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Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1018
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Posted - 2014.06.09 01:13:00 -
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I've seen a few hairless heads around the forum tonight, so I feel the time is right to ask these important EVE-related questions:
Which EVE player has the shiniest head?
Hairless or hairy, which do you look for in a capsuleer?
To my hair-impaired chums, how do you keep your scalps sparkling?
Bald-brethren, assemble! My lord. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1817
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Posted - 2014.06.09 01:16:00 -
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My Secret my minmatar. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3736
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Posted - 2014.06.09 01:17:00 -
[3] - Quote
Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |

Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
719
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Posted - 2014.06.09 01:26:00 -
[4] - Quote
Nanite Hair-Removal paste. Has great uses for the lady friend.  It is really hard to change your signature settings |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1021
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Posted - 2014.06.09 01:41:00 -
[5] - Quote
Abrazzar wrote:Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling.
As long as you don't go full robocop I can see that doing the trick.
Kijo Rikki wrote:Nanite Hair-Removal paste. Has great uses for the lady friend. 
Will have to try this.
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:My Secret my minmatar. Because their worthess.
This invokes a short message from our sponsor. My lord. |

Profeesor DMccleary
ImaNicePirate.com
0
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Posted - 2014.06.09 02:16:00 -
[6] - Quote
How about my chrome dome??? LOL!! |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1879
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Posted - 2014.06.09 02:23:00 -
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... and suddenly there's a market for toupees in the New Eden Store ... CCP is missing the microtransaction deal of the 2nd decade here... 
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1541
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Posted - 2014.06.09 02:48:00 -
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Me .. when everything else is gone .. |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1024
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Posted - 2014.06.09 03:18:00 -
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Profeesor DMccleary wrote:How about my chrome dome??? LOL!!
Just the right amount of metal.
Felicity Love wrote:... and suddenly there's a market for toupees in the New Eden Store ... CCP is missing the microtransaction deal of the 2nd decade here... 
A toupe could be useful for going incognito, but it should never be a permanent lifestyle choice.
Your avatar is far more attractive with no hair, you should keep it that way. If I can't see my reflection in a girl's head, I just can't "get it up", if you know what I mean. My lord. |

Brink Albosa
Screaming Hayabusa
24
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Posted - 2014.06.09 04:19:00 -
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I use Tribal Head Wax |

Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
740
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Posted - 2014.06.09 04:33:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling. don't think we can't see your fuzz patch |

eFart
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2014.06.09 04:44:00 -
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Profeesor DMccleary wrote:How about my chrome dome??? LOL!!
your look like this dude who they flu in at the fanfest with the apoc and then he hung from the sealing and then joined the fight who was there last man |

Garnt TheBrobarian
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2014.06.09 05:36:00 -
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Explosions are great for removing unwanted hair and eyeballs. |

Jim Era
8529
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Posted - 2014.06.09 06:14:00 -
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posting in a bald thread WatGäó |

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1829
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Posted - 2014.06.09 07:03:00 -
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Thread like these make me love you guys, lol.
While not entirely bald...
I do like to maintain a close shave.
   Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
317
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Posted - 2014.06.09 07:11:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:Hairless or hairy, which do you look for in a capsuleer? Well .. its highly unorthadox but I suppose I could show you...
Wait a second - You meant the head?! Goddamnit.
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1823
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:07:00 -
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The funny thing is , irl, my hair comes down past my elbows. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Jint Hikaru
Truly Transdimensional Spaceship Samurai
1206
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:09:00 -
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I think a few bulbs are out on my crapheap of a ship... so there is not so much to bounce off my head!!!!
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1823
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:10:00 -
[19] - Quote
Brink Albosa wrote:I use Tribal Head Wax What a coincidence. I use Tribal Head Waxers "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Mildew Wolf
181
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:39:00 -
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<~ |

Llawa
Exiled Kings The Fearless Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:54:00 -
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Confirming I need sun cream for my bonce |

Jonny D Adtur
Mors Effera
0
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Posted - 2014.06.09 08:58:00 -
[22] - Quote
Is it disrespectful for me to want to rub everybody's head in this thread for luck? |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1823
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Posted - 2014.06.09 09:19:00 -
[23] - Quote
Jonny D Adtur wrote:Is it disrespectful for me to want to rub everybody's head in this thread for luck? That depends whic...no, not saying it. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Eminito
Deep Space 10 Mining
0
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Posted - 2014.06.09 09:27:00 -
[24] - Quote
....stuck my head in an airlock, and before I could say "PSSSHHHH", my hair was gone and my scalp was shinier than the silver sulphate on a DSLR mirror......
 |

Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
59
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Posted - 2014.06.09 09:35:00 -
[25] - Quote
 |

Samillian
Angry Mustellid
529
|
Posted - 2014.06.09 09:42:00 -
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Personally I have found male pattern baldness the most efficacious and effort free means of suppressing follicular egress.
NBSI shall be the whole of the Law |

Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
679
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Posted - 2014.06.09 10:03:00 -
[27] - Quote
Rowr, so many sexy bald men in one thread! Helping Serpentis civilians -á-áMercenaries for peace: Mordu's Legion |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2102
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Posted - 2014.06.09 10:37:00 -
[28] - Quote
Baldies.
http://imgur.com/EvvrlF9 http://imgur.com/W1hFzIr
:D The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 @SolsUnknownAlt on twitter. I hate it.
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Dani Dusette
Rolled Out
1544
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Posted - 2014.06.09 10:38:00 -
[29] - Quote
Pix Severus wrote:Hairless or hairy, which do you look for in a capsuleer? Neatly manicured!
Mizhir:-á "Dani Dusette, Best Dusette" Samoth Egnoled: "Make sure you turn yourself often and bathe in your own juices." ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?" |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1030
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Posted - 2014.06.09 13:02:00 -
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10/10 would marry.
Jonny D Adtur wrote:Is it disrespectful for me to want to rub everybody's head in this thread for luck?
You may rub it.
I did notice your baldness a few days back, but you changed your avatar again before I could comment. My lord. |

Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
723
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Posted - 2014.06.09 14:52:00 -
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Ladies and Gentlemen.....my lady friend.  It is really hard to change your signature settings |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
8831
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Posted - 2014.06.09 16:36:00 -
[32] - Quote
lol! This was a fun thread to read.  |

Matt Welcome
Why Bother Inc
1
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Posted - 2014.06.09 16:49:00 -
[33] - Quote
What about my shiny heed? |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1889
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:14:00 -
[34] - Quote
Hairless is cool, and I say that in a totally egalitarian and non-discriminatory way. 
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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Marsha Mallow
997
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:16:00 -
[35] - Quote
Pix Severus wrote:You may rub it.
 TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1889
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:40:00 -
[36] - Quote
... is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER...

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Winchester Steele
1200
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:41:00 -
[37] - Quote
Why hello there you sexy bastards. ... |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1859
|
Posted - 2014.06.09 22:51:00 -
[38] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:... is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER...  You need to be feel reeeeeeeely oppressed by the Catholic church and go through a minimum of two years of a Reggie experiment to qualify for that "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1035
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:58:00 -
[39] - Quote
Matt Welcome wrote:What about my shiny heed?
I feel that if I rub your head, you'll either kill me or kiss me, and I'm not sure which I'd prefer at this moment.
Winchester Steele wrote:Why hello there you sexy bastards.
Good evening sir and thank you for coming. On your left you'll find your complimentary exotic dancer and glass of single malt; I'll take your coat for you. My lord. |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2943
|
Posted - 2014.06.09 23:08:00 -
[40] - Quote
Shiny forehead reporting in  |

Sweetsthehooker Zateki
Cloaked Goof Cascade Imminent
6
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:14:00 -
[41] - Quote
Toasting in a bald tread |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2945
|
Posted - 2014.06.09 23:24:00 -
[42] - Quote
Completely and totally relevant   |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1892
|
Posted - 2014.06.09 23:58:00 -
[43] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Felicity Love wrote:... is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER...  You need to be feel reeeeeeeely oppressed by the Catholic church and go through a minimum of two years of a Reggie experiment to qualify for that
You're right... I can make a complete arse of myself without appearing on SNL or shaving my head. 
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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Dominus Tempus
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
149
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Posted - 2014.06.10 00:00:00 -
[44] - Quote
*Runs my hand through my hair*
How y'all doin'?
Honest Question: Are a lot of you people bald because of the lack of decent looking hair options? |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1863
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 00:16:00 -
[45] - Quote
Dominus Tempus wrote:*Runs my hand through my hair*
How y'all doin'?
Honest Question: Are a lot of you people bald because of the lack of decent looking hair options? o/
However I'm rather fond of the absence now. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
66
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Posted - 2014.06.10 00:27:00 -
[46] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER... Just do it! |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1035
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 00:39:00 -
[47] - Quote
Dominus Tempus wrote:Are a lot of you people bald because of the lack of decent looking hair options?
Personally, no, I chose to be a cue ball. However I fully support the addition of new hairstyles. My lord. |

mr ed thehouseofed
Wrought iron Industries
3091
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Posted - 2014.06.10 01:10:00 -
[48] - Quote
i choose a number 1 haircut because irl i have one one  real gamers only need one toon . i want a eve pinball machine make it so CCP |

