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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2014.05.28 10:15:00 -
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Honey, I'm really sorry but... I just can't be in this negative space you create everyday with that scowl! I want to be HAPPY sometimes... not gloomy! You always scare the kids, the dog is afraid of you sometimes.... You passed under a rainbow yesterday and it went black!! BLACK!!! You took something beautiful and... and... you made it not!!
... and... I have a confession... I've been seeing someone else. Nothing has happened! It's just... she makes me feel happy... er. Don't get me wrong... Your gloominess is what brought me to you... I'll always cherish the times we spent together... hating in plebs and spitting on carebears... and you'll always have a special place in my heart. I still care about you! I just want more in life! Is that so hard to understand?
I'll be staying at my parent's place for a bit. Please don't visit. Not for awhile at least. I just need... time.
... I'm so sorry... *sobs and runs away* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5545
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Posted - 2014.06.17 22:53:00 -
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Dearest... look... I love you... but... those glasses of yours? Yeah... those giant ANTENNA ARRAYS you have on your face... I hate them.
At first I didn't mind... but then I started getting annoyed whenever you entered a room. Radios do not work... all I get is your goddamn inner voice (you were talking to yourself about different types of buttons yesterday... I wanted to throw a fist full of them at you!!). And do not even get me started on the TV signal. I've... seen things... from your head...
... what is it with you and Macarena anyways??!?!?!
And Phil? Your best buddy? The one you have spent every afternoon and evening with for the last 10 years? He called an hour ago. He has brain cancer. The Doctors say it was most likely due to continuous exposure to low level radio and microwave radiation.
Anyways... ordinarily I would make you decide between me or the glasses... but you seem have already made that decision as soon as I walked in. Yes. Yes, you did. I heard you say it on the radio right there!!!!!!! Yes, you're broadcasting right now *******!!!! That's it!! I'm out! And I'm taking the dogs with me too!
*slam* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5546
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:15:00 -
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Everyone does. I am no exception. I just wanted to test you. You failed. Out you go!!! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
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