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Yual
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Posted - 2006.06.04 13:51:00 -
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*In comes CODA dragging Blacklight dressed in a dress with a wig on his head*
CODA: A Seleene! A Seleene! A Seleene! We've got a Seleene! A Seleene!
Hans Roaming: We have found a Seleene, might we Pod her?
CODA: Pod her! Pod!
Wrangler: How do you know she is a Seleene?
Orc A: She looks like one.
Wrangler: Bring her forward.
Blacklight: I'm not a Seleene. I'm not a Seleene.
Wrangler: But you are dressed as one.
Blacklight: They dressed me up like this.
CODA: No, we didn't... no.
Blacklight: And this isn't my wig, it's a false one.
Wrangler: Well?
Hans Roaming: Well, we did do the wig.
Wrangler: The wig?
Hans Roaming: And the dress -- but she is a Seleene!
CODA: Pod her! Seleene! Seleene! Pod her!
Wrangler: Did you dress her up like this?
CODA: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
Hans Roaming: She has got a wart.
Wrangler: What makes you think she is a Seleene?
TRUST: Well, she turned me into a Minmatar.
Wrangler: A Minmatar?
TRUST: I got better.
Orc A: Pod her anyway!
CODA: Pod! Pod her!
Wrangler: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a Seleene.
CODA: Are there? What are they?
Wrangler: Tell me, what do you do with Seleenees?
Orc A: Pod!
CODA: Pod, Pod them up!
Wrangler: And what do you Pod apart from Seleenees?
Hans Roaming: More Seleenees!
Orc A: Shikari's!
Wrangler: So, why do Seleenees Pod?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of Shikari...?
Wrangler: Good!
CODA: Oh yeah, yeah...
Wrangler: So, how do we tell whether she is made of Shikari?
Hans Roaming: Count her posts.
Wrangler: Aah, but can you not post just as much?
Orc A: Oh, yeah.
Wrangler: Does Shikari like blue robots?
Hans Roaming: No, no.
Orc A: Yes! Yes!
Hans Roaming: Throw her into Big Blue!
CODA: BIG BLUE!
Wrangler: What also belongs in Big Blue?
Hans Roaming: Bistot!
Orc A: Ravens!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rooks!
Hans Roaming: Lockdowns!
Orc A: Great gravy!
Hans Roaming: Cherries!
Orc A: Mining Barges!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
Orc A: Lead -- lead!
DB Preacher: Tech 2 BPO's.
CODA: Oooh.
Wrangler: Exactly! So, logically...,
Hans Roaming: If... she.. has any Tech 2 BPO's, she's a Shikari.
Wrangler: And therefore--?
Hans Roaming: A Seleene!
CODA: A Seleene!
Wrangler: We shall use my cargo scanner!
[yelling]
Wrangler: Right, activate the module!
[whop]
[creak]
CODA: A Seleene! A Seleene!
Blacklight: It's a fair cop.
CODA: Pod her! Pod! [yelling]
Wrangler: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
DB Preacher: I am DB Preacher, a Leader of BoB.
Wrangler: My leige!
DB Preacher: Good Sir Mod, will you come with me to CCP,
and join us at the Dev Round Table?
Wrangler: My leige! I would be honored.
DB Preacher: What is your name?
Wrangler: Wrangler, my leige.
DB Preacher: Then I dub you Dev Wrangler, Moderator of Eve-O.
Because eventually this thread has to be about BoB
Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
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Quaz
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:00:00 -
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so have the wheels fallen off the FIX bandwagon yet? :)
No bastard ever won a war dying for his country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
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Lazydog
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:01:00 -
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GO FIX!!!!
I'm SERIOUSLY not happy about the timing though i'm about to take 2 months out of eve to get my real life in order, I hope to be back in august, with a couple of mill extra gunnery  sp's though of and secretly trained up Alt with Cap Ships 5 (42 days left!) and doomsday weapons! so someone build me an avatar
I Aint flippin Bothered!
Is It time for your Medication? Or Mine?
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The End
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:03:00 -
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If Fix fails this offensive against huzzah. i forsee many members leaving
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S3VYN
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:10:00 -
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 Originally by: The End
If Fix fails this offensive against huzzah. i forsee many members leaving
Guess that word "failure" would be up for debate?
