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ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.04.01 17:31:00 -
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...they would look something similar to these goofs http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjsQj6oIEAAsYNO.jpg:medium
and the april fools joke here is themselves. april fools everyone! the code is a joke! |

ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.04.01 17:34:00 -
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admins/mods feel free to move this post. i was reading some other post and clicked new post and just realized it put this topic under crime & punishment |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
346
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Posted - 2014.04.01 17:59:00 -
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This is the appropriate place as your opposition to the code is a crime, and I'm too lazy to dispense punishment. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.04.01 18:18:00 -
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you kill me 0 times, you are lazy? no! you are fail!
concord watch you, concord kill you! you kill me none concord kill you twice! and still you want everone to be blue!
concord is high secs champion, concord is high secs true security. concord knows i dont pay you so concord knows i am good too!
you fit a ship you lose it. but not to the skilled players, you lose it to the NPC OWNED you say, ITS A CRIME you cry but in the end concord says DIE DIE DIE and the code cant fight this, for there is no lie!
lets get the BS aside, you preach about your killboards but in the end concord vs the code record is code: 0 concord over 9000.
your law is but text, and lets be honest you cry to a community that really cant read telling them to pay up or you will do it again.
we dont need to read your pointless text. because CONQUERED will =) |

Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
1029
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Posted - 2014.04.01 18:32:00 -
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ugly inside wrote:you kill me 0 times, you are lazy? no! you are fail!
concord watch you, concord kill you! you kill me none concord kill you twice! and still you want everone to be blue!
concord is high secs champion, concord is high secs true security. concord knows i dont pay you so concord knows i am good too!
you fit a ship you lose it. but not to the skilled players, you lose it to the NPC OWNED you say, ITS A CRIME you cry but in the end concord says DIE DIE DIE and the code cant fight this, for there is no lie!
lets get the BS aside, you preach about your killboards but in the end concord vs the code record is code: 0 concord over 9000.
your law is but text, and lets be honest you cry to a community that really cant read telling them to pay up or you will do it again.
we dont need to read your pointless text. because CONQUERED will =)
Best rebel miner poetry ever. You get a +1. This is an instant classic, I can tell.
www.everevolutionaryfront.com
Psychotic Monk for CSM9 |

Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries VOID Intergalactic Forces
76
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Posted - 2014.04.01 19:16:00 -
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LOL +1 to OP because well... truth. "Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mine" -Dr. Smith |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
272
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Posted - 2014.04.01 20:22:00 -
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Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Amyclas Amatin
Beyond New Frontier
196
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Posted - 2014.04.01 21:04:00 -
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I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
274
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Posted - 2014.04.01 21:18:00 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Amyclas Amatin
Beyond New Frontier
196
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Posted - 2014.04.01 21:21:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention.
It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
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ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.04.01 21:33:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:This is the appropriate place as your opposition to the code is a crime, and I'm too lazy to dispense punishment.
judge dredd called.. he wants his quotes back http://eng-eng.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/JudgeDredd.jpg |

Jared Lennox
The Conference Elite CODE.
44
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Posted - 2014.04.01 22:25:00 -
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ugly inside wrote:blah blah blah
Buy a mining permit and shut your mouth up..
http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html |

