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Darius Shakor	Posted - 2006.05.20 11:18:00 - [1] Edited by: Darius Shakor on 20/05/2006 11:27:53 So here I am enjoying my saturday, now turning to the early afternoon and ping-pong the doorbell rings. "WTF could that be?" I ask myself as I remove myself from the lounge chair and the roots that I have slowly taken. I open the door and it is our resident Jehovas witness that drops by once a month. Usually my Mum stands and listens to them as they talk about the topic of the month and drop off the magazines they print. Except she has just gone to the shops leaving me alone. What does this have to do with the Guristas? Well, here I am sitting in my Guristas t-shirt, a pair of shorts and my hair still looking like it was attached to my bed pillow and three days worth of stubble. Poor guy must have thought squatters had moved in and the dight of that evil bunny on the Guristas t-shirt didn't do much for him either. He didn't stop long and made a quick retreat up the driveway. Thats right b####, you better run. The Guristas are coming for ya'. (Disclaimer: I have nothing against Jehovas witnesses. But I might wear this t-shirt more often.) (Edited because I missed the 'r' in shirt in the link. You figure it out.) ------ Shakor Clan Information Portal Every man has a devil. You can never rest until you find it.
High Sierra	Posted - 2006.05.20 11:25:00 - [2] The only thing you should say when the Jehovah's Witnesses turn up and ask you 'Have you ever wondered where god is in your life?' Reply: 'No, he's in the lounge. Want to come in and meet him?' They will never, ever come back guaranteed.
Roshan longshot	Posted - 2006.05.20 12:39:00 - [3] I was cleaning my firearms...yeah I said firearms...I went out shooting friday afternoon, there was some beer invovled and some real big guns... Saturday morning and the hangover was light, kids went to see a movie, wife went with them...I had the house to myself...Gun cleaning time... I was about half way through cleaning the guns, my t-shirt has oil stains on it now...my hair is about as long as my avitars...and I have a two month beard. They came...knocking on my door...I got up from the work table and trodded through the house not even thinking what was in my hand.. I got to the door and remember I have a .357 colt magnum in my hand. So I hid it behind the half closed door as these two witnesses begin their speach... "Do you beleave in God?" "Why sure I do, I beleave in alot of Gods." "Huh?" says one witness. "I worship all the gods on a regular bassis." "What?" says the other witness. "Like today is Norse God day." "Who?" says the first witness. "Norse gods...You know Odin and his bunch?" "Ahhhhh" Says the second witness. "Yeah today is Thorsday." "WTF" Says the first withness "Who the hell is Thor" "Why the God of thunder...And I am about to pay homage to him right now." I hold up my colt magnum "And you better getthehellonoutahere!" Well the both scattered like cats with their tails on fire. And I went about my day.....Then the sheriff came... I sure do miss my guns...But I am getting real good with the Bow and arrow now...... Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter *pirate* or mixture of them all. [i]As read from the original box. We are not ebil forum police, for one thing I don't have a hat :( - Cortes
Kalahari Wayrest	Posted - 2006.05.20 14:01:00 - [4] rofl, nice one __________________________ Indulge Me
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.05.20 15:04:00 - [5] not surprised the sheriff came
Viktor Fyretracker	Posted - 2006.05.20 15:10:00 - [6] ive allways wanted to come to the door when they arrive holding a shotgun and a can of cheap domestic beer(ie a Budweiser) and see if they go running.
FooB2	Posted - 2006.05.20 15:53:00 - [7] eh what the hell? ive played since 2004 and it never occured to me that EVE had a store. i wondered where the hell you ordered e-on from. Pre-Nerfed Tactics - yes, we are just plain nasty boys.
Zezman	Posted - 2006.05.20 15:59:00 - [8] With Eve having over 100,000 subscribers, theres a good chance that a few Jehovah's Witnesses play the game. Especially since Eve doesn't have any of the elements of the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role playing style of game, this game is probably a magnet for those with a sci-fi bent. In fact, I just did a search and came up with three character names that start with Jehovah, but suprisingly, no corporations named after Him.
RogueWing	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:15:00 - [9] Edited by: RogueWing on 20/05/2006 16:16:16 I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. :) And I know of a few more personally that also are.
mamolian	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:21:00 - [10] I swear.. When I move.. I'm never going to live in a housing estate ever again.. Anytime that doorbell rings its always some religious nut trying to get me to convert to what ever ***pot religion their toting... So far ive run off mormons, christians, Jehovas witnesses, Islamics.. I've taken a particular dislike to morons tbh.. recruiting late teen kids and sending them out on missions full with their heads full of **e and lies.. -------------------------------
Coconut Joe	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:21:00 - [11] Edited by: Coconut Joe on 20/05/2006 16:21:27 Originally by: RogueWing Edited by: RogueWing on 20/05/2006 16:16:16 I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. :) And I know of a few more personally that also are. Please stop harrasing my family :(
Zezman	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:22:00 - [12] If I was a mod, I'd lock this thread before it got ugly.
