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Tweek Etimua
The Paragons
50
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:30:00 -
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? |

Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
829
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:33:00 -
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Good bros. that's all it really takes for me. |

Ivan Krividus
Born Crazy Athens Asylum Inc Blat All Alliance
160
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:37:00 -
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No API checks... |

Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
877
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:40:00 -
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Dancing Girls ? |

Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
100
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:48:00 -
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Low recruitment standards, and a Dim recruitment officer/CEO. |

Felicity Love
Ka'ra Shabuir Inc.
1954
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Posted - 2014.06.24 01:49:00 -
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Adults, preferably.

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe, to staff, how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1078
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:00:00 -
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A single goal (not spreading itself too thin). My lord. |

Magnus Cortex
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
192
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:18:00 -
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Butts. Literally butts. |

Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor Cosmic Consortium
5391
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:21:00 -
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People who log in and play the game more than once a month. Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |

Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
100
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:25:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:People who log in and play the game more than once a month.
This too, no point in being in a corp all alone. |
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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1915
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:41:00 -
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No api check and recruiter roles available.
If I must provide an API...
Then I want there to be the most self-inflated CEO imaginable at the helm.
For :reasons:
   Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5636
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Posted - 2014.06.24 02:55:00 -
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Camaraderie, bloodlust, self-depreciating humor, lax organization, and no more than 1 token asshat (that preferably knows his/her place) out of 5 peers. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |

Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
101
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:00:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:No api check and recruiter roles available. If I must provide an API... Then I want there to be the most self-inflated CEO imaginable at the helm. For :reasons:   
Give your api to everyone and anyone, most CEO/recruiters don't know what to do with them anyway. |

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
8351
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:02:00 -
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Psssshhhh
...and exotic dancers. |

J'Poll
CDG Playgrounds
4050
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:02:00 -
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Cake, puppies and cats Personal channel: Crazy Dutch Guy
Ever wanted to PvP but can't find people to fly with. Look no further and this chat: Redemption Road |

Chapmonious Hunter
Fruidian Logic
85
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:39:00 -
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exotic dancers and quafe, everything else is a bonus |

Lugia3
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
987
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:44:00 -
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Density. "CCP Dolan is full of ****." - CCP Bettik |

Serene Repose
1406
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Posted - 2014.06.24 03:51:00 -
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Verve and panache. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |

O'nira
united system's commonwealth
17
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Posted - 2014.06.24 04:05:00 -
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needs to require full api check and a rule for members to be on ts 100% of the time they are doing stuff in eve
i would also like as little tax as possible because reasons |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14687
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Posted - 2014.06.24 04:08:00 -
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Good sense of humor, excellent sportsmanship.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5028
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Posted - 2014.06.24 04:39:00 -
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Studded codpieces. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
423
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Posted - 2014.06.24 04:51:00 -
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Weekly teamspeak performances of the mikado.
And boobs Turrents |

Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
220
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Posted - 2014.06.24 05:11:00 -
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People, fun, cookies and explosions. |

Winchester Steele
1235
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Posted - 2014.06.24 05:14:00 -
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Orca Mining Ops.
Tender whale meat nestled deep in a tantalizing bed of officer-fit afk hulks.
The kind of corp that makes you go "damn I wish I had more points on this Moa."
... |

Erin Torador
Hand of Athena Northern Associates.
0
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Posted - 2014.06.24 05:58:00 -
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Never understood why people are afraid to give the CEO's API's. Most of them have no idea what they are anyway and will just put that as a requirement to filter out some obvious awoxers. |

Dex Lysia
Hollywood Shoes and Bags Chained Reactions
28
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Posted - 2014.06.24 06:17:00 -
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Erin Torador wrote:Never understood why people are afraid to give the CEO's API's. You are the perfect recruit! |

Luwc
Biohazard. WINMATAR.
150
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Posted - 2014.06.24 06:20:00 -
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Content.
If you find the right corp you can have access to every content in this game. Solo... you will most likely get frustrated sooner or later. http://hugelolcdn.com/i/267520.gif |

Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
41552
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Posted - 2014.06.24 08:40:00 -
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Dental plan!
(er..uhm...ok, I apologize...I just couldn't resist.... just put me on ignore and be done with it.) I'm just going to walk the Earth. You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures and die of autoerotic asphyxation in a sleazy Thai hotel room. |

lanyaie
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD Exit Strategy..
1032
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Posted - 2014.06.24 08:44:00 -
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Has to be a: Religious, role playing mining guild, have group activities and singing Kumbaya songs on comms on the weekends. Raid times/requirements: 400+ ILVL 18.00-23.00 Must have raidcall. Hai |

