 Hear Hear! New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Jared Lennox
The Conference Elite CODE.
47
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Posted - 2014.04.02 21:18:00 -
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ugly inside wrote:Some more stuff and tears..
It's only 10 million a year.
http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html |

ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2014.04.02 22:21:00 -
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Jared Lennox wrote:ugly inside wrote:Some more stuff and tears.. my kill to death ratio is less than a belt rat https://zkillboard.com/character/90378559/ OUCH that efficiency %.
tears of joy my friend.. tears of joy.. i make and sell destroyers.. so thank you for buying them at almost 120% the price they were a year ago almost.
yes i am providing the code what they need. that does make me a lord of war.. but then again. im sucking the funds out of their pocket because they clearly arnt getting any income per ship they blow up.. zkillboard doesn't pay you.. you don't insta-loot the wrecks you get.. honestly your isk efficiency is even worse than your kill ratio.
so yes write SOME MORE TEARS.. because you noobs cant even land a 1:1 K/D ratio with 20 others shooting at the same guy.
the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon? |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
369
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Posted - 2014.04.02 23:45:00 -
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Um, since when have we ever measured sucess in K/D ratio? The maximum K/D ratio that we can have is 33% due to our chosen profession. The New Order's sucess is measured in permits sold and hearts won. A lesser indicator is isk destroyed which stands at 1.02 trillion for just the CODE. alliance (a 91% isk efficiency). Admittedly 91% isn't fabulous for ganking, but consider our targets. We aren't hitting very many freighters, mostly mining barges. Its too bad there's no column for percentage of ganks successful.
I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2433
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:49:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded.
This.
You should look into selling mining barges in the systems we are active in too (I do this on occasion). There's always demand for them after a CODE visit.
If you want to stimulate additional demand for your products, you could even watchlist people that buy mining contraband and send their names to us. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 --áPsychotic Monk for CSM! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
1053
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:56:00 -
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You mean his 98.62% efficiency? Is that bad? www.everevolutionaryfront.com
Psychotic Monk for CSM9 |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.04.03 16:27:00 -
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This thread is a failure.
You are acting like a stupid kid that whines about crap it doesn't like.
That'll show em! Really! We're all soooo proud of our little forum warrior!
Now please stop pretending what you are doing is in any way different from crying rivers about things that do not actually negatively influnce you the slightest. |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
819
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Posted - 2014.04.03 19:23:00 -
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ugly inside wrote: ... the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?
Hi Ugly,
(and thank you for letting me call you that)
+1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue.
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Would you like to know more? |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:21:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!"
This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
4380
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Posted - 2014.04.04 00:23:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!" This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway.
You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you.
Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.04 01:46:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!" This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway. You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you. Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way. I guess I'm just a bit more heartless then most. Last time someone tried this on me, I thanked them for securing me some more ore.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
1051
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Posted - 2014.04.10 17:57:00 -
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lol best poetry ever seen. |

Maxmillian Rokatansky
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.04.11 00:51:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:ugly inside wrote: ... the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?
Hi Ugly, (and thank you for letting me call you that) +1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue. Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness. Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience. F Wow good stuff man, is that roleplay or just symbolism, either way if thats the kind of thing you're into you might want to remember how sweet little Feyd ended up going out in the story. Or at least pick a villain that actually acomplishes something besides taking a knife to the gullet. Maybe Hannibal Lecter, he got sh*t done. |

Amyclas Amatin
xX-Crusader-Xx Li3 Federation
223
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Posted - 2014.04.11 05:50:00 -
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If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!! For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17732
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Posted - 2014.04.11 10:23:00 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!!
I tried to think of a witty remark involving Goons (GrrGäó), 72 virgins, martyrdom and the afterlife, but failed miserably
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