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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12839
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Posted - 2014.04.26 19:23:00 -
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As the title says, hit on the avatar above you!
Dust off that old book of terribly awkward pick-up lines and try your hardest to take that special someone home tonight.
Lets keep it somewhat tasteful and slightly within the forum rules.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
4918
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:05:00 -
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/awkward pause...
Stop, or i'll get a restraining order.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
521
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:09:00 -
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your teeth are as bright as stars ....they only come out at night  |
Colonel Selene
Team Evil
3759
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:56:00 -
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*Bashes jason's face in at the nearest conveniently located wall.*
I this what you meant by hitting on someone? 
Grrr.
Member of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
60762
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:15:00 -
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I hate you too GÖÑ
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1161
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:31:00 -
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That's a really nice smile you've got. Shame it's not all you're wearing.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Aspalis
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
548
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Posted - 2014.04.26 21:35:00 -
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You smell like Final Fantasy 13. |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1100
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Posted - 2014.04.27 01:20:00 -
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Heeeeey baby. How you doin?
I've got a real strawberry, a bottle of Gallentoi champagne, and some freshly replicated chocolate fondue...what say we settle into that CQ couch, watch this rare ancient holorecording of a show called The Crying Game I recently acquired, and get to know each other better?
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Zenariae
91
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:04:00 -
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IGÇÖve just baked a cheesecake, just missing some strawberries GǪ care for a taste? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12856
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:16:00 -
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Do you have a little forum troll in you?
Want to?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
7861
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:23:00 -
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do you sleep on your stomach?
no?
can i? |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10243
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:26:00 -
[12] - Quote
Cool pod.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Webvan
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1920
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:30:00 -
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*stares at shirt area*
Rabble & Rabble I presume? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12858
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:30:00 -
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Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.
I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once..
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10243
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:49:00 -
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Webvan wrote:*stares at shirt area*
Rabble & Rabble I presume?
Looks down and kicks unsuccessful off leg... they're miiiiine! miiiine, the precious! *gollum-gollum*
Actually, their names are "Wild" & "Crazy", though that was purely accidental.
On topic:
So... are you unsuccessful at... everything?
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10243
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:57:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.
I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once..
Really funny given your character name.
On topic... Wave for me again...
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Webvan
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1920
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:59:00 -
[17] - Quote
And we meet again |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space
The ROC
5421
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:01:00 -
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Webvan wrote:And we meet again
Your eyebrows look well groomed?
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
207
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:50:00 -
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Hey baby, do you know how to dance? Well could you dance on over there so I can talk to your friend?
GÇö+¬GÇö |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1161
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:23:00 -
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Is that a mirror in your capsule? No? Well I could turn it into a mirror with this polish I found in this purse I stole.
It's not my purse, I swear!
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:19:00 -
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Oooh... You look EVE-o-licous!
I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Zenariae
92
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:35:00 -
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Love your hair ... can you show me how to do that? |
miiral
7039
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Posted - 2014.04.27 09:18:00 -
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Can I borrow your lipstick ? Yes ? *SMACK!*
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Zenariae
92
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:05:00 -
[24] - Quote
Black or red cutie? Lipsticks come in all flavours ... |
miiral
7040
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:09:00 -
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No matter, you're my kind of flavour ^^
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Zenariae
92
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:43:00 -
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Come to my place and I'll show you a quantum superposition... |
miiral
7041
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Posted - 2014.04.27 10:51:00 -
[27] - Quote
INB4 "get a room" ;)
Also, you make my inner geek blush
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1162
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:12:00 -
[28] - Quote
Your lips don't need that red grease. They are more beautiful naked.
They aren't the only part of you that would be more beautiful naked.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Bloodhorses
566
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:19:00 -
[29] - Quote
I'll untie my hair if you follow me. 
Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services
CAStabouts
136
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:28:00 -
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Yes, yes, I know..I look fantastic! I remind you of someone? I bet I do! Say, you know, I'm pretty good freinds with Graygor, I could *cough* help you meet him...but first, I'd have to, you know, get to know you better first*cough, cough*. |
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
60788
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:28:00 -
[31] - Quote
I have never seen such a fine breed as you, Ms Reynolds.
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
57790
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:01:00 -
[32] - Quote
Why don't you come to my place? I have cake.
People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1164
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:14:00 -
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Hey baby wanna have dinner? I swear I am not just hitting on you to get to your cake!
I also want to share my pasta-making skills with someone.
Cassadine Reynolds wrote:I'll untie my hair if you follow me. 10/10 would follow
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Marsha Mallow
399
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:23:00 -
[34] - Quote
I'll take Reaver and Kate, cheque in post 
If you feel violated, harassed, tormented, just a bit emo - please send a letter to the CSM of the people, our beloved Ripard Teg. He will avenge you in his chariot-blog which is immune to the rules we are on the Eve-O websites, via clever utilisation of the rhetorical technique known as 'the harangue'. Demi-god. Angel. Superhero. Callsign #TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1164
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:25:00 -
[35] - Quote
I'm not sure we're cool with 3rd party cake-sharing but I'll have to check with Kate.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Marsha Mallow
402
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Posted - 2014.04.27 20:27:00 -
[36] - Quote
That's fine, I can just watch the cake-stuff, not fussed
If you feel violated, harassed, tormented, just a bit emo - please send a letter to the CSM of the people, our beloved Ripard Teg. He will avenge you in his chariot-blog which is immune to the rules we are on the Eve-O websites, via clever utilisation of the rhetorical technique known as 'the harangue'. Demi-god. Angel. Superhero. Callsign #TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1104
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Posted - 2014.04.27 21:03:00 -
[37] - Quote
ITT: The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar
Craving to emote, aintcha?
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services
CAStabouts
139
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Posted - 2014.04.27 21:12:00 -
[38] - Quote
I see this cake eating thing ending well. |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Bloodhorses
567
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Posted - 2014.04.28 06:29:00 -
[39] - Quote
Oh, is that an invul field?
Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Webvan
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1996
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Posted - 2014.04.28 07:29:00 -
[40] - Quote
How many clones did you say you had activated?
/me counts on fingers 1-2-3-4-5-  |
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
113953
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Posted - 2014.04.28 08:48:00 -
[41] - Quote
Wait... youre not the Achura escort i ordered!
*thinks*
Well i have 2 360 controllers lets play skullgirls.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1167
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Posted - 2014.04.28 09:01:00 -
[42] - Quote
*hugs Graygor*
I'm not hitting on you, I just want protection from the elements.
We can stay warm together
inside your adaptive invulnerability field
baby
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
251
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Posted - 2014.04.28 14:32:00 -
[43] - Quote
It's ok, hon. I just wasn't sure your bat swung that way. :(
Maybe I'll go and see if Cassadine is available. |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
57885
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Posted - 2014.04.28 14:59:00 -
[44] - Quote
Nevermind Cassadine, I'm the one you want.
And I see you're still wearing the clothes I gave you. Maybe we can go over to my place and find some more for you among other things.
People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
60807
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Posted - 2014.04.28 15:13:00 -
[45] - Quote
My cake brings all the girls to the yard,
And there like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12873
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Posted - 2014.04.28 16:07:00 -
[46] - Quote
Even though you used the improper form of "there/theyre/their"...
Ill still respect you in the morning.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Sibyyl
537
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Posted - 2014.04.28 16:16:00 -
[47] - Quote
Tickle me with your soul patch, you cunning linguist.
Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention
Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1169
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Posted - 2014.04.28 16:56:00 -
[48] - Quote
Facial hair is no fun at all. You should try spending time with a man who's got smooth skin everywhere.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1108
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Posted - 2014.04.28 17:56:00 -
[49] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Facial hair is no fun at all. You should try spending time with a man who's got smooth skin everywhere.
