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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:09:00 -
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What irritates you? What makes you wanna Grrrrrrr in RL? Post it here! If its vague, post a reason too!
Grrrrrr People who park to close to my car in uncrowded parking lots!
Seriously... WTF. With literally 200 places to park that ARENT right next to me..why must some ass hug the line, or blatantly cross it so that I cannot open my door?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Colonel Selene
Team Evil
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:20:00 -
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Other people using Grrr when I'm the one thats supposed to say it.
Grrr.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18206
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:51:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:What irritates you? What makes you wanna Grrrrrrr in RL? Post it here! If its vague, post a reason too!
Grrrrrr People who park to close to my car in uncrowded parking lots!
Seriously... WTF. With literally 200 places to park that ARENT right next to me..why must some ass hug the line, or blatantly cross it so that I cannot open my door? Empty car parks are like minefields, the only way not to explode is to park next to* the vehicles already present.
My grrr is also parking related.. park between the lines, not over as many as you can.
*Next to as in park so damn close that the other person can't open the door and has to clamber in from the other side.
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Pepper Solette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
352
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:35:00 -
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My real job is a firefighter. So you can imagine some of the excuses i hear or the things we see that caused a house to burn.
Cause of blaze: Dropping your blanket over a gas heater.
Me: "Sir, why did you do that?"
Mr Stoner Dude: "I wanted it toasty so i could wrap it around my feet man."
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Cause of blaze: Throwing firecrackers into a wood burning fireplace to scare his sleeping friend. Said firecrackers popped out all over the place setting fire to curtains, carpet and the couch. Hilarious.
Me: Sir (I try and use this term as much as possible), what possessed you to do that?
Guy: "I thought it would be funny! He sure was scared!"
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And my personal favorite..
Cause of blaze: Trying to kill a spider with a blowtorch.
Lady lights the blowtorch and heads towards the spider, said spider decides to gtfo, jumps and startles the lady. She then throws the blowtorch AT IT and runs away! Mr blowtorch continues to merrily flame the couch. The couch takes care of the rest of the apartment.
Now i love it when i can save a persons life. But i'm not all that excited to know that someone has put my life and others at risk because of brain-fade.
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
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Posted - 2014.05.06 01:16:00 -
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Grrrr people that use to instaed of too.
EDIT:
Grrrrrr! Pepper Solette wrote: because of brain-fade.
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Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1451
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Posted - 2014.05.06 01:20:00 -
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Me: "Well, from what I've seen, issue X is about this, that and those. I do believe that the correct thing is Y and Z."
Friend: "But it's not."
Me: "Why it isn't?"
Friend: "Because."
. . .
Last time this guy (for whom I have total respect and I consider a great friend of mine btw) did this, he took a slap in his backhead.
I find it extremely irritating that people attempt to counter any hipothesis, be it right or wrong, but at least constructed within reason, with a "Because reasons." type of response. Come on, use the goddamn grey matter you have between your ears, and don't use a friggin "NOPE BECAUSE NOPE." answer.
Pepper Solette wrote:
And my personal favorite..
Cause of blaze: Trying to kill a spider with a blowtorch.
Lady lights the blowtorch and heads towards the spider, said spider decides to gtfo, jumps and startles the lady. She then throws the blowtorch AT IT and runs away! Mr blowtorch continues to merrily flame the couch. The couch takes care of the rest of the apartment.
Now i love it when i can save a persons life. But i'm not all that excited to know that someone has put my life and others at risk because of brain-fade.
well, I can see understand why it happened tho. It's a freakin' spider for ****'s sake! I know that there are quite some spiders out there that are harmless, and most of the cases they are more scared of us than we are of them, but.... IT'S A FREAKIN' SPIDER! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS FOR ****'S SAKE!
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Sibyyl
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Posted - 2014.05.06 11:27:00 -
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Grr, I hate dubbed anime!
Subtitles, please.
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Aspalis
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2014.05.06 11:49:00 -
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Oh goodness, where to begin?! |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.05.06 12:50:00 -
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I work in the back office of a rather large company we may sell our products only to resellers, lots of complex contracts involved. If someone wants to be registered as a customer in our database we'll need a complete copy of his or his companies trade register entry so we can check various points in there to see if we're even allowed to sell him stuff...