It all depends on what goals you set.
For instance, if you made some rediculous goal for yourself like "we will destroy FIX and have them disband" then you'll always have the hardasses who will keep the name and fly under it just to spite you. And those hardasses, for all their faults... are stubborn enough to never, ever quit.
On the other hand, if your goal is to do something reasonable, say... have fun playing a game? Then you're more likely to accomplish it.
It all comes down to good leadership who are able to realistically set expectations of their member base and... tbh... I didn't come back to be a diplomat, so my expectations are being met pretty damn well.
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Phrixus Zephyr
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:13:00 -
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lol
Originally by: Jude Kopenhagen
I heard a little bird tell me that the new Battle Ship will be called "The sky is falling, I'm gonna have to learn more skills, oh woe are us!" |
Tadis
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Yual
Monty Python stuff
I believe the award for best post ever on Eve-O has been won :D
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Imode
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: The End
If Fix fails this offensive against huzzah. i forsee many members leaving
According to our enemies, we're a 'half-dead alliance' that has 'lost all its best pvp corps'.
That means the gangs running around FAT, blowing up your battleships and taking pot-shots at your fighter-less Thanatos don't really exist. The Large Caldari Control Tower we swiped from a safe-spotted hauler didn't really exist either. They're all figments of your imagination.
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Eighteen posts without smack, and you had to ruin it... lets hope the rest of the thread stays as smack-free as the first eighteen posts.
And to think I was expecting one of our enemies to smack us.
That wasn't smacktalk, that was stating facts. Fix is one of the alliances who deserves to finally disband & die. Your alliance reminds me of Wormtongue from LOTR and you all know what those types deserve.
Every time SA go on an anti-fix campaing they slaughter you until they've almost taken your region for good and then Daddy Bob brings their 3476478 dreads and SA has to bail.
Try and deny it but you all know it's true. If not for Daddy, who betrays you and then takes you back in at his leisure, you would all live in agil right now.
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Aero089
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Happysin
This really reminds me of a Monty Python sketch (written in good humor, so if you're offended, come pod me and we'll call it even)
Heh, reminds me of the dialogues written by our very own Gamma Garone(CNV)[FIX]Ö¬ on our own boards. I think Avernus is going to publiscise it on our homepage, keep an eye out! It's worth the read!
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Droewa
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:30:00 -
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Hey hans, remember that nice convo we had in FAT as you set up the cryo fied the begin the siege on the station?
I do.
so when you care bears paraliased, your logistics have halted, and panic is running rampid all around you. when you cannot fulfill the promises you made to them and they ask you why, you can tell them, Because i pist off Droewa.
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Through these fields of destruction. Baptisms of fire. Ive watched your suffering. As the battles raged higher. they hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm. You did not desert me, my brothers in arms! |
Denrace
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:32:00 -
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Best of luck FIX.
Love you all <3
Den
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Tadis
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
Some random smack. "They slaughter you til they've almost taken your region
lol.
Querious has always been in Fix hands until the CODA episode.
SA attacked Querious twice before that, once as The Coalition. And once as SA with Huzzah's backing.
But Querious always stayed under Fix sovereignity.
Only the last war with CODA v Fix/BoB was Querious sovereignity contested.
Get your facts right.
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Crucifier
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Xen0phobiak
Edited by: Xen0phobiak on 04/06/2006 09:04:22
Originally by: Orc A
Quote:
i have no balls
Says it all really.
Comes from a guy who is in a corp called "ubercorp". How mature is that 
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Yual
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:49:00 -
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Btw GG's goodies have FINALLY been put on the Fix blog. Feel free to leave a comment in our Eve-O discussions fourm 
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Snodgey2004
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Eighteen posts without smack, and you had to ruin it... lets hope the rest of the thread stays as smack-free as the first eighteen posts.
And to think I was expecting one of our enemies to smack us.
That wasn't smacktalk, that was stating facts. Fix is one of the alliances who deserves to finally disband & die. Your alliance reminds me of Wormtongue from LOTR and you all know what those types deserve.
Every time SA go on an anti-fix campaing they slaughter you until they've almost taken your region for good and then Daddy Bob brings their 3476478 dreads and SA has to bail.
