AWOX

^^this.

If you're going to be accused of it, you may as well be guilty.

For the love of God, I've got a Drake, Procurer and stockpiles of fitting gear locked in there!

Troll some more

He's not trolling. Your alliance is terribad and they sound incredibly anal and uppity to boot. Find someone fun instead. Find the kinda guys who play self-destruct games in their carriers with all your stuff inside.

Troll some more

For the love of God, I've got a Drake, Procurer and stockpiles of fitting gear locked in there!

Like Goonswarm?

While I didn't before, I will now.

If I was your Corp CEO, I'd have booted you already. You have the maturity of a child too young for this game.

Man the **** up and address the situation. No need to come ask here. If you have even half a brain, this is something easy to figure out.

If you're going to talk dirt, go somewhere else, Riot.

Apart from idiocy of all this... If you were with a group of corpies and they heard you apologizing and owner saying 'ok' WTF do you care about some moron "who overheard" something? Tell him to frakk off, talk to owner to explain his side and if they still will have some problems... AWOX.

i think you should initiate a calm and reasonable discussion with your ceo regarding the issue, explaining in clear terms what exactly happened, and get the carrier pilot to do the same

then awox the fuckwits

Because my corp loves to point the finger to "suspicious" people and scream OMGOMG HE PEEKED IN MY ARCHON OMGOMGOMG KILLKILLKILL.
That...is why

It's ok OP, I've stepped in to help.

Your CEO has a link to this thread, so hopefully that helps you bring this out in the open and discuss it internally, instead if the rest of us discussing publicly, what is really a private Corp matter.

I don't know why you're doing him favours but it's all good.

It's ok OP, I've stepped in to help.

Your CEO has a link to this thread, so hopefully that helps you bring this out in the open and discuss it internally, instead if the rest of us discussing publicly, what is really a private Corp matter.

AWOX

Because some people like to try to help others instead of posting useless bullsh*t like you every single post.
Seriously...every post I see you make is complete garbage, insults, or trolling. You're annoying.

I rather enjoy Riot Girls posts, they are usually funny and well deserved. Your's however is just a toxic personal attack.

Now correct me if I'm wrong:
When Riot Girl first said "AWOX", she meant to say that I am an infiltrator and a skulking spy?

Now correct me if I'm wrong:
When Riot Girl first said "AWOX", she meant to say that I am an infiltrator and a skulking spy?

Because some people like to try to help others instead of posting useless bullsh*t like you every single post.
Seriously...every post I see you make is complete garbage, insults, or trolling. You're annoying.

For the love of God, I've got a Drake, Procurer and stockpiles of fitting gear locked in there!

I rather enjoy Riot Girls posts, they are usually funny and well deserved. Your's however is just a toxic personal attack.

I think the OP must be trolling but if not just talk to the CEO.

Because some people like to try to help others instead of posting useless bullsh*t like you every single post.
Seriously...every post I see you make is complete garbage, insults, or trolling. You're annoying.

This as well^

Come on people remove the corn cob and have a sense of humor. Eve is a game to have fun.

Dis gon b gud.
*grabs popcorn*

ISDs... for the love of god keep this thread open until his CEO responds here!! We want drama!!!!

I guess we have the CEO response.

The OP is in an NPC corp now.

Good work everybody, I am proud of you !

If you're going to talk dirt, go somewhere else, Riot.

I'm seeing that people are telling me to go join corps that "don't have drama" and are "open-minded". Can anybody give me some examples of such corporations, please?

If you're going to be accused of it, you may as well be

So sad that Scipio told his CEO, could have gotten much more interesting....

I'm seeing that people are telling me to go join corps that "don't have drama" and are "open-minded". Can anybody give me some examples of such corporations, please?

Scipio you bastard...
My situation is pretty grim in its current state. It could've ended with some nice drama though.

Scipio you bastard...
My situation is pretty grim in its current state. It could've ended with some nice drama though.

Scipio you bastard...

Thanks.

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in EvE. I'm touched.

Where were you touched?

Okay, I feel compelled to ask why I was Evemailed by the OP, considering that I hadn't even posted in this thread up to now.

Can't recall if it's a violation of forum rules to post Evemails from other players, so I'll not do so just yet. Let's just say...it seemed awkward, at best.

Please forward it to me. I beg of you.

No, Riot Girl is right. Your corp sux, as does your alliance. You're better off without them.