XxRTEKxX
That Escalated Quickly Nerfed Alliance Go Away
134
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 01:26:00 -
[49] - Quote
Shabba |

Lugia3
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
980
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 01:37:00 -
[50] - Quote
Hi!
Wait, wrong kind of shiny head. Nevermind. "CCP Dolan is full of ****." - CCP Bettik |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1551
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 03:38:00 -
[51] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:... is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER...  You do it, and I will follow suit. .. when everything else is gone .. |

Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
182
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 04:22:00 -
[52] - Quote
I can't help it, it was like this when I finally pulled my head out of my arse. |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1036
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 11:43:00 -
[53] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:Felicity Love wrote:... is "this close" to going FULL SINEAD O'CONNER...  You do it, and I will follow suit.
Nothing compares to you. My lord. |

WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
291
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 11:57:00 -
[54] - Quote
I am disappoint by the lack of monocles to complement all the baldness. And might I recommend freshly harvested tears from the species known as 'curam gero', which is, of course Latin for 'care bear', to keep that head shining. Studies have shown that when applied daily, it not only boosts your immune system and gives you that perfect complexion, but it also gives off some kind of pheromone, so that the bears knows who's the boss. |

Rusty Waynne
Section 8. Fatal Ascension
11
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Posted - 2014.06.10 12:23:00 -
[55] - Quote
Gettin' there. |

Myriad Blaze
Common Sense Ltd Nulli Secunda
255
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 15:49:00 -
[56] - Quote
Under my hair I'm bald, too.  |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
382
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 22:47:00 -
[57] - Quote
11 years of baldness
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Felicity Project
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2014.06.10 23:48:00 -
[58] - Quote
Reporting in! |

Dud1111111111
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 00:23:00 -
[59] - Quote
Chrome in Attendance. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2184
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 00:39:00 -
[60] - Quote
Hairless! :D
The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Amenity Project
Hedion University Amarr Empire
61
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 00:40:00 -
[61] - Quote
Shiny! |

Zvoma Zvanda
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 00:58:00 -
[62] - Quote
Wondered what that blinding light emitting from the forums was. |

Solitaire Project
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
22
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:06:00 -
[63] - Quote
Zvoma Zvanda wrote:Wondered what that blinding light emitting from the forums was. White light ... shining bright! EVE ONLINE: Legwear! http://imgur.com/a/ns5E5 |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1039
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:10:00 -
[64] - Quote
Please teach me the ancient ways of the bald, master.
Felicity Project wrote:Reporting in!
Solecist Project wrote:Hairless! :D
Amenity Project wrote:Shiny!
Here we have a seldom-seen display of multiple bald alts, I.. I never expected to see something so pure, and so bald in this thread! Take a good look people, we are blessed today. My lord. |

Solely Project
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
637
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:12:00 -
[65] - Quote
Hey don't forget about me! |

Solace Project
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
452
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:13:00 -
[66] - Quote
I feel so naked!! O: /o\ |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1041
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:16:00 -
[67] - Quote
Sol, the amount of bald characters you own is astonishing.. and a little frightening.
I'm beginning to feel inadequate. My lord. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2186
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:20:00 -
[68] - Quote
We should form a corp. The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1041
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:26:00 -
[69] - Quote
Solecist Project wrote: We should form a corp.
The shine from our collective heads would blind our enemies. My lord. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2186
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:32:00 -
[70] - Quote
Pix Severus wrote:Solecist Project wrote: We should form a corp.
The shine from our collective heads would blind our enemies. I have the perfect theme for this already ready.
I promise you it's very bright and shiny.
Interested? (: The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1041
|
Posted - 2014.06.11 01:37:00 -
[71] - Quote
Solecist Project wrote:Pix Severus wrote:Solecist Project wrote: We should form a corp.
The shine from our collective heads would blind our enemies. I have the perfect theme for this already ready. I promise you it's very bright and shiny. Interested? (:
Interested. My lord. |