Well I guess that leaves you out then hippie
Actually...I just want someone to sing this to me: ABBA -Angel of the Morning
Is that so much to ask? *sniff*
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1169
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Posted - 2014.04.28 17:59:00 -
[50] - Quote
How about ABBA - I Have a Dream?
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Za Sunji
State War Academy
Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2014.04.28 21:41:00 -
[51] - Quote
I heard there was cake? |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2759
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Posted - 2014.04.28 21:45:00 -
[52] - Quote
Za Sunji wrote:I heard there was cake?
Yes; there is. Come sit right over here.
*taps the seat next to himself* |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1059
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:05:00 -
[53] - Quote
Slade Trillgon wrote:stuff
sooo....
Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á sig by Doc Fury -¬ 2014
Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
60850
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:13:00 -
[54] - Quote
Ahh come on. Do you honestly expect me to hit on ... THAT?
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12930
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:18:00 -
[55] - Quote
Metal arms are cold and uninviting.. the back of my van is the complete opposite... wink wink.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1059
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:37:00 -
[56] - Quote
i have bacon at home...
Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á sig by Doc Fury -¬ 2014
Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
524
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Posted - 2014.04.29 19:05:00 -
[57] - Quote
like precious jewels ?............... well suck me knob its a jem
forum post deletion incoming |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1111
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Posted - 2014.04.29 20:09:00 -
[58] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Who thought it would be a good idea to start a video by having a group of men approach a kid in a dimly lit alley? snh
@ hill - jem as in jem'hadar? ERP's not my thing, but whatever you're into, cool.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters
Sky Syndicate
6642
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:40:00 -
[59] - Quote
Hello sir.
T'is a shame you're not inclined to practice any of the erotic-arts. For me is hard to avoid as .. well, we Achuran woman are known to be somewhat masters of the art.
I had trouble understanding exactly what you said, perhaps the injury you sustained at some point to your head made your cognitive communication skills a little .. lacking, or .. perhaps it's a lack of self-confidence from the resulting scars that keep you hidden away from erotic-interaction? In any event if you find your ailments are hindering your true potential, or your enjoyment of all that capsuleer life has to offer, I could have my family doctor take a look and perhaps advise on a course of cosmetic surgery?
Just a thought. Meantime here's my numba sir.
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary
Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers." |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12956
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:44:00 -
[60] - Quote
As an art aficionado, I would love to view your exhibition.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Bloodhorses
568
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Posted - 2014.04.30 14:46:00 -
[61] - Quote
Safeword: Yell-ow.
Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
114532
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Posted - 2014.05.03 05:20:00 -
[62] - Quote
You. Me. Now.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13090
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Posted - 2014.05.03 05:33:00 -
[63] - Quote
Must not go into the light.....
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Sibyyl
627
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Posted - 2014.05.03 08:24:00 -
[64] - Quote
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking..
Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention
Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
61259
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Posted - 2014.05.03 08:25:00 -
[65] - Quote
Edit: derp got ninjaed. Skip this post
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1267
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Posted - 2014.05.03 09:30:00 -
[66] - Quote
Either of you two ladies want to be alone with me? No? Well that's fine, then. We can party together, the three of us.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2135
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Posted - 2014.05.04 15:24:00 -
[67] - Quote
Hey there, big boy, is that a big red star on your chest or are you just glad to see me?
Bring your possibles. |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
114605
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Posted - 2014.05.05 08:00:00 -
[68] - Quote
*picks up club*
Come 'ere so i can hit on you!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Sibyyl
667
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Posted - 2014.05.05 08:40:00 -
[69] - Quote
Let's fleet up so you can warp to my deep safe.
Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention
Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2188
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Posted - 2014.05.05 11:25:00 -
[70] - Quote
Hahaha. No, seriously. Do you swallow?
Bring your possibles. |
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Random McNally
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
60586
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Posted - 2014.05.05 13:29:00 -
[71] - Quote
How do you like your massage oil? Regular, or extra slippery?