admiral root
Red Galaxy Disband.
1071
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Posted - 2014.04.01 22:43:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:the rules they flaunt around
We don't flaunt rules, but if it's what helps you sleep at night... No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
604
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Posted - 2014.04.01 22:46:00 -
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Er...strawberry?
*flaunts the strawberry* Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:26:00 -
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Jared Lennox wrote:ugly inside wrote:blah blah blah Buy a mining permit and shut your mouth up..
i dont remember saying BLAH BLAH BLAH.. but hey if your brain cant comprehend my words, maybe less eve and more SKOO!
more proof of the code and their followers false tendencies..
https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/Maniacal%20Laughter%20Ltd._
they claim to support the cause.. but the kill they link goes to a war target kill.. that isnt killing BOTING targets.. thats killing people because of a war-dec. nobody was protected. no code was lived up to. but they support your cause. check the combat record for the day.
jasmine 315 says: Q. Why are you in an NPC corp? Are you afraid of being wardecced?
On the contrary, I am Invincible and am afraid of nothing. I do not need corp members to fight my battles for me, nor do I feel the need to hide behind a corporate veil. I will fight anyone at any time. However, creating a corporation does cost over a million isk, which would cut into my profit margin.
3 people gave 1 billion each. how big of a corporation do you need? you dont even need all the skills to increase the size with as few followers as you have.
concord has killed your whole fleets TWO times for every time you killed a single retriever. the combative action only makes miners more isk. you cant combat a POS that builds the ships that your princess-knights require to keep your ganks up. you are burning a dozen ships for a single orca. orcas die daily for 1 reason or another their price doesnt go up. but when the supply of small ammo, guns,ships becomes low. the code will only make miners rich. in the end the code has earned me almost +million per destroyer/cruiser i've built and sold.
so followers of a virtual cult, because they cant find any purpose in life themselves, heres to you for being so fail you need me to continue building for your war efforts.. keep failing, because concord isnt a customer, just a customer producer!
every cycle of veldspare i mine and take home is a victory you wont have. every belt rat i blow up with passive drone skills is a victory you cant steal from me.
you have killed me 0 times and you will kill me 0 times tomorrow.
THE CODE IS LAW THE CODE IS YOU FAIL
sorry you put your faith in jamie? http://paulalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/south-park-wow.jpg |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
351
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:57:00 -
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This has to be one of the funniest and nonsensical threads I've ever seen. I'm tempted to insult the OP's mother to get more tears, but that would be fairly immature, so I'll pass.
OP you did mention how James has billions of isk and yet the FAQ section of The Code mentions the cost to create a corp. Of course this is true, but it is also true that paying to create a corp is an expense with little benefit and does cut into profit margins. Fortunately, since the writing of The Code, James has revised his strategy to allow himself to create a corp and win wars at will by paying attention to isk efficiency with no shots fired. (Poor Will, he keeps getting fired at, and now wars are directed at him? ) New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17624
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:24:00 -
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ugly inside wrote:more proof of the code and their followers false tendencies.. https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/Maniacal%20Laughter%20Ltd._
they claim to support the cause.. but the kill they link goes to a war target kill.. that isnt killing BOTING targets.. thats killing people because of a war-dec. nobody was protected. no code was lived up to. but they support your cause. check the combat record for the day. You sir need to see an optician, I've pointed out the bits you missed below.
Their corp description wrote:Stinky Academy, a filter corporation for the .
We gank, we knock over towers, we extort, but we never lie. Ok almost never. You somehow missed this bit, this is their main activity
Quote:We also sell New Order mining permits. Contact or for details.
Buy one today before this happens to you. Kill: Hannes franz009 (Orca) The word also indicates that this is a sideline. Absence of a permit is as valid reason as any to wardec someone, a wardec is one amongst many ways of enforcing the code.
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John XIII
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
156
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:58:00 -
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Highsec is a place for friends people. Support your local gankers with isk, intel, or equipment and take an active role in saving highsec.
TIA |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2424
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:17:00 -
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...i accidentally the strawberry, is that bad? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 --áPsychotic Monk for CSM! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1664
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:18:00 -
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We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. |
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Intoxicated Mutant
Intoxicated Earnings
1
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:25:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Do you even people bro ? |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:27:00 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Tor Norman
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:39:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. You sound fun. WTF did I just read? |

Winchester Steele
794
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:42:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters.
You are wrong. Let us look to the Saviour to gain insight:
"When I explained the Code's prohibition on AFK mining, people asked me, "What if I have to go to the bathroom?" I pointed out the obvious: They should dock up first. But then I added that they could, alternatively, ask me for permission to go."
As per the words of the Father himself, you are free to dock up and use the bathroom anytime.
"Note what's actually happening. Miners are not permitted to AFK mine, which means if they leave the keyboard for any reason, they need to dock up. But as a special dispensation, I may give them permission to go to the bathroom without docking up. In other words, I'm being more lenient, not more strict. If they get permission, I relax the rules so they can relax their bladders."
As per the words of the Father himself, you are free to dock up and use the bathroom anytime.
If it's an emergency and you ask an agent for permission, they may even allow you to go with without docking up.
So much for that argument. Next!
Agent W. Steele Official Archivist of CODE.
Citation: http://www.minerbumping.com/2012/10/new-order-bathroom-protocol.html ... |