Customer: Sends us trade register entry 3 and some text to hurry along because he doesn't have all day.
Me: Sir, we still need the copies of your trade register entry one and two, could you please send hose to us?
Customer: Sends us trade register 3 again, points 1) and 2) are highlighted with yellow text marker...
Me: *facepalm* (Ok Debs, be polite, don't freak out, count backwards from ten) Sir, You really need to read my previous email again...
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
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Posted - 2014.05.06 13:48:00 -
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I hate it when I go the grocery store and they only have one or two checkouts open out of 10. Especially when there are a few people in front of you and you have no choice but to wait for a them to unload their entire cart and checkout. Then they usually don't know how to work the credit card machine and it takes an additional few minutes for them to leave the checkout.
Oh and I have to add I also Grrr at the people that talk on their mobile phone at the checkout. It's like really? Can't you put that damn thing down for just a moment?
People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
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Random McNally
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
60713
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Posted - 2014.05.06 14:10:00 -
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I'm with Aspalis on this....where to begin?
My worst Grrrr....
I work as an elementary school custodian. I expect the kids to make messes. What really makes me 'Grrrr' is when adults make a mess with the expectation that we'll pick up after them.
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.06 14:29:00 -
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My grrrrrr......
When the neighbors in the house next door decide to throw a children's birthday party, complete with bouncy-house, that begins about 1 in the afternoon, and then somehow morphs into a full on adult party at 8 PM complete with sub-woofered sound system, and about 30 cars are jamming not only the private parking lot for our building, but even blocking the street. And they go till 2 AM.
...then the next day, all seems well, but about 5 in the afternoon, folks start pulling up to this house again, a shelter tent is erected in the front yard, the sound system set up again, and the whole things starts a rockin' again, and again till 2 AM.
....then the next day, around 5 PM, here comes the tent, here comes the sound system, here comes the cars, here comes the 75 people in their yard and spilling into the street. Oh, and the music now has a live MC on the mic, louder than the music. Till 4 AM.
I had no idea what was going on. That house has never had any kind of "behavior" in the 18 months I've lived here. Family reunion was all I could think, but they usually are for just a weekend.
Anyway, I was not calling the police or anything, as I was willing to be patient if this was going to be only for a few days.
Anyway, lather, rinse, repeat on the above, FOR A TOTAL OF 15 DAYS !!! (nights). I got so sleep deprived it was actually scary.
Can you believe people would have the gall to inflict that on an entire neighborhood ? For that long? 15 days total.
I was finally able to talk to "the lady across the street", and it turns out that during that initial birthday party, the owner of the house next door had a son who was shot dead that afternoon. So this whole thing was sort of celebration of......I don't know. If my son was shot and killed, I would not spend the next 2 solid weeks partying like a fool with near 100 people in my yard every single night. Do none of them work ??
It was just seriously astonishing. Just an insane reaction for one person taking a bullet. I wonder how many of those people actually knew the guy.
"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."-á - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882 |
Doreen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.05.06 14:35:00 -
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In the states you call customer service of an american company.
...answered by automated voice telling you to dial 2 for "espanol" or 1 for english.
wait...wait..wait...more menus to sort through
Finally, you are put through to somone named "Bob" in Pakistan or India. He's hard to understand because of his heavy accent and the staticy connection calling halfway around the world doesn thelp the matter either.
You tell him how unhappy you are with (insert here) service and and are so fed up you just want to kill yourself over the matter.
"Bob" gets all excited and asks if you can drive a truck and are interested in virgins and would consider converting.
This is 21st century america and it makes me go Grrrr.... 
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Bischopt
Arbitrary Repossession
477
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Posted - 2014.05.06 14:41:00 -
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I'm just angry for no reason. Grr. |
Marsha Mallow
499
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Posted - 2014.05.06 15:47:00 -
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My washer is broken. I stood staring at it the other day trying to think of a way to blame Goons. Then got bored and went to a BBQ.
Winter = GRRR
But it's not Winter 
TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.06 16:04:00 -
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Biggest current Grrr...