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1525
|
Posted - 2014.06.12 22:10:00 -
[72] - Quote
https://image.eveonline.com/Character/1017580736_1024.jpg When I woke up this morning, my head felt different. I went to look in the mirror. Needless to say, I was not amused.
I aim to discover who did this to me.
But in the meantime......BALD HEAD PARTAAAY!! 
Best. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1047
|
Posted - 2014.06.12 22:16:00 -
[73] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:I aim to discover who did this to me.
It wasn't me I swear. My lord. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1909
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 00:44:00 -
[74] - Quote
Pix Severus wrote:Solecist Project wrote:Pix Severus wrote:Solecist Project wrote: We should form a corp.
The shine from our collective heads would blind our enemies. I have the perfect theme for this already ready. I promise you it's very bright and shiny. Interested? (: Interested. chrome dome disco! "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1593
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 00:47:00 -
[75] - Quote
^^ Ralph, I like your sinister new avatar, who of course is (still) sporting an aerodynamic roof. .. when everything else is gone .. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1912
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 00:57:00 -
[76] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:^^ Ralph, I like your sinister new avatar, who of course is (still) sporting an aerodynamic roof. Why thank you, I'm rather impressed with this new trend. Plenty of psssshhhh "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1048
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 01:00:00 -
[77] - Quote
+1 on your new avatar Ralph, looking suave there. My lord. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2246
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 01:23:00 -
[78] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Hey! New pic! Much better! The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
160
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 01:28:00 -
[79] - Quote
hairline receded....to my ass crack.... |

Hra Neuvosto
FinFleet Northern Coalition.
268
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 04:03:00 -
[80] - Quote
Where's the wax CCP? |

Graelyn
Decapsulation Services Circle-Of-Two
641
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 11:25:00 -
[81] - Quote
I Alone am Best. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" Amarr Loyalist of the Year --áYC113 |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1896
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Posted - 2014.06.13 12:21:00 -
[82] - Quote
Posting, again, in the only truly fresh and entertaining thread currently in GD... the rest is twattle.

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1599
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 12:45:00 -
[83] - Quote
^^ Felicity, ya still got hair  .. when everything else is gone .. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1925
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 12:50:00 -
[84] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Posting, again, in the only truly fresh and entertaining thread currently in GD... the rest is twattle.  One of us One of us One of us "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Zhu Khan
Khanid Arbitrage Incorporated
45
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:35:00 -
[85] - Quote
This thread has piqued my interest. |

Amenity Project
Hedion University Amarr Empire
81
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:40:00 -
[86] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:^^ Felicity, ya still got hair  We shaved, but we can't stay that way.
Tribute was made, now we fly together.
We bring you light.
White, red and bright! |

Omar Alharazaad
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
191
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:40:00 -
[87] - Quote
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1AMsE1I44 |

SpoonRECKLESS
LOGI R Us
188
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:46:00 -
[88] - Quote
Does short hair count or do I have to razor it to death? Blue
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Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2258
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:49:00 -
[89] - Quote
SpoonRECKLESS wrote:Does short hair count or do I have to razor it to death? Is that a pun or is RAZOR still a thing? xD The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1601
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 13:49:00 -
[90] - Quote
SpoonRECKLESS wrote:Does short hair count or do I have to razor it to death? We're gonna need full cueball status, Mr. Reckless. .. when everything else is gone .. |

Solitaire Project
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2014.06.13 13:55:00 -
[91] - Quote
I will always stay hairless!
Everywhere! EVE ONLINE: Legwear! http://imgur.com/a/ns5E5 |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1928
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Posted - 2014.06.13 14:50:00 -
[92] - Quote
Remember people Fly hairless "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Solitaire Project
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
24
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 14:56:00 -
[93] - Quote
Soooo many soooo handsome guys and gals in this thread! <3 EVE ONLINE: Legwear! http://imgur.com/a/ns5E5 |

Marus Sulla
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
9
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 15:34:00 -
[94] - Quote
Bald is when your face is so good looking it takes over your entire head. Limited MM Recruitment is open.
http://masuataa.org/ |

Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
63198
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 15:36:00 -
[95] - Quote
May I touch? One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |

