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Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:06:00 -
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Never completely abandoned, Frankenmouse is back in the recruiting stage, growing once again into a happening corp. Wanna be a part of that? Then drop us a line.
Frankenmouse has been around for over a year. After a small period of low activity, it has been decided that it is time to grow again, and we are actively recruiting.
Frankenmouse started as a noob-corp, and we have always taken pride in our friendly attitude and willingness to teach new players what they need to know to get rolling in Eve. In addition, our command structure is not based on how much you know, but how active you are in the corp; if you are willing to dedicate the time and effort necessary, there is room in the Command Core for you. But it does take time.
But even if you are not Command Core, your voice is still heard. Frankenmouse runs on the input of its members. Major decisions are put through based on the voice of all members, not just a select few. You wanna try something? You can likely try it here.
We operate primarily out of hi-sec; Minmatar space, but spend a lot of time in Gallante as well, and even some time in Amarr and Caldari space. Lo-sec is no stranger to us either, and we do run through a WH on occasion. You want to do industry? Nothing wrong with that, either.
You need a good corp, we need good pilots. I think you see the connection. Drop us a line; come to our channel, Frankenmouse Recruits, or drop me (Takashi) a line directly.
- Tak |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.22 18:05:00 -
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Yay for bumps! |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.23 18:55:00 -
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Back to the top! |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.25 20:39:00 -
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Is it bump time already? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:23:00 -
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Why yes, it is bump time. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.29 17:57:00 -
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But, bump? What is the purpose of that? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.04.30 21:02:00 -
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Well, bumps are useful to bring it back to the top... |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.01 18:15:00 -
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But why is that even necessary? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.03 19:55:00 -
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It makes sure people can find the post amidst all the waste... |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.05 19:37:00 -
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Well, that was informative. What shall we discuss now? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.06 19:04:00 -
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Well, how about joke time? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.07 17:34:00 -
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Sounds good. I'll start:
A pirate with a warp disruptor attacks a missioner with a warp drive stabilizer. The missioner warps away. The pirate finds him later and attacks him again but the missioner once again warps out. The missioner asks "Why do you keep attacking me?" The pirate replies, "I'm not sure now, I'm starting to think this might be.. ~* pointless *~"
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.09 17:24:00 -
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Okay. Not a bad start. What else you got? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.10 19:14:00 -
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Okay, how about this one... we'll go with ultra low-brow; a Yo Momma joke...
Yo Momma so fat, every time she logs on, she triggers time dilation.
Ba-dum! |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.14 16:22:00 -
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Not bad, not bad. Got another? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.16 16:56:00 -
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Sure; how about this:
A brutor child is gong for a cookie and spills flour on himself.He thinks to himself "I look like an Amarrian."
He goes to his siblings and says "look i'm an amarrian" and they beat him like one, and say go tell your parents.
He goes to his parents and says " look I'm an Amarrian" and they beat him like one, and say go tell your elders.
He goes to his elders (if they are not still slaves, lol) and says "look I'm an Amarrian" and they beat him and tell him to anounce if front of the tribe what he has learned.
The child says "I've been an Amarrian for 15 minutes and if I had slaver hounds here you'd all be dead!" |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.17 19:17:00 -
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I liked the other one better. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.19 17:01:00 -
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Look, they're free jokes. You can't be picky. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.29 20:00:00 -
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Isn't it about time for another joke? It's been a while... |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.30 16:08:00 -
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Well, I didn't feel like it. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.05.31 18:39:00 -
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I think you were just being lazy. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.01 17:42:00 -
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Now with Sunday bumping! |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.02 16:17:00 -
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I'm curious; does anyone even read these bump messages? |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.03 19:39:00 -
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If you do, respond; I'm genuinely curious... |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.04 18:09:00 -
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Wow; edited the post itself, but still have to bump it? Annoying. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.05 19:12:00 -
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Well, it appears no one actually reads the bumps (and why would they?) so.... |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.10 17:52:00 -
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I suppose there's really little need to be interesting/amusing here. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.11 18:24:00 -
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So, I'll just go back to boring bumps. |

Takashi Kuritatomo
Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse
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Posted - 2014.06.12 19:10:00 -
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Bump-o-rama! |

sacarias Hareka
Deadround and Partners Mining Cooperative
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Posted - 2014.06.13 21:00:00 -
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The bumps are the best, and are the only reason I took a look at your corp. I don't think it's a fit, but you got my attention which is more than I can say for any other bumps. Good luck to you guys. |
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