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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
330
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Posted - 2014.06.27 12:56:00 -
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I'm thinking to myself that nullsec must REALLY be boring these days if someone the caliber of Marlona Sky is taking the time to moon map entire regions.
For some stupid reason Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck if...' comic bit began racing through my head. So I figured let's all have a little fun with it.
"If you consider 'emergent gameplay' moon mapping entire regions and posting the results on GD.....You might be a blueneck"
"If you're hot dropping a capital fleet on a kestrel.....You might be a blueneck"
"If a counter person at a store asks you what flavor donut you want and you answer 'Eve'.....You might be a blueneck"
Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4090
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Posted - 2014.06.27 12:59:00 -
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I bet the next thread is about Blueballs. |
Anslo
Scope Works
5536
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:05:00 -
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If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'
Yoooou might be a blue neck.
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
331
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:11:00 -
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"If you buy 25 toons from the Character Bazaar just so you can fleet fight yourself......You might be a blueneck" Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3982
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:13:00 -
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If this makes you hungry for more.... You might be a blueneck. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Anslo
Scope Works
5536
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:14:00 -
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If you're used to doing every single house chore while sitting on a titan and knowing that fleet will still be there when you're back waiting to hotdrop that crow in the asteroid belt in the system next door.
You might be a blue neck.
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Doreen Kaundur
647
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:18:00 -
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Came her expecting a thread on Smurfs. Left disappointed.
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Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1924
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:21:00 -
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If you live in Nullsec you might be a blueneck... EVE needs more Pssshhhh |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1924
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:22:00 -
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If your in RvB and not in Red Federation you might be a blueneck... EVE needs more Pssshhhh |
Marsha Mallow
1160
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:25:00 -
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If you scream in horror at the idea of travelling more than 5 jumps* by gate and inist on a Titan bridge, you might be a blueneck TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
5868
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Posted - 2014.06.27 13:57:00 -
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Anslo wrote:If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'.
That reminds me,
You still collecting "Tear Bounties" on your blog? "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
335
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Posted - 2014.06.27 16:55:00 -
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"If you AFK mine ABC ores......You might be a blueneck" Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Iain Cariaba
In Over Our Heads
81
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Posted - 2014.06.27 17:39:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Came her expecting a thread on Smurfs. Left disappointed. If you came in this thread expecting Smurfs, you are definitly a blueneck. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. |
Marsha Mallow
1170
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Posted - 2014.06.27 17:52:00 -
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If you start hyperventilating in highsec because of all the neutrals, you might be a blueneck TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.06.27 21:34:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Anslo wrote:If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'. That reminds me, You still collecting "Tear Bounties" on your blog?
Dunno, I haven't updated that **** in so long. I'm too busy with Scope now.
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
339
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Posted - 2014.06.27 23:47:00 -
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"If you think that Jita and VFK are the same system.....You might be a blueneck" Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14876
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Posted - 2014.06.28 00:00:00 -
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If you warp to 200 moons and don't get shot by a single POS...
Yooouuuu might be a blueneck.
*Or you may have warped to the only 200 POSs that have been setup correctly that don't WTFBBQ blues. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1597
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Posted - 2014.06.28 01:38:00 -
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If you've been to several dozen POS bashes but you don't know what the Starbase Defense Management skill is for...you might be a blueneck.
If you consider a warp disruptor one of the most important modules on a ratting ship...you might be a blueneck.
If you believe that a shield booster is a high slot module...you might be a blueneck.
If you believe that titans and supercarriers cannot be scrammed...well you might be a news reporter that has never played EVE...or a highbear
If you're a member of Red Federation..... Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Ptraci
The Irukandji Ineluctable.
1801
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Posted - 2014.06.28 02:56:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:If you warp to 200 moons and don't get shot by a single POS...
Yooouuuu might be a blueneck.
*Or you may have warped to the only 200 POSs that have been setup correctly that don't WTFBBQ blues.
If you read this post and thought "capsule", you might be a blueneck... |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6920
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Posted - 2014.06.28 03:26:00 -
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If you think that the part of space with the most ship kills is somehow 'safer' than the space that has magical space police who ALWAYS get the bad guy, you might be a High Neck.
Opps, wrong thread, sorry. |
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
634
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Posted - 2014.06.28 04:19:00 -
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If you spend more time on Jabber than logged in, you might be a Blueneck.
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CJ Jouhinen
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.06.28 04:24:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:If you think that the part of space with the most ship kills is somehow 'safer' than the space that has magical space police who ALWAYS get the bad guy, you might be a High Neck.
Opps, wrong thread, sorry.
If you refer to anyone who speaks critically of nullsec as though they were a highsec carebear... you might be a blueneck. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1600
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Posted - 2014.06.28 04:49:00 -
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I thought only bluenecks think of nullsec as safe. Unless you're a TEST blueneck... Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
346
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Posted - 2014.06.30 00:04:00 -
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"If you have wh0re in on CODE freighter ganks in Aufay to show that you did pvp this month......You might be a blueneck" Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5048
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Posted - 2014.06.30 00:23:00 -
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This thread is entertaining.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Felicity Love
Ka'ra Shabuir Inc.
1975
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Posted - 2014.06.30 02:54:00 -
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If you collect rent from sheeple and giggle amongst your buds that it's the best protection racket ever... you're not only a blueneck, but you're probably thinking you've just "won EVE" and "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, we shoulda thought of this years ago."
"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe, to staff, how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6938
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Posted - 2014.06.30 04:03:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:This thread is entertaining. Quote:If you scream in horror at the idea of travelling more than 5 jumps by gate and insist on a Titan bridge, you might be a blueneck You see this is how bad the arbitrary fatal funnel of gates and bubble camps are. Let ships dial in system to system warp like they do in the usual sci-fi genre and there will be a breakout of game play never before imagined in this game.
That you think eliminating the one mechanic that creates most of the fights in this game (gates ie 'choke points' that let people find other spaceships among the trillions of kilometers of space a solar system has) is incredible. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5048
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Posted - 2014.06.30 06:03:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:This thread is entertaining. Quote:If you scream in horror at the idea of travelling more than 5 jumps by gate and insist on a Titan bridge, you might be a blueneck You see this is how bad the arbitrary fatal funnel of gates and bubble camps are. Let ships dial in system to system warp like they do in the usual sci-fi genre and there will be a breakout of game play never before imagined in this game. That you think eliminating the one mechanic that creates most of the fights in this game (gates ie 'choke points' that let people find other spaceships among the trillions of kilometers of space a solar system has) is incredible.
Ever notice how most of the activity in the game is not in nullsec?
Gate camping actually replaced with hunting. What's wrong with that?
One of the flaws with Eve is that it was never chaotic enough for once someone's ISK or stats depend on something, they never want it to change. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Serene Repose
1418
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Posted - 2014.06.30 06:07:00 -
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I can see why null sec is said to be boring. Don't quit your day jobs, guys. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Zaknussem
Everybody Loves Donuts
79
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Posted - 2014.06.30 06:26:00 -
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If you think "biggest is always best" when it comes to spaceships... yoouuu might be a blueneck.
If you camp a system for THREE YEARS just to try to catch a Titan... yooouuu most certainly are a blueneck.
If you work at CCP and post on the forums... yoouu just might be a bluebar. |
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