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Verone	Posted - 2006.06.16 15:41:00 - [1] So, Hans Blix and Milo Deadstar are on our vent server, talking about life in austrailia as our corp youngster "Rockbox" is asking what it's like over there... So Hans and Milo decide to have some fun, and see how much of a gullable sponge for information our youngster can be. Here is a snippet of the information he soaked up, that was posted by Hans on our forums... So over to hans, with his daily life in Austrailia... Quote: 1. Red Cars are banned from aust... why.... cause thay blind the koala's and make them fall outta trees.... 2. Kangaroos are banned from crossing the harbour bridge...damn traffic congestion, making us close the kangaroo lane so we have more room for cars.... its a real pain, the tourist industy is gonna take a real hit...seeing as how know the kangaroos can't carry tourists across the bridge in their pouches anymore... But at least the tourist can still ride whales... just make sure you don't sit on the blowhole... 3. OMG my pet Koala went phsyco and we had to shoot it...... now theres blood all over the place so my wifes gonna be so mad... and my daughters going to be **ed, i shot her pet koala... 4. OMG the dog took off with the koala's corpse.... my sons just came back and said he coudln't catch it... bugger 5. OMFG A rogue kangaroo Mob chased the dog back to the house... they smelled the blood from the dead koala... and attacked the house... buts its ok I shot 2 and milo called the rangers who got rid of the rest... phew... Apparently Rockbox soaked it up like a sponge, and is taking a royal hammering in the mockery department in corp chat Quote: Seriously RB... just consider yourself lucky this isn't on the eve-o forums.... I think that's sorted now... Quote: I mean come on... I live in NSW just south of syndey... not the middle of the outback... For the record: koala's are really cut and cuddly (although the claws can be nasty if you don't clip them) and no-one in aust can keep a koala as a pet.... Kanagaroos don't cross the harbour bridge... can you imagine buffalos crossing the golden gate bridge... and certainly not with a person in their pouch... I have a red car.. so no they definately aren't banned in Australia.... No one rides whales.... i mean just seriously...wtf As mentioned i don't have a pet koala... if i did i certanly wouldn't shoot it in my computer room (omg i can't stop lauging).... AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ROGUE KANGAROO MOBS TERRORISING NEIGHBOURHOODS......and they certainly did not chase the dog back to the house .... While dangerous if cornered they don't come looking for you.... its a kangarooo ffs... and no we don't have "Kangaroo Fights" either....you'd have to be pretty brave fast and stupid to try and strap a blade to a kangaroos hind legs.... and who the hell would fight one. (lol @ milos grandfather getting killed in one of these fights)... look up kangaroo... instead of pron on the web and you'll see what i mean Rockbox I found this quite funny... In summary... RB, you're a nublet, but we love you. The Oscar goes to Hans Blix... for his amazingly convincing vent antics... Best supporting actor... Milo Deadstar Oscar for sound effects and lighting.... Hans's son. So, if you see Rockbox in local... don't forget to ask him how skippy is doing... Where do I recruit these people... VETO RECRUITMENT**
Leilani Solaris	Posted - 2006.06.16 15:44:00 - [2]
hUssmann	Posted - 2006.06.16 15:48:00 - [3] Originally by: Verone Where do I recruit these people... h4x PR level 5 ftw. Poor rockbox, you're never going to live this down ___________________________ Me Boss. You Not.
Magic Trev	Posted - 2006.06.16 15:48:00 - [4] omg lol rogue kangaroo mobs 4tw rockbox you can never make a pittiful attempt to mock me ever again cos i can now pull the "australia card" --------------------
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.06.16 15:53:00 - [5] Rockbox wins the forums today Best actor in supporting role: Verone
Rasitiln	Posted - 2006.06.16 16:00:00 - [6] OMG....That means lyticus lied to me too and I wanted to ride in a kangaroos pouch. Want to be a pirate? Join Sniggwaffe
Thut'ankh Amon	Posted - 2006.06.16 16:12:00 - [7] RB what can i say..... There can be only one Amon
Tarkis	Posted - 2006.06.16 16:21:00 - [8] If only I would of been online to hear this :(
Taira Reikon	Posted - 2006.06.16 18:04:00 - [9] That's just....fantastic :D
Na'Thuul	Posted - 2006.06.16 18:12:00 - [10] And no-one recorded it?? --- Sanguine Legion - Forums

