Originally by: Shiwan Khan

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Well i was thinking this forum could use a little less seriousness, so lets lighten the mood here a bit. The title speaks for itself, type out your funniest PvP experience, but it has to be personal experience, not what someone or some group of people did in battle. I'll start.

Well my funniest experience happened back in CA when i was a complete noob at PvP and was using a Blackbird because they are cheap and easy to use/fit. It was a small fleet engagement in e02 vs a group of Evol battleships (i believe this was Evol's first incursion into the newly formed CA space, so timeframe-wise this was about 2.5 years ago.) Evol would warp into the station anywhere from 100-120km away and we would begin engageing, we had the superior EW though, so we were able to neutralize the difference in numbers. We would start focus firing on a BS and it would warp out since we had no tacklers. I remember someone saying we needed tacklers so i had a lightbulb moment. I decided to dock in my Blackbird and refit it. I put a MWD and a couple warp disruptors on my blackbird. I undock and true to form Evol warp in at about 110km, and i begin my approach. As i speed toward the Evol ball of battleships i begin to lock the primary target and watch the km's click off, 50..49..48..47..ect until i was within 20km and BAM i threw my scramblers on Shrike. (i remember it was shrike because we always targeted him) It was about this time that they switched primaries from one of our BS's to me, flashing red all around me and i watched helplessly as my blackbird, pride of my PvP fighting force, bounced off of the hulls of hostile battleships like a pinball. I watched as my shields disappeared and my ship attempted to allign to warp out. Armor is gone now, i am almost out, then with about 300 structure left i manage to warp out, with my brother calling me a dumbass as he was at an adjacient computer watching my whole tactic unfold.

Thats my story, even to this day i laugh when i think about it. So now it's up to you, the eve populus, to tell your stories of grandure, or lack thereof!

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