I'm seeing that people are telling me to go join corps that "don't have drama" and are "open-minded". Can anybody give me some examples of such corporations, please?

See guys... this is the kind of thread that General Discussion SHOULD be filled with.

A little drama.
A little snarkyness.
A little good natured advice.
A little tinfoilhattery.
And a laughable fail or win at the end (preferably both).

You could post it on a neutral site to be 100% sure to not violate any rules...like SA, FHC or r/eve.
And I would love you long time for doing it. GÖÑ

Unfortunately, the only forums I am a member of, outside of these, are internal corp/alliance forums.

Since that is the case, I'll be forwarding the mail to all interested parties, in short order.

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

I can do it if you like Robert. Very trustworthy and reliable service.

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

So do you know any cheap hauling services, you bee?

Troll some more

I dont want to do this ... but ...

could you not just talk to the CEO ... sort out the misunderstanding and move on cause its not a big deal ... no harm no foul

save awoxing for when its deserved ...

if we awoxed everyone that did something stupid ... well id like to see the KB but they would probably break in minutes.

of course i am thinking this is a troll .. but it wouldnt be any fun if no one took trollbait.

I really need advice on how to get out of this. One wrong move, and I get thrown out into the barren, cold space and depossessed of my belongings. I urgently need advice on this matter.

Well you're thinking wrong.
If you're going to call anybody who needs assistance a troll, then this post is not for you

Hey, fellas.
About a week ago, me and some corp buddies decided to go rat some rogue drones. Upon warping to the site I discover that one of my corp mates came with an Archon. Believe me, I was amazed. It was the first Carrier I've ever witnessed in-game.
I've heard that Carriers have cool features, like their own hangars, fitting services etc. While messing around with the Carrier hangars, I accidentally pop out my friend's Republic Fleet Firetail. I apologize to him over TS3 and warn him that his ship is outside his hangar. He tells me it's OK, recovers it and shortly afterwards, I dock up and log off.
Today I logged in, and in my mailbox awaited a nasty surprise. Our corp Mentor sent me a message, claiming that he overheard a conversation about me "stealing somebody's ship". I was with multiple corp m8s out ratting so I don't know who is the idiot that blurted out that I robbed somebody. Some moron put me in really deep s**t . My entire corp is pissed on me, and I really need advice on how to get out of this. One wrong move, and I get thrown out into the barren, cold space and depossessed of my belongings. I urgently need advice on this matter.

Welp, ok..even though I am still convinced you are a troll, there is a certain amount of doubt now that you may indeed be at least a moderately new player who may genuinely be in need of help.

So here are some real tips how to get out of this situation, and I'm posting a baby platypus, too - just to show you that I am serious.

1. Go to your first post in this thread, click on the "report" flag and request this thread to be locked. Seriously, it's getting worse for you with every page, time to do some damage control before it's too late.

2. Your character is only 2 months old- he owns nothing that couldn't be easily replaced. Don't start a huge drama over a frigging Drake- go do some highsec missions instead and buy yourself a new one within a few days or so.

3. You might want to join a corp with an open door policy at this point. RvB is a good choice to teach you the basics of PVP, you can make new friends there until the dust has settled a little and then search for a more permanent home. EVE Uni might be also good, but their application process used to be a little complicated (in the past at least, not sure if this has improved now)

4. Change your Bio. Really, announcing if you are pro-CFC or counter-CFC is pointless for a young character who is not even part of a nullsec power block. But since about half of the playerbase are CFC and the other half are more or less against them, taking your stance now will p1ss off 50% of the players, no matter what.

5. Since you seem to be oddly obsessed about Goons, in order to join them you will need an active Something Awful account. Registering a new account will cost 10 $- if you think that isn't worth it, then you should maybe question your priorities. More info here.

Hope that helped and good luck!

$10 for a forum account?
You'd be better off buying PLEX.

The cost is so you don't have to get spammed in the face with ads to cover site costs, like nearly every website wants to do now. It was a judgement call on their part, and a reasonable one at that. Seriously, **** ads.
That being said, there are plenty of pubbie corps in GSF (and even more in the CFC; yes, I am a pubbie) who don't require SA membership. Hell, even getting into GoonWaffe doesn't really require an SA account anymore, assuming you know someone in there who is willing to put their membership on the line for you. It's one of those "sure, we'll take you on your word, but when your pubbie fucks up, you're both getting purged" kind of things.