This would be other foreigners in Tokyo who thnk they are Gods gift to women. Especially the 'young corporate guns' on business trips who are often taken to the same bars / restaurants / clubs i take clients too.
The worst offenders are the Americans and Germans in about equal measure. Actually the Germans are worse because theyre usually Euro trash. And spend half the time bad mouthing other foreigners in the room. Especially any Americans in the room with stupid BS stereotypes.
You are in public, in a room with people enjoying quiet drinks with friends or clients. We dont want to hear about your graphic sexual conquests with hookers you picked up in Roppongi or how some Nigerian hostess bar scammed you with a $500 door charge. And stop trying to ass grab the waitresses or peer up ladies skirts.
Show some God damn decorum as youre making the rest of us look bad.
Oh and your clients might be laughing and smiling but their eyes are saying 'wtf is he doing?' And when they speak Japanese and you dont. They are usually insulting you.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Jayem See
CTRL-Q
Iron Oxide.
2620
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Posted - 2014.05.06 16:07:00 -
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The dog down the road from me.
It's GRRR in every single sense of the word. From me, from it, just a vast and noisy bundle of GRRR (scares me and annoys me in equal measure.)
Also - people who fail to use their indicators when driving. Worse, they put them on just as they execute a manoeuvre. Why even bother? You mallet. This one seriously makes me GRRR - I drive quite a bit.
This thread should go places. I like it  UN-GRRR.
Aaaaaaand relax. |
Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1454
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Posted - 2014.05.06 16:38:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Biggest current Grrr...
This would be other foreigners in Tokyo who thnk they are Gods gift to women. Especially the 'young corporate guns' on business trips who are often taken to the same bars / restaurants / clubs i take clients too.
The worst offenders are the Americans and Germans in about equal measure. Actually the Germans are worse because theyre usually Euro trash. And spend half the time bad mouthing other foreigners in the room. Especially any Americans in the room with stupid BS stereotypes.
You are in public, in a room with people enjoying quiet drinks with friends or clients. We dont want to hear about your graphic sexual conquests with hookers you picked up in Roppongi or how some Nigerian hostess bar scammed you with a $500 door charge. And stop trying to ass grab the waitresses or peer up ladies skirts.
Show some God damn decorum as youre making the rest of us look bad.
Oh and your clients might be laughing and smiling but their eyes are saying 'wtf is he doing?' And when they speak Japanese and you dont. They are usually insulting you.
being an european myself, Euro trash is the reason why I sometimes agree with americans about us, europeans.
as far as americans go tho, I think it's more of a need to get to know the rest of the world better, really.
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[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
114793
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Posted - 2014.05.06 16:45:00 -
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Euro trash, worst trash imo.
Least other trash doesnt try to act morally superior.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.05.06 16:55:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Grr, I hate dubbed anime! Subtitles, please.
Ive been watching "Attack on Titan" on Netflix.
Japanese impersonations of Germans fighting giant carnivorous eunuchs with swords and batman-esque utility belts... with subtitles.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7772
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Posted - 2014.05.06 17:22:00 -
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I like Waffles.
Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap.
Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
miiral
7054
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Posted - 2014.05.06 19:41:00 -
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I Grrr Tollen
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Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7772
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Posted - 2014.05.06 22:42:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap.
Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Dorian Tormak
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2014.05.06 23:05:00 -
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Nothing really irritates me to be honest.
Dorian Trollmak
9 - 0 in craps given.
**** Miley Cyrus |
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
3451
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Posted - 2014.05.06 23:12:00 -
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People that make me explain things to them more than once. Pet peeve. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13259
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Posted - 2014.05.06 23:17:00 -
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Grrrrrrrr People who ask questions they already know the answer to.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Leezir
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2014.05.07 01:16:00 -
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Farts that go wrong |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2816
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Posted - 2014.05.07 01:32:00 -
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Grrrr school buses |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3316
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Posted - 2014.05.07 06:08:00 -
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cellphone drivers |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
110937
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:05:00 -
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Asian products like this, and their attached, badly translated descriptions:
Picture Player -- Projection of Happiness
All credit to Joel Hodgeson of MST3K for finding this gem.
"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."-á - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882 |
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