Grenadier Greyback
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
10
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Posted - 2014.06.24 09:00:00 -
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Pi+¦ata's, lots of juicy pi+¦ata's A Song of Pods & Pew BOHICA! |
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Mithandra
Serene Vendetta Brawls Deep
49
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Posted - 2014.06.24 09:55:00 -
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More than 3 people and their 50 alts
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
877
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Posted - 2014.06.24 10:18:00 -
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At the very least some sort of basic instructions how to deal with wardecs.
This goes together with strict standards to deal with whiners, incompetents and outright morons. Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
Mangala Solaris for CSM 9
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
624
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Posted - 2014.06.24 10:46:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:Orca Mining Ops. Tender whale meat nestled deep in a tantalizing bed of faction-fit afk hulks.  The kind of corp that makes you go "damn I wish I had more points on this Moa."
Why do you need points? By the time they figure out something happened, you'll be petting their corpses at a safe.
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Lord LazyGhost
The Bastards The Bastards.
377
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Posted - 2014.06.24 11:24:00 -
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if you have to ask you have not got it :) |

Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
448
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Posted - 2014.06.24 12:19:00 -
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A full corp hanger and lax security policies |

Vyktor Abyss
The Abyss Corporation Abyss Alliance
515
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Posted - 2014.06.24 12:32:00 -
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1. A good leader (preferably with something in common like nationality, age, sense of humour or in game aspirations) 2. Active members 3. Mature members (not in terms of SP) 4. A welcoming nature
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Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
57245
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Posted - 2014.06.24 12:51:00 -
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tea and biscuits.
why yes, i am British, why do you ask?
srs answer: a feeling of 'home' when you find a corp you're comfy in, where you get along, you know the people you fly with, and couldn't really imagine being in another corp. that's home. You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5748
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Posted - 2014.06.24 12:53:00 -
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A family rock band
And a purpose above and beyond "Lets mine rocks because... uhm... what was the question?" "If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon. There is no Saviour but James 315 and Omir Sarakusa is his Prophet (PBUH) La ilaha illjames |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
9344
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Posted - 2014.06.24 13:39:00 -
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Marcus Gord wrote:srs answer: a feeling of 'home' when you find a corp you're comfy in, where you get along, you know the people you fly with, and couldn't really imagine being in another corp. that's home.
pretty much.
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
195
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Posted - 2014.06.24 13:45:00 -
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standards. |
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De'Veldrin
Black Serpent Technologies The Unthinkables
2355
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Posted - 2014.06.24 13:56:00 -
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Nullsec because highsec is the scariest place imaginable. Activity because playing Eve alone sucks most of the time. An SRP because I am terrible at Eve. GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players. Schr+¦dinger's Hotdropper |

BoBoZoBo
Paragon Fury Tactical Narcotics Team
430
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Posted - 2014.06.24 14:07:00 -
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Opportunities for the activities I am interested in doing. Cool people to do those activities with, Primary Test Subject GÇó SmackTalker Elite |

Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
74
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Posted - 2014.06.24 14:26:00 -
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Shrubbery, pretty corp logo and the ability to invent creative ship names with no profanity in them is a must. 0% PI tax is optional. |

Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
449
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Posted - 2014.06.24 15:31:00 -
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Arkady Romanov wrote:standards.
That's a dig at us, isn't it? 
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Ginger Barbarella
1945
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Posted - 2014.06.24 15:50:00 -
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No children, and no drama... And any FCs that emorage are kicked immediately. FCs that insist I fly a specific type ship are required to reimburse that ship when his FCing fails mercilessly. And I'm not talking just cheap frigates. "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |

Mysa
EVIL PLANKTON
30
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Posted - 2014.06.24 16:11:00 -
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ass SoloFoLife! -KEKE the Merlin wonder |

Vordek Rei
Nexus Incorporated
125
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Posted - 2014.06.24 17:02:00 -
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This is what you do with an API http://vordekrei.tumblr.com/ |

flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
2278
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Posted - 2014.06.24 17:07:00 -
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A lot of members , different types of playstyle , active chat , older players helping out newbies with advice , verry active killboard .....
Damn come to think about it , after 10 years i finally joined my ultimate corp ...
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Marsha Mallow
1149
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Posted - 2014.06.24 17:13:00 -
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flakeys wrote:A lot of members , different types of playstyle , active chat , older players helping out newbies with advice , verry active killboard .....
Damn come to think about it , after 10 years i finally joined my ultimate corp ... I was in an NPC corp for a few months recently semi active, just logging in to flip skills. Their corp chat is hilarious tbh, best I've ever seen. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |

Gordin Brott
CTRL-Q Iron Oxide.
15
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Posted - 2014.06.24 17:19:00 -
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Entertaining and active corp comms and/or TS.
Liberal use of alcohol is a bonus, too. |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
745
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Posted - 2014.06.24 19:02:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Good sense of humor, excellent sportsmanship. You ask the impossible sir!
For me, people willing to undock, that are online more often than I am.
New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4078
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Posted - 2014.06.24 19:28:00 -
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An FC who sounds like Lord Maldoror. |

Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld White Mountain Coalition
1474
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Posted - 2014.06.24 22:42:00 -
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A ship replacement program and no sense of kill board shame. Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction... |

Spectral Tiger
12
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Posted - 2014.06.24 22:59:00 -
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Wouldn't join a player corp. again.
Especially as I don't use voice software.
Lived in 0.0 for a few weeks, not having voice software was problematic to say the least. |

Caleb Seremshur
The Atomic Fallout Kids
309
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Posted - 2014.06.25 01:43:00 -
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A focus on doing things together. Not just a common name for solo players. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=348015
T3 OHing subsystem review and rebalance https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=290346
LP faction weapon store costs rebalancing
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Grainsalt
6-10s Northern Associates.
191
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Posted - 2014.06.25 01:57:00 -
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People who let me welp their ships. |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
547
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Posted - 2014.06.25 02:17:00 -
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The most vital thing any corp can ever have in it's description - support of the New Order and members that engage in very serious readings and discussions of the New Haliama Code of Concord at least twice a day, followed by a hour of silent reflection and ship spinning.
also PSSSSHHHHH. You ain't a real corp unless you got dat PSSSSHHHHH |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2481
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Posted - 2014.06.25 05:05:00 -
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^ Stupid propaganda. The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
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Winchester Steele
1241
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Posted - 2014.06.25 05:11:00 -
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Val'Dore wrote:Winchester Steele wrote:Orca Mining Ops. Tender whale meat nestled deep in a tantalizing bed of faction-fit afk hulks.  The kind of corp that makes you go "damn I wish I had more points on this Moa." Why do you need points? By the time they figure out something happened, you'll be petting their corpses at a safe.
I like to make the hulks watch what I do to the Orca. ... |

Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
3995
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Posted - 2014.06.25 05:16:00 -
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Any corp is good no matter the reputation as long as you have fun in it.
That is all that should matter. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
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Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
10617
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Posted - 2014.06.25 05:22:00 -
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Members who have fun or eccentric personalities and who are accepting of my own. 
Experienced, tenacious but understanding FCs that I can learn from and who help lead me to victories - and as a result am also honored to die beside when we lose.
Having a core membership that is Australian also helps.
Must live in wormhole space.
It can be hard to find a corp that you feel comfy in when you're an oddball like me. I spent most of my 4+ years of EVE running primarily solo until I joined Rolled Out (and it's previous incarnation within Sky Fighters). Like me they also love shitpoasting and forum PvP so it was a match made in a pleasure hub. Gÿá Part-time wormhole pirate | GÖí Full-time super model WH Blog | #420roloswag | Bio |

Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
3998
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Posted - 2014.06.25 16:14:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Members who have fun or eccentric personalities and who are accepting of my own.  Experienced, tenacious but understanding FCs that I can learn from and who help lead me to victories - and as a result am also honored to die beside when we lose. Having a core membership that is Australian also helps. Must live in wormhole space. It can be hard to find a corp that you feel comfy in when you're an oddball like me. I spent most of my 4+ years of EVE running primarily solo until I joined Rolled Out (and it's previous incarnation within Sky Fighters). Like me they also love shitpoasting and forum PvP so it was a match made in a pleasure hub.
I actually wonder how long I will keep myself solo before I actually join a permanent group for good. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |

Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
57519
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Posted - 2014.06.25 16:21:00 -
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i find playing games solo to be mind numbingly boring.
i don't see how people can do it in EVE.
but i also don't see how people can be in the big alliances.
i like a small group of people that i know well. You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Malcolm Lionel
The Ascended Fleet Intrepid Crossing
23
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:44:00 -
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A 1000 man alliance in top 35 Out of all of eve, 23/7 rorqual boosts, voice com's, ethical, 4 systems owned, 2 outposts, obnoxiously active, 175 members. Let me have input On New recruits. (May be describeing own growing Corp here) |

