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Verone
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Posted - 2006.06.16 15:41:00 -
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So, Hans Blix and Milo Deadstar are on our vent server, talking about life in austrailia as our corp youngster "Rockbox" is asking what it's like over there...
So Hans and Milo decide to have some fun, and see how much of a gullable sponge for information our youngster can be. Here is a snippet of the information he soaked up, that was posted by Hans on our forums...
So over to hans, with his daily life in Austrailia...
Quote: 1. Red Cars are banned from aust... why.... cause thay blind the koala's and make them fall outta trees....
2. Kangaroos are banned from crossing the harbour bridge...damn traffic congestion, making us close the kangaroo lane so we have more room for cars.... its a real pain, the tourist industy is gonna take a real hit...seeing as how know the kangaroos can't carry tourists across the bridge in their pouches anymore...
But at least the tourist can still ride whales... just make sure you don't sit on the blowhole...
3. OMG my pet Koala went phsyco and we had to shoot it...... now theres blood all over the place so my wifes gonna be so mad... and my daughters going to be ****ed, i shot her pet koala...
4. OMG the dog took off with the koala's corpse.... my sons just came back and said he coudln't catch it... bugger
5. OMFG A rogue kangaroo Mob chased the dog back to the house... they smelled the blood from the dead koala... and attacked the house... buts its ok I shot 2 and milo called the rangers who got rid of the rest... phew...
Apparently Rockbox soaked it up like a sponge, and is taking a royal hammering in the mockery department in corp chat 
Quote: Seriously RB... just consider yourself lucky this isn't on the eve-o forums....
I think that's sorted now...
Quote: I mean come on... I live in NSW just south of syndey... not the middle of the outback...
For the record:
koala's are really cut and cuddly (although the claws can be nasty if you don't clip them) and no-one in aust can keep a koala as a pet....
Kanagaroos don't cross the harbour bridge... can you imagine buffalos crossing the golden gate bridge... and certainly not with a person in their pouch...
I have a red car.. so no they definately aren't banned in Australia....
No one rides whales.... i mean just seriously...wtf
As mentioned i don't have a pet koala... if i did i certanly wouldn't shoot it in my computer room (omg i can't stop lauging)....
AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ROGUE KANGAROO MOBS TERRORISING NEIGHBOURHOODS......and they certainly did not chase the dog back to the house ....
While dangerous if cornered they don't come looking for you.... its a kangarooo ffs... and no we don't have "Kangaroo Fights" either....you'd have to be pretty brave fast and stupid to try and strap a blade to a kangaroos hind legs.... and who the hell would fight one. (lol @ milos grandfather getting killed in one of these fights)... look up kangaroo... instead of pron on the web and you'll see what i mean Rockbox 
I found this quite funny... In summary... RB, you're a nublet, but we love you.
The Oscar goes to Hans Blix... for his amazingly convincing vent antics...
Best supporting actor... Milo Deadstar
Oscar for sound effects and lighting.... Hans's son.
So, if you see Rockbox in local... don't forget to ask him how skippy is doing...
Where do I recruit these people... 
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.06.16 15:44:00 -
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hUssmann
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Posted - 2006.06.16 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Where do I recruit these people... 
h4x PR level 5 ftw.
Poor rockbox, you're never going to live this down  ___________________________
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.06.16 15:48:00 -
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omg lol rogue kangaroo mobs 4tw 
rockbox you can never make a pittiful attempt to mock me ever again cos i can now pull the "australia card"    --------------------
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.16 15:53:00 -
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Rockbox wins the forums today 
Best actor in supporting role: Verone
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2006.06.16 16:00:00 -
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OMG....That means lyticus lied to me too and I wanted to ride in a kangaroos pouch. Want to be a pirate? Join Sniggwaffe |

