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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15094	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:06:00 - [1] - Quote I haven't seen one this week, so ill go ahead and make one just to keep the status quo on the forums. Ill try my best, so bear with me, suggestions are welcome in case I forgot anything. Grrrrrr [Nullblob entity]! [Things] are getting out of hand! Its time highsec brothers and sisters! Rise up against your own alts in nullsec! Its time for us all to band together and fight [random nullsec entity] because [reasons]!!!!! Bring your mission ships, your barges, your freighters, your haulers! Bring out your noobships, your fail fits, your officer fit everythings! Let us bring down furious vengeance and [random stuff] on [random nullsec entity]! Let all who stand in our way, feel our might! Some of us wont make it back, but their sacrifice will not be in vain! We will shake the very core of nullsec with our [random attribute]! They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (unless they take our freedom, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. free will? no, that's got to be covered under freedom somehow.. anyways, we will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.) We will all meet up in Jita, unless you cant get in.. in which case we will meet in Perimeter.. Tanks will be mixed nano shield and bulkhead/armor with kinetic and EM resists. I am anticipating about 30 rats in the first pocket, 3 of which will be scrambling rats.. so we should take those out first, the trigger for the second spawn is the Goon in the blob to the right.. so no one pop him until we have the first wave taken out. Call out if your targeted, and ill put my light shield drones on you! ..you know what.. this is entirely too much work. We should just probably all turn on our autopilots and AFK it over to [nullsec capitol system]. Stations cant have that much HP, so our highly coordinated fleet should have it taken down in like.. an hour right? Just enough time to watch a couple episodes of something on [internet video streaming service]. Make sure to bring plenty of t1 ammo. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Carmen Electra 586	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:07:00 - [2] - Quote plz include tl;dr i dr ur post
Sibyyl Gallente Federation 2378	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:11:00 - [3] - Quote Did Ctrl+F for Mr. Muffin, didn't find ): .. when everything else is gone ..
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Unleashed Pestilence 827	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:12:00 - [4] - Quote I hope this group finds an officer cupcake spawn. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2708	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:12:00 - [5] - Quote I for one refuse to read the op but am thoroughly outraged nonetheless. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Abrazzar Vardaugas Family 4065	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:18:00 - [6] - Quote How to herd cats: - get fish - wave fish around - throw fish All cats are now where you threw the fish to and will be there for a little while. Use catnip for more profound effects. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15098	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:19:00 - [7] - Quote Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1993	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:19:00 - [8] - Quote Go back to WoW, bear. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7725	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:26:00 - [9] - Quote Incinerate the Proletariat! "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6104	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:29:00 - [10] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]! Your [reasons] are [terrible/even more serious than you stated!] [nullsec entity] are what help [highsec party I wish eradicated]! Both of them are just feeding support for [guy I argued with yesterday]'s ridiculously OP [ship+module combination] strategy that I am against! This thread is [good/bad] and I for one {will/will not] stand for [something close to the OP but off enough to make things really confusing and allow a lot of derailment]! Subs will be lost! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2710	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:29:00 - [11] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]! I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6104	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:33:00 - [12] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]! I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand. I am now butting in to make myself seem more in touch with the OP! [THING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OP NOW BUT SHOUTED IN CAPITALS!] and also capitals! Which you would know if you ever [expletive] or had even [expletive] undocked in a [ship or pod]!!!! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1995	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:39:00 - [13] - Quote I think efforts by the highsec community would be better served combating the evil uprising of the detrimental PLEX price. Y'know, opinion. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15099	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:42:00 - [14] - Quote Guys, its been decided that we are going to use Eve Voice for coms due to its high reliability. If you don't have a mic.. or speakers that's ok. All I ask is that you keep your fire to only the target that I call.. or at least one of the 20 other ships in its general vicinity. Our crack team of EFT wizards are developing a doctrine. Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1995	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:45:00 - [15] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important. And that, sir, is where I lost it. Lmfao. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6111	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:47:00 - [16] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: I think [Statement attacking your intellectual level and/or sexual proclivity with livestock]! KnowUsByTheDead wrote: efforts by the highsec community would A long paragraph that explains, in detail, not only that I entirely picked up your point completely incorrectly, but also manages to insult you further, get key facts wrong, tries to angle your point of view into alignment with Genghis Khan, Dr Mengelev and Capatin Crunch, but also uses your comment as a jumping off point to rail once more about [guy I argued with yesterday] and his [ship & module combination]! KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Completely re-edited quote! I like cheese doodles!! Me too, Im glad we agree KnowUsByTheDead wrote: the detrimental PLEX price.] Short, snappy snarky comment suggesting I never bothered actually read your full post in the first place "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1997	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:49:00 - [17] - Quote Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Felicity Love Ka'ra Shabuir Inc. 2012	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:50:00 - [18] - Quote My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! "Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe, to staff, how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1997	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:52:00 - [19] - Quote Felicity Love wrote: My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! Only bad thing is EvE has gotten so predictable and boring....we are literally having to troll each other. Has to be due to the RMT NULL CARTEL BLUE DONUT PLEX MANIPULATION SUBSCRIPTION DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7729	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:54:00 - [20] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite. http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658 "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15104	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:56:00 - [21] - Quote Felicity Love wrote: My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! Excellent point! Lets all shake the very bowels of nullsec with our mission ships! Think how far this will make the PLEX prices fall guys!!!! I cant say mission ships any more.. The EFT dept said the beam hull stabbers were a no-go. We are testing out an autocannon shield coercer fit that looks rather promising, as well as an interesting Armor rail maelstrom. EFT cant be wrong on this one guys! