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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:42:00 -
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Recently I read that some country invaded some other countries air space with some bombers, practice flights only ofc. etc. etc.
Immediately that news site was spammed with comments from (most assuredly very brave) people claiming that if that country was their house they would forcibly stop (aka kill) anyone they caught sneaking around their house with a gun in hand, no matter the fact that their house does not have 17 million inhabitants etc. and not caring whether the armed creepy guy was actually on their turf or just outside your fence (in range of sight, so to speak)...
Quite hilarious.
But that got me thinking, what would you do if you were an emperor?
I think I might have shown the merciless strength of my own military power and send my celestial engines of destruction to wipe that insulting little stain off my empires honor, maybe some of the pilots would have ejected in time and I could have (most graciously) returned them to their home and families, free prosthetics ofc. after all, the empire may forgive, but it never forgets. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
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Posted - 2014.04.24 14:34:00 -
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Probably this. You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.04.24 14:50:00 -
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As an ex armoured brigade officer i am fully entitled to this.
This thread is now about all things Warhammer / 40k. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.24 17:06:00 -
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I would sit in my tall, precariously undefended spire in a much too large for me chair while wearing a black robe, doing the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and saying "Good, good, just as I have forseen".
That's just me though. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.04.24 17:16:00 -
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Haha, Warhammer 40K it is then.
My Emperor will send his Chaplain to smash everyone with his smashing thingy!
Also, evil contemplating finger pyramid, a must have for every emperor with self esteem. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
518
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Posted - 2014.04.24 17:31:00 -
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I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2014.04.24 20:20:00 -
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jason hill wrote:I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody
Totally lost in Translation
Here is my lost in translation rebuttal Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
519
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Posted - 2014.04.24 21:04:00 -
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bruco ...I wouldn't expect you to get that joke mate ...piers morgan is one of the most totally repulsive journalists to come out of the UK that he fled the country...... he then managed to get a job on us television and then totally pissed off the us public off .
hes a twatt |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
1793
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Posted - 2014.04.24 21:22:00 -
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Why, buy a new set of clothes, of course! |
Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
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Posted - 2014.04.24 21:23:00 -
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Declare war, win the war, occupy country, make another japan out of it. When weapons, technology, and economies mature faster than the leadership culture entrusted with them, disaster ensues. |
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Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.24 21:33:00 -
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Looks at CNN.. Hey! and I was right! CNN Anchor: "Do you think this is due to the emperors 'new clothes'?" Guest: "yes, I do believe you are on to something there..." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:03:00 -
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jason hill wrote:I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody
That should be banned under international weapons conventions. Forget SALT.... we need SALPM ASAP. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2014.04.25 05:12:00 -
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Use a laser to blind the pilots. Permanently. It would discourage such activities by encouraging such pilots' compatriots to disobey future orders from their (safe in the rear) leadership in regards to trespassing in my domain again.
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.25 05:23:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Use a laser to blind the pilots. Permanently. It would discourage such activities by encouraging such pilots' compatriots to disobey future orders from their (safe in the rear) leadership in regards to trespassing in my domain again.
Laser Smaser, we just get Oprah Winfrey to hang a BA at 'em from atop the Eiffel tower, that's equivalent to an EMP attack I would reckon.
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Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services CAStabouts
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Posted - 2014.04.26 11:03:00 -
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jason hill wrote:bruco ...I wouldn't expect you to get that joke mate ...piers morgan is one of the most totally repulsive journalists to come out of the UK that he fled the country...... he then managed to get a job on us television and then totally pissed off the us public off .
hes a twatt Piers Morgan...The only man to make the American Europhile Left Wing stop dead in there tracks, look at each other, and move the goal post a few steps back to the Right. |
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