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CYVOK
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:06:00 -
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DEVELOPING STORY!! ASCN in search of stolen roids!
In what can only be described as the largest theft in all of EvE history millions of asteroids in the ASCN territory of Feythabolis have gone missing.
ôI donÆt get itö one ASCN miner was quoted as saying. ôWe have mining crews out in the fields every day stripping the areas clean, their has always been plenty of Veldspar & Dense Cookie Dough to go around.ö
During my investigation this reporter has noticed that belt after belt in Feythabolis has gone missing. Hordes of lost Hulk pilots were noticed almost aimlessly moving from system to system in search of their missing pay checks.
A high ranking ASCN internal security officer (Chief Sucidal Scorpian Captin, Samurai Jack) had this to say: ôWe have located our missing resources and are currently working on a plan to reclaim that which was taken from usö
While I was poking around the ASCN Command HQ in 5P-AIP (oddly enough located in the back room of a strip club) This reporter was able to grab a copy of the following press release (apparently not yet edited for release) that had been misplaced by CYVOK himself! (actually it was scribbled on a napkin next to CYVOK who was passed out drunk, several strippers could be seen relieving his wallet of its contents: 1 item of ôIOU: Xetic Mineralsö)
ASCN Goes to WAR!!!
The residents of Paragon Soul are hear by on notice that the region of Paragon Soul is a ôNow Travel Zoneö for all ASCN Combat Piolets!! The Allaince hear by known as ôTribal Soulsö is accused of steeling veldspar that was once located in the region of Feythoblis.
While Feythabolois is almost devoid of this precious resource it has been noted that Paragon Soul is loaded with the stuff. The only logical explination is that it has been moved from its orgional location.
ASCN Combat forces will now claim all systems in the Region of Paragon Soul that contain Veldspar for the Ascendant Frontier.
Any Tribal Souls Corporations that wish to purchase a travel pass to safely evacuate the Region my do so for a cost of 5M ISK (1, 2, 3 and 4 also appeared but were scratched out with lipstick) per member of the Corporation. The pass will be good for 7 days and the Corp purchasing the pass must no longer be a member of the Tribal Souls Alliance for the pass to be valid. Individual travel passes will not be granted.
Certain Tribal Souls Corps my be offered the option to remain in Paragon Soul as a citizen but all Stations, Outposts, and Star Bases will henceforth fall under the control of ASCN Forces.
Fighting will officially begin in 24 hours or as soon as Tribe members start shooting at ASCN.
-EVIL CYVOK-
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Steel Rat
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:07:00 -
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Edited by: Steel Rat on 07/05/2006 05:13:21
first? WOOT! To bad its only an ASCN post and not 1 of those kewl BoB post :)
Anyways, Axiom Empire will also be setting Tribal Souls to minus standings. 
Fighting will officially begin in 24 hours or as soon as Tribe members start shooting at ASCN or AXE.
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Bridget Lovenna
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:12:00 -
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Edited by: Bridget Lovenna on 07/05/2006 05:12:19
Woot!
2nd
I mean 3rd
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Erges
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:12:00 -
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yay stuff to shoot at again
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ramptrick
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:13:00 -
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third
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Drokar Gazer
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:18:00 -
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and here i thought CYVOK had went soft. GL to all and have fun, and save some hookers for me cy
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Drokar Gazer
CORSETS and CAREBEARS [BDSM]
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Khirzan Wolfson
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:21:00 -
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say it aint so 
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Taralesk Inshani
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:23:00 -
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ROFL 
Love the post.
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STONYVISION1
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:23:00 -
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Edited by: STONYVISION1 on 07/05/2006 05:24:10
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Fin del'espoir
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:25:00 -
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YARR!!! Button down the hatch and man the mining lasers there be minerals to plunder in them there belts!
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Veldem
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:26:00 -
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We need that Veldspar to finish Bob's Titan so they can win Eve..sorry folks.
Glory before the EYE of GOD! |
Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:28:00 -
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NO BANNER???
Cyvok, if you need a banner you should tell me. Riz is cheap and does as he is told.
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History of the MC movie! |
Stonyvision
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:28:00 -
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You post that you are taking our region likes its some t.v. show or a joke. This is very pathetic and sad way to pretty up your "Greed" for space. So here is what i'll tell you, you have now proven to the rest of Eve that ASCN is not to be trusted.
ASCN, Tribal Souls, & POS formed a coalition to stand with each other and become stronger, sadly ASCN had different intentions. You waited for us to build our region just to make it yous. This is to show the world ASCN is not to be trusted and their only loyalties are to themselves.
So your little C.S.I. jokingly post sickens me, you make a mockery over betraying friends.