Emno	Posted - 2006.06.16 18:47:00 - [11] Originally by: Verone 1. Red Cars are banned from aust... why.... cause thay blind the koala's and make them fall outta trees.... poor rockbox
Xendie	Posted - 2006.06.16 18:53:00 - [12] ROFLMAO Originally by: F'nog This would be great, because lag is not at all a problem currently.
Yblarbo Janks	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:06:00 - [13] Anyone listen to Mitch Hedberg? "Why do Koala Bears have to be so #(#$# Cute? I'd like to have an infestation of Koalas. Much cuter than*****roaches. You turn on the light and they scatter. Hey guys, dont go, I want to hold you. And pet yout. Ya. "
Golden Helmet	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:10:00 - [14] how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet... Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk
Koalabat	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:24:00 - [15] Edited by: Koalabat on 16/06/2006 20:24:33 lol
Hey You	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:27:00 - [16] Poor pet Koala. Shooting it. \ A moment of silence, please. ------------------------------
Rockbox	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:27:00 - [17] Ive been had!!1!11eleventyone!!11 Ahh well at least it was funny to me afterword But in hindsight im such a tard Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥
Jane Vladmir	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:43:00 - [18] Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Anyone listen to Mitch Hedberg? "Why do Koala Bears have to be so #(#$# Cute? I'd like to have an infestation of Koalas. Much cuter than*****roaches. You turn on the light and they scatter. Hey guys, dont go, I want to hold you. And pet yout. Ya. " Yeah, heh, he's pretty good. "Dogs are always in the stand-up position."
Adoro	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:47:00 - [19] Rofl Lmao...cant stop laughing... --------- WCS for sell, 2 for the price of 1! Contact me ingame
Thut'ankh Amon	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:51:00 - [20] Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet... /me points at mirror :Gh look there There can be only one Amon

Rockbox	Posted - 2006.06.16 20:56:00 - [21] Edited by: Rockbox on 16/06/2006 20:57:34 Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet... This is the guy who was killed in a cruiser v. cruiser fight to a March 06 charcater And Thinks Void ammo is useless in his t2 blasters, aaaaannd puts overdrives on megathrons and last but not least goes to scoop his drones when a gankfleet warps in to kill him You have no right to tease me, the rest can have their laugh. Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥
Golden Helmet	Posted - 2006.06.16 21:15:00 - [22] Originally by: Rockbox Edited by: Rockbox on 16/06/2006 20:57:34 Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet... This is the guy who was killed in a cruiser v. cruiser fight to a March 06 charcater And Thinks Void ammo is useless in his t2 blasters, aaaaannd puts overdrives on megathrons and last but not least goes to scoop his drones when a gankfleet warps in to kill him You have no right to tease me, the rest can have their laugh. void's tracking is crap exept against bigger targets unless i'm sitting still (which is ftl). and i didn't put overdrives on my damn megathron!!! and as for the drone bit.... guilty Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk
Koala ganka1	Posted - 2006.06.17 01:24:00 - [23] Hey us Koala's are lean mean fighting machines. Mock us and we'll rock'a rock'a roo you!!
Kaygo	Posted - 2006.06.17 02:20:00 - [24] Originally by: Rockbox Ive been had!!1!11eleventyone!!11 Ahh well at least it was funny to me afterword But in hindsight im such a tard I could have sworn you've been called that before mate :P
Copine Callmeknau	Posted - 2006.06.17 02:25:00 - [25] Damn, nothing about drop-bears? ------- See the idiot walk, see the idiot talk
Ishquar Teh'Sainte	Posted - 2006.06.17 03:54:00 - [26] a koala got shot? what was in the can? ___________________ -Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
Milo Deadstar	Posted - 2006.06.17 05:03:00 - [27] Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Damn, nothing about drop-bears? Actualy Hans forgot to include that part ..while hans was off fighting his rabid koala i was explaining to RB how when travelling in the outback, you need to carry umbrella's to stop drop-bears from landing on your head, decapitating you and running off! Also we said that viscious swarms of*****atoo's will attack white cars and that most people carried machine guns to fight them off! Basicly we just kept turning up the BS meter to see how long til he clicked ..unfortunatly he never did so we had to humiliate him ;)
Sakura Nihil	Posted - 2006.06.17 05:37:00 - [28] HAHA, great job guys .
Verone	Posted - 2006.06.17 05:42:00 - [29] I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread Nice job guys... VETO RECRUITMENT
Tarkis	Posted - 2006.06.17 06:37:00 - [30] Edited by: Tarkis on 17/06/2006 06:37:06 Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet... Pot, kettle, black . To be fair Verone, its not that different then corpchat .



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