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Haaranovor tenn Trans Secunda Nulli Secunda 8	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:56:00 - [22] - Quote pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë raise ur applicative body partpâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6113	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:57:00 - [23] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Righteous indignation! Blasphemous and fairly bannable comment! Irrelevant citation!!!!1! Snort of derision L2P HTFU It's only a game, so Put up a real good fight, I'm gonna be snookering you tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so Y'better believe I'm right, I'm gonna be snookering you, Snookering you tonight! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2004	Posted - 2014.07.10 20:59:00 - [24] - Quote Kaarous Aldurald wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite. http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658 I find that read interesting. Explains why these type players tend to also be polite and often the most helpful. But, hey...if we are gonna shiptoast a thread, we may as well add everything, while simultaneously preparing for the nullsec invasion with laser hull stabbers. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7731	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:02:00 - [25] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Kaarous Aldurald wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite. http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658 I find that read interesting. Explains why these type players tend to also be polite and often the most helpful. But, hey...if we are gonna shiptoast a thread, we may as well add everything, while simultaneously preparing for the nullsec invasion with laser hull stabbers. Of course, I was merely adding the "peer reviewed study that no one will read but still argue about what it says" portion. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2712	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:02:00 - [26] - Quote Nerf afk cloaking! "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7731	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:04:00 - [27] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: autocannon shield coercer fit Lol wow. You have topped yourself, which I did not think was possible after "T2 beam hull tanked Stabber". "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2004	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:04:00 - [28] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Nerf afk cloaking! We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution. Duh. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7733	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:06:00 - [29] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Nerf afk cloaking! We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution. Duh. But once you're done, it will definitely need nerfed, right? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6115	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:07:00 - [30] - Quote Accidental post on alt supporting KnowUsByTheDead's position in a spectacularly blatant falseflag attempt. Go team! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2715	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:07:00 - [31] - Quote Kaarous Aldurald wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Nerf afk cloaking! We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution. Duh. But once you're done, it will definitely need nerfed, right? Clearly "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15107	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:11:00 - [32] - Quote Ok guys.. ive just heard that we are going to have to postpone the revolution for about 2 years. We don't have enough SP to PvP properly. Once we are at all level 5s we will do it.. but until then there is just no way. Plus, the planning committee has serious reservations about our planned crusade route. Apparently there is a low sec jump in there.. and because of it, we may lose some people. I am assured that our crack team will find a way from Jita to VFK that wont involve lowsec. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2007	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:14:00 - [33] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Kaarous Aldurald wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Nerf afk cloaking! We'll need afk cloaking for the glorious revolution. Duh. But once you're done, it will definitely need nerfed, right? Clearly Of course, and null will also come be known as CONCORD-sec with changes enabling CONCORD to be available on every grid. Ramona McCandless wrote: Accidental post on alt supporting KnowUsByTheDead's position in a spectacularly blatant falseflag attempt. Go team! Obligatory Often Used Pop Culture Generic Reply Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Paranoid Loyd 837	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:15:00 - [34] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Ok guys.. ive just heard that we are going to have to postpone the revolution for about 2 years. We don't have enough SP to PvP properly. Once we are at all level 5s we will do it.. but until then there is just no way. Plus, the planning committee has serious reservations about our planned crusade route. Apparently there is a low sec jump in there.. and because of it, we may loose some people. I am assured that our crack team will find a way from Jita to VFK that wont involve lowsec. If you're going to RP like this, you need to spell things properly "PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite
IIshira School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 1006	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:15:00 - [35] - Quote Meeooow!
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6117	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:18:00 - [36] - Quote [biomassing of alt happens around now] "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Kezia The Accused The Institute For The Study Of Pssshhh Development 12	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:19:00 - [37] - Quote The Institute thinks this revolution is not it at all. It needs more...pssshhh.
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2717	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:19:00 - [38] - Quote Ramona McCandless wrote: [biomassing of alt happens around now] Can I have your stuff? "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2008	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:22:00 - [39] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: [biomassing of alt happens around now] Can I have your stuff? I think everyone who posted in this thread should get stuff. At least shows that there is some community. Or we could just do a Bonus Room. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Belt Scout Thread Lockaholics Anonymous 538	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:23:00 - [40] - Quote I think this poast should be made a sticky. That way, when its needed, the rantpoaster can just cut and paste the Op into his own thread, sprinkle a few names and reasons, and let it fly. Think if the time that would be saved. They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6118	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:24:00 - [41] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: [biomassing of alt happens around now] Can I have your stuff? Gave stuff to cat's home Everyone is wrong, they canot see the OP's [genius/insanity] This will cause bad and all EVE IS DYING "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2717	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:25:00 - [42] - Quote Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky. That way, when its needed, the rantpoaster can just cut and paste the Op into his own thread, sprinkle a few names and reasons, and let it fly. Think if the time that would be saved. I have it bookmarked for use later. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Marsha Mallow 1265	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:27:00 - [43] - Quote X you have my erh, handbag or whatever pwnfit you settle on. Altho I just realised I can't afk cloaky camp an empire hub waiting for fleet cos of sec. WTF CCP. Ralph King-Griffin wrote: I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand. Start out outraged, offended and agitated then allow their word magic to work... causes drink spilages and not being able to forum in front of other humans, but sacrifices must be made. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE!