Thut'ankh Amon
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Posted - 2006.06.16 16:12:00 -
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RB what can i say.....  
There can be only one Amon
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Tarkis
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Posted - 2006.06.16 16:21:00 -
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If only I would of been online to hear this :(
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Taira Reikon
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Posted - 2006.06.16 18:04:00 -
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That's just....fantastic :D
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Na'Thuul
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Posted - 2006.06.16 18:12:00 -
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And no-one recorded it??  ---
Sanguine Legion - Forums |
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Emno
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Posted - 2006.06.16 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Verone 1. Red Cars are banned from aust... why.... cause thay blind the koala's and make them fall outta trees....
 poor rockbox
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Xendie
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Posted - 2006.06.16 18:53:00 -
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ROFLMAO
Originally by: F'nog This would be great, because lag is not at all a problem currently.
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Yblarbo Janks
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:06:00 -
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Anyone listen to Mitch Hedberg?
"Why do Koala Bears have to be so #(#$# Cute? I'd like to have an infestation of Koalas. Much cuter than*****roaches. You turn on the light and they scatter. Hey guys, dont go, I want to hold you. And pet yout. Ya. "
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:10:00 -
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how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet...
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |

Koalabat
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:24:00 -
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Edited by: Koalabat on 16/06/2006 20:24:33 lol

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Hey You
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:27:00 -
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Poor pet Koala. Shooting it.  \
A moment of silence, please.  ------------------------------
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Rockbox
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:27:00 -
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Ive been had!!1!11eleventyone!!11
Ahh well at least it was funny to me afterword 
But in hindsight im such a tard 
Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥ |

Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Anyone listen to Mitch Hedberg?
"Why do Koala Bears have to be so #(#$# Cute? I'd like to have an infestation of Koalas. Much cuter than*****roaches. You turn on the light and they scatter. Hey guys, dont go, I want to hold you. And pet yout. Ya. "
Yeah, heh, he's pretty good. "Dogs are always in the stand-up position."
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Adoro
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:47:00 -
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Rofl Lmao...cant stop laughing...   --------- WCS for sell, 2 for the price of 1! Contact me ingame |

Thut'ankh Amon
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet...
/me points at mirror :Gh look there  
There can be only one Amon
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Rockbox
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Posted - 2006.06.16 20:56:00 -
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Edited by: Rockbox on 16/06/2006 20:57:34
Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet...
This is the guy who was killed in a cruiser v. cruiser fight to a March 06 charcater 
And Thinks Void ammo is useless in his t2 blasters, aaaaannd puts overdrives on megathrons and last but not least goes to scoop his drones when a gankfleet warps in to kill him
You have no right to tease me, the rest can have their laugh. 
Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥ |

Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.06.16 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: Rockbox Edited by: Rockbox on 16/06/2006 20:57:34
Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet...
This is the guy who was killed in a cruiser v. cruiser fight to a March 06 charcater 
And Thinks Void ammo is useless in his t2 blasters, aaaaannd puts overdrives on megathrons and last but not least goes to scoop his drones when a gankfleet warps in to kill him
You have no right to tease me, the rest can have their laugh. 
void's tracking is crap exept against bigger targets unless i'm sitting still (which is ftl). and i didn't put overdrives on my damn megathron!!! and as for the drone bit.... guilty
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |

Koala ganka1
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Posted - 2006.06.17 01:24:00 -
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Hey us Koala's are lean mean fighting machines.
Mock us and we'll rock'a rock'a roo you!! |

Kaygo
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Posted - 2006.06.17 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Rockbox Ive been had!!1!11eleventyone!!11
Ahh well at least it was funny to me afterword 
But in hindsight im such a tard 
I could have sworn you've been called that before mate :P |

Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.06.17 02:25:00 -
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Damn, nothing about drop-bears? 
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See the idiot walk, see the idiot talk
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
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Posted - 2006.06.17 03:54:00 -
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a koala got shot? what was in the can?