Flyyn	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:32:00 - [13] To late its ugly.... Dont mind me I am just trying to catch up to DS and HK on the boards....
Kalahari Wayrest	Posted - 2006.05.20 16:56:00 - [14] but it started off so well __________________________ Indulge Me
Verone	Posted - 2006.05.20 17:43:00 - [15] Originally by: High Sierra 'Want to come in?' You should NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER say this to a Jehovah's Winess... that's ASKING for trouble. VETO RECRUITMENT
Adrian Kerensky	Posted - 2006.05.20 17:50:00 - [16] Originally by: Coconut Joe Edited by: Coconut Joe on 20/05/2006 16:21:27 Originally by: RogueWing Edited by: RogueWing on 20/05/2006 16:16:16 I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. :) And I know of a few more personally that also are. Please stop harrasing my family :( hahahahahahaahahhahaha /signed
RogueWing	Posted - 2006.05.20 18:09:00 - [17] Originally by: Coconut Joe Edited by: Coconut Joe on 20/05/2006 16:21:27 Originally by: RogueWing Edited by: RogueWing on 20/05/2006 16:16:16 I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. :) And I know of a few more personally that also are. Please stop harrasing my family :( Sure. Send me their names and addy's so I can add it to my "Call List".....er...."Do Not Call List" and I'll be happy to see that it gets done. :)
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.05.20 18:38:00 - [18] Originally by: Verone Originally by: High Sierra 'Want to come in?' You should NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER say this to a Jehovah's Winess... that's ASKING for trouble. not quite true, if you follow it with "we're sacrificing a goat in the back garden", you are still fine
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.05.20 18:54:00 - [19] Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Verone Originally by: High Sierra 'Want to come in?' You should NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER say this to a Jehovah's Winess... that's ASKING for trouble. not quite true, if you follow it with "we're sacrificing a goat in the back garden", you are still fine I always figured the best way to deal with them is ask "Can god save me, even if I've sinned?" and when they say yes, you ask "What about murder?" and if they say yes, ask "What about double murder?"...I think you get the idea... -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Adrian Kerensky	Posted - 2006.05.20 18:56:00 - [20] I had some people come to my door the other day saying they were from the 'Church of Saint Jesus and would I like to join? I replied with 'No I'm part of a proper religion' and closed the door after saying 'Good day' in the most polite voice I could muster at the time.
Gothikia	Posted - 2006.05.20 19:47:00 - [21] Originally by: RogueWing Edited by: RogueWing on 20/05/2006 16:16:16 I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. :) And I know of a few more personally that also are. /me deploys the fleet around the station sorted Gothikia :)
Leilani Solaris	Posted - 2006.05.20 20:17:00 - [22] I had a call from some Jehova's Witnesses a while ago, i asnwered the door with an upside down pentogram top on with Satan etc writen all over it. They tried to talk to me, i just told them i was an Satanist and that i didn't like them. They left soon after..
Drizit	Posted - 2006.05.20 20:23:00 - [23] Edited by: Drizit on 20/05/2006 20:23:26 When they ask me if I believe in god, I usually reply that I believe in the one true god. As I do so, I hold up my hand with index and little finger pointing in the sign of the devil and say "Him". Normally they scatter pretty quick. They don't visit me very often for some strange reason. --
Zezman	Posted - 2006.05.20 20:52:00 - [24] What exactly, is so bad about them?
Raptornas	Posted - 2006.05.20 20:53:00 - [25] Ah people trying to peddle there religion to you. Scientology is the best, Just ask them hows Xenu today, smile and walk off. __
Tarquin Tarquinius	Posted - 2006.05.20 20:55:00 - [26] Jehovah's witnesses annoy me, but the Mormons are worse. They're all polite and well dressed. Being rude to them makes me feel bad. Last time the Mormons came, they had a stray puppy they found, and asked me if it was mine. How can I slam the door on such politness. On a related note: Big Love is an awsome show. ------------------------ The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. - an Amarr Mercenary
Zezman	Posted - 2006.05.20 21:10:00 - [27] I'm gonna take a wild guess here, and say you probably have no idea why they keep coming back. Has anyone ever asked them that?
wierchas noobhunter	Posted - 2006.05.20 21:12:00 - [28] well guys dont be so not ethic its just religion.... join soar angelic! or at least bump it
RogueWing	Posted - 2006.05.20 21:23:00 - [29] Most of us JW's have a sense of humor about our religion and the way other people view us. All we ask is that people give us the same respect that we try to show to others. Speaking of sense of humor, here's a nice JW joke. How many JW's does it take to change a light bulb? We don't know...we can't get them to put their Bibles down long enough to change it.
Zezman	Posted - 2006.05.20 21:25:00 - [30] Nah, i got a better one: How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, they talk to the lightbulb until it converts itself.

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