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 7735	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:27:00 - [44] - Quote Unsubs for everyone! "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." Clean Up Local 2014.-á
IIshira School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 1008	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:28:00 - [45] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: [biomassing of alt happens around now] Can I have your stuff? I think everyone who posted in this thread should get stuff. At least shows that there is some community. Or we could just do a Bonus Room. Bonus room
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2011	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:28:00 - [46] - Quote Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky. That way, when its needed, the rantpoaster can just cut and paste the Op into his own thread, sprinkle a few names and reasons, and let it fly. Think if the time that would be saved. Features & Ideas Discussion* in lieu of FuryBot. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.*
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2717	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:33:00 - [47] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky. That way, when its needed, the rantpoaster can just cut and paste the Op into his own thread, sprinkle a few names and reasons, and let it fly. Think if the time that would be saved. Features & Ideas Discussion* *in lieu of FuryBot. o7 FuryBot. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Marsha Mallow 1265	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:35:00 - [48] - Quote Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky Ye, no, They'll stick it in the RP forum. Not going in there, it's a scary place. +1 for bonus room. I like mayo and peanutbutter, but pretty sure I can win using Marmite. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE!
Belt Scout Thread Lockaholics Anonymous 539	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:43:00 - [49] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky Ye, no, They'll stick it in the RP forum. Not going in there, it's a scary place. +1 for bonus room. I like mayo and peanutbutter, but pretty sure I can win using Marmite. Nah, the RP forum isnt that bad. Just protect yourself by bring no less than TWO trained attack dogs. *I just make sure my Harley is parked pointing outwards to facilitate a fast escape if my wifebeater should be ripped off as soon as I walk thru the door. o/ They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2012	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:47:00 - [50] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: Belt Scout wrote: I think this poast should be made a sticky Ye, no, They'll stick it in the RP forum. Not going in there, it's a scary place. +1 for bonus room. I like mayo and peanutbutter, but pretty sure I can win using Marmite. Yea, we need to raise the stakes though. Full torso tattoos proclaiming UAE For CSM. After all, he is the leader of this glorious revolution. Remember, all it takes is full faith. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15110	Posted - 2014.07.10 21:53:00 - [51] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Yea, we need to raise the stakes though. Full torso tattoos proclaiming UAE For CSM. After all, he is the leader of this glorious revolution. Remember, all it takes is full faith. If you show me your full faith, ill give you 5x the faith in return! Join me, and our Highsec Autocannon Shield Coercer Crusade Doctrine will blot out the Nullsec sun! Songs shall be sung of our deeds! All of the stations shall be burned! Contract all of your assets to me now to donate to the Glorious Highsec Revolution! Don't vote for another unsuccessful CSM.. vote for an Unsuccessful CSM! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2720	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:03:00 - [52] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: If you show me your full faith, ill give you 5x the faith in return! Join me, and our Highsec Autocannon Shield Coercer Crusade Doctrine will blot out the Nullsec sun! Songs shall be sung of our deeds! All of the stations shall be burned! Contract all of your assets to me now to donate to the Glorious Highsec Revolution! Don't vote for another unsuccessful CSM.. vote for an Unsuccessful CSM! I will at some point (after a bottle of single malt bravery) attempt to kill someone in the "Unsuccessful At Everything Corcer -«" Belt Scout wrote: *I just make sure my Harley is parked pointing outwards to facilitate a fast escape if my wifebeater should be ripped off as soon as I walk thru the door. o/ Like so "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
Vortexo VonBrenner Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord 1453	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:18:00 - [53] - Quote Kaarous Aldurald wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Ramona McCandless wrote: Stuff. Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay? Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite. http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658 Interesting article. Uh...I mean...it probably isn't...yeah... Would feeling guilty about finding that article interesting be pretty ironic?...theoretically, of course.... I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming.