Antihrist Pripravnik
T-AFK and counting
357
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 15:37:00 -
[96] - Quote
Holy Batman! How's that even possible?  My signature got stolen (o.0) |

Iain Cariaba
In Over Our Heads
39
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 19:07:00 -
[97] - Quote
Carebear tears, prefered dome polish of evil overlords throughout New Eden. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. |

Feng Chow
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
42
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 19:23:00 -
[98] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J63RrtiI9Ck |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1899
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 20:19:00 -
[99] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:^^ Felicity, ya still got hair 
Says you... I take "Shaved" seriously... and this fine wig I'm wearing, well... 
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Hazzard
Chaotic Dynamics
83
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 20:20:00 -
[100] - Quote
<-- feel the gleam. |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1616
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 20:50:00 -
[101] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Sibyyl wrote:^^ Felicity, ya still got hair  Says you... I take "Shaved" seriously... and this fine wig I'm wearing, well...  Slip off the wig. Just for a day or two.  .. when everything else is gone .. |

Duncan Ringill
Nevermind Enterprises BadWrongFun
44
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 20:57:00 -
[102] - Quote
Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's sexier to leave a little something to the imagination. http://badwrongfun.org |

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1529
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 22:20:00 -
[103] - Quote
Duncan Ringill wrote:Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's sexiest to leave a little something to the imagination. The more skin you see, the more you like the variety of skin you see. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1900
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 23:01:00 -
[104] - Quote
.... aerodynamic.... should get me at least 10 m/s more on sub-warp speeds... 
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1903
|
Posted - 2014.06.14 04:14:00 -
[105] - Quote
... all I need now is a black suit, a red tie, a barcode and a pair of Glocks...

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1624
|
Posted - 2014.06.14 05:19:00 -
[106] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:... all I need now is a black suit, a red tie, a barcode and a pair of Glocks...  Oh gawd, you're lovely.
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:But in the meantime......BALD HEAD PARTAAAY!!  Never noticed before but you look like a young DiCaprio under that mop! .. when everything else is gone .. |

Mythrandier
Corporate Scum Cult of War
373
|
Posted - 2014.06.14 10:00:00 -
[107] - Quote
Believe it or not, my head is incredibly shiny. So shiny I'm mandated by the Amarrian standards commission to wear this hood.
No I'm not taking it off. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --á D. Adams. |

Felicity Love
It Was the Year 3030
1908
|
Posted - 2014.06.14 13:38:00 -
[108] - Quote
... hairless... from head to toe... and in the spirit of the World Cup... get a Brazilian, you neanderthals ! ! ! !
Grats to the Dutch side for wopping those prissy Spaniards ! !

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe to staff how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
|

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1057
|
Posted - 2014.06.14 13:45:00 -
[109] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:... hairless... from head to toe... and in the spirit of the World Cup... get a Brazilian, you neanderthals ! ! ! ! Grats to the Dutch side for wopping those prissy Spaniards ! ! 
I love your new look, so sleek and shiny! My lord. |

SpoonRECKLESS
Dreddit
192
|
Posted - 2014.06.16 13:47:00 -
[110] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Remember people Fly hairless
Will it give us more speed being fully hairless everywhere? Blue
|

Rhys Llywellyn
Llywellyn's School for Wayward Girls
0
|
Posted - 2014.06.23 16:11:00 -
[111] - Quote
You're all doing it wrong |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5026
|
Posted - 2014.06.23 20:20:00 -
[112] - Quote
Rhys Llywellyn wrote:I am the Headmaster of the school for a reason
Too many u-turns in the sheets?  Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
131
|
Posted - 2014.06.23 23:18:00 -
[113] - Quote
open thread for the bald, last page filled with hair.... gtfo |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1077
|
Posted - 2014.06.23 23:30:00 -
[114] - Quote
Dun'Gal wrote:open thread for the bald, last page filled with hair.... gtfo
I try to think of it this way:
"A person with hair is a bald person waiting to bloom. Their hair is their cocoon, and once shed, will reveal their true beauty." - Some bald dude My lord. |

45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
81
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 01:05:00 -
[115] - Quote
 Thread Locked By ISD Ezwal-á
|

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4068
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 06:22:00 -
[116] - Quote
Hold my beer... |

