I saw the title and was all like " awwwwwwwww yeah...." but then I read the op and was all like "awwwwwwwww."





Much sad.

Such disappoint.

You could prolly sell cyber sex... lol

I've seen a few bio offering cyber for ISK.

Always makes me laugh, but a kind of disturbed laugh.

An icon that represents 500k isk is not a prostitute

If you want some real prostitution, I can link you up with some chicks or dudes that will blow your ******* mind

we have drugs...er boosters.

so make prostitutes give a random effect similar to the various boosters.

of course the effects choices would have to be either positive or negative depending on whether or not the prostitute has had all their shots, if you know what I mean.

Do it! xD

Im trying

Youd think that with all the manly space studs and slinky astrovixens in New Eden, there would be more demand.

I guess too many of them really are scared 14yos

It's most likely that there's an underground market for this,
with it's participants being quite happy about it not being mainstream.

I never met any of these... I'd love to learn some new social engineering things.

Who else can do that better... really. lol

Let me know if you find out

Wouldn't want to muscle in on someone else's patch without the right kind of preparation

Hu?

Totally sort of related to this.

Nope

Audio Prostitution!

Who knows... Maybe that line accepts ISK instead of credit card. :P

What do you do with them once you buy them?

Serious question.

I do the same when I prank-call Childline

"Im wasting your time"

"No you arent we are here to listen"

"No but really, I am"

You monster.

There has been a market for prostitutes going back thousands of years in mankinds history. This is a fact in life, even in this RL day and age the sex industry thrives in basically every country in the world.

EVE is no different, there are prostitutes available in-game, people will buy them. Now if only there were a way to "rent" the ones people own so that they could fulfil their actual purpose as prostitutes rather than basically just being a slave....

How about an increase of their "thrust" ... or maybe a longer "optimal range" ?
A "rate of fire" bonus would seem fitting too!

So many possibilities...

I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(

Totally sort of related to this.


A true classic.

Thats dead babies you are thinking of

Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them.

Are you a dwarf fortress player too?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0

Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them.

Took this screenshot a while ago.

Took this screenshot a while ago.

Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

How so?

I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot

Replace it with my image. ;)

Took this screenshot a while ago.

Aha! THIS was the corp that used to run the ISK based subscription EVE themed erotic (p word gets censored) site.

And an old article on them from 2006. Wow I didn't realize it had been that long.

I also keep a male exotic dancer in my ship to make for an interesting killmail.

Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.

Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.

aaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out.

Took this screenshot a while ago.

That is better

For the sake of dim sum duk, let's go back to the original topic. I appreciate your whoring offers but I was here to ask about how and where to make money out of prostitutes.

Im trying

Youd think that with all the manly space studs and slinky astrovixens in New Eden, there would be more demand.

I guess too many of them really are scared 14yos

Me personally. I don't think it's needed. I'm well past my teen years but I did not come on here for that. While there is a lot to this game that reflects RL I think those parts are best left to the imagination as far as the game is concerned.
If you want that then shut off the game and start google searching.
Once it gets started there will be no stopping where it goes. The next thing you know we'll be having a bunch of perves in here for virtual sex shows. UGHHH!!!
Why ruin a good thing.

I prefer to just space them.

Same for the damsel. She obviously will never learn. I go and blow up a space casino and a fleet of ships to rescue her from Krulls clutches and by the time I get back to my agent, she has already gotten back with the dude and I am asked to rescue her again!

On that note.... They really need to revoke Krulls clone contract.

I saw the title and was all like " awwwwwwwww yeah...." but then I read the op and was all like "awwwwwwwww."





Much sad.

Such disappoint.

My sluts are all unionised.

They get free health care and creche facilities and holiday pay as well as full medical

Where can I find your ***** house. I would like to rent two of those healthy bitches.

Sure

You want Andy and Petey or Johnnie and Lucas?

You want Andy and Petey or Johnnie and Lucas?