Jenn aSide Smokin Aces. 7169	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:26:00 - [54] - Quote This seems like a null sec thread so I came here, because everyone on this forum knows that null sec threads are safer than high sec threads.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Unleashed Pestilence 828	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:45:00 - [55] - Quote [OOPE/NCQ&A/F&I] Is that way. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15116	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:46:00 - [56] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Belt Scout wrote: I just make sure my Harley is parked pointing outwards to facilitate a fast escape if my wifebeater should be ripped off as soon as I walk thru the door. o/ Like so? The Glorious Highsec Revolution will give Nullsec the sternest telling off its ever had.. non-violently of course. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Victor Andall 593	Posted - 2014.07.10 22:59:00 - [57] - Quote I just unsubbed [x] alts to show ccp i mean business. Which they will no longer be getting from me! [Unrelated feature] is getting out of hand and needs a nerf. I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 2726	Posted - 2014.07.10 23:05:00 - [58] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Belt Scout wrote: I just make sure my Harley is parked pointing outwards to facilitate a fast escape if my wifebeater should be ripped off as soon as I walk thru the door. o/ Like so? The Glorious Highsec Revolution will give Nullsec the sternest telling off its ever had.. non-violently of course. I'm serious about that aue corcer-«, it's about the only thing that could make my billboard any funnier. Any time I get a kill/loose* (in keeping with the thread) one it will be in the name of aue for csm 10, the saviour of nullsec (provided we don't have to go into low sec to get there) "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything
admiral root Red Galaxy 1400	Posted - 2014.07.10 23:09:00 - [59] - Quote Grrrr, strawberry. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Chopper Rollins Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 889	Posted - 2014.07.10 23:28:00 - [60] - Quote Abrazzar wrote: How to herd cats: - get fish - wave fish around - throw fish All cats are now where you threw the fish to and will be there for a little while. Use catnip for more profound effects. Hey this gives me an idea! Wait... No it doesn't. Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Felicity Love Ka'ra Shabuir Inc. 2015	Posted - 2014.07.11 12:30:00 - [61] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: Felicity Love wrote: My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! ! Only bad thing is EvE has gotten so predictable and boring....we are literally having to troll each other. Has to be due to the RMT NULL CARTEL BLUE DONUT PLEX MANIPULATION SUBSCRIPTION DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... tightens the chinstrap on the Ol' Tinfoil Pointy Wizard Hat (with authentic sparkly PSSHHHH bits... ) I KNEW IT ! ! ! ! BASTARDS ! ! ! ! "Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -á-- That ambiguous and pseudo-technical term used by management to describe, to staff, how frakking cool something looks inside their own heads.
Yarda Black Epidemic. Nulli Secunda 229	Posted - 2014.07.11 13:32:00 - [62] - Quote Im done. Every time I stick with things. But not this time. I'm unsubbing because of this. For real! No you cant have my stuff!
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15138	Posted - 2014.07.11 16:08:00 - [63] - Quote I would like to thank everyone who mailed me to point out the fact that the AC Shield Coercer Doctrine might actually be viable. It brings much happiness to my heart to see our highsec brothers in arms help test our plans for nullsec domination! For all those who say the only downside is lack of warp disruptor or scram, fear not! Our missions have prepared us for this! Rats don't warp out! [random nullsec entity]'s pvpers have to act the same way! Onward to victory!!!!!!! OUR COERCERS SHALL BE FIT WITH THE FOLLOWING: LOWS 1x TRACKING ENHANCER II 2x GYROSTABILIZER II MIDS 1x MEDIUM SHIELD EXTENDER II 1x 1mN MICROWARP DRIVE II HIGHS 8x 200mm AUTOCANNON II RIGS 1x SMALL ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I 1x SMALL CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I 1x SMALL PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCELERATOR I *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 19553	Posted - 2014.07.11 16:32:00 - [64] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: I would like to thank everyone who mailed me to point out the fact that the AC Shield Coercer Doctrine might actually be viable. It brings much happiness to my heart to see our highsec brothers in arms help test our plans for nullsec domination! For all those who say the only downside is lack of warp disruptor or scram, fear not! Our missions have prepared us for this! Rats don't warp out! [random nullsec entity]'s pvpers have to act the same way! Onward to victory!!!!!!! OUR COERCERS SHALL BE FIT WITH THE FOLLOWING: LOWS 1x TRACKING ENHANCER II 2x GYROSTABILIZER II MIDS 1x MEDIUM SHIELD EXTENDER II 1x 1mN MICROWARP DRIVE II HIGHS 8x 200mm AUTOCANNON II RIGS 1x SMALL ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I 1x SMALL CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I 1x SMALL PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCELERATOR I You're not going with a Laser Thorax? [Thorax, The Spanish Inquisition] 5x Focused Medium Pulse Laser II (Scorch M/ Conflagration M) 2x Stasis Webifier II Warp Disruptor II Experimental 10MN Microwarpdrive I Damage Control II 2x Drone Damage Amplifier II 800mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Adaptive Nano Plating II 3x Medium Trimark Armor Pump I 5x Hammerhead II For extra "fun", swap out the 800mm plate, the adaptive nano and the rigs for a couple of extra DDA II's and some Transverse bulkheads Nil mortifi sine lucre
Middle Management Moron Old Folks Home 0	Posted - 2014.07.11 17:16:00 - [65] - Quote [quote=Unsuccessful At Everything] Once we are at all level 5s we will do it.. .[ /quote] Level 5??? I'm still stuck at level 1! Everyone keeps telling me to kill rats but there aren't any in here and I can't get the door open!!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!!!!