John XIII
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
158
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:45:00 -
[25] - Quote
Claudia Osyn wrote:No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters.
That's the spirit! If you could only regulate your bowel movements for the non-mining times of your day, those New Order duders wouldn't stand a chance. You are so close to winning highsec right now...
NERF BOWEL INCONTINENCE!!!
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:53:00 -
[26] - Quote
Tor Norman wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. You sound fun. I like to think so 
Mind you I only oppose CODE on a personal level( no delusions of forming or joining a dedicated anti-CODE movement ), and actually agree with the Bot/Afk miner ganking ( darn people stealing my rocks ). I however refuse to pay an extortion fee to people that don't really do anything for me, and have stated that they can revoke their permits for whatever reason they want. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
561
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:02:00 -
[27] - Quote
Claudia Osyn wrote:Mind you I only oppose CODE on a personal level( no delusions of forming or joining a dedicated anti-CODE movement ), and actually agree with the Bot/Afk miner ganking ( darn people stealing my rocks  ). I however refuse to pay an extortion fee to people that don't really do anything for me, and have stated that they can revoke their permits for whatever reason they want.
Every donation to CODE ensures that ships will be supplied to agents so that they can bring justice to your AFK, botting competition, the permit is a free bonus! |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:07:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular? Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention. It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players. No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. You are wrong. Let us look to the Saviour to gain insight: "When I explained the Code's prohibition on AFK mining, people asked me, "What if I have to go to the bathroom?" I pointed out the obvious: They should dock up first. But then I added that they could, alternatively, ask me for permission to go." As per the words of the Father himself, you are free to dock up and use the bathroom anytime. "Note what's actually happening. Miners are not permitted to AFK mine, which means if they leave the keyboard for any reason, they need to dock up. But as a special dispensation, I may give them permission to go to the bathroom without docking up. In other words, I'm being more lenient, not more strict. If they get permission, I relax the rules so they can relax their bladders." As per the words of the Father himself, you are free to dock up and use the bathroom anytime. If it's an emergency and you ask an agent for permission, they may even allow you to go with without docking up. So much for that argument. Next! Agent W. Steele Official Archivist of CODE. Citation: http://www.minerbumping.com/2012/10/new-order-bathroom-protocol.html Yeah, I'm not going to ask teacher's permission to go to the bathroom. Sorry. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:10:00 -
[29] - Quote
John XIII wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. That's the spirit! If you could only regulate your bowel movements for the non-mining times of your day, those New Order duders wouldn't stand a chance. You are so close to winning highsec right now... NERF BOWEL INCONTINENCE!!! I know, right? We need to get the devs working on a patch for that. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
4315
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:13:00 -
[30] - Quote
John XIII wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:No ISK for you. I would likely just get ganked by CODE clowns anyway because I went to go take a **** and didn't respond to you in local. And I refuse to be beholden to or held accountable to anyone unless I choose to without the prompting of your blasters. That's the spirit! If you could only regulate your bowel movements for the non-mining times of your day, those New Order duders wouldn't stand a chance. You are so close to winning highsec right now... NERF BOWEL INCONTINENCE!!!
Regularity is OP. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
0
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Posted - 2014.04.02 04:34:00 -
[31] - Quote
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:This has to be one of the funniest and nonsensical threads I've ever seen. I'm tempted to insult the OP's mother to get more tears, but that would be fairly immature, so I'll pass. OP you did mention how James has billions of isk and yet the FAQ section of The Code mentions the cost to create a corp. Of course this is true, but it is also true that paying to create a corp is an expense with little benefit and does cut into profit margins. Fortunately, since the writing of The Code, James has revised his strategy to allow himself to create a corp and win wars at will by paying attention to isk efficiency with no shots fired. (Poor Will, he keeps getting fired at, and now wars are directed at him?  ) I'm glad you mentioned that. I recently won a war in that very manner. It was against the same corp OP linked earlier in the thread. Maniacal laughter was the name. One of their agents acted very uncode-like in local to me though. He used bad words and was very dishonest. That's the code I guess, full of contradictions. |

Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
94
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Posted - 2014.04.02 05:40:00 -
[32] - Quote
Intoxicated Mutant wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Do you even people bro ?
Im caught in a landslide theres no escape from the reality (of these tired old arguments.) Erotica 1: "I would create a massive pyramid scheme in Eve to show you what it is, but I'm an honest business person, so you'll just have to find education elsewhere. Start with the wiki link that was linked by a person who didn't even read what he linked." Theres a reason I play eve XD |

Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
124
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:04:00 -
[33] - Quote
Tarojan wrote:Intoxicated Mutant wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Do you even people bro ? Im caught in a landslide theres no escape from the reality (of these tired old arguments.)
Open your eyes 
Look up to the skies and see... |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17634
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:26:00 -
[34] - Quote
I'm just a poor boy, because Concord is OP.
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Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
124
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:34:00 -
[35] - Quote
Do you need sympathy - or are you easy come, easy go? |

