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Dark Shikari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 18/07/2006 13:07:18
Here's some I heard the other day that were actually pretty funny.
Q: What happens if you ferment an Abelian grape in a Klein bottle?
A: You make a topologist whine.
Q: At 3 o'clock, you come across a topologist in his office who still hasn't eaten his doughnut or drank his coffee from 10 that morning. What happened?
A: The topologist couldn't figure out whether to dunk his doughnut into his coffee mug, or his coffee mug into his doughnut.
Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat - you forgot to add the C!
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafT watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "you mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "all we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, at least one side of which looks black!"
The more nerdy, the better, bring 'em on 
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 13:07:00 -
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plz dont do it ....  
join col ! now |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.18 13:08:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 18/07/2006 13:10:15
An H+ ion is looking miserable, so one of his atomic buddies asks him wht the problem is.
"I've lost my electron" says the ion.
"Are you sure? asks the atom.
"Yes, I'm positive"
Q: Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs?
A: They don't commute
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.18 13:33:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Dark Shikari
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "you mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "all we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, at least one side of which looks black!"
I think this has already won the thread.
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Zezman
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.07.18 14:14:00 -
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One day, in the park, Hi Dro Iso, who was an asian proton, met the love of his life, an american named Jenny Tope, who happened to be a neutron. They decided to get married, and the paper announcing their wedding read: Hi Dro Jen Iso Tope to be wed today in Deuterium Park - Parents shed heavy tears.
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Cairo dog
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.18 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
An H+ ion is looking miserable, so one of his atomic buddies asks him wht the problem is.
"I've lost my electron" says the ion.
"Are you sure? asks the atom.
"Yes, I'm positive"
My chemistry teacher told us that. It made me sad.
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Cyndane Reviens
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Posted - 2006.07.18 14:47:00 -
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Two cats sitting on a tiled roof. Which one slips off first?
The one with the lesser mu.
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Why did the chicken cross the M÷bius strip?
To get to the other ... er ...
Lanfear's Bane.
(Lanfear needs paid again and box still isn't back up)
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.18 14:56:00 -
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My favorite I actually saw as somebody's sig on these forums...
"There are 10 types of people out there. Those that understand bionary, and those that don't."
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Jernau Gurgeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.18 15:03:00 -
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Edited by: Jernau Gurgeh on 18/07/2006 15:04:36
Originally by: Kurren
Edited by: Kurren on 18/07/2006 14:57:10
My favorite I actually saw as somebody's sig on these forums...
"There are 10 types of people out there. Those that understand binary, and those that don't."
That would have been me...
You wouldn't believe the grief that I've had from people who don't understand binary.
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.07.18 15:10:00 -
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i only know the binary one, but that one is good 
what was yours DS from awhile back about a rent and "i am a farad you will lose your ohm..."
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 16:31:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Cyndane Reviens
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
dont get it
anyway guys tbh no use of those jokes ...
u will newer tell any of those jokes to girl..
u will newer tell any of them to your friends ( well if your friends are geeky noobs u will do)
they are not funny
and tbh stop it
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 16:35:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Dark Shikari on 18/07/2006 16:35:46
Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
Originally by: Cyndane Reviens
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
dont get it
anyway guys tbh no use of those jokes ...
u will newer tell any of those jokes to girl..
u will newer tell any of them to your friends ( well if your friends are geeky noobs u will do)
they are not funny
and tbh stop it
To use the motto of the Washington Post: "If you don't get it, you don't get it."
Originally by: Samirol
i only know the binary one, but that one is good
what was yours DS from awhile back about a rent and "i am a farad you will lose your ohm..."
What did the capacitor say to the resistor who didn't pay his rent?
"I am a'farad you've lost your 'ohm!"
--Proud member of the [23]--
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Zaphoniggan
Lordless
Unbrella Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.18 17:58:00 -
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The fish.
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Suvetar
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:03:00 -
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A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am. But how did you know?"
"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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Border201
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Suvetar
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am. But how did you know?"
"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
Awesome!!! That one is going up on my wall at work!
Originally by: Tuxford
once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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HippoKing
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:34:00 -
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Heard most of them before, but not Originally by: Cyndane Reviens
Why did the chicken cross the M÷bius strip?
To get to the other ... er ...
I love it
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Suvetar
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am. But how did you know?"
"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
I love it! Absolutely classic.
--Proud member of the [23]--
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
Originally by: Cyndane Reviens
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
dont get it
anyway guys tbh no use of those jokes ...
u will newer tell any of those jokes to girl..
u will newer tell any of them to your friends ( well if your friends are geeky noobs u will do)
they are not funny
and tbh stop it
I tell them to my very beautiful girlfriend all the time...
She doesn't get them either though...
Of course, one day I may walk across the Harvard or Stanford campus and meet one of those super-model scientists... now I'll have something clever to say to ***** the ice instead of, "What's your sign?"
Originally by: Zapho*****n
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The fish.
