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Jordan Kandou Worley
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:28:00 -
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Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue!
Recently my laptop broke, and that was my only way to play, my account is still active and I'm crying over the months wasted on skills I could've been training for a widow and manticore for my planned activities...
So basically I'm asking if there are any alternatives to logging in to the game to update my Que?
Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
4336
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:31:00 -
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Install the client on someone else's computer, and just use it to update your skills?
Other than that, I'd simply let your subscription expire and save yourself the money. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
549
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:37:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Install the client on someone else's computer, and just use it to update your skills?
Other than that, I'd simply let your subscription expire and save yourself the money.
Exactly this. Don't let eve become the addiction that has fallen over so many of us before you. Let it go while you are still young, get through the withdraw symptoms, and emerge a clean man that will actually have a life outside of internet spaceships. Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
1038
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:00:00 -
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Even the most horrible computer should be able to run eve and change ques.
Install it on a USB then go to school and see if you can do it there.... |
CERA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
15
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:03:00 -
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get someone to fix your laptop. Then throw it out your window and get a desktop replacement. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11777
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:27:00 -
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Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed.
Quote:Recently my laptop broke, and that was my only way to play, That sucks. Luckily there are about 20000 active threads on laptops for Eve!
Quote:my account is still active and I'm crying over the months wasted on skills I could've been training for a widow and manticore for my planned activities... Skills wasted would be pretty much "Caldari Strategic Cruiser" and pretty much anything having the words "Mining" or "Barge" in it. Im going to assume you had some combination of those in your queue. Those would indeed be wasted. Gallente Destroyer 5 and Small Hybrid skills are timeless, and are never a waste.
Quote:So basically I'm asking if there are any alternatives to logging in to the game to update my Que? Nope. Probably wont happen either. Find computer at a garage sale that can barely run Eve..download client and log in. Or ask a guy at a coffee shop if you can use his laptop..download the client.. log in and put in long skills... buy the guy a coffee and complement him on his book that he's writing. Don't forget to drag his book to the recycle bin and empty it before you go. Youre doing him a favor. His book was garbage.
Quote:Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Do you own a ski mask? A ski mask would help you acquire a replacement pretty quick. You basically put it on..then go next door to your rich neighbors house, preferably during the night, go to the back door..and knock. Ask if he does ski lessons..because with those you could win some kind of ski contest and take the money to buy a new laptop!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1690
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:43:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed.
I'm a 45 year old boy and I have plenty of ideas for Katy Perry. Some, not many to be honest, involve her keeping her clothes on even.
I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
"You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
525
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:08:00 -
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There are no phone apps or web apps that let you access your queue. You need to log in. The only way to access EVE without a computer is install it on a real PC/MAC somewhere and access that PC by remote desktop or team viewer from a tablet or whatever.
It will however run on any computer good enuf for EVE if you have a copy of the game and config file installed on a USB stick.
Do not even consider plans that do not include you logging in yourself, anything tricky will likely get you banned or your stuff stolen or both.
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Samwise Everquest
Gallentean Cavalry
52
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:25:00 -
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If you can't play through another computer, I'd gladly log you in and queue up your skills. I've had friends do that for me awhile I am away. Obviously you would have to trust me which I doubt you will. But if you ever want to take a gamble, I am your man. I pride myself on having some kind of integrity on here. Take care bro. |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2604
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:34:00 -
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go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it |
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Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1695
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:34:00 -
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Samwise Everquest wrote:If you can't play through another computer, I'd gladly log you in and queue up your skills. I've had friends do that for me awhile I am away. Obviously you would have to trust me which I doubt you will. But if you ever want to take a gamble, I am your man. I pride myself on having some kind of integrity on here. Take care bro.
Account sharing is against the EULA or ToS (I always forget which) and is a banable offense. Admitting to it on the forums is just stupid. I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
"You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
KnowUsByTheDead
Krypteia Operations CODE.
1209
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:37:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Samwise Everquest wrote:If you can't play through another computer, I'd gladly log you in and queue up your skills. I've had friends do that for me awhile I am away. Obviously you would have to trust me which I doubt you will. But if you ever want to take a gamble, I am your man. I pride myself on having some kind of integrity on here. Take care bro. Account sharing is against the EULA or ToS (I always forget which) and is a banable offense. Admitting to it on the forums is just stupid.
Lol. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
masternerdguy
State Protectorate Caldari State
1549
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:39:00 -
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Diesel47 wrote:Even the most horrible computer should be able to run eve and change ques.
Install it on a USB then go to school and see if you can do it there....
I once ran the windows EVE client on a Linux system installed on a pentium 4 with only 32mb of VRAM. In fact, it had so little VRAM that I had to have WINE lie to the client to get it to start. It ran at 3fps, had no 3D graphics (only UI elements worked), and even the UI elements were in weird sepia tones.
But I was able to change skills so it's ok I got brave and undocked a ratting drake (this was back when BRUCE was around) and actually managed to shoot a few rats before this dude in an Ares pointed me (apparantly local didn't work right) but he had no friends so I managed to force him to leave and dock safely Things are only impossible until they are not. |
KnowUsByTheDead
Krypteia Operations CODE.