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15142	Posted - 2014.07.11 17:24:00 - [66] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: You're not going with a Laser Thorax? Give us time man.. its hard to make it cap stable! Cap stability is the first rule of pvp.. right? Our EFT dept is working diligently to develop the necessary tools for our crusade. We don't want a repeat of the Beam Hull Stabber fiasco. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Mythrandier Corporate Scum Cult of War 426	Posted - 2014.07.11 17:49:00 - [67] - Quote This thread is, beyond all doubt the greatest thing to appear on GD. Ever. UEA, I salute you sir. PS. Someone please sticky this. Fake edit. No seriously, sticky plix. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --á D. Adams.
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 19558	Posted - 2014.07.11 18:02:00 - [68] - Quote Mythrandier wrote: This thread is, beyond all doubt the greatest thing to appear on GD. Ever. UEA, I salute you sir. PS. Someone please sticky this. Fake edit. No seriously, sticky plix. His office diaries thread in OOPE is also pretty damn amazing. Nil mortifi sine lucre
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 5118	Posted - 2014.07.11 18:39:00 - [69] - Quote (Insert rabble here) Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15154	Posted - 2014.07.11 18:43:00 - [70] - Quote Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: (Insert rabble here) I believe [many / no one] [will / wont] [agree / disagree] with your [well reasoned / incoherent] [argument / ** post]. This is [exactly / not even close to] the reason our Crusade will [succeed / fail]! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?**
Raine Marelwe Republic University Minmatar Republic 13	Posted - 2014.07.11 20:19:00 - [71] - Quote So, is it like Mad Libs? Grrrrrr Eve University! Boobs are getting out of hand! Its time highsec brothers and sisters! Rise up against your own alts in nullsec! Its time for us all to band together and fight Brave Newbies because of their jocular disposition!!!!! Bring your mission ships, your barges, your freighters, your haulers! Bring out your noobships, your fail fits, your officer fit everythings! Let us bring down furious vengeance and seven walrus on Band of Pandemic Authorities! Let all who stand in our way, feel our might! Some of us wont make it back, but their sacrifice will not be terribly noteworthy! We will shake the very core of nullsec with our +7 Charisma! They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our ceaseless devotion to Mountain Dew: Code Red (unless they take our lunch money, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. our virginity? We will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.) We will all meet up in Jita, unless you cant get in.. in which case we will meet in my mom's basement.. Tanks will be mixed nano shield and bulkhead/armor with no logi support, except for what those incursion guys bring. I am anticipating about 30 rats in the first pocket, 3 of which will be furiously masturbating.. so we should take those out first, the trigger for the second spawn is the Last of the Mohicans.. so no one pop him until we have the first wave taken out. Call out if your targeted, and ill pray for you! ..you know what.. this is entirely too much work. We should just probably all turn on our autopilots and AFK it over to Dairy Queen. Stations cant have that much HP, so our curiously aroused fleet should have it taken down in like.. an hour right? Just enough time to watch a couple episodes of something on Hentai Planet. Make sure to bring plenty of mayonnaise.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15167	Posted - 2014.07.11 20:22:00 - [72] - Quote Raine Marelwe wrote: Stuff Infinitely more coherent than most of GD's past Highsec Braveheart / herding Cats threads. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6175	Posted - 2014.07.11 20:22:00 - [73] - Quote Megatron must be [stopped/aided in his cause]!!!!! "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15179	Posted - 2014.07.12 02:10:00 - [74] - Quote I really think this Highsec Crusade has a chance people! Our crack team of EFT warriors has pulled another viable fit out of their hat! I present to you, the Beam Laser Hull Tanked Thorax!!!!! I would like to thank all those who made this possible! Several different people mailed me very similar fits for this.. ive amalgamated them into this one that looks quite viable! OUR THORAXES SHALL BE EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: LOWS 1x DAMAGE CONTROL II 2x REINFORCED BULKHEADS II 2x HEAT SINK II MIDS 1x EXPERIMENTAL 10MN MICROWARP DRIVE I 1x OPTICAL TRACKING COMPUTER I (TRACKING SPEED) 1x X5 PROTOTYPE ENGINE ENERVATOR I 1x J5B PHASED PROTOTYPE WARP SCRAMBLER I HIGHS 5x FOCUSED MEDIUM BEAM LASER II (IMP NAVY MULTIFREQ) RIGS 1x MEDIUM TRANSVERSE BULKHEAD I 1x MEDIUM ENERGY METASTASIS ADJUSTER I 1x MEDIUM ENERGY COLLISION ACCELERATOR I DRONES 5x INFILTRATOR II Im telling you people.. if we keep this up, Nullsec may just give up before the fight even starts! I call dibs on VFK!!! ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!!!! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15179	Posted - 2014.07.12 02:48:00 - [75] - Quote This one just had to be shared. This just might be the crown jewel of the Highsec Crusade Armada. The Pulse Laser Armor Brawling Blackbird. Yes. You read that one right. Give up now Nullsec.. because.. damn.. just.. damn. BRACE YOURSELVES: LOWS 1x DAMAGE CONTROL II 1x 800mm REINFORCED STEEL PLATES II 1x ENERGIZED ADAPTIVE NANO MEMBRANE II MIDS 1x WARP SCRAMBLER II 1x STASIS WEBIFIER II 1x TRACKING DISRUPTOR II (TRACKING SPEED) 1x REMOTE SENSOR DAMPENER II (TARGETTING RANGE) 1x TRACKING COMPUTER II (OPTIMAL RANGE) 1x 10MN AFTERBURNER II HIGHS 3x FOCUSED MEDIUM PULSE LASER II (SCORCH) 1x SMALL ENERGY NEUTRALIZER II RIGS 2x TRIMARK ARMOR PUMP I 1x MEDIUM ENERGY COLLISION ACCELERATOR I DRONES 2x ACOLYTE EV-300 Seriously guys.. where was this enthusiasm during the last Highsec Braveheart thread? Does everyone who makes threads like this get flooded with potential fits of pure unholy badassery? I mean.. look at that Blackbird fit. LOOK AT IT. That is the most sexy thing I think I have ever seen... AND IM COUNTING JESSICA ALBA IN A ***** BIKINI PEOPLE!!!!!! . Nullsec, Ill expect your surrender offers soon. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?**
Gorinia Sanford Big n Large 61	Posted - 2014.07.12 06:08:00 - [76] - Quote Ok, stop! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!