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Border201
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 18:47:00 -
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And I'll add a few to it as well.
Management: If it isn't broke don't fix it.
Engineer: If it isn't broke it doesn't have enough attachments
another one:
An Engineer is at his retirement party. As he leaves he tell's management that he is now retired and he is not to be bothered by them. Well 6 months later a peice of machinery breaks down. The younger engineers try there best to figure out why this machine isn't working. After Days of trying they give up and management being disperate calls the retired Engineer. They tell him it will be just this one time and they will pay what ever he charges for his time to come in and look at it.
So the Engineer agrees and the next day comes in to look at the machine. He spends 15 minutes looking at it before he takes a piece of chalk and draws an X on one part of this machine. He then tells the manager next to him to have that part replaced. Sure enough after replacing the part the Machine starts working again.
2 Days later the Management receive a bill from the Retired Engineer for $50,000. Shocked by this amount, the Management demands a break down of the bill. So a day later the retired engineer sends a detailed break down of the bill.
It read;
Chalk to draw the X: $1
Knowing where to put the X: $49,999
After reading this the Management paid the bill and never bothered the Engineer again.
Originally by: Tuxford
once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.07.18 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Suvetar
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am. But how did you know?"
"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
Hehe
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Grandeur
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.18 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
Originally by: Cyndane Reviens
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
dont get it
anyway guys tbh no use of those jokes ...
u will newer tell any of those jokes to girl..
u will newer tell any of them to your friends ( well if your friends are geeky noobs u will do)
they are not funny
and tbh stop it
My fiancee was a statistics major, and she got a kick out of DS' jokes when I showed them to her earlier. So who's to say you can't tell these to a girl, hm?
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Henrik Yssuts
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:19:00 -
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Originally by: Border201
And I'll add a few to it as well.
another one:
An Engineer is at his retirement party. As he leaves he tell's management that he is now retired and he is not to be bothered by them. Well 6 months later a peice of machinery breaks down. The younger engineers try there best to figure out why this machine isn't working. After Days of trying they give up and management being disperate calls the retired Engineer. They tell him it will be just this one time and they will pay what ever he charges for his time to come in and look at it.
So the Engineer agrees and the next day comes in to look at the machine. He spends 15 minutes looking at it before he takes a piece of chalk and draws an X on one part of this machine. He then tells the manager next to him to have that part replaced. Sure enough after replacing the part the Machine starts working again.
2 Days later the Management receive a bill from the Retired Engineer for $50,000. Shocked by this amount, the Management demands a break down of the bill. So a day later the retired engineer sends a detailed break down of the bill.
It read;
Chalk to draw the X: $1
Knowing where to put the X: $49,999
After reading this the Management paid the bill and never bothered the Engineer again.
haha. love this one.
Designer Baby.
Use in sentence "You have a very nice designer baby sir, but mine is immune to cancer."
I know a guy who bought a used car once.
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:22:00 -
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Guy > Check out my hardware.
Lady > I prefer the software.
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:27:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Guy > Check out my hardware.
Lady > I prefer the software.
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Synapse Archae
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:02:00 -
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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are all attending conferences, and happen to be staying in the same hotel. During the night a freak electrical problem causes fires in all three of their rooms.
The engineer wakes up, sees the fire, fills the trash can with all the water it will hold, and douses the fire.
The physicist wakes up, sees the fire, fills the trash can exactly 7/10ths full and douses the fire without leaving a drop in the can.
The mathematician wakes up, sees the fire, says "A solution exists." and goes back to bed.
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Guy > Check out my hardware.
Lady > I prefer the software.
If your software crashes, you're more than welcome to use my harddrive to back up on.
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Border201
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Synapse Archae
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are all attending conferences, and happen to be staying in the same hotel. During the night a freak electrical problem causes fires in all three of their rooms.
The engineer wakes up, sees the fire, fills the trash can with all the water it will hold, and douses the fire.
The physicist wakes up, sees the fire, fills the trash can exactly 7/10ths full and douses the fire without leaving a drop in the can.
The mathematician wakes up, sees the fire, says "A solution exists." and goes back to bed.
Originally by: Kurren
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Guy > Check out my hardware.
Lady > I prefer the software.
If your software crashes, you're more than welcome to use my harddrive to back up on.
 
Originally by: Tuxford
once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:51:00 -
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Edited by: Psymon R on 18/07/2006 21:52:01
Here's some fairly rubbish ones...
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
Q: Why does a hamburger have a lower energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
Q: What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking?
A: In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
Also, I think these chemistry cartoons are quite good:
Molecules you should be aware of 1
Molecules you should be aware of 2
Molecules you should be aware of 3
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Mitch Manus
Regeneration
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:53:00 -
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I dont understand most of these 
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Sarmaul
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.07.18 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Sarmaul on 18/07/2006 22:02:24
Why do programmers always get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)
Bu-dum-dum-tish.