1209
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:43:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Quote:So basically I'm asking if there are any alternatives to logging in to the game to update my Que? Nope. Probably wont happen either. Find computer at a garage sale that can barely run Eve..download client and log in. Or ask a guy at a coffee shop if you can use his laptop..download the client.. log in and put in long skills... buy the guy a coffee and complement him on his book that he's writing. Don't forget to drag his book to the recycle bin and empty it before you go. Youre doing him a favor. His book was garbage. Quote:Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Do you own a ski mask? A ski mask would help you acquire a replacement pretty quick. You basically put it on..then go next door to your rich neighbors house, preferably during the night, go to the back door..and knock. Ask if he does ski lessons..because with those you could win some kind of ski contest and take the money to buy a new laptop!
I just came back up the thread.
I don't know how I missed this gem.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
4967
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:43:00 -
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Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue!
Recently my laptop broke, and that was my only way to play, my account is still active and I'm crying over the months wasted on skills I could've been training for a widow and manticore for my planned activities...
So basically I'm asking if there are any alternatives to logging in to the game to update my Que?
Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah...
Lies!
There is no way you are 15.
Look at that post. Capitalized, punctuated, and grammatically correct. My spellchecker didn't light up at all when I quoted it.
You type with more panache than most people twice your age. And certainly better than anyone of your own generation.
Gratz!
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Belt Scout
100
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Posted - 2014.04.03 05:00:00 -
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Samwise Everquest wrote:If you can't play through another computer, I'd gladly log you in and queue up your skills. I've had friends do that for me awhile I am away. Obviously you would have to trust me which I doubt you will. But if you ever want to take a gamble, I am your man. I pride myself on having some kind of integrity on here. Take care bro.
Good grief!!
Can I have all your stuff now while there's still time for you to give it to me?
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EVE's only legitimate ISK halving service. I have 50Billion to not give away. It's easy for you to double my money. Just send me some isk, has to be 100Mil or higher, and I will send you back half. I can't lose. One guaranteed winner every round. Do it now. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
511
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Posted - 2014.04.03 05:06:00 -
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Find a really cheap, nasty pc to cover you until you can get a proper machine sorted out.
I run eve on a 10 year old Pentium D with intergrated graphics. Trust me, it's not pretty but I can change my skillqueue and PvP in small groups...
Don't ever go to jita undock or in TiDi though... Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
arabella blood
Revenant Tactical
257
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Posted - 2014.04.03 06:13:00 -
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There are gaming clubs i believe... Troll for hire. Cheap prices. |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2608
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Posted - 2014.04.03 06:16:00 -
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when i was in the same situation i started dating a girl and we had some pretty pro sex so i could get her hooked and then after i knew i had her i borrowed her computer and played video games all day and she called me a fat slob but i don't really care because lol video games. |
Baneken
Arctic Light Inc. Arctic Light
186
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Posted - 2014.04.03 06:32:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it
No but you'd have to take some pretty hefty combat boosters to think that your actually orbiting it. |
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Qen Tye
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
42
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Posted - 2014.04.03 08:03:00 -
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Here's some options: Go hang out with friends (if you have some that is) Find a gf / bf (depending on your sex and sexual orientation) The money you save on your sub, save them or spend on said bf /gf / friends Read up on stuff you are behind with in school (yes you are behind, you are 15) [Insert more options yourself]
Two possibilities exists: Either we are alone in the universe-áor we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
- Arthur C. Clarke |
Serene Repose
1216
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Posted - 2014.04.03 08:32:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue!
Recently my laptop broke, and that was my only way to play, my account is still active and I'm crying over the months wasted on skills I could've been training for a widow and manticore for my planned activities...
So basically I'm asking if there are any alternatives to logging in to the game to update my Que?
Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Lies! There is no way you are 15. Look at that post. Capitalized, punctuated, and grammatically correct. My spellchecker didn't light up at all when I quoted it. You type with more panache than most people twice your age. And certainly better than anyone of your own generation. Gratz! Mr Epeen I must say, my suspicions are aroused as well.
I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
344
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Posted - 2014.04.03 08:48:00 -
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Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Get vs earn/buy. I guess like most kids today you can wait until your 26 and then get a job... of some sorts. Dude, when I was 15, I made a killing working yards and junk for neighbors. Even the 10yo kids on my block were out hustling money. How times change.... (I hear certain politicians call it the age of greed lol) Dog sitting? baby sitting? house sitting? Even if you are 350lbs you should be able to make something. You waiting for those welfare checks to roll in one day? Mow a lawn, fix a car, clean some swimming pools, shovel snow, whatever. Money does grow on trees! if you keep your lopping sheers sharp anyway. "what?" heh |
Joshua Foiritain
Coreli Corporation Ineluctable.
611
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Posted - 2014.04.03 09:00:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed. I'm well over 15 and she still gives me ideas.
Coreli Corporation: Small gang PVP & Drug Production, Apply now! |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
483
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Posted - 2014.04.03 09:08:00 -
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Baneken wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it No but you'd have to take some pretty hefty combat boosters to think that your actually orbiting it.