Serene Repose 1427	Posted - 2014.07.12 10:45:00 - [77] - Quote Yah know. I'd go with you, but I have a date. Enjoy! I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Unleashed Pestilence 845	Posted - 2014.07.14 17:50:00 - [78] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything. You are hereby challenged to a duel. Armor Blackbird versus hull thorax. The stakes will be immense. After all, who wants that fit on their loss-board? New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Trii Seo Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes 643	Posted - 2014.07.14 18:16:00 - [79] - Quote Rabble rabble rabble! You shall fall before the might of our moongoo and renter driven, fully reimbursed and operational battlefleet! Bow to the power of blue doughnut, kiss the ring and accept the very generous offer we have for exclusive ratting rights to a system! Also, x'ing up for anything if the flagship is a Dominix hull called Mr. Muffin. Actually, the pilot should also be called Mr. Muffin. BoB was toppled by mittens, who says the current coalitions can't be destroyed by a muffin? Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? Covert pilots unite! Safer working conditions, less accidental limb loss due to unfortunate Cyno accidents! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=258986
Yarda Black Epidemic. Nulli Secunda 248	Posted - 2014.07.14 18:34:00 - [80] - Quote All buffer tanks... Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything! Wait...
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15242	Posted - 2014.07.14 18:50:00 - [81] - Quote Yarda Black wrote: All buffer tanks... Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything! Wait... Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis? What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk? Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc? Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Trii Seo Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes 643	Posted - 2014.07.14 19:37:00 - [82] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Yarda Black wrote: All buffer tanks... Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything! Wait... Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis? What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk? Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc? Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit! But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past? Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet? Covert pilots unite! Safer working conditions, less accidental limb loss due to unfortunate Cyno accidents! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=258986
Jenn aSide Smokin Aces. 7216	Posted - 2014.07.14 19:41:00 - [83] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Yarda Black wrote: All buffer tanks... Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything! Wait... Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis? What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk? Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc? Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit! The single most badass thing that could ever happen in EVE is if someone were to take these kinds of junk-fits and actually kill people with them
Nexus Day Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau 1022	Posted - 2014.07.14 19:51:00 - [84] - Quote Admiral Akbar, your services are needed in Perimeter. I too enjoyed MadLibs as a kid. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15242	Posted - 2014.07.14 20:09:00 - [85] - Quote Trii Seo wrote: But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past? We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Unleashed Pestilence 846	Posted - 2014.07.14 20:59:00 - [86] - Quote "Exqueroriorereeer". Please stop, my lungs hurt. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Zimmy Zeta Lisa Needs Braces. 42535	Posted - 2014.07.14 21:10:00 - [87] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Trii Seo wrote: But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past? We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron. ...but could I still bring my Draek ? I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 6257	Posted - 2014.07.14 21:12:00 - [88] - Quote Zimmy Zeta wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Trii Seo wrote: But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past? We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron. ...but could I still bring my Draek ? Nerf Draek Buff Dreak "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
Xercodo Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering 3598	Posted - 2014.07.14 21:14:00 - [89] - Quote Meow. The Drake is a Lie
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15245	Posted - 2014.07.14 21:19:00 - [90] - Quote Zimmy Zeta wrote: ...but could I still bring my Draek ? Armor Neuting Drake with cap boosters would be acceptable, as would the little known Passive Shield Sentry Drone Rocket Drake. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Malcolm Shinhwa Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team 2671	Posted - 2014.07.15 00:46:00 - [91] - Quote Like most posters, I am too lazy to read your entire OP, nor will I read the replies. I shall instead post my knee jerk response to one of your ancillary points that is probably mostly unrelated to the central thrust of your arguments. Frankly its not even guaranteed to be about whatever you were on about in the first place. Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (unless they take our freedom, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. free will? no, that's got to be covered under freedom somehow.. anyways, we will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.) The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us. If we're not supposed to shoot pods in hisec, why are they filled with meat?