Try and deny it but you all know it's true. If not for Daddy, who betrays you and then takes you back in at his leisure, you would all live in agil right now.
Well isn't it the incompetence of FIX and BoB's enemies that they are still alive and not the fault of said alliances ? Look back through the forums and I'm positive you'll find posts from SA and CO. declaring BoB would fry , they might of made FIX homeless but thats all they did , made an alliance homeless and free them from the stresses of actually defending space , You could argue all day about FIX and SA but at the end of it FIX are still alive .
It would of been alot nicer thing of you to just show some restraint and wish all sides good luck instead of your original " fact stating "
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S3VYN
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:02:00 -
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Edited by: S3VYN on 04/06/2006 15:03:50
Originally by: Yual
Btw GG's goodies have FINALLY been put on the Fix blog. Feel free to leave a comment in our Eve-O discussions fourm
Oh gimme a break with the FINALLY stuff... It only took three days! ;)
But yeah, like he said... the FIX site has been updated: FIX Site and you can find the blog here: Your Weekly FIX.
Enjoy!
edit: created linkage
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Tequilapepper
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Eighteen posts without smack, and you had to ruin it... lets hope the rest of the thread stays as smack-free as the first eighteen posts.
And to think I was expecting one of our enemies to smack us.
That wasn't smacktalk, that was stating facts. Fix is one of the alliances who deserves to finally disband & die. Your alliance reminds me of Wormtongue from LOTR and you all know what those types deserve.
Every time SA go on an anti-fix campaing they slaughter you until they've almost taken your region for good and then Daddy Bob brings their 3476478 dreads and SA has to bail.
Try and deny it but you all know it's true. If not for Daddy, who betrays you and then takes you back in at his leisure, you would all live in agil right now.
MAsta u have already been joked from anyone in this post, even from Ascendand Frontier, you are ridicoulus. You have to know situation and political equilibriums before u can understand and u need try to resist under the heavy siege for as long as we did, with same odd numbers before u can talk. We were honoured to have caused such a big coalition to kick us, they did put up a nice fight and Band of Brothers decided to put his word on that. We thank them for this, but mind that they hold our territory. Your corp is already at -10 with FIX, we wait here u 13 dumb-boys to teach u good manners.
Tnx to all HF/SA & co who posted in this thread with sence of facts and respect that only who was in fields in those battles can understand. Those who smack...well I'm not surprised they are not on killmails... maybe preparing TEA at home.
well all but Orc-A  at least he was here ;)
Teq
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Nez Perces
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tadis
SA attacked Querious twice before that, once as The Coalition. And once as SA with Huzzah's backing.
... if you will allow me .. slight correction there Tadis..
there have been 3 distinct wars between FIX and SA.
1st - shortly after the fall of CA, SA needed a new target FIX was it.
2nd - Coalition vs FIX.. when SA split many of the pvp corps formed this Coalition. Mass/Species/Storm Guard Elite etc.. and a whole load of other corps
3rd - CODA vs FIX ... where an SA that had already been through a civil war with the return of Trigger, teams up with Huzzah, Vox, and loads of other peeps...(pardon me for not mentioning you all)
I think its fair to say that throughout the time spanning these three distinct periods of war, SA and FIX have been defined by the continuous warfare and hate between them.. a nearly symbiotic relationship.
FIX's history post CFS is as much about SA as SA's history post CA is about FIX.
In reference to Tadis' post what he says is correct, FIX never lost sovereignty of Querious Space for any period of time worth talking about until the conclusion of the 3rd period of war (.. a possible record ... for holding conquerable stations continuously.. must be nearly a year and a half)
One might argue that FIX has been reduced by these wars to an alliance without territory... but if you look at SA you will find no difference... its funny but the long term war between FIX and SA has taken its toll on both parties.
However, at this moment, the big loser out of this saga has to be Huzzah .. an alliance that shows so much promise with decent leadership is about to become the sole target of an alliance with no territory and a massive axe to grind, surely thats not what you need right about now.
