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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
188
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Posted - 2014.06.14 11:20:00 -
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There has been a market for prostitutes going back thousands of years in mankinds history. This is a fact in life, even in this RL day and age the sex industry thrives in basically every country in the world.
EVE is no different, there are prostitutes available in-game, people will buy them. Now if only there were a way to "rent" the ones people own so that they could fulfil their actual purpose as prostitutes rather than basically just being a slave.... |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 11:23:00 -
[32] - Quote
Xylem Viliana wrote:There has been a market for prostitutes going back thousands of years in mankinds history. This is a fact in life, even in this RL day and age the sex industry thrives in basically every country in the world.
EVE is no different, there are prostitutes available in-game, people will buy them. Now if only there were a way to "rent" the ones people own so that they could fulfil their actual purpose as prostitutes rather than basically just being a slave....
Are you talking about people or an icon?
Because the icon doesnt do anything
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
429
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Posted - 2014.06.14 11:28:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Rankan wrote:we have drugs...er boosters.
so make prostitutes give a random effect similar to the various boosters.
of course the effects choices would have to be either positive or negative depending on whether or not the prostitute has had all their shots, if you know what I mean. How about an increase of their "thrust" ... or maybe a longer "optimal range" ? A "rate of fire" bonus would seem fitting too! So many possibilities...
Or rather, it makes your ship claim your range is longer than it actually is "No, really, it is 12km.."
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JC Anderson
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1121
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Posted - 2014.06.14 11:59:00 -
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I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :( |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 12:02:00 -
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JC Anderson wrote:I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(
Thats dead babies you are thinking of
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Gallente Citizen 799285168
Aperture Physics
Ritual Humiliation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.14 12:23:00 -
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WTF
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Gallente Citizen 799285168
Aperture Physics
Ritual Humiliation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.14 12:29:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:JC Anderson wrote:I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :( Thats dead babies you are thinking of
Are you a dwarf fortress player too?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0 |
Lido Seahawk
Norr Amalgamated Industries
116
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:03:00 -
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Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them. 
Can I have your stuff? |
Gallente Citizen 799285168
Aperture Physics
Ritual Humiliation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:04:00 -
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Lido Seahawk wrote:Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them.
Ah, 200k is nothing. you cant even buy a frig. But to prevent that from happening, i just buy them fast at a low price, sell them fast at a higher price. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:04:00 -
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Gallente Citizen 799285168 wrote:
No
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:05:00 -
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Lido Seahawk wrote:Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them.
My sluts are all unionised.
They get free health care and creche facilities and holiday pay as well as full medical
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1056
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:13:00 -
[42] - Quote
Took this screenshot a while ago.
My lord. |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2280
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:21:00 -
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Such a great idea, executed in such a horrible fashion.
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:22:00 -
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Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2280
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:26:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now
How so?
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:29:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now How so?
I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2281
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:38:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Solecist Project wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now How so? I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot
Replace it with my image. ;)
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Cowards deserve punishment -
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5335
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Posted - 2014.06.14 13:39:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Solecist Project wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now How so? I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot Replace it with my image. ;)
That is better
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"Question asked, insults exchanged, solutions given, face palms had, problem solved, off topic posts posted, thread locked." - ISD Ezwal |
JC Anderson
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1123
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Posted - 2014.06.14 14:32:00 -
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Aha! THIS was the corp that used to run the ISK based subscription EVE themed erotic (p word gets censored) site. |
Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
266
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Posted - 2014.06.14 14:45:00 -
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She's apparently trying to pay her way through Republic University.
"I considered a career in griefing, but then realized that I would never achieve the level of tear generation that CCP manages to do each and every expansion." |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1950
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Posted - 2014.06.14 14:55:00 -
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JC Anderson wrote:Aha! THIS was the corp that used to run the ISK based subscription EVE themed erotic (p word gets censored) site. And an old article on them from 2006. Wow I didn't realize it had been that long.
I seem to remember raising an eyebrow some years ago to something vaguely sounding like this, pre CCPBrainSlug-«
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Jur Tissant
Hemah Industries
81
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Posted - 2014.06.14 15:55:00 -
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I once made a few million carting exotic dancers from one region to another.
I also keep a male exotic dancer in my ship to make for an interesting killmail. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5349
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Posted - 2014.06.14 15:57:00 -
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Jur Tissant wrote:
I also keep a male exotic dancer in my ship to make for an interesting killmail.
Confirmed; "interesting" now means "a dead horse that has been beaten so hard, it less resembles an equine and more a sort of a browny-red hairy paste sprinkled with bone-dust and fragments of hoof"
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"How the **** can you think you are entitled to be such an *******?-áYou're lucky you're ALLOWED to have an opinion ..." - Solecist Project |
Glathull
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
411
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Posted - 2014.06.14 16:25:00 -
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Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.
Turrents |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5350
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Posted - 2014.06.14 16:31:00 -
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Glathull wrote:Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.
Im not quite sure what part of that you are asking me to innovate?
Also, you would need to list limits and preferences.
My employees dont do vanilla btw.
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon.
"How the **** can you think you are entitled to be such an *******?-áYou're lucky you're ALLOWED to have an opinion ..." - Solecist Project |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1953
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Posted - 2014.06.14 16:33:00 -
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Glathull wrote:Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.
 aaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out.
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Glathull
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
411
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Posted - 2014.06.14 16:46:00 -
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 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Glathull wrote:Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner. aaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out.
Was it something I said?
Turrents |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14353
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Posted - 2014.06.14 19:06:00 -
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This has officially replaced the bee guy as the stuff of nightmares.
Its still early for tequila... but this seems like a worthy excuse.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jim Era
8598
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Posted - 2014.06.14 19:10:00 -
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All your prostitutes belong to me
WatGäó |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18755
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Posted - 2014.06.14 19:27:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Solecist Project wrote:
Replace it with my image. ;)
That is better Yay the force is strong in Solecist's bewbs* again.
*Avatar preserved on the internet forever, because Solecist will no doubt change it again sometime in the next couple of days.
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