I think you'll find you're orbiting it right now, with an orbital duration of roughly one year. |
Silky Cyno
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.04.03 09:54:00 -
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Is Chris Hansen gonna show up in this thread ? |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
76
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Posted - 2014.04.03 09:56:00 -
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Ruskarn Andedare wrote:Baneken wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it No but you'd have to take some pretty hefty combat boosters to think that your actually orbiting it. I think you'll find you're orbiting it right now, with an orbital duration of roughly one year. I'm glad I'm not the only one who realiued what this guy wrote. lol |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
17668
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:13:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed.
I'm a 45 year old boy and I have plenty of ideas for Katy Perry. Some, not many to be honest, involve her keeping her clothes on even. Quoted for truth.
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Cebraio
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
402
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:25:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:ask a guy at a coffee shop if you can use his laptop..download the client.. log in and put in long skills... buy the guy a coffee and complement him on his book that he's writing. Don't forget to drag his book to the recycle bin and empty it before you go. Youre doing him a favor. His book was garbage.
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
1231
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:41:00 -
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Baneken wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it No but you'd have to take some pretty hefty combat boosters to think that your actually orbiting it.
What, like breakfast or something?
Cause I orbit the sun all day erryday. For as long as I'm stuck on this ball of mud |
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Diva Ex Machina
D'reg Spaceship Samurai
36
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Posted - 2014.04.03 12:11:00 -
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Webvan wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Get vs earn/buy. I guess like most kids today you can wait until your 26 and then get a job... of some sorts. Dude, when I was 15, I made a killing working yards and junk for neighbors. Even the 10yo kids on my block were out hustling money. How times change....
Yeah but did you have to walk barefoot to school through the snow, uphill both ways?
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Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
526
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:08:00 -
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Diva Ex Machina wrote:Webvan wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Also I don't know when I will be getting a replacement so yeah... Get vs earn/buy. I guess like most kids today you can wait until your 26 and then get a job... of some sorts. Dude, when I was 15, I made a killing working yards and junk for neighbors. Even the 10yo kids on my block were out hustling money. How times change.... Yeah but did you have to walk barefoot to school through the snow, uphill both ways?
we would have given anything to go to school we had to work downthe ship yard 20 hours a day 7 days a week from age seven...and we were lucky. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2982
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Posted - 2014.04.03 16:54:00 -
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Joshua Foiritain wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed. I'm well over 15 and she still gives me ideas. o/ One more for the well over 15 and still getting ideas club. I've always been a sucker for psycho women. |
Orla- King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
0
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Posted - 2014.04.03 16:57:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Joshua Foiritain wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed. I'm well over 15 and she still gives me ideas. o/ One more for the well over 15 and still getting ideas club. I've always been a sucker for psycho women. Hi there! |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2983
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:40:00 -
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Orla- King-Griffin wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Joshua Foiritain wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed. I'm well over 15 and she still gives me ideas. o/ One more for the well over 15 and still getting ideas club. I've always been a sucker for psycho women. Hi there! O me garsh!
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Jordan Kandou Worley
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:03:00 -
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This thread |
Lazy Eye
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:32:00 -
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I am amazed by the amount of win that has been packed into this thread. |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
345
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:06:00 -
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Diva Ex Machina wrote:Yeah but did you have to walk barefoot to school through the snow, uphill both ways? Nope, drivers ed opened at 15 1/2. Got a motorcycle. Didn't snow in LA county. Ah good times.
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
387
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:50:00 -
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Buy a cheapo used PC from some dude off kijiji or your local equivalent. Decent 5-6 year old PCs are only 50-100$, cant go wrong. |
Tesco Ergo Sum
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
44
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Posted - 2014.04.03 21:26:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:Buy a cheapo used PC from some dude off kijiji or your local equivalent. Decent 5-6 year old PCs are only 50-100$, cant go wrong.
Think of the gems you can find on second hand PC's. From the inevitable stash of prohibited material to the cure for cancer...
Well worth the investment... |
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2621
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:21:00 -
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Baneken wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:go outside and play, that big ball of fire in the sky is the sun and you don't even have to click anything to orbit it No but you'd have to take some pretty hefty combat boosters to think that your actually orbiting it.
the public education system ladies and gentlemen. |
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
528
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:39:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Joshua Foiritain wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jordan Kandou Worley wrote:Hello all! Let me start off by saying that I'm 15 and this thread is here to give me ideas, so with that said, let's continue! At this point..Im very sure this thread was about Katy Perry..she gives every 15 year old boy ideas... I will allow it to proceed. I'm well over 15 and she still gives me ideas. o/ One more for the well over 15 and still getting ideas club. I've always been a sucker for psycho women.
lol, thats not psycho.
Some of my ex girl friends make River from Firefly look tame. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11830
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Posted - 2014.04.03 23:26:00 -
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Hasikan Miallok wrote:lol, thats not psycho.
Some of my ex girl friends make River from Firefly look tame.
I have scars to prove that I know this is true. This is why I never answer the "Do these pants make me look [adjective]?" question, and why I no longer have a torchiere lamp in the bedroom. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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