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Baneken
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
248
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:36:00 -
[72] - Quote
Is that a thorax in your .. oops never mind ... |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2284
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Posted - 2014.05.14 15:04:00 -
[73] - Quote
I'm desperate so let's go.
Bring your possibles. |
Nometh Xergent
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
1092
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Posted - 2014.05.14 15:30:00 -
[74] - Quote
shall we
GÇ£IGÇÖve always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs.GÇ¥ |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
60179
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:08:00 -
[75] - Quote
Did you bring me some cake?
People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13535
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:09:00 -
[76] - Quote
I come bearing no cake... but 2 tubs of whipped cream. But what to do with them...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
61700
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:15:00 -
[77] - Quote
Wanna meet Mrs Muffin?
One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
60179
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Posted - 2014.05.14 18:38:00 -
[78] - Quote
Wanna meet Miss Kake?
People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1333
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Posted - 2014.05.14 19:20:00 -
[79] - Quote
Hi Kake, my name is Buu. Lets have kids and they can share both of our names.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7104
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:00:00 -
[80] - Quote
Hi Reaver ...
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1472
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:21:00 -
[81] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Hi Reaver ...
*clears throught* |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
1136
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Posted - 2014.05.15 01:07:00 -
[82] - Quote
You have manly tattoos big guy, they make me quiver. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1049
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Posted - 2014.05.15 06:19:00 -
[83] - Quote
*whack* *drags her back to cave*
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1339
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Posted - 2014.05.15 09:15:00 -
[84] - Quote
I like a woman who knows what she wants and just takes it. Rawr!
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Oooh looks like I've got some competition...
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7191
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:38:00 -
[85] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:I like a woman who knows what she wants and just takes it. Rawr! Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Oooh looks like I've got some competition...
Better get your gear off then. 
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2293
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Posted - 2014.05.15 18:11:00 -
[86] - Quote
I have three rolls of duct tape, chloroform, and a dark basement. Want to go get coffee?
Bring your possibles. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13576
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:10:00 -
[87] - Quote
You had me at Duct Tape.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
541
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:16:00 -
[88] - Quote
rohipnol anyone ? |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
541
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:31:00 -
[89] - Quote
Ironing done.
Hoovering done.
Washing done.
Dusting done.
Kids bathed.
Kids in bed.
Perfect!
Now I can leave the pub.
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
541
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:35:00 -
[90] - Quote
Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag? |
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
541
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Posted - 2014.05.15 19:37:00 -
[91] - Quote
If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.  |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1339
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:12:00 -
[92] - Quote
Hey hot stuff, I thought your one-liners were hilarious. How would you like to spend the rest of the night with this guy?
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
1042
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:26:00 -
[93] - Quote
Heya mista.
Does that star on your t-shirt represent the glow of your heart, emmanating from deep within your muscular chest, radiating your unconditional warmth outward as it beats heavily ... just for me ... when Erica's not looking?
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Nova Serine
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
87
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:29:00 -
[94] - Quote
Wow, what a cute top! Could I try it on, like, just for sec? No one else will see, we're all alone here...
Two rolls of duct tape; one for my ship, and the other for unruly ride-alongs. |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
1043
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:39:00 -
[95] - Quote
Well, uhmm.... sure!
It might be a ah... tight fit on you though. And I'll be cold standing here topless. Will you hold me, Miss Nova?
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13582
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:46:00 -
[96] - Quote
I want Candi....
I want Candi....
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1342
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Posted - 2014.05.15 23:56:00 -
[97] - Quote
Candi LeMew wrote:beats heavily ... just for me ... when Erica's not looking?
Erica, there's this girl chasing me! I'm scareded! Hold me!
hmm.....she's pretty cute though. I wish I could take those goggles off and....
*trails off as Nova and Candi begin to swap shirts*
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
1046
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:01:00 -
[98] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:beats heavily ... just for me ... when Erica's not looking? Erica, there's this girl chasing me! I'm scareded! Hold me! hmm.....she's pretty cute though. I wish I could take those goggles off and.... *trails off as Nova and Candi begin to swap shirts*
Hey!!!!
