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Alt Troll
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Posted - 2006.06.27 02:14:00 -
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there's plenty of benefits to flying amarr.
-best industrial ships for low sec hauling. if you fit blockade runners with stabs or nanos only the impel beats the occator, and looks SO much cooler.
-minmatar slaves. you can make them do all the work for you. As a caldari i heartily approve. on top of that, see point 1. not only do you get slaves, but you can haul them through low sec.
-safety in fleet battle. How many times have you been in a fleet, and the scout reads off the scanner on the enemy fleet "apoc scorp scorp raven raven caracal mega helios sabre" and your fleet commander goes "HOLY **** THEY HAVE AN APOC. APOC IS PRIMARY GUYS. SHOOT THAT ****** DOWN NOW."
-you can fit the most stabs of any race
-how many people fit amarr jammers? you've got 3 slots you can fit EW on, what do you do? fit 2 caldari jammers and a gallente jammer
-every amarr ship looks like a variation on a banana.
-even the ones that don't are variations of ships that are variations of bananas.
-your stations look like bananas.
-your stargates for some reason dont look like bananas, but they ARE yellow.
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Haargoth Agamar
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Posted - 2006.06.27 02:17:00 -
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trolls ftl
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Gronsak
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Posted - 2006.06.27 02:17:00 -
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 Originally by: Alt Troll
-every amarr ship looks like a variation on a banana.
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Arcterran
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Posted - 2006.06.27 02:18:00 -
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Amarrians have done their best to promote a nutritious diet, that includes plenty of potasium, from you guessed it: bananas.
So, let's review the 4 food groups of Amarr:
Bananas
Warp Stabs
Armor
EM damage
Yummy.
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Cruz
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Posted - 2006.06.27 02:49:00 -
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Treitei
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Posted - 2006.06.27 03:17:00 -
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Edited by: Treitei on 27/06/2006 03:17:33
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Aeaus
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Posted - 2006.06.27 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Alt Troll
there's plenty of benefits to flying amarr.
-safety in fleet battle. How many times have you been in a fleet, and the scout reads off the scanner on the enemy fleet "apoc scorp scorp raven raven caracal mega helios sabre" and your fleet commander goes "HOLY **** THEY HAVE AN APOC. APOC IS PRIMARY GUYS. SHOOT THAT ****** DOWN NOW."
I get called primary, but thankfully the bannanas warp fast. (Should I start flying APOCs?)
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Madcat Adams
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Posted - 2006.06.27 03:32:00 -
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Stephar
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Posted - 2006.06.27 03:54:00 -
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An Apoc can also mine veldspar a lot faster than a Raven.
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2006.06.27 04:02:00 -
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Bananas? Oooohkay.
I prefer to think of my ships as various animals.
Arbitrator- Stingray (a Coercer fits this as well)
Maller- Horse
Omen- Penguin
Prophecy- Toucan
Augoror- Um. Donkey?
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Lienzo
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Posted - 2006.06.27 05:03:00 -
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The Auguror would be a blast with another midslot or two.
Sit off at 25km sensor damping the nos-heavy bs, while you constantly feed four AFs from your gang that are in close and zapping the drones.
Alas, the suckage of lowslots. I guess you could always have Celestis in the gang, but then the overall dps for small gangs would really be dropping off with such heavy support presence in the original 5 man gang.
5 small ships to take down a domi for instance is probably alot more efficient with standard HAC or cheap BS squads. So much for novel tactics.
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Foulis
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Posted - 2006.06.27 06:25:00 -
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Originally by: Gronsak
Originally by: Alt Troll
-every amarr ship looks like a variation on a banana.
Banana? I think it's a c.... nevermind.
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Originally by: CCP Hammer
Boobies
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Alt Troll
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Posted - 2006.06.27 06:37:00 -
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Edited by: Alt Troll on 27/06/2006 06:44:56
Originally by: Foulis
Originally by: Gronsak
Originally by: Alt Troll
-every amarr ship looks like a variation on a banana.
Banana? I think it's a c.... nevermind.
foulis lkes the bhaalgorn 
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Belial02
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Posted - 2006.06.27 08:04:00 -
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Yeah the only thing beeeing, we lack a strong, thick, owning banana...
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Imperial Coercion
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Posted - 2006.06.27 08:22:00 -
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Well done, I lolled until I rofl'ed!
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.06.27 09:42:00 -
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The MGRL approve of this thread.
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Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.27 09:42:00 -
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Originally by: Alt Troll
-your stargates for some reason dont look like bananas, but they ARE yellow.
Edit: Btw, has anyone else noticed that when you quote a post with censored words, when you are typing your reply, the words that were censored, are not censored any longer?
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.06.27 09:43:00 -
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Forsch
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Posted - 2006.06.27 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
The MGRL approve of this thread.
Was wondering what's up with you guys. It's been quiet lately.
Forsch
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.06.27 10:40:00 -
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This thread has actually been a rather fun read.
Add they also don't use ammo when NPCing.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.27 10:50:00 -
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Originally by: Foulis
Originally by: Gronsak
Originally by: Alt Troll
-every amarr ship looks like a variation on a banana.
Banana? I think it's a c.... nevermind.
I see why you stopped that sentence, they aren't very carrotty at all 
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Lisento Slaven
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Posted - 2006.06.27 13:44:00 -
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I always viewed them as shrimp.
And then when it came to the cruiser they just took the shrimp and added a stick to the back. Then the battleship they just added more stuff to the back. Doesn't apply to the apoc, maller, or augoror (toaster) though.
The Arbitrator looks like it should be on the water though, it's awesome =D
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Put in space whales!
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Brutor Citizen 624
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Posted - 2006.06.27 16:55:00 -
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