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Sarmaul 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.07.18 22:10:00 - [31] Why did Worf change the colour of his hair? Because it was a good day to dye. TEAM MINMATAR FORUMS - In Rust We Trust -
hired goon Euphoria Released Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2006.07.18 22:59:00 - [32] Lmao! Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't. -omg-
Scrofalitic One Total Warehouse Logistics	Posted - 2006.07.18 23:08:00 - [33] Q. What did the constipated mathematician do? A. Work it out with a pencil.
Sarmaul 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.07.18 23:08:00 - [34] Originally by: hired goon Lmao! Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't. TEAM MINMATAR FORUMS - In Rust We Trust -
Kurren Farscape Mining	Posted - 2006.07.18 23:41:00 - [35] Originally by: Scrofalitic One Q. What did the constipated mathematician do? A. Work it out with a pencil. --- --- --- --- SobaKai.com
Kindakrof Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 00:16:00 - [36] http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html --- --- --- my sig is pr0 Thanks for the lemon
Kindakrof Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 00:17:00 - [37] Originally by: Kindakrof http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html Linkage --- --- --- my sig is pr0 Thanks for the lemon
ParMizaN Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.07.19 00:18:00 - [38] This thread just made me cringe. sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris
Kurren Farscape Mining	Posted - 2006.07.19 00:28:00 - [39] Originally by: Kindakrof Originally by: Kindakrof http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html Linkage 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) --- --- --- --- SobaKai.com
ParMizaN Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.07.19 00:36:00 - [40] Originally by: Kindakrof Originally by: Kindakrof http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html Linkage W the actual F sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris
Cyndane Reviens	Posted - 2006.07.19 09:21:00 - [41] Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names. Lanfear's Bane.
HippoKing Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 09:30:00 - [42] Originally by: Kindakrof Originally by: Kindakrof http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html Linkage
Miessa Alex Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 09:55:00 - [43] Edited by: Miessa Alex on 19/07/2006 09:57:02 Edited by: Miessa Alex on 19/07/2006 09:56:38 Simply love this one: Women++ = Men
Melkor Bloodaxe Minmatar	Posted - 2006.07.19 10:03:00 - [44] Girls are evil: Proof --- Originally by: HippoKing Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
Crumplecorn Gallente	Posted - 2006.07.19 10:05:00 - [45] Originally by: hired goon Lmao! Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't. ---------- Always Up To SomethingÖ One of us is really thick, and I hope its you - Kalaan Oratay
Baldour Ngarr Artemis Rising	Posted - 2006.07.19 10:59:00 - [46] Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Girls are evil: Proof And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ... ________________________________________________ "I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked."
Melkor Bloodaxe Minmatar	Posted - 2006.07.19 11:12:00 - [47] Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Girls are evil: Proof And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ... enlighten me --- Originally by: HippoKing Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
Baldour Ngarr Artemis Rising	Posted - 2006.07.19 11:34:00 - [48] Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Girls are evil: Proof And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ... enlighten me "money is the root of all evil" is a misquote. ________________________________________________ "I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked."
Melkor Bloodaxe Minmatar	Posted - 2006.07.19 11:55:00 - [49] Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe Girls are evil: Proof And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ... enlighten me "money is the root of all evil" is a misquote. Hmm... It seems that you are right. Again something learned today --- Originally by: HippoKing Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.07.19 13:43:00 - [50] Hamlet obviously got it all wrong: 0x2b \| ~0x2b == 0xff -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
wierchas noobhunter Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 14:48:00 - [51] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Guy > Check out my hardware. Lady > I prefer the software. this one is realy good join col ! now
Kaylana Syi Minmatar	Posted - 2006.07.19 16:05:00 - [52] Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111 A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001 *****s me up every time Team Minmatar Carrier need Clone Vats
Kurren Farscape Mining	Posted - 2006.07.19 17:08:00 - [53] Originally by: Kaylana Syi Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111 A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001 ***s me up every time --- --- --- --- SobaKai.com**
Zaphoniggan Lordless Unbrella Alliance	Posted - 2006.07.19 17:19:00 - [54] Originally by: Kaylana Syi Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111 A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001 *****s me up every time I never understood why that'd be funny in the first place. Isn't it why anything would cross the road? ------------------------------ I refuse to use a sig until my picture is up .... Wait this is a sig
Kather Amarr	Posted - 2006.07.19 17:33:00 - [55] q. 3 cats are sitting on a roof. which one falls of last? a. the one with the highest mew q.what do u get if you cross a mountanier with river? a. you cant, a mountanier is a scalar
HippoKing Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.19 17:43:00 - [56] Originally by: Kaylana Syi Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111 A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001 I don't get it
Ralus eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.07.19 22:21:00 - [57] this is too true too: Ever wonder why you don't see many cookbooks that have been written by chemical engineers? Well, despite the fact that I happen to be one I can certainly understand why most folks wouldn't expect much from an engineer's "The Way to Cook" manual. This may be the reason why: Chocolate Chip Cookies Ingredients: 532.35 cm3 gluten 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 4.9 cm3 refined halite 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10) To a 2.0-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2.0-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction. Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piecemeal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to thermal equilibrium.
ReaperOfSly Gallente	Posted - 2006.07.19 22:59:00 - [58] Maths joke: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber? You can't do that. The mountain climber is a scalar. --------------------------------------------------------------------
Groes Thir Gallente	Posted - 2006.07.20 05:50:00 - [59] Heard this from a friend.. Q: How many Amarrians you need to change a lightbulb? A: None, the Emperor doesn't want any new changes!
FireFoxx80 Caldari	Posted - 2006.07.20 10:33:00 - [60] The balloon one reminds me of the two management theories: Seagull Management Fly over, **, fly off. Mushroom Management Keep them in the dark and feed them ** all day.

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