*covers nipples* She said nobody would see!!
My goggles?? No way, not taking those off, sick of men getting science in my eye all the time. That stuff stings.
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7321
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:05:00 -
[99] - Quote
*Hits on Candi ...... WITH A BACKHAND TO THE FACE!* 
Put some damn clothes back on girl. 
Can't even leave you unsupervised for five minutes .... all these OOPE'ers leading you astray n' taking advantage of you.
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1342
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:09:00 -
[100] - Quote
Candi, I don't think that stuff men get in your eyes is "science".
Hi Erica. :)
Edit: post #100
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7334
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:14:00 -
[101] - Quote
Well ... hellooooo Reaver ... 
Ohh, post #100 hey? Well done!
What would you like for a prize?
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13586
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:16:00 -
[102] - Quote
How about I give you a sur-prise... back at my place...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7334
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:20:00 -
[103] - Quote
Not a face-full of science I hope? 
I really don't want to be reduced to wearing goggles like young Candi there.
What's your address?
And do you have lots of caramel synth-latte?
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1343
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:21:00 -
[104] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:How about I give you a sur-prise... back at my place...
4/10 would accept as a prize.
Also would accept a top hat, pink Scorpion, or three smal licorice candies.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1343
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:23:00 -
[105] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:I really don't want to be reduced to wearing goggles like young Candi there. And I was gonna say earlier that I miss when you used to wear goggles :(
Goggles are sexy. Taking goggles off is sexy too, but you have to be wearing them to do that.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13586
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:23:00 -
[106] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Also would accept a top hat, pink Scorpion, or three smal licorice candies.
I don't accept candy from strangers... lets get a room and get...*ah hem* to "know" each other....
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
366
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:25:00 -
[107] - Quote
Mmmm licorice.
/drool
Uhm ... may I .... have just a little bit?
And what's all this about prizes? Did I win something?
You boys need a room? I don't mind sharing if you're hard up.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10795
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:31:00 -
[108] - Quote
So do you have freckles everywhere?
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
367
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:43:00 -
[109] - Quote
*blinks*
Well ... uhhhh .... umm, yeah? The amount varies, I tend to have more on areas of my body that are exposed to the sun, but there's a light covering over pretty much all my body.
Why you ask?
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1343
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:45:00 -
[110] - Quote
The more freckles you have, the more beautiful you are. If you like, I can assist you in beautifying yourself on my sunroof.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
367
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Posted - 2014.05.16 00:48:00 -
[111] - Quote
Oh my .............
But, but .. aren't you like, you know ... hittin' on Erica and, and Candi?
Me too??
You trying to start your own football team or something?
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1345
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:01:00 -
[112] - Quote
I don't know what you're talking about. I just wanna hang out with you on my sunroof while you get a better freckle coverage. What's wrong with that?
Lemonade? *hands you one of two identical tall, intricately carved conical glasses, each with a silly straw, paper parasol, and a large orange slice on the edge, filled to the brim with a slushy substance that is yellow-green on top and goes yellow through orange on the way to the bottom*
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7355
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:09:00 -
[113] - Quote
*Elbows Amber out of the way with a grunt and takes the pretty-looking drink*
Well, pretty sure Amber's rather sensitive to the sun.
But as for me well I can always do with a lil extra tanning. All this time in deep space tends to leave one somewhat pale.
Although some people like that too, I guess.
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1347
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:12:00 -
[114] - Quote
Pale is nice.
I'm pale like ice.
(I wrote that myself)
Erica, I had a drink ready for you too. But since you want to be like that I'll give it to Amber.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
1058
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:18:00 -
[115] - Quote
*pouts, running her little tongue around her dried, chaffed lips as she stares longingly at the drinks through her goggles...*
And what about me!?
Where's my drink!?
You want a piece of all of us then you gotta learn to keep up mista!!