Bosco Floyd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 07:17:00 -
[117] - Quote
I had an accident at the barbers and almost died. You could say...
it was a close shave!!! |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
745
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 17:13:00 -
[118] - Quote
This thread needs more Kane. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3308
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 19:34:00 -
[119] - Quote
Samillian wrote:Personally I have found male pattern baldness the most efficacious and effort free means of suppressing follicular egress.
It's working for me so far. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2241
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 21:07:00 -
[120] - Quote
Bosco Floyd wrote:I had an accident at the barbers and almost died. You could say...
it was a close shave!!! obligatory "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
626
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 21:13:00 -
[121] - Quote
If I could be both a redhead and bald, I'd be bald.
|

LUMINOUS SPIRIT
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
426
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 21:17:00 -
[122] - Quote
10 / 10 WOULD READ AGAIN. |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3313
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 22:23:00 -
[123] - Quote
SpoonRECKLESS wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Remember people Fly hairless Will it give us more speed being fully hairless everywhere? Yes. And it also keeps your pod goo nice and free of stray floating hairs. Eww..... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3337
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 15:30:00 -
[124] - Quote
Is it odd that i shave my frozen corpses? "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
391
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 16:02:00 -
[125] - Quote
I think we should make a request to CCP to add shaving foam and razors as consumer products in EVE.
|

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3341
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 16:17:00 -
[126] - Quote
Mr M wrote:I think we should make a request to CCP to add shaving foam and razors as consumer products in EVE. and wax "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
4318
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 18:02:00 -
[127] - Quote
I wanted to post something in here but I didn't have anything topical..
Also obligatory *leer* at Pix's nude head. The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!) |

RomeStar
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
469
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 18:33:00 -
[128] - Quote
I approve of this message. Chrome Domes unite. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |

mow hawk
The Scope Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 18:40:00 -
[129] - Quote
He's got some moobies too...
wait...
She's got a face only a clone could love.
Edit: Wait, do I qualify for this thread?
I mean...we could pretend the hair on the sides is actually a very plain tattoo... |

dr Fanden
Sognariket Logistics
0
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 20:24:00 -
[130] - Quote
Hello..? |

Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders Repeat 0ffenders
1684
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 20:41:00 -
[131] - Quote
When somebody burns towards me keeping the system's star behind them, hoping to blind me, my reflective head has a nasty surprise for them!
#1337BALDPVPERS EVE Online: Death-o-meter |

Max Essen
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
34
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 20:47:00 -
[132] - Quote
Who's bald? |

Praetor Meles
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
193
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 20:51:00 -
[133] - Quote
The only hair I have is on my face.
Yes, bald everywhere else. Why? Because...kinky. [insert random rubbish that irritates you personally] is further evidence that Eve is dying/thriving*
* delete as required to make your point |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3423
|
Posted - 2014.07.30 23:56:00 -
[134] - Quote
Which one of you cue balls necroed this thread? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders Repeat 0ffenders
1690
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 00:00:00 -
[135] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Which one of you cue balls necroed this thread? Ralph, who also tried to merge it with the Barbie/Ken thread. But we're too sexy for that. EVE Online: Death-o-meter |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
4331
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 00:02:00 -
[136] - Quote
^^Ralph did it. Or rather, his folically challenged extremity did. The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!) |

Cancel Align NOW
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
55
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 00:05:00 -
[137] - Quote
Come now people, a controlled shine shows a controlled mind. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3373
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 00:07:00 -
[138] - Quote
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Which one of you cue balls necroed this thread? Ralph, who also tried to merge it with the Barbie/Ken thread. But we're too sexy for that. actually i was attempting to tempt niden syphon off some of the pretty ladys here , so that they may bask in our glory  "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
4331
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 00:15:00 -
[139] - Quote
From the available evidence one might conclude that male pattern baldness and high testosterone go hand in hand. If the choice is between greater reproductive success and less aerodynamic drag when driving an SLK250 convertible down the Autobahn then one would naturally choose.. wait, neither of those are a disadvantage. Carry on.. The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!) |

Person B
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
22
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 01:27:00 -
[140] - Quote
Hmmm, I seem to fit. |

45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
82
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 01:44:00 -
[141] - Quote
  <------ me win  Thread Locked By The ISD
|

