Where were you touched?

Okay, I feel compelled to ask why I was Evemailed by the OP, considering that I hadn't even posted in this thread up to now.

Can't recall if it's a violation of forum rules to post Evemails from other players, so I'll not do so just yet. Let's just say...it seemed awkward, at best.

Please forward it to me. I beg of you.

No, Riot Girl is right. Your corp sux, as does your alliance. You're better off without them.

I'm seeing that people are telling me to go join corps that "don't have drama" and are "open-minded". Can anybody give me some examples of such corporations, please?

See guys... this is the kind of thread that General Discussion SHOULD be filled with.

A little drama.
A little snarkyness.
A little good natured advice.
A little tinfoilhattery.
And a laughable fail or win at the end (preferably both).

You could post it on a neutral site to be 100% sure to not violate any rules...like SA, FHC or r/eve.
And I would love you long time for doing it. GÖÑ

Unfortunately, the only forums I am a member of, outside of these, are internal corp/alliance forums.

Since that is the case, I'll be forwarding the mail to all interested parties, in short order.

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

I can do it if you like Robert. Very trustworthy and reliable service.

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

Troll some more

I dont want to do this ... but ...

could you not just talk to the CEO ... sort out the misunderstanding and move on cause its not a big deal ... no harm no foul

save awoxing for when its deserved ...

if we awoxed everyone that did something stupid ... well id like to see the KB but they would probably break in minutes.

of course i am thinking this is a troll .. but it wouldnt be any fun if no one took trollbait.

I really need advice on how to get out of this. One wrong move, and I get thrown out into the barren, cold space and depossessed of my belongings. I urgently need advice on this matter.

Well you're thinking wrong.
If you're going to call anybody who needs assistance a troll, then this post is not for you

Hey, fellas.
About a week ago, me and some corp buddies decided to go rat some rogue drones. Upon warping to the site I discover that one of my corp mates came with an Archon. Believe me, I was amazed. It was the first Carrier I've ever witnessed in-game.
I've heard that Carriers have cool features, like their own hangars, fitting services etc. While messing around with the Carrier hangars, I accidentally pop out my friend's Republic Fleet Firetail. I apologize to him over TS3 and warn him that his ship is outside his hangar. He tells me it's OK, recovers it and shortly afterwards, I dock up and log off.
Today I logged in, and in my mailbox awaited a nasty surprise. Our corp Mentor sent me a message, claiming that he overheard a conversation about me "stealing somebody's ship". I was with multiple corp m8s out ratting so I don't know who is the idiot that blurted out that I robbed somebody. Some moron put me in really deep s**t . My entire corp is pissed on me, and I really need advice on how to get out of this. One wrong move, and I get thrown out into the barren, cold space and depossessed of my belongings. I urgently need advice on this matter.

Welp, ok..even though I am still convinced you are a troll, there is a certain amount of doubt now that you may indeed be at least a moderately new player who may genuinely be in need of help.

So here are some real tips how to get out of this situation, and I'm posting a baby platypus, too - just to show you that I am serious.

1. Go to your first post in this thread, click on the "report" flag and request this thread to be locked. Seriously, it's getting worse for you with every page, time to do some damage control before it's too late.

2. Your character is only 2 months old- he owns nothing that couldn't be easily replaced. Don't start a huge drama over a frigging Drake- go do some highsec missions instead and buy yourself a new one within a few days or so.

3. You might want to join a corp with an open door policy at this point. RvB is a good choice to teach you the basics of PVP, you can make new friends there until the dust has settled a little and then search for a more permanent home. EVE Uni might be also good, but their application process used to be a little complicated (in the past at least, not sure if this has improved now)

4. Change your Bio. Really, announcing if you are pro-CFC or counter-CFC is pointless for a young character who is not even part of a nullsec power block. But since about half of the playerbase are CFC and the other half are more or less against them, taking your stance now will p1ss off 50% of the players, no matter what.

5. Since you seem to be oddly obsessed about Goons, in order to join them you will need an active Something Awful account. Registering a new account will cost 10 $- if you think that isn't worth it, then you should maybe question your priorities. More info here.

Hope that helped and good luck!

$10 for a forum account?
You'd be better off buying PLEX.