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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.26 19:23:00 -
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As the title says, hit on the avatar above you!
Dust off that old book of terribly awkward pick-up lines and try your hardest to take that special someone home tonight.
Lets keep it somewhat tasteful and slightly within the forum rules.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:05:00 -
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/awkward pause...
Stop, or i'll get a restraining order.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:09:00 -
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your teeth are as bright as stars ....they only come out at night |
Colonel Selene
Team Evil
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:56:00 -
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*Bashes jason's face in at the nearest conveniently located wall.*
I this what you meant by hitting on someone? Grrr.
Member of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:15:00 -
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I hate you too GÖÑ One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:31:00 -
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That's a really nice smile you've got. Shame it's not all you're wearing. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Aspalis
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
548
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:35:00 -
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You smell like Final Fantasy 13. |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1100
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Posted - 2014.04.27 01:20:00 -
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Heeeeey baby. How you doin? I've got a real strawberry, a bottle of Gallentoi champagne, and some freshly replicated chocolate fondue...what say we settle into that CQ couch, watch this rare ancient holorecording of a show called The Crying Game I recently acquired, and get to know each other better?
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Zenariae
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:04:00 -
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IGÇÖve just baked a cheesecake, just missing some strawberries GǪ care for a taste? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:16:00 -
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Do you have a little forum troll in you?
Want to? Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:23:00 -
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do you sleep on your stomach? no? can i? |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:26:00 -
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Cool pod. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:30:00 -
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*stares at shirt area* Rabble & Rabble I presume? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:30:00 -
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Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.
I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once.. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
10243
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:49:00 -
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Webvan wrote:*stares at shirt area* Rabble & Rabble I presume?
Looks down and kicks unsuccessful off leg... they're miiiiine! miiiine, the precious! *gollum-gollum* Actually, their names are "Wild" & "Crazy", though that was purely accidental.
On topic:
So... are you unsuccessful at... everything? If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
10243
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:57:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.
I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once.. Really funny given your character name.
On topic... Wave for me again... If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
1920
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:59:00 -
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And we meet again |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:01:00 -
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Webvan wrote:And we meet again
Your eyebrows look well groomed? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:50:00 -
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Hey baby, do you know how to dance? Well could you dance on over there so I can talk to your friend? GÇö+¬GÇö |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:23:00 -
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Is that a mirror in your capsule? No? Well I could turn it into a mirror with this polish I found in this purse I stole.
It's not my purse, I swear! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:19:00 -
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Oooh... You look EVE-o-licous! I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Zenariae
92
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:35:00 -
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Love your hair ... can you show me how to do that? |
miiral
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Posted - 2014.04.27 09:18:00 -
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Can I borrow your lipstick ? Yes ? *SMACK!*
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Zenariae
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:05:00 -
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Black or red cutie? Lipsticks come in all flavours ... |
miiral
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:09:00 -
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No matter, you're my kind of flavour ^^
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Zenariae
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:43:00 -
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Come to my place and I'll show you a quantum superposition... |
miiral
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:51:00 -
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INB4 "get a room" ;)
Also, you make my inner geek blush
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1162
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:12:00 -
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Your lips don't need that red grease. They are more beautiful naked.
They aren't the only part of you that would be more beautiful naked. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Bloodhorses
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:19:00 -
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I'll untie my hair if you follow me. Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services CAStabouts
136
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:28:00 -
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Yes, yes, I know..I look fantastic! I remind you of someone? I bet I do! Say, you know, I'm pretty good freinds with Graygor, I could *cough* help you meet him...but first, I'd have to, you know, get to know you better first*cough, cough*. |
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