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3425
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 14:59:00 -
[142] - Quote
^The door is that way, hairy barbarian.^  "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3382
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 15:02:00 -
[143] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:^The door is that way, hairy barbarian.^  to be fair , that looks painted on. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Max Essen
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
35
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 16:09:00 -
[144] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:^The door is that way, hairy barbarian.^  to be fair , that looks painted on.
Heh, looks natural, only thing missing is a chin-strap. |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3429
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 21:02:00 -
[145] - Quote
Well OK then. I suppose a bald head that has hair painted on is still technically a bald head. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
2367
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 22:08:00 -
[146] - Quote
To BOLDly go where no man has gone before ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3395
|
Posted - 2014.07.31 22:39:00 -
[147] - Quote
flakeys wrote:To BOLDly go where no man has gone before ? bravo "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Cloudis
Dawn of a new Empire The Initiative.
0
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 00:18:00 -
[148] - Quote
+1 Chrome Dome to the fold |

Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
882
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 01:36:00 -
[149] - Quote
this is a specularity contest. yes |

Flo Shimoto
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 14:56:00 -
[150] - Quote
This thread needs more bald women. |

Waltrip
Freelance Economics Astrological resources Tactical Narcotics Team
6
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 15:01:00 -
[151] - Quote
The player has no hair, saw no need for the avatar to have any....  |

Grim Hood
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 15:05:00 -
[152] - Quote
Flo Shimoto wrote:This thread needs more bald women.
I'm going to give it a try when i get home from work! |

Martin Corwin
Corwin's Corsairs
1
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 16:22:00 -
[153] - Quote
Working on it. SoonGäó now... |

Grim Hood
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
18
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 22:02:00 -
[154] - Quote
Grim Hood wrote:Flo Shimoto wrote:This thread needs more bald women. I'm going to give it a try when i get home from work!
Nope, not a good look for me lol. I did add 2 cyber arms and a pair of goggles though  |

Vega Mantid
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2014.08.01 23:56:00 -
[155] - Quote
If you want a truely shiney head try gilding it in metal. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5179
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 02:46:00 -
[156] - Quote
What is this Kojak cosplay? Ya bunch of chrome domes I just got blinded by all that glare. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
2333
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 03:42:00 -
[157] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:What is this Kojak cosplay? Ya bunch of chrome domes I just got blinded by all that glare. Expelliarmus from this thread. Way too hairy. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
4512
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 03:46:00 -
[158] - Quote
Grim Hood wrote:Grim Hood wrote:Flo Shimoto wrote:This thread needs more bald women. I'm going to give it a try when i get home from work! Nope, not a good look for me lol. I did add 2 cyber arms and a pair of goggles though  Hi. The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!) |

Hadrian Blackstone
Yamato Holdings
88
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 04:23:00 -
[159] - Quote
Wax it up nice.
http://i.imgur.com/pQYaVqp.gif |

Grim Hood
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
27
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 11:52:00 -
[160] - Quote
Hadrian Blackstone wrote:
 |

Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders Repeat 0ffenders
1708
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 12:37:00 -
[161] - Quote
Excellent!
EVE Online: Death-o-meter |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
4520
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 12:51:00 -
[162] - Quote
You talkin to me? The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!) |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3461
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 14:26:00 -
[163] - Quote
love it "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Ivor Slaphead
Twisted Firestarter Co
1
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 18:32:00 -
[164] - Quote
Slaphead checking in |

Kalishka Ashkulf
BUMP POW
40
|
Posted - 2014.08.02 19:14:00 -
[165] - Quote
All these sexy men brewing up the thread.
All I ask is that you keep the shades on  |

Ivor Slaphead
Twisted Firestarter Co
3
|
Posted - 2014.08.03 00:00:00 -
[166] - Quote
Kalishka Ashkulf wrote:All these sexy men brewing up the thread. All I ask is that you keep the shades on 
Just the shades sounds like a deal to me  |

Big Lynx
Destructive Mechanics Quam'Nocent
566
|
Posted - 2014.08.03 08:11:00 -
[167] - Quote
I lost my hair recently. |

Violet Crumble
The Vendunari End of Life
89
|
Posted - 2014.08.03 08:19:00 -
[168] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:I lost my hair recently. Haha. Me too.
I don't know what happened. Was out with the girls for a few drinks, next thing I wake up with a massive hangover and no hair. I still have both my kidney's though, so that's a plus. I may be a girl but be careful, I bite. |

Barton Breau
University of Caille Gallente Federation
60
|
Posted - 2014.08.03 10:35:00 -
[169] - Quote
Fakes, thread full of fakes!!! :) |
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