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1348
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:21:00 -
[116] - Quote
I don't recall asking for that but I aim to please anyway. Hold on a few minutes and I'll go get you one. Looks great anyway, I think I'll make me one. In the mean time you ladies make yourselves comfy. No fighting okay? Well, I'll leave that up to you.
*hands off the second glass to Amber and heads downstairs to the kitchen*
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
1058
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:25:00 -
[117] - Quote
You didn't need to ask, these goggles give me the power of telepathy.
*Sits down, adjusts goggles, sips on her drink while eyeing Erica cautiously*
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
369
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:26:00 -
[118] - Quote
*Fondles her glass softly while taking a seat ... stares at Erica uncomfortably before taking a nervous sip.*
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Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
7360
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Posted - 2014.05.16 01:27:00 -
[119] - Quote
*Casts a glare at Candi, then to Amber.*
.... shut up. Both of you.
Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model
Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1349
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Posted - 2014.05.16 02:37:00 -
[120] - Quote
*comes up the stairs with two slushie glasses, silly straws and all*
Hey ladies how's it hangin? I got enough slushie to go around. *hands one to Candi and takes the last one for self*
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Tigra LeMorte
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
58
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Posted - 2014.05.16 03:23:00 -
[121] - Quote
*Just as you relax ... a knock on your door... peeking through the spy-hole you see more than a dozen other ladies milling around, looking just as thirsty as the three inside, and waiting to come in also.*
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1360
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Posted - 2014.05.16 23:44:00 -
[122] - Quote
*runs away from the door to the far corner of the roof, and sits down, curling around the slushie and sipping it, acts like nobody was at the door after all*
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Slick Slomopavitz
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.05.18 23:47:00 -
[123] - Quote
Y'know, if you'd use a fan in the bathroom, this window wouldn't steam up so bad when you're taking one of those long showers like you usually do. It's terrible for visibility!
"Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!" |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1379
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Posted - 2014.05.19 01:35:00 -
[124] - Quote
I actually just run hot water in there to raise the humidity because I like humid air. But the real question is, what are you doing in my bathroom? Actually, given that you didn't know I wasn't in there, you must not have been in there yourself.
Want to take a peek inside? Come, I will give you a tour.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Slick Slomopavitz
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.05.19 01:55:00 -
[125] - Quote
Well, okay... but only if you let me pick up the soap! Whoops, slippery little devil!
"Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!" |
Nova Serine
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
93
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:53:00 -
[126] - Quote
Know what else rhymes with Slick?
KICK.
Two rolls of duct tape; one for my ship, and the other for unruly ride-alongs. |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
8393
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Posted - 2014.05.24 10:04:00 -
[127] - Quote
Last time I took a Matari girl home, well, she never left.
Wanna learn why?
Gÿá Part-time wormhole pirate | GÖí Full-time super model
WH Blog | #420roloswag | Bio |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
116154
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Posted - 2014.05.24 13:15:00 -
[128] - Quote
*hits Erica over the head with club*
*drags into mancave*
Am i doing this right?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2306
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Posted - 2014.05.24 15:04:00 -
[129] - Quote
Let's play house. I'll stay at home and do the dishes and raise the kids, and you go to work and die early from a heart attack.
Bring your possibles. |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet
Intrepid Crossing
295
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Posted - 2014.05.24 16:24:00 -
[130] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkBgCKhG7j4 there you go darling. |
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Doreen Kaundur
259
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Posted - 2014.05.24 16:34:00 -
[131] - Quote
I have a yeast infection just begging to be scratched.
Please support this minor color change idea. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1423
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Posted - 2014.05.24 18:44:00 -
[132] - Quote
I can help you with that. I have skinny arms and fingers ya know, so I can reach all sorts of places.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
8457
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Posted - 2014.05.24 19:00:00 -
[133] - Quote
what's better than two roses on a piano, reaver?
tulips on an organ. |
Jack Torrence
Torrence Salvaging
0
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Posted - 2014.05.24 20:59:00 -
[134] - Quote
Nice butt! What time does it open?
edit: that was supposed to be for reaver :D
"Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception" |
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