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The Vicker
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:37:00 -
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1) Are you bored?
2) Whats the point of you post?
3) How long did it take you to type all that crap?
ahahahaha
Anyone know if CFS protects Catch region?
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:42:00 -
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1) When will the world end?
As soon as ol' Jack presses this button...
2) when will bill gates get smaked in the face with a pie again?
When someone invents a pie that can get through bulletproof glass.
3) When is the next best time to buy on the stock market?
When you have money to spend.
4) what horse will win next saturday on the tracks?
The fastest runner.
5) What is the meaning of life?
Beer. Beer and Pizza.
6) If god exists...why does he not talk to us?
He talks to Scrapyard Jack, you must be doing something wrong.
7) what THE HELL is CCP doing atm?
Mining veldspar; they're carebears.
8) when do i make my first million $...and will i ever?
You will, though you will lose it on the aforementioned horse races.
9) Will my wife ever cheat on me during the course of my lifespan and after?
Yes. She is now! (with Scrapyard Jack)
10) can i be bill gates/george bush or some other insanely wealthy person in my next life?
No!
11) do i get a 'next life'
No.
12) of no...why not?
You wasted this one.
13) if yes why? and will i get more lifes after the next?
Scrapyard Jack said No, dammit.
14) are there extraterestrial lifeforms who have made contact and or landed on earth in the past or will in the near future?
Yes, we call them evangelists.
15) if yes...are they hostile?
In a strange way; yes.
16) what do women really want?
Stability, Romance, Control.
17) why do men have the urge to do the horizontal mambo more often then women?
They don't. Stop dating nuns.
18) what happen when you die?
Scrapyard Jack gets your stuff.
ehehehe!
WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, very funny :D
But some of your theories are flawed!
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1) When will the world end?
As soon as ol' Jack presses this button...
Knowing what i know of you....if you really had a button like this you woulda pressed it ages ago...infact im almost sure your extatically pressing the LMB right now hoping it will do the trick 
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3) When is the next best time to buy on the stock market?
When you have money to spend.
I was actually refering to more specific information. If i recall right many people have had their moneys SPENT on the stock market =p
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5) What is the meaning of life?
Beer. Beer and Pizza.
I ment that in a general way...not what YOUR meaning in life was
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6) If god exists...why does he not talk to us?
He talks to Scrapyard Jack, you must be doing something wrong.
No doubt he does ;)
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9) Will my wife ever cheat on me during the course of my lifespan and after?
Yes. She is now! (with Scrapyard Jack)
She doesnt like punk hairstyles. She doesnt like scrapyards..heck she doesnt like anything thats smelly...so unlikely but alright!
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16) what do women really want?
Stability, Romance, Control.
you forgot financial security, expensive yewelry, bathproducts and a confident man!
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17) why do men have the urge to do the horizontal mambo more often then women?
They don't. Stop dating nuns.
NO..THEY DONT! Next time...get a vasectomi instead of a castration! Well, its not liek there is gonna be a next time is there...unless they find some way to reverse a castration
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18) what happen when you die?
Scrapyard Jack gets your stuff.
Ok, thats possible. Youl have to cought up the dough on Ebay though...and this time you cant just scoop it up from a jettisoned container 
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:47:00 -
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1) Are you bored?
2) Whats the point of you post?
3) How long did it take you to type all that crap?
1) yes as a matter of fact i am!
2) why does there have to be a point to everything?
3) not as long as you might think
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ahahahaha
nownow...thats a scrapyard Jack trademark! you cant just go around putting it in your posts or you might have an army of Scrapyard lawyers on your ass!
To answer your question...NO, CFS does not activly patrol Catch but forcess are deployed into HED-GP and surroundings sometimes if pk's are sighted or have engaged allies or members fo the CFS.
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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The Vicker
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:56:00 -
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Edited by: The Vicker on 29/09/2003 12:56:27
fury muff
Im at work so also very bored 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.29 13:56:00 -
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Well, I'm not intruders but I'm bored at work too so I'll bite;
1) When will the world end?
It will never end, at least not in a timescale meaningful to current socio-historical relevence.
2) when will bill gates get smaked in the face with a pie again?
Probably sooner than he'd want.
3) When is the next best time to buy on the stock market?
