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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15094
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:06:00 -
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I haven't seen one this week, so ill go ahead and make one just to keep the status quo on the forums. Ill try my best, so bear with me, suggestions are welcome in case I forgot anything.
Grrrrrr [Nullblob entity]!
[Things] are getting out of hand! Its time highsec brothers and sisters! Rise up against your own alts in nullsec! Its time for us all to band together and fight [random nullsec entity] because [reasons]!!!!! Bring your mission ships, your barges, your freighters, your haulers! Bring out your noobships, your fail fits, your officer fit everythings! Let us bring down furious vengeance and [random stuff] on [random nullsec entity]!
Let all who stand in our way, feel our might! Some of us wont make it back, but their sacrifice will not be in vain! We will shake the very core of nullsec with our [random attribute]!
They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (unless they take our freedom, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. free will? no, that's got to be covered under freedom somehow.. anyways, we will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.)
We will all meet up in Jita, unless you cant get in.. in which case we will meet in Perimeter..
Tanks will be mixed nano shield and bulkhead/armor with kinetic and EM resists. I am anticipating about 30 rats in the first pocket, 3 of which will be scrambling rats.. so we should take those out first, the trigger for the second spawn is the Goon in the blob to the right.. so no one pop him until we have the first wave taken out. Call out if your targeted, and ill put my light shield drones on you!
..you know what.. this is entirely too much work. We should just probably all turn on our autopilots and AFK it over to [nullsec capitol system]. Stations cant have that much HP, so our highly coordinated fleet should have it taken down in like.. an hour right? Just enough time to watch a couple episodes of something on [internet video streaming service]. Make sure to bring plenty of t1 ammo.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Carmen Electra
586
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:07:00 -
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plz include tl;dr
i dr ur post |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
2378
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:11:00 -
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Did Ctrl+F for Mr. Muffin, didn't find ): .. when everything else is gone .. |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
827
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:12:00 -
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I hope this group finds an officer cupcake spawn. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2708
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:12:00 -
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I for one refuse to read the op but am thoroughly outraged nonetheless. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
4065
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:18:00 -
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How to herd cats: - get fish - wave fish around - throw fish
All cats are now where you threw the fish to and will be there for a little while. Use catnip for more profound effects. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15098
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:19:00 -
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Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1993
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:19:00 -
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Go back to WoW, bear. 
   Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
7725
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:26:00 -
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Incinerate the Proletariat! "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6104
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:29:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!
Your [reasons] are [terrible/even more serious than you stated!]
[nullsec entity] are what help [highsec party I wish eradicated]! Both of them are just feeding support for [guy I argued with yesterday]'s ridiculously OP [ship+module combination] strategy that I am against!
This thread is [good/bad] and I for one {will/will not] stand for [something close to the OP but off enough to make things really confusing and allow a lot of derailment]!
Subs will be lost! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2710
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:29:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!
I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6104
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:33:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!
I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand.
I am now butting in to make myself seem more in touch with the OP!
[THING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OP NOW BUT SHOUTED IN CAPITALS!] and also capitals!
Which you would know if you ever [expletive] or had even [expletive] undocked in a [ship or pod]!!!! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1995
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:39:00 -
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I think efforts by the highsec community would be better served combating the evil uprising of the detrimental PLEX price.
Y'know, opinion.
   Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15099
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:42:00 -
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Guys, its been decided that we are going to use Eve Voice for coms due to its high reliability. If you don't have a mic.. or speakers that's ok. All I ask is that you keep your fire to only the target that I call.. or at least one of the 20 other ships in its general vicinity.
Our crack team of EFT wizards are developing a doctrine. Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1995
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:45:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important.
And that, sir, is where I lost it. Lmfao.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6111
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:47:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:I think [Statement attacking your intellectual level and/or sexual proclivity with livestock]!
KnowUsByTheDead wrote: efforts by the highsec community would A long paragraph that explains, in detail, not only that I entirely picked up your point completely incorrectly, but also manages to insult you further, get key facts wrong, tries to angle your point of view into alignment with Genghis Khan, Dr Mengelev and Capatin Crunch, but also uses your comment as a jumping off point to rail once more about [guy I argued with yesterday] and his [ship & module combination]!
KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Completely re-edited quote! I like cheese doodles!! Me too, Im glad we agree
KnowUsByTheDead wrote: the detrimental PLEX price.] Short, snappy snarky comment suggesting I never bothered actually read your full post in the first place       "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1997
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:49:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:
Stuff.
Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay?
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Felicity Love
Ka'ra Shabuir Inc.
2012
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:50:00 -
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My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! !

"Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe, to staff, how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1997
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:52:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! 
Only bad thing is EvE has gotten so predictable and boring....we are literally having to troll each other.
Has to be due to the RMT NULL CARTEL BLUE DONUT PLEX MANIPULATION SUBSCRIPTION DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
7729
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:54:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:
Stuff.
Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay?
Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite.
http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15104
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:56:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! 
Excellent point! Lets all shake the very bowels of nullsec with our mission ships! Think how far this will make the PLEX prices fall guys!!!!
I cant say mission ships any more.. The EFT dept said the beam hull stabbers were a no-go. We are testing out an autocannon shield coercer fit that looks rather promising, as well as an interesting Armor rail maelstrom. EFT cant be wrong on this one guys! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Haaranovor tenn
Trans Secunda Nulli Secunda
8
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:56:00 -
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pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë raise ur applicative body partpâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6113
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:57:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff.
Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay?
Righteous indignation!
Blasphemous and fairly bannable comment!
Irrelevant citation!!!!1!
Snort of derision
L2P
HTFU
It's only a game, so Put up a real good fight, I'm gonna be snookering you tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so Y'better believe I'm right, I'm gonna be snookering you, Snookering you tonight!
"Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
2004
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Posted - 2014.07.10 20:59:00 -
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I find that read interesting. Explains why these type players tend to also be polite and often the most helpful.
But, hey...if we are gonna shiptoast a thread, we may as well add everything, while simultaneously preparing for the nullsec invasion with laser hull stabbers. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
7731
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:02:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:I find that read interesting. Explains why these type players tend to also be polite and often the most helpful. But, hey...if we are gonna shiptoast a thread, we may as well add everything, while simultaneously preparing for the nullsec invasion with laser hull stabbers.
Of course, I was merely adding the "peer reviewed study that no one will read but still argue about what it says" portion. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2712
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:02:00 -
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Nerf afk cloaking! "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
7731
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:04:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: autocannon shield coercer fit
Lol wow. You have topped yourself, which I did not think was possible after "T2 beam hull tanked Stabber". "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
2004
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:04:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Nerf afk cloaking!
We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution.
Duh.
 Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
7733
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:06:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Nerf afk cloaking! We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution. Duh. 
But once you're done, it will definitely need nerfed, right? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6115
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Posted - 2014.07.10 21:07:00 -
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Accidental post on alt supporting KnowUsByTheDead's position in a spectacularly blatant falseflag attempt.
Go team! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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