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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.08 04:19:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Male on 08/05/2006 04:19:39
Sorry for the typos but I tried my best, and I used real eve characters some most famous, I made the art picture and aspire to
be the great meridus artist and makes great pictures but paint worked well and I drew cool apocs and lasers.
The Dark Kidnap
It was a dark night on caldari capital planet of the Nonni. The minmatar fortune teller, Gerald, told the two caldari teenage boy prime ministers that dark thieves will come to capture them in the night and they would be in trouble. Lightening struck outside and hit their jeep as they went outside to have a smoke. They left and went to eat the pizza and play some video games at George's house, he had the coolest playstation4602 and it had best gfx but than they heard a loud boom. They ran to the outside still holding pizzas and there was bad stuff in the air. They knew their time was up and the kidnappers were the coming to kill them immediately or take them and play bad torture on them. They looked to the sky and there someone shot a flashlight in their eyes and they dropped the pizza. There they saw, three apocalypse battleships up above them, shooting their artillary cannons at the houses around them killing the everyone.
They screamed then they saw a baby about to be shot by the artillary and they jumped out and saved it and the mother kissed them and they got happy and she got zapped and baby survived and grew up to be muppet. They held up white flags to signal their surrender to the kidnappers, and the people waved good bye as they jumped unto the on-ramp of the apoc parked on the side of the street. The kidnappers were well-known pirates kidnappers by the names of S******edly, the most feared and greates pirates ever in galazy. The two guards were armed with laser pistols pointed at their heads and the two prime ministers were forced to be locked up and forced to eat leftover pizza and drink mountain dew(ew!). Thn they met the leader of s******edly and master mind of the kidnap plan, Malka Bald'a, leader of pirates. She was wearing a tight leather suit and carried a whip and she was prepared to spank the two teenagers but they ran and she screamed and sent out demon hunters and they had a huge sword fight and the two jumped into star fighters.
They flew their starfighters outside the rear end of the apoc and flew to destroy the evil kidnappers and gain revenge for the tummy ache they recieved from the leftover pizza and moutain dew. But the apocalypse had anti aircraft missile guns and shot the starfighters anf they crashed on the planet and were abducted by a matari family who taught them the way of the matari and they trained to fight the kidnappers some other time. So they trained and had a baby and the baby grew up to be a warrior, master swords person, 14 monthes after their landing on the island they left each possesing powers of an animal, they both wanted to be crocidiles but only one was and the other was a ferret. They went and they fought the evil dark queen in a big sword fight after killing 14 battleships in their starfighters. They almost had her in custody to go to space jail when she got way because she had the warp core stabs. They hugged and went back home to have a family and marry fine matari babes until next time the dark s******edly queen appeared they would be ready with a supply of pizza.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2006.05.08 16:10:00 -
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That was awesome.
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Takitoo
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Posted - 2006.05.08 16:19:00 -
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Meh. 6/10.
Way too coherent. But I do like the picture. Mad Props on that, yo.
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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.09 03:33:00 -
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thx for good comments and someday become eve author for my chronicles I am making new one soon.
i give thinks to my mum for helping me grammarticaly she is the smartest woman in the world. |
Takitoo
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Posted - 2006.05.09 06:20:00 -
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OMGROFL.
That just made it a 7/10.
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Blind Man
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:32:00 -
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LOL
Passari will never be safe again
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KilROCK
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Posted - 2006.05.10 02:23:00 -
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rofl 
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Gordan Freeman
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Posted - 2006.05.10 02:36:00 -
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I knew Malka was leader of pirates!!
Passari will never be safe again |
Niques Leutre
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Posted - 2006.05.14 23:59:00 -
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Thats the funniest thing he's wrote since this.
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Arron S
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Posted - 2006.05.15 08:55:00 -
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LMAO!!
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She was wearing a tight leather suit and carried a whip and she was prepared to spank.....
I want to be spanked by a Caldari women one of these days... how bad do I have to be!!!
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