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Serenity Frye
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:29:00 -
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Go FIX 
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Daxes
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:31:00 -
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shouldnt u be attacking BoB cause they are holding ur space? (btw kinda funny to see the "go fix go" posts from BoB)
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Tadis
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Nez Perces
In reference to Tadis' post what he says is correct, FIX never lost sovereignty of Querious Space for any period of time worth talking about until the conclusion of the 3rd period of war (.. a possible record ... for holding conquerable stations continuously.. must be nearly a year and a half)
tsk, showing your age there Nez :D
ya ole war dog hehe.
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Yodaron Ballsithor
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:48:00 -
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/signed
To Kumming: If you desire an accurate history lesson in the creation of CFS, it's demise and the control of FIX space from BA to QDF to FIX, I am probably 1 of only a handful of people who can comment accurately. You do not like FIX, fine. Kindly, however, leave accuracy to those who created the history, i.e., Avernus, Nez, myself, S3VYN and a few others still around. If you desire to go past that time, several of those mentioned may be able to assist you. Have a good day.
To Masta: Funny how you have not changed a bit in the whole time you have played the game. Props!! I have escrowed to you your own tech 2 tinfoil hat. Wear it proudly, as I am sure you will.
To S3VYN: Spot on. BTW, need to say, very glad you are back.
To Nez: Much Respect.  Folks, give credit where it is due in this game and you might find that others respect you for it. Respect to Nez, without him and a couple of others, there may never have been a FIX.
Oh, and I forgot, although this is not typical of me: YARR!!!
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Tadis
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:58:00 -
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Just had a read of those blogs on the Fix website. Hilarious!
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Weyr Raykan
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:18:00 -
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Best of luck FIX, may you find many good fights and overwhelming victories in Catch space.
Weyr Raykan
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Angry Dan
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:21:00 -
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I find it really amusing that a SA led coalition kciks FiX out of Querious. So they decide to attack one of the junior partners.
When Huzzah joined in this war, the combined SA/HF fleet was smaller than FiX. FiX on it's own.
So shut up about being the alliance that everyone is beating on. Your sounding like PA/NVA/VA.
Good luck killing Huzzah's empire denizens. You'll find them in Catch. We are in Providence, and we are not Huzzah any more. You want to know why? Some people didn't like breaking the NAP with FiX. Admittedly FiX wasn't playing by the rules (as I understood them).
You give your word, you keep it. Thats what Huzzah originally stood for. And thats what we will stand for. As soon as real life gets out of my way.
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Founder member of the Huzzah Federation.
Remember, the grass is greener on our side of the fence
Widowmakers director
Fear my kneepads of allure!
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Rift Scorn
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kunming
Originally by: Markie
Good Luck FIX, shame the ones with no respect had to smack a respected alliance. They live in fear of them self.
Give them all hell
Oh yeah, where were you when FIX sold out their neighbours to FA sympathy and sold out FA for BoB?.. show a sign of weakness and they will sell you out to the next big dog that barks at them.
Sorry FIX deserves no respect, only BoBians say something like that cause they couldnt beat FIX when they first came into Delve to invade. FIX played it out smart and created a dependance on each other, they accepted to be the buffer zone for BoB.
FIX going on the offensive? The only time Fixians wandered out of their region was when they first tried to claim Querious and when BoB told them to help them fight vs G/IRON in Esoteria. So they lack all sorts of experience when it comes to the offensive.
FIX vs HF, good luck FIX, u gonna need it..
Adeptus Gattacus whining? never. I seem to remember your most respectable of corps actually killing their own alliance mates when in the CFS actively involved in a war against FA; not the brigtest of moves. Then when things got too much for you you bailed, and have proceeded to Alliance hop ever since.
I know you guys know how to PvP, i ain't knocking that but when judging people look at your own shining colours first.
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Jaegan
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:40:00 -
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Edited by: Jaegan on 04/06/2006 16:39:57
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Do i smell Fear?
No, that's just Angry Dan. 
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Heraklitus Nomidzon
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:46:00 -
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S3VYN, those blog entries are priceless, lol.
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SoreAss
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Posted - 2006.06.04 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: SoreAss on 04/06/2006 17:12:04
Originally by: Heraklitus Nomidzon
S3VYN, those blog entries are priceless, lol.
Heh just read them myself , lol , loved the bit about FIX having tea and crumpets at a safespot while everyone around them is shooting eachother
Edit : An amazingly good looking minmatar called Snodgey is my main  why isn't he first in order of posting
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