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EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles
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Posted - 2014.05.23 10:23:00 -
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You may have heard of me? Then again its been a while.
Evil Turtles is a new corp based in high sec... HOLD ON I KNOW but keep going ... it does get better!
We are very mature players looking to create a corp for EMPIRE CONQUEST!
CCP has given us the ability to take the fights in high security space AWAY from the stations to the space around planets - we don't want to play station games, been there in 2004, got over it quickly!
We are starting in the deepest depths of empire, war decing POCO holding corporation and alliances. We will take their POCO's and hopefully they will put up a fight! If they don't then we will destroy the POCO's until we control all the planets in 1 system. We then will move on to the next system, until a whole consolation's POCO's are under our control!
"Big dreams" I hear you say! Firstly we always aim high, secondly, if it turns out that our first war results in us not being able to take a POCO it will be because the enemy has brought the fight. We get a fight! If it turns out the enemy brings a blob we will go all ninja on them!
So now the questions -
"Scared oWar" wrote:Won't corps you war dec not call on Mercs and blob us? Oh gosh, we hope so! We ain't doing this cause we like the war mechanics!
"Iwanna Fight" wrote:Won't people just leave the war decc'ed corp? If they do, we take their Planet's POCO's! We put the tax rate up to 100%.
"Cuddly Bear" wrote:But if we are always at war how do I make isk? We make it as a corp, living in Empire means Level 4 missions, where you and your corp mates can plow through them really quickly - while PvP fitted of course! And we won't be at war ALL the time, we have some plans for fun too! I have always run my accounts fully open, so all members (and investors - that comes later) will see every isk spent and every isk brought in! It will all be public!
"ZeroZero Blobber" wrote:I'm a leet PvPer I think low sec and null sec is the dogs balls, you can't pvp in Empire! I Hey if you like sitting on a titan all day, awaiting a scout to fire up a cyno to kill a cruiser! Then you fire on! But we want people who are willing, and able, to poke people in the face, get a reaction and then respond in kind! We want SKILLED PILOTS not drones!
"TwoTrillion SkillPoints" wrote:Empire is for noobs! We want noobs! I love noobs! However, you see many corps post recruitment and come out with things like "we understand RL > EVE" and "We want you to have fun". Good for them! We don't!!! Fun comes in victories, Fun comes when you fight out numbered and win, Fun comes when you know the person flying next to you knows what to do when it goes wrong, Fun is when you grow a band of brothers. None of this depends on Skill Points, it doesn't depend on faction fitted pirate battleships! IT COMES FROM FOLLOWING ORDERS AND KNOWING YOU SHOULD BE DOING OTHER THINGS AS WELL... It comes from RL skill of the game of EVE!
Noobs grow... I started this by saying "You may have heard of me!", slightly tongue in cheek, but we have a history of taking people new to PvP and creating monsters. A corp I was CEO of in started in Factional Warfare, a few moons a go, has resulted in 2 Alliance Tournament Gold Medal winners and 4 Silver Medal winners, as well as 2 of EVE's All Time Killers, TODAYS top killer on battleclinc and corporation, although inactive since 2010, still in the top 100 corp killers of all time in Battleclinc and we never had over 50 Members!
So what are we looking for?
Non trial accounts - we don't have a SP minimum nor maximum
Willing to give priority in their skill plan to specific builds of ships as set by corp (you may think your uber in a shield tanked mega - we don't)
Who are not a special little snowflake. We will encourage you, but we will also tell you what your doing wrong
Non smackers - we want to poke people in the face to get a fight, but local chat is for "gf" only - start a private chat if you want to abuse someone for being BAD!
Willing to get a minimum of 3 jump clones as a priority - we will help you, but you got to tell us you don't have the clones
Fill out an application form http://evilturtles.iclanwebsites.com/ You have to register and be approved on the forum.
Please ask any questions you have. Or drop me an eve mail (PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DO NOT CONVO ME!)
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EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles
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Posted - 2014.05.23 10:23:00 -
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"Poor Noob" wrote:I want to kill people, but can't afford it We will supply you with ships for corp operations and make sure you help other corp members make isk, and they will help you back. We also will have an internal market based in our home system - we will buy and sell stuff from members!
"Trial Over" wrote:I want to max out my skills in corporation management! Riiiighhhht.... Maybe you need some help in understanding how the skill system works! We'd be more than happy to help!
"Bitter Vet" wrote:Meh, I don't care No problem, do you have a poco you don't want any more? Or maybe even a POS?
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Drunken Angel
BodyBag Industries
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Posted - 2014.05.23 11:59:00 -
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Seems like a decent enough idea, hopefully you get a few buckets of tears |

Gandanga
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.05.23 18:32:00 -
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If I want to mission run in my pimp CNR when its quiet will you provide protection ? |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles
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Posted - 2014.05.23 20:47:00 -
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Gandanga wrote:If I want to mission run in my pimp CNR when its quiet will you provide protection ?
We will make you bait! If that's the same thing? |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles
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Posted - 2014.05.24 21:14:00 -
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First war dec resulted in us v 80. Killed their CEO, got a nice fight with an ishtar, reinforced our first POCO
End result surrender accepted, payment made, they will be joining us with their POCOs in the very near future!
We can has fun!
X up (old skool) |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.05.24 21:40:00 -
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Please follow the Recruitment center rules to the letter.
Bumping * Bumping may only be done once per day. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline.
Thread locked for 24 hours to compensate. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
25
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:49:00 -
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So no confusion, the time is now 16:49 on Monday -
Our first war ended, we waiting on the transfer of the pocos to join the alliance, then our next war can begin!
Come join us now, drop us an eve mail!
EVIL o/. |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.05.27 11:32:00 -
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Tuesday = Honestly read on, our next war dec goes off Wednesday.
We will get fights, but we'll need number soon as we are start to be "noticed!" |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
25
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Posted - 2014.05.28 21:27:00 -
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Wednesday bump - Tonight we dine on POCOs!
2 wars in.. hope to see them in space ! We may even take a few moons 8)
Need help to get this done quicker - get more wars - get more targets then maybe they will fight us |