Immediately before a short winnable war (first ensuring that the victorious leaders were absolutely barred from pre-emptive and ill-advised declarations of "victory" from the flight decks of aircraft carriers.
4) what horse will win next saturday on the tracks?
The one with all the form.
5) What is the meaning of life?
Have a go!
6) If god exists...why does he not talk to us?
He or she had all the best conversations 2000 years ago and has been stuck into re-runs of the simpsons ever since.
7) what THE HELL is CCP doing atm?
Trying to fix the bugs while balancing the demands for NEW content (and often futile endeavour) ... Please fix the war declaration surrender bug!
8) when do i make my first million $...and will i ever?
Will probably be by writing a series of children's books ... ironically not the way I envisaged it happening at all.
9) Will my wife ever cheat on me during the course of my lifespan and after?
That presupposes a certain shift of sexuality so I will say "well maybe" and move on.
10) can i be bill gates/george bush or some other insanely wealthy person in my next life?
Who would want to be?
11) do i get a 'next life'
Unsure.
12) of no...why not?
Because the universe doesn't care about us.
13) if yes why? and will i get more lifes after the next?
Again, maybe
14) are there extraterestrial lifeforms who have made contact and or landed on earth in the past or will in the near future?
Well obviously, haven't you read the Taggart/Scientologist *cough* pamphlets? ;)
15) if yes...are they hostile?
Doubt it (unless they really took offence at the cheesy patriotic nonsense of "independence day" and then they might arrive really ****ed)
16) what do women really want?
Guys with a little poetry and vision and the capability to kick ass when ass needs kicking.
17) why do men have the urge to do the horizontal mambo more often then women?
I'm not sure thats true.
18) what happen when you die?
Who knows?
Love and peace
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Ange Noire
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Posted - 2003.09.29 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Ange Noire on 29/09/2003 16:21:33
hey i want to play too :)
1) When will the world end?
Soon or late. Not so soon i hope i just renewed my eve account !
2) when will bill gates get smaked in the face with a pie again?
Prolly soon, and until someone put a grenade in the pie
3) When is the next best time to buy on the stock market?
as soon as u get enough isks to buy agent's stuff (like supa conductor and other craps) and sell it in the whole region 10x the common price.
4) what horse will win next saturday on the tracks?
one with 4 legs and somone one his back.
5) What is the meaning of life?
what's life ?
6) If god exists...why does he not talk to us?
He does but noone listen.
7) what THE HELL is CCP doing atm?
Tehy are canceling the hundreds thousands of "i'm stuck and i hate u" petitions you all sent ...
8) when do i make my first million $...and will i ever?
Hold up is the fastest way.
9) Will my wife ever cheat on me during the course of my lifespan and after?
I'm sure you don't want to know the truth ... so don't ask.
10) can i be bill gates/george bush or some other insanely wealthy person in my next life?
Hmmm i prefert be in my shoes than their ...
11) do i get a 'next life'
No.
12) of no...why not?
u have a bad karma for sure,
or if u get another, u'll be a sheep :p
13) if yes why? and will i get more lifes after the next?
No again
14) are there extraterestrial lifeforms who have made contact and or landed on earth in the past or will in the near future?
Look at some ppl here, do they seems human ? :)
15) if yes...are they hostile?
Evolution laws : only stronger survive, that true here, bet that's true there too ... if they are strong they use force and if they are strong enough to come here, bet u'll never get a chance do do anything but say "god that guys hurts"
16) what do women really want?
Take one thousand women and u'll get one thousand answer, exactly like mens
17) why do men have the urge to do the horizontal mambo more often then women?
that's not true.
18) what happen when you die?
You lay in a small pinwood box rotting and feeding the worms .. why be so hurry ?
Love and peace
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Intruders
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Posted - 2003.09.29 16:19:00 -
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Thanks Jade and Jack for saving me from the pain of replying to these undoubtedly critical questions from Ulendar!!!!!
I owe you guys big time!!
Every man lives..but not every man dies!
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2003.09.29 21:22:00 -
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They werent critical
They were more like a mokery actually. As for the answers to my questions...
I think ScrapYard Jack gave the best ones (they were funny). Thx Jade and ange...gave me a laugh. I like laughs. As for you intruders...
*holds breath*
Dont take it personal....
Err take it easy ;)
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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