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-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
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Milo Deadstar
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Posted - 2006.06.17 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Damn, nothing about drop-bears? 
Actualy Hans forgot to include that part ..while hans was off fighting his rabid koala i was explaining to RB how when travelling in the outback, you need to carry umbrella's to stop drop-bears from landing on your head, decapitating you and running off! Also we said that viscious swarms of*****atoo's will attack white cars and that most people carried machine guns to fight them off! Basicly we just kept turning up the BS meter to see how long til he clicked ..unfortunatly he never did so we had to humiliate him ;)
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.06.17 05:37:00 -
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HAHA, great job guys .
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.06.17 05:42:00 -
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I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
VETO RECRUITMENT |

Tarkis
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Posted - 2006.06.17 06:37:00 -
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Edited by: Tarkis on 17/06/2006 06:37:06
Originally by: Golden Helmet how the hell did i wind up in the same corp with such a nublet...
Pot, kettle, black .
To be fair Verone, its not that different then corpchat .
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.17 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: Milo Deadstar
Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Damn, nothing about drop-bears? 
Actualy Hans forgot to include that part ..while hans was off fighting his rabid koala i was explaining to RB how when travelling in the outback, you need to carry umbrella's to stop drop-bears from landing on your head, decapitating you and running off! Also we said that viscious swarms of*****atoo's will attack white cars and that most people carried machine guns to fight them off! Basicly we just kept turning up the BS meter to see how long til he clicked ..unfortunatly he never did so we had to humiliate him ;)
<3
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.06.17 12:31:00 -
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Are red cars banned in Australia? --- --- ---
my sig is pr0 Thanks for the lemon |

Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.06.17 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
i vote rockbox get a team of veto and helmet boy gets a team of veto and you fight, verone records it on fraps and we witness the event.
Winner then claims bragging rights in this tthread the looser shall be taunted and spat at ♥ --------------------
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Smagd
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Posted - 2006.06.17 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering each other thread 
Hmm yeah, that's new: forum pirating your own corpies.
I guess Rockbox didn't pay the ransom eh?
Hope nobody gets kicked for preying on their own.
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When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. |

Koalabat
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Posted - 2006.06.18 01:46:00 -
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Edited by: Koalabat on 18/06/2006 01:46:44 Why we are cute and cuddly!
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Rockbox
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Posted - 2006.06.18 01:48:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
i vote rockbox get a team of veto and helmet boy gets a team of veto and you fight, verone records it on fraps and we witness the event.
Winner then claims bragging rights in this tthread the looser shall be taunted and spat at ♥
Don't make me use the color of your hair against you!!1!1!!! 
Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥ |

Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.06.18 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: Milo Deadstar
Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Damn, nothing about drop-bears? 
Actualy Hans forgot to include that part ..while hans was off fighting his rabid koala i was explaining to RB how when travelling in the outback, you need to carry umbrella's to stop drop-bears from landing on your head, decapitating you and running off! Also we said that viscious swarms of*****atoo's will attack white cars and that most people carried machine guns to fight them off! Basicly we just kept turning up the BS meter to see how long til he clicked ..unfortunatly he never did so we had to humiliate him ;)
haha, it's actually suprising the amount of people that believe you about drop-bears 
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.06.18 08:19:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
i vote rockbox get a team of veto and helmet boy gets a team of veto and you fight, verone records it on fraps and we witness the event.
Winner then claims bragging rights in this tthread the looser shall be taunted and spat at ♥
thats actualy a funny idea. maybe that expereince i got leading gang's in veritas will pay off :P
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |

Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.06.18 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
i vote rockbox get a team of veto and helmet boy gets a team of veto and you fight, verone records it on fraps and we witness the event.
Winner then claims bragging rights in this tthread the looser shall be taunted and spat at ♥
mmy hair is gorgeous, my mummy said so. and id rather have funky hair than be retarded  --------------------
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J4m Z
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Posted - 2006.06.20 19:57:00 -
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omg, I heard that on vent, it was HILARIOUS ----
Be careful you have just entered Terrorbear stomping grounds.... |
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.20 21:05:00 -
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Man that so beats the vent/TS servers I've been on.
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Ayame Mishima
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Posted - 2006.06.20 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof Are red cars banned in Australia?
No, but they are banned in Austria. The red color reflects all the red light, warming up the snow and causing avalanches.  =================================
Damn cheaters. |

Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2006.06.21 07:56:00 -
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I would've at least expected something about the infamous Australian "Drop bear".  _
Short Story: Planetside |

sMoKe AU
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Posted - 2006.06.23 10:19:00 -
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Why doesn't this suprise me.
Nice to see your still a nublet RB :P
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Mirkel
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Posted - 2006.06.23 10:35:00 -
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rofl
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Zillazuki
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Posted - 2006.06.23 11:07:00 -
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Edited by: Zillazuki on 23/06/2006 11:08:04 How strange, I was surfing the internet to see if would be possible for me to get a Koala as a pet and ship it over here to the UK. Google brought me here, so if you ever forget the web adress for Eve, just search "pet koala" and hey presto!
I love Koalas they are the cutest of all and I think I would make a great father to one of them...especially if it was raining, plus I would coat all their Eucalyptus leaves in honey because I love them so much.
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Rockbox
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Posted - 2006.06.23 17:57:00 -
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lmfao 
Nova Satar > i'll be waiting Verone > ♥ |

Gray Carmicheal
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Posted - 2006.06.24 07:47:00 -
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ROFL...
Wow, this reminds me of the crap my corp/chan pulls on each other all the time.
To quote us planetside players, VVE! VVF! (voice macros for things like "Super!" and "Great!")
My sig was CONCORDOKKENED. I blame Wrangler H4x. |

Crzycnck2
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Posted - 2006.06.24 08:23:00 -
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So let me get this right.. there's more to Aussie land then the outback??
Funny stuff guys. poor kid wonder if he will ever make an apperence on these forums now lol 
I'm a trained bomb disposal expert... if you see me running, try to keep up! |

Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.24 09:07:00 -
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Originally by: Crzycnck2 So let me get this right.. there's more to Aussie land then the outback??
Funny stuff guys. poor kid wonder if he will ever make an apperence on these forums now lol 
Well, considering hes posted in this very thread, i'd say he isnt too bothered about it. 
--------------------- Sig to come soonish.
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.06.24 09:30:00 -
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he's probaly desensitized to all the teasing by now. god knows he gets enough of it in corp chat (we're NOT letting him forget about koala's )
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |

Laocoon
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Posted - 2006.06.24 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet he's probaly desensitized to all the teasing by now. god knows he gets enough of it in corp chat (we're NOT letting him forget about koala's )
or you fitting small rails to a vigilant    - Lao
Channels 'Bar Veto' (IC) & Public Channel 'Veto' |

Tityana
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Posted - 2006.06.24 14:43:00 -
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Edited by: Tityana on 24/06/2006 14:43:56
Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone I love how this has turned into a Veto hammering eachother thread 
Nice job guys... 
i vote rockbox get a team of veto and helmet boy gets a team of veto and you fight, verone records it on fraps and we witness the event.
Winner then claims bragging rights in this tthread the looser shall be taunted and spat at ♥
Thats a pretty funny idea... would be a laugh to have an intercorp event actually!
mental note to self... ignore everything on vent Dont bother me..SHOPPING! DA PIMP |

Nicole KholdStare
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Posted - 2006.06.24 15:25:00 -
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AHAHAHAHAHA!! That's priceless....reminds me of the time I got asked by an american if we have cars in germany...I was drunk at the time so I just looked at him and shook my head, while looking slightly puzzeled as if I had trouble wrapping my head around the concept of this thing you call caahr...
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.06.25 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: Laocoon
Originally by: Golden Helmet he's probaly desensitized to all the teasing by now. god knows he gets enough of it in corp chat (we're NOT letting him forget about koala's )
or you fitting small rails to a vigilant   
I DID NOT FIT SMALL RAILS TO MY VIGILANT!! i merely said 150mm rails when i meant d150mm's, and that was a just an idea setup that i wasnt too serious about
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |
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