Glathull Warlock Assassins 437	Posted - 2014.07.15 00:47:00 - [92] - Quote http://bash.org/?23396 Turrents
Hasikan Miallok Republic University Minmatar Republic 963	Posted - 2014.07.15 00:53:00 - [93] - Quote This thread always reminds me of this Cat Herding whenever I see the title.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15293	Posted - 2014.07.15 01:06:00 - [94] - Quote Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us. Unless nullsec acquires Spaceball1 and successfully transforms into Mega Maid... then they can take our sky. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Malcolm Shinhwa Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team 2673	Posted - 2014.07.15 02:00:00 - [95] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us. Unless nullsec acquires Spaceball1 and successfully transforms into Mega Maid... then they can take our sky. nuh-uh If we're not supposed to shoot pods in hisec, why are they filled with meat?
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15300	Posted - 2014.07.15 03:12:00 - [96] - Quote Now for the artists among you, I present to you the Highsec Crusades Active Rep Lineup: The AC Triple Hull Rep Celestis! LOWS: 1x DAMAGE CONTROL II 1x REINFORCED BULKHEADS II 2x POWER DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEM II 1x GYROSTABILIZER II MIDS 3x MEDIUM HULL REPAIRER II <---- dem seductive reps! 1x MEDIUM CAP BOOSTER II (NAVY 100) 1x EXPERIMENTAL 10MN MICROWARP DRIVE I HIGHS 3x 220MM VULCAN AUTOCANNON II RIGS 2x MEDIUM TRANSVERSE BULKHEADS I 1x MEDIUM PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCCELERATOR I DRONES 5x HAMMERHEAD II Im sorry.. but if THAT doesn't make you a tad moist.. then I have something else for you! The LAAR Dual Armor Rep Drone Rohk!!!!!!! (dramatic pause for background explosion sound) LOWS 1x DAMAGE CONTROL II 1x 1600MM REINFORCED STEEL PLATES II 1x LARGE ANCILLARY ARMOR REPAIRER 1x LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER II MIDS 2x OMNI TRACKING LINK II (insert flavor) 1x 100MN MICROWARP DRIVE II 1x HEAVY CAP BOOSTER II (NAVY 800) 1x WARP DISRUPTOR II 1x STASIS WEB II HIGHS 2x DRONE LINK AUGMENTOR II 5x 800MM HEAVY SCOUT REPEATING CANNON I (Insert flavor) 1x HEAVY ENERGY NEUTRALIZER II RIGS 2x LARGE TRIMARK ARMOR PUMP I 1x SENTRY DRONE DAMAGE AUGMENTOR II (what.. you thought we were going mediums on this bad boy?!??!) DRONES 2x GARDE II (dramatic pause for underwear explosion. we will wait for you to change and/or smoke a cigarette.) Oh I see.. youre into the kinky stuff. Well, the Highsec Crusade has you covered with our end all of Highsec Crusade technology... THE DUAL XLASB BLASTER APOC!!!!!!!!! (see a doctor... its not natural what you just did...) LOWS 4x CO-PROCESSOR II (you just got the tingles... its gonna be good...) 1x DAMAGE CONTROL II 2x MAGNETIC FIELD STABILIZER II MIDS 2x X-LARGE ANCILLIARY SHIELD BOOSTER (NAVY 800) 1x WARP DISRUPTOR II 1x 100MN MICROWARP DRIVE II HIGHS 8x NEUTRON BLASTER CANNON II (insert flavor) RIGS 1x LARGE ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I 1x LARGE CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I 1x LARGE HYBRID LOCUS COORDINATOR I DRONES 5x VALKARIE SW-600 Do you see that.. right there? That is 650 DPS OF HIGHSEC VENGEANCE. Someone call the ambulance and have a surgeon on standby.. because if that doesn't get fixed, youre going to look like a peeled back misfired bell rifle. Our crack team of developers really worked hard on this! Lets give them a big round of applause.. unless your hands are busy. Nullsec.. its time to give up. If you agree, change the name of Mittanigrad to "Unsuccessful's House of Pleasure". Ill be waiting. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Sibyyl Gallente Federation 2645	Posted - 2014.07.15 03:23:00 - [97] - Quote Malcolm Shinhwa wrote: The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us. Malcolm Reynolds. I miss you. .. when everything else is gone ..