Jayka Kyer
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.06.02 08:37:00 -
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So, been in Evil Turtles for a week and I'm not going anywhere, was made to feel welcome and chatting to everyone as if I had been in the corp for months. Its an older, more chilled group, just what I was looking for.
The Ceo is very open about everything, corp isk, plans, ideas etc and took on board my idea regarding low sec access even though i'd just joined. We already had a couple of gang fights which were great fun, we all a bit rusty so its prity funny on coms right now.
Only down side is I can't get the Teenage mutant hero turtle theme song out of my head... TURTLE POWER! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.03 08:33:00 -
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Tuesday Morning - Another great fight last night, lack of kills only because we can't catch ishtars! Fight lasted a good 20-30 minutes with warp ins and outs, trying to land on top of the enemy, them keeping their drones in the fight. These guys were very good, overheating, managing their repairs.
Someone said, "But you never got any kills", my reply - I would rather have 20-30 minutes of adrenalin flowing through my veins, GF's in local afterwards, spending hours afterward thinking what we can do to stop multiple ishtars than a killboard full of AFK industrialist. But that could be just me... IF its you too, then drop me an EVE Mail.
EVIL |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.08 15:14:00 -
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Sunday Okay - down weekend over - all pocos transferred - 3 new wars kick off today \0/ |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.13 09:51:00 -
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Was quiet - then you poke a big bear in the face with a Sh**y stick and you get some nice Vindi kills... and a nice fleet fight, and a nice 5 v 19 and the 5 wipe the floor.
The moral of the story is - you don't get fights in EVE unless you provoke people, and some time you provoke the wrong people, then it turns out - they just big teddy bears who are not happy and want some love.
And we are the people to do that!
Rawr..... http://evilturtles.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23954614 |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.14 18:49:00 -
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Saturday Bump - See the first post for an update. The killboard is looking good, as we start some roams, and poke big boys with sticks! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
25
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Posted - 2014.06.16 15:20:00 -
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Monday Bump - War Ends for transfers \0/ More poco gold incoming! Now we pick newer targets! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
25
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Posted - 2014.06.17 14:30:00 -
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Actively interviewing, as we have a few days downtime between wars! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.19 13:29:00 -
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Thursday is War Day. We have reinforced quite a few pocos, mostly for tomorrow evening. Friday Night is POCO Fighting nigh! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.20 22:15:00 -
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Friday Night - POCO night.. we sit round a poco and light it on FIRE! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.22 17:15:00 -
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Sunday night - HAVE WE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN WE CAN CHEW?!!>> Why not join up to help us get our mouth around it! |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.06.25 15:17:00 -
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After talking with Evil, this is exactly the fun, relaxed, respectful atmosphere that I had been looking for. He is actually a pretty good guy (though don't tell him that LOL) They recognize the strengths of what members can contribute. There are many that help alot, and there is hauling services available.
Yes there are wars, but its with a purpose and usually on our terms. You can often make money during quiet times, and many do other things in eve too.
Its been a nice breathe of fresh air and a wonderful change of pace.
Come join in the fun. |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.06.26 16:32:00 -
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Are you tired of SOV? Are you tired of mandatory CTA's that take up all your game time? Are you tired of being forced to fly with people who are flat our rude and disrespectful? Are you wanting something different?
Take a look at the turtles. We are a small, but growing group. Evil has been clear he would prefer a group of fun like minded pilots with class, then large numbers that don't enjoy flying together.
Check us out or send Evil Synns a mail if you have questions.
http://oi59.tinypic.com/2w33rbr.jpg |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.06.28 20:16:00 -
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Good nights pew pew - resulting in full surrender of the pocos -- Working out to exactly what we wanted - pvp at our time!
Drop a eve mail for more details |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.06.29 18:48:00 -
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Its certainly been a blast so far. Come join the fun so evil has more work to do :) |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.07.12 15:10:00 -
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We are still looking for like minded players and are growing. Those that take the initiative and enjoy the game. Those that know how to have a fun fight, win or lose, and still keep it respectful and classy. |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.07.14 19:29:00 -
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Looks like we will have some good fights over the next few days. Going to be a fun time. Would be nice to have more to join in the fun. |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:04:00 -
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Weekend upon us.... Will they bring more machs to die? Or will the Merc alliance paid to stop us EVEN turn up! Join up now to find OUT! |

Sardoc
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
5
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Posted - 2014.07.23 22:53:00 -
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Are you tired of the station games in empire? Do you want to fly with people that are respectful? Then come check out the turtles.
We've been having some good fights. Its a fun relaxed atmosphere flying with guys that are enjoying a change of pace. |

Raelaem Eudain
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
0
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Posted - 2014.08.06 13:43:00 -
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Currently recruiting US TZ guys, plenty of fights to be had. Even if WT's aren't doing to much, maybe a poco didnt come out that night, we are going out still finding fights and having fun. I'm usually the lead FC for American TZ feel free to contact me about anything, and thank you Evil for not leaving this game after we both did faction warfare!... get that bumpidy bump bump on yo! |

EVIL SYNNs
Evil Turtles Chelonaphobia
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Posted - 2014.08.18 10:51:00 -
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Monday Bump - We really need US TIMEZONE (Be that members or corps)! Or enemies are setting timers to our weak time and I need my beauty sleep!
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