Mortlake
146
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:46:00 -
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Hot guys who appreciate Dolly Parton and the wonderful contribution she's made to something. |

flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
2278
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:59:00 -
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Marsha Mallow wrote:flakeys wrote:A lot of members , different types of playstyle , active chat , older players helping out newbies with advice , verry active killboard .....
Damn come to think about it , after 10 years i finally joined my ultimate corp ... I was in an NPC corp for a few months recently semi active, just logging in to flip skills. Their corp chat is hilarious tbh, best I've ever seen.
Last time i was in one it was vets trolling newbs ... surprise surprise people are actually helping each other now and having a ''decent'' general chat.
It blew my mind 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Maxpie
MUSE Buy-n-Large Metaphysical Utopian Society Enterprises
433
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Posted - 2014.06.25 19:20:00 -
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My corp. has one rule - "No Drama"
If I were looking for a corp., that's what I'd want.
No good deed goes unpunished |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
3164
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Posted - 2014.06.25 23:48:00 -
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Assets worth stealing, and lax security. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=346564 - a proposal to overhaul the Logistics skill https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. www.minerbumping.com - ganking miners and causing chaos |

Ireland VonVicious
Vicious Trading Company
318
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Posted - 2014.06.26 00:35:00 -
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API checks with meaning is a must.
If the don't check API's it's fail. Usally lazy and the spies and other idiots are everywhere.
If they ask for full API it's another fail. It's just a little less lazy than no API. They ask for all your information and no way are they getting my trade information and contacts. My business is my business.
If they ask for enough to check SP and make it account wide to force people to pay monthly if they want to spy then they got the first and most important aspect handled. Custom API or GTFO.
Taxes comes in number two. If they ask for fat taxes I'm out. I make way to much on bounties to just give away isk. Even a communist gets mad at having to do the bulk of the work to keep a corporation running. 8% is the max I'd even consider. Under 5% is when it gets serious consideration.
The rest follows after those 2 factors. Where they opperate. (( Stuck in some WH is no fun )) Are they associated with large power blocks. (( Usally means pass )) What type of business model does it have. Alliance can kill corporations. Bad alliance means even a good corp will barely do ok. If alliance ask for fat taxes or is stupid enough to rent from a power block RUN! |

Titania Hrothgar
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
74
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Posted - 2014.06.26 00:49:00 -
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A lack of requirements for me to have belonged to an obscure website about which I've neither known nor cared for 3 months before applying.
Seriously... Who comes up with this? I was turned down from one corp because I hadn't been a member of a particular forum for 3 months.
[url]http://eveboard.com/pilot/Titania_Hrothgar[/url] |
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Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
10641
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:14:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Members who have fun or eccentric personalities and who are accepting of my own.  Experienced, tenacious but understanding FCs that I can learn from and who help lead me to victories - and as a result am also honored to die beside when we lose. Having a core membership that is Australian also helps. Must live in wormhole space. It can be hard to find a corp that you feel comfy in when you're an oddball like me. I spent most of my 4+ years of EVE running primarily solo until I joined Rolled Out (and it's previous incarnation within Sky Fighters). Like me they also love shitpoasting and forum PvP so it was a match made in a pleasure hub. I actually wonder how long I will keep myself solo before I actually join a permanent group for good. I loved being solo. Well, by solo I mean I still flew with others every now and then, but was in my own corp primarly just flying alone with numerous alts. Living in lower class wormholes my pvp was pretty much limited to ganks, 1v1s and other similar small scale stuff. Some people might think "Eww, boring" but I had a ton of fun everytime I logged in. *shrug*
But yeah, one day I just woke up feeling like a change of pace. I wanted to enjoy some big fleets again, something I hadn't done since my FW days. I wanted to get some capital kills. I wanted to experience life in higher class wormhole systems and I wanted to make more friends. I'd been watching a corp on the forums that I found real attractive for all these reasons and more, so joined and haven't looked back.
No doubt I'll return to my solo thing sometime if I get burned out or need a little break. But for the foreseeable future I'm quite happy flying with, and for, other people for a change. 
Gÿá Part-time wormhole pirate | GÖí Full-time super model WH Blog | #420roloswag | Bio |

Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
502
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:27:00 -
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Corp hangers and POS's full of nice things.
. They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake. |

Lady Areola Fappington
New Order Logistics CODE.
1932
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:47:00 -
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I look for large amounts of ISK stored in corp wallets, expensive mods held in corp hangers, and lax standards when it comes to handing out roles.
Also, while not required, Corp shares not held by the CEO are also a plus. This thread officially has 25% more pssssssshhh than leading competitors. The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo. President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns. Most women have only two breasts. The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band. |
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