So Cyvok you wanna play, this is fine we'll play. You may get our space and stations eventually but you'll pay dearly for them. And i promise you will always been in a state of war if I have anything to do with it
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Canine Fiend
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Stonyvision
You post that you are taking our region likes its some t.v. show or a joke. This is very pathetic and sad way to pretty up your "Greed" for space. So here is what i'll tell you, you have now proven to the rest of Eve that ASCN is not to be trusted.
ASCN, Tribal Souls, & POS formed a coalition to stand with each other and become stronger, sadly ASCN had different intentions. You waited for us to build our region just to make it yous. This is to show the world ASCN is not to be trusted and their only loyalties are to themselves.
So your little C.S.I. jokingly post sickens me, you make a mockery over betraying friends.
So Cyvok you wanna play, this is fine we'll play. You may get our space and stations eventually but you'll pay dearly for them. And i promise you will always been in a state of war if I have anything to do with it
I'm sorry, Are you Nekked?
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Rajon Kelper
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:29:00 -
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*passes the beer around*
GL to both sides. 
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"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving." |
MuthaTrucka
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:33:00 -
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*somewhere in the desert quite near the entrance to hell*
"GO TEAM"
From Kuwait with Guns
"LONG LIVE THE KING!"
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Don't Call me a Carebear,
I don't really care about much at all.
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Otto Torivus
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:39:00 -
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One week, one war god we love you guys.
tip 1: no more afk in 0.0 travel while watching ****.
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Drokar Gazer
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:40:00 -
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this is gonna be interesting, or not. I would say just to surrender now Stony but then again that wouldnt be much fun. Bout time ascn flexed some muscle. Kudos.
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Drokar Gazer
CORSETS and CAREBEARS [BDSM]
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STONYVISION1
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:40:00 -
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Edited by: STONYVISION1 on 07/05/2006 05:40:39
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INZi
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:42:00 -
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hush little baby dont say a word mommys gonna buy you a mocking bird...
BLAUBLAU!
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DevilFox
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:45:00 -
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Yar har har!
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Stonyvision
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:45:00 -
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Edited by: Stonyvision on 07/05/2006 05:48:44
Edited by: Stonyvision on 07/05/2006 05:48:02
For my southern neighbors I would watch your back and always be looking over your shoulder. Because ASCN have the numbers, the isk, they have believe they have the right to move into any region they want to. Who knows when they will expand into your region.
As for surrender peopel who know me, know me better than that. The only thing you are gonna do by pushing a dog into a corner with no way to move is get bitten
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2919/stonysig3ye.jpg
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:53:00 -
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hes naked :+
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NEWLY ADDED ON 1/19 (though applies to all posts before ;p)
the usual "I don't represent my corp or alliance" and stuffs like that
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Bjoern Bitter
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:55:00 -
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The fact that ASCN makes jokes about taking our space is less than amusing and childish to boot.
Come, then, and fight. We await your next move :p
Bjoern Bitter
ANZCs Director
Tribal Souls Diplomat
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Baun
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Posted - 2006.05.07 05:57:00 -
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I guess this means its definitely out of the oven.
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2006.05.07 06:03:00 -
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Originally by: CYVOK
(1, 2, 3 and 4 also appeared but were scratched out with lipstick)
It all makes sense now... Why didn't you just say you were a cross-dresser CYVOK 
AXE/ASCN 4TW By the Way, More Targets is FUN!
-Druid
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Kiwimagic
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Posted - 2006.05.07 06:16:00 -
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Yet another ASCN backstab, probably a bad idea to tunr your back on these fools the are known to do the dirty deed or has everyone forgot that XETIC backstab.
If they really wanted to flex there muscle why not decc BOB maybe you don't have the balls for that, instead attack a friendly alliance and maybe jump on the BOB band wagon and live a little longer.
War or a plan to apease a lingering threat? personally I'd love to see a couple of bigger powers go at it rather than a dragged out war to take out a region.
It won't happen over night but it will happen :)
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Veldem
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Posted - 2006.05.07 06:19:00 -
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Cause EvE is like Dodgeball...where the bigger kids form groups to pummel the smaller kids.
Glory before the EYE of GOD! |
Drokar Gazer
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Posted - 2006.05.07 06:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kiwimagic
Yet another ASCN backstab, probably a bad idea to tunr your back on these fools the are known to do the dirty deed or has everyone forgot that XETIC backstab.
If they really wanted to flex there muscle why not decc BOB maybe you don't have the balls for that, instead attack a friendly alliance and maybe jump on the BOB band wagon and live a little longer.
War or a plan to apease a lingering threat? personally I'd love to see a couple of bigger powers go at it rather than a dragged out war to take out a region.
It won't happen over night but it will happen :)
get over it already
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Drokar Gazer
CORSETS and CAREBEARS [BDSM]
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Leno
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Posted - 2006.05.07 06:22:00 -
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damn ascn pirates....
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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