Froggy Storm
The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
197
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:49:00 -
[36] - Quote
Cuz' that miner really needs to go, |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
568
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Posted - 2014.04.02 13:47:00 -
[37] - Quote
Anyway, your corp blows. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17640
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Posted - 2014.04.02 14:06:00 -
[38] - Quote
Deliver anti matter to me, to me.
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Froggy Storm
The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
197
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:25:00 -
[39] - Quote
Mama! Just stole from a can. Took his ore and now I'm dead Thought my safety was on red!
Mama! Oooohooo |

Kristopher Rocancourt
Auto Erotic Decapitation
366
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:41:00 -
[40] - Quote
Claudia Osyn wrote:Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns?
because of awesome codebros like D400
https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/
http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/ |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
365
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Posted - 2014.04.02 16:24:00 -
[41] - Quote
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns? because of awesome codebros like D400 Hear Hear! New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Jared Lennox
The Conference Elite CODE.
47
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Posted - 2014.04.02 21:18:00 -
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ugly inside wrote:Some more stuff and tears..
It's only 10 million a year.
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ugly inside
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2014.04.02 22:21:00 -
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Jared Lennox wrote:ugly inside wrote:Some more stuff and tears.. my kill to death ratio is less than a belt rat https://zkillboard.com/character/90378559/ OUCH that efficiency %.
tears of joy my friend.. tears of joy.. i make and sell destroyers.. so thank you for buying them at almost 120% the price they were a year ago almost.
yes i am providing the code what they need. that does make me a lord of war.. but then again. im sucking the funds out of their pocket because they clearly arnt getting any income per ship they blow up.. zkillboard doesn't pay you.. you don't insta-loot the wrecks you get.. honestly your isk efficiency is even worse than your kill ratio.
so yes write SOME MORE TEARS.. because you noobs cant even land a 1:1 K/D ratio with 20 others shooting at the same guy.
the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon? |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
369
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Posted - 2014.04.02 23:45:00 -
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Um, since when have we ever measured sucess in K/D ratio? The maximum K/D ratio that we can have is 33% due to our chosen profession. The New Order's sucess is measured in permits sold and hearts won. A lesser indicator is isk destroyed which stands at 1.02 trillion for just the CODE. alliance (a 91% isk efficiency). Admittedly 91% isn't fabulous for ganking, but consider our targets. We aren't hitting very many freighters, mostly mining barges. Its too bad there's no column for percentage of ganks successful.
I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2433
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:49:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded.
This.
You should look into selling mining barges in the systems we are active in too (I do this on occasion). There's always demand for them after a CODE visit.
If you want to stimulate additional demand for your products, you could even watchlist people that buy mining contraband and send their names to us. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 --áPsychotic Monk for CSM! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |

Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
1053
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:56:00 -
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You mean his 98.62% efficiency? Is that bad? www.everevolutionaryfront.com
Psychotic Monk for CSM9 |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2014.04.03 16:27:00 -
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This thread is a failure.
You are acting like a stupid kid that whines about crap it doesn't like.
That'll show em! Really! We're all soooo proud of our little forum warrior!
Now please stop pretending what you are doing is in any way different from crying rivers about things that do not actually negatively influnce you the slightest. |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
819
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Posted - 2014.04.03 19:23:00 -
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ugly inside wrote: ... the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?
Hi Ugly,
(and thank you for letting me call you that)
+1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue.
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Would you like to know more? |

Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:21:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!"
This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
4380
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Posted - 2014.04.04 00:23:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!" This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway.
You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you.
Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.04 01:46:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.
F
Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!" This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway. You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you. Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way. I guess I'm just a bit more heartless then most. Last time someone tried this on me, I thanked them for securing me some more ore.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |

Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
1051
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Posted - 2014.04.10 17:57:00 -
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lol best poetry ever seen. |

Maxmillian Rokatansky
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.04.11 00:51:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:ugly inside wrote: ... the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?
Hi Ugly, (and thank you for letting me call you that) +1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue. Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness. Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience. F Wow good stuff man, is that roleplay or just symbolism, either way if thats the kind of thing you're into you might want to remember how sweet little Feyd ended up going out in the story. Or at least pick a villain that actually acomplishes something besides taking a knife to the gullet. Maybe Hannibal Lecter, he got sh*t done. |

Amyclas Amatin
xX-Crusader-Xx Li3 Federation
223
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Posted - 2014.04.11 05:50:00 -
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If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!! For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17732
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Posted - 2014.04.11 10:23:00 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!!
I tried to think of a witty remark involving Goons (GrrGäó), 72 virgins, martyrdom and the afterlife, but failed miserably
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