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Graygor
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Posted - 2014.05.04 04:09:00 -
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Im leaving you for 8 and 9. Double the Rain. None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
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Posted - 2014.05.05 05:37:00 -
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I like the web... but the van?
Come back when youre webporsche or webaudi.
Weblexus is also acceptable.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
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1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.09 11:54:00 -
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I decided to have these guys put it into words for me.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:24:00 -
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You ate my pet fedo,
So im done with you.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.26 05:47:00 -
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Ensign eh?
Come back when youre a proper officer.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.29 12:27:00 -
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I'm sorry but this is clearly not working.
I cannot help but notice that you have changed your former charming appearance to look more and more like Solid Snake. And now i know why. I hate to tell you this but i found your dairy. Normally i would not pry, and this was the first time ive ever done this to you, but i felt compelled to look to see if i could find some answers.
What i found not only shocked me, but appalled me.
I know this is EVE and sinister plans and plots are our bread and butter, but if you wanted to break up you simply had to say so. Your long winded plan to change your appearance, then get me calling you Snake just so you could leave me in a busy train station with me calling SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE to your departing back is despicable.
I am only glad I found out about this now.
So here it is. I'm through. I'm done with you. By the time you read this i will be gone. I've already separated our things so you should have no need to contact me. Should you find something of mine, please keep it or throw it away. I do not wish to know about it.
Good luck with your future endeavours.
P.S. I took the liberty of tagging you on a faux facebook account with you in your "ahem" Snake poses, and sent friend invites to every friend on your list, including your mother and your boss. Oh and the local paper! Maybe you'll have to find a new job now, but since its your spelt name you'll be fine!
Enjoy! 
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:01:00 -
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Look man. I told you. Its not you its me. And by me i mean you. And by you i mean your sister. And by your sister i mean your mother.
But dont feel bad. You used to call me daddy anyway. This time is for real!
Cheer up champ. We can still be buddies.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.06.17 12:28:00 -
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Marcus ive tried to make this work. But your unwavering loyalty to the Caldari State makes it impossible for me to continue with this relationship. If i am someday to be the President of the Gallente Federation then i cannot be seen to be having pro Caldari sympathies. It would not reflect well on me.
That is why i have rigged your Captains Quarters to explode. The timer will have started the moment you started to read this.
Please don't run. Rather than being in a futile attempt to break out of the door, just try to use your last few seconds of life to remember the good times in our relationship.
-Graygor.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
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