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Unleashed Pestilence 858	Posted - 2014.07.15 23:38:00 - [98] - Quote Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed. 5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II 3x Transverse Bulkhead I 1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I 1x Small Hull Repairer I 1x Damage Control II Who needs mid slots anyways? 2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 15351	Posted - 2014.07.15 23:57:00 - [99] - Quote BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed. 5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II 3x Transverse Bulkhead I 1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I 1x Small Hull Repairer I 1x Damage Control II Who needs mid slots anyways? 2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I The spider tanking ability of this setup is incredible! Highsec, the time for excuses is over, now is the time for action!!!!!! Still awaiting that white flag nullsec.. you know you wanna raise it! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Hasikan Miallok Republic University Minmatar Republic 968	Posted - 2014.07.16 00:31:00 - [100] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed. 5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II 3x Transverse Bulkhead I 1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I 1x Small Hull Repairer I 1x Damage Control II Who needs mid slots anyways? 2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I The spider tanking ability of this setup is incredible! Highsec, the time for excuses is over, now is the time for action!!!!!! Still awaiting that white flag nullsec.. you know you wanna raise it! needs some drone nav comps in the mids and a MC-805
Rena Emishi The Scope Gallente Federation 69	Posted - 2014.07.16 04:19:00 - [101] - Quote The next time the gewns burn Jita. We should attack their home systems, no one will be home... we can have mining and ratting ops that will teach them. Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris
Grimpak Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance. 2121	Posted - 2014.08.13 08:52:00 - [102] - Quote this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img] [quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Ria Nieyli 17325	Posted - 2014.08.13 08:56:00 - [103] - Quote Grimpak wrote: this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [rebuttal] Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet. - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Major Xadi Celestial Phoenix Industries 38	Posted - 2014.08.13 09:45:00 - [104] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed. 5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II 3x Transverse Bulkhead I 1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I 1x Small Hull Repairer I 1x Damage Control II Who needs mid slots anyways? 2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I The spider tanking ability of this setup is incredible! Highsec, the time for excuses is over, now is the time for action!!!!!! Still awaiting that white flag nullsec.. you know you wanna raise it! I've never done this before, so I'm probably not good at it, buuuut...... Can I have your stuff? I mean, Is this the kind of thread where you ask that? The cessation of their usefulness is imminent, right? On second thought, I don't want all that garbage. Could you just liquidate and send the isk?
Grimpak Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance. 2121	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:11:00 - [105] - Quote Ria Nieyli wrote: Grimpak wrote: this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [rebuttal] [retort] [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img] [quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Xuixien The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People 1440	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:23:00 - [106] - Quote [NullSec entity] are literally BoB! They are killing EVE because [reasons unrelated to gameplay for average player]!!! Epic Space Cat
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 20092	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:28:00 - [107] - Quote Xuixien wrote: [NullSec entity] are literally BoB! They are killing EVE because [reasons unrelated to gameplay for average player]!!! Riposte involving the gravitational pull of your mother, and how it is responsible for climate change due to its effects on the path of any given orbital body. Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into the brain, where they ferment. They then migrate to your keyboard via your fingers. That's where shiptoasts come from. Nil mortifi sine lucre.
Debora Tsung The Investment Bankers Guild 1211	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:31:00 - [108] - Quote Abrazzar wrote: How to herd cats: - get fish - wave fish around - throw fish All cats are now where you threw the fish to and will be there for a little while. Use catnip for more profound effects. Unlike dogs, which might all run after the fish, some cats will wait and see if you have more fish. and some cats don't even like fish, they only like 3 Star Meat Paste mixed with tiny little pieces of salt and/or potatoes and bacon... Stupidity should be a bannable offense. Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
Erin Crawford 202	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:37:00 - [109] - Quote Grimpak wrote: Ria Nieyli wrote: Grimpak wrote: this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [rebuttal] [retort] refute
Ruskarn Andedare Lion Investments 541	Posted - 2014.08.13 10:57:00 - [110] - Quote Erin Crawford wrote: Grimpak wrote: Ria Nieyli wrote: Grimpak wrote: this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [rebuttal] [retort] refute not [refute], never [refute] - [retort] FTW!!!!!
Grimpak Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance. 2121	Posted - 2014.08.13 11:09:00 - [111] - Quote Ruskarn Andedare wrote: Erin Crawford wrote: Grimpak wrote: Ria Nieyli wrote: Grimpak wrote: this thread [stuff] because [reasons] [rebuttal] [retort] refute not [refute], never [refute] - [retort] FTW!!!!! [counter retort], also [derogatory accusation about your mother's weight] [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img] [quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 20092	Posted - 2014.08.13 11:12:00 - [112] - Quote Grimpak wrote: [counter retort], also [derogatory accusation about your mother's weight] Rebuttal [she's got big bones, and a docking perimeter] Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into the brain, where they ferment. They then migrate to your keyboard via your fingers. That's where shiptoasts come from. Nil mortifi sine lucre.
Grimpak Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance. 2124	Posted - 2014.08.13 14:00:00 - [113] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Grimpak wrote: [counter retort], also [derogatory accusation about your mother's weight] Rebuttal [she's got big bones, and a docking perimeter] [counter-rebuttal] + [rebuttal deflection] [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img] [quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Billy McCandless The McCandless Clan 410	Posted - 2014.08.13 14:15:00 - [114] - Quote ther is a plaice hear fore me to rite sumthin sew wun daye aye wuz flieing mi spasechip and thar wuz a fite happen at a gayt and aye thort billeh yoo cud maek sum munnie hear sew aye arsked if anyyone wannned to bye a brij an thars wen it all got hazee "Thread locked for being deemed a total loss." - ISD Ezwal
Grim Hood Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 80	Posted - 2014.08.13 14:55:00 - [115] - Quote I would like to see a fleet of smart bombing Hulk's. Make sure you all stay really close together for optimum damage output...

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