Just got this one from some random joke site:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the Judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satin is visibly upset and cries, "I have nothing, I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then, " says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pours forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything yet Jesus' program is Intact! How did he do it?"
God Chuckles, "Everybody knows...Jesus Saves."
TEAM MINMATAR FORUMS
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Sarmaul
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.07.18 22:10:00 -
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Why did Worf change the colour of his hair?
Because it was a good day to dye.
TEAM MINMATAR FORUMS
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hired goon
Euphoria Released
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.07.18 22:59:00 -
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Lmao!
Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't.
-omg-
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Scrofalitic One
Total Warehouse Logistics
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Posted - 2006.07.18 23:08:00 -
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Q. What did the constipated mathematician do?
A. Work it out with a pencil.
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Sarmaul
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.07.18 23:08:00 -
[34]
Originally by: hired goon
Lmao!
Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't.
TEAM MINMATAR FORUMS
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.18 23:41:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Scrofalitic One
Q. What did the constipated mathematician do?
A. Work it out with a pencil.
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Kindakrof
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 00:16:00 -
[36]
http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html
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Kindakrof
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 00:17:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Kindakrof
http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html
Linkage
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my sig is pr0
Thanks for the lemon |
ParMizaN
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.19 00:18:00 -
[38]
This thread just made me cringe.
sig edited for lack of pink really
PINK -eris |
Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.19 00:28:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Kindakrof
Originally by: Kindakrof
http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html
Linkage
1)
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3)
4)
5)
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.19 00:36:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Kindakrof
Originally by: Kindakrof
http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html
Linkage
W the actual F
sig edited for lack of pink really
PINK -eris |
Cyndane Reviens
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Posted - 2006.07.19 09:21:00 -
[41]
Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names.
Lanfear's Bane.
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HippoKing
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 09:30:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Kindakrof
Originally by: Kindakrof
http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html
Linkage
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Miessa Alex
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 09:55:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Miessa Alex on 19/07/2006 09:57:02
Edited by: Miessa Alex on 19/07/2006 09:56:38
Simply love this one:
Women++ = Men
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Melkor Bloodaxe
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:03:00 -
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Girls are evil: Proof
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Originally by: HippoKing
Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:05:00 -
[45]
Originally by: hired goon
Lmao!
Nice simple one here, you only need to know a bit about computers to understand. We all will, but your mum won't.
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Baldour Ngarr
Artemis Rising
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:59:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Girls are evil: Proof
And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ...
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Melkor Bloodaxe
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 11:12:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Girls are evil: Proof
And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ...
enlighten me 
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Originally by: HippoKing
Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
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Baldour Ngarr
Artemis Rising
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Posted - 2006.07.19 11:34:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Girls are evil: Proof
And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ...
enlighten me
"money is the root of all evil" is a misquote.
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Melkor Bloodaxe
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 11:55:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Melkor Bloodaxe
Girls are evil: Proof
And almost nobody can point out the mistake in this reasoning. I wonder who here will know what it is ...
enlighten me
"money is the root of all evil" is a misquote.
Hmm... It seems that you are right.
Again something learned today
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Originally by: HippoKing
Since when is justified killing more fun than random killing?
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Smagd
Encina Technologies
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.07.19 13:43:00 -
[50]
Hamlet obviously got it all wrong:
0x2b | ~0x2b == 0xff
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 14:48:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Guy > Check out my hardware.
Lady > I prefer the software.
this one is realy good
join col ! now |
Kaylana Syi
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 16:05:00 -
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Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111
A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001
*****s me up every time
Team Minmatar
Carrier need Clone Vats
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: Kaylana Syi
Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111
A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001
*****s me up every time
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Zaphoniggan
Lordless
Unbrella Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:19:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Kaylana Syi
Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111
A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001
*****s me up every time
I never understood why that'd be funny in the first place. Isn't it why anything would cross the road?
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Kather
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:33:00 -
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q. 3 cats are sitting on a roof. which one falls of last?
a. the one with the highest mew
q.what do u get if you cross a mountanier with river?
a. you cant, a mountanier is a scalar
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HippoKing
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:43:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Kaylana Syi
Q: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111
A: 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01110101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001
I don't get it 
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Ralus
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.07.19 22:21:00 -
[57]
this is too true too:
Ever wonder why you don't see many cookbooks that have been written by chemical engineers? Well, despite the fact that I happen to be one I can certainly understand why most folks wouldn't expect much from an engineer's "The Way to Cook" manual. This may be the reason why:
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients:
532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
To a 2.0-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation.
In a second 2.0-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.
To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.
Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piecemeal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm).
Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to thermal equilibrium.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 22:59:00 -
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Maths joke:
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
You can't do that. The mountain climber is a scalar.
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Groes Thir
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.20 05:50:00 -
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Heard this from a friend..
Q: How many Amarrians you need to change a lightbulb?
A: None, the Emperor doesn't want any new changes!
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FireFoxx80
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.20 10:33:00 -
[60]
The balloon one reminds me of the two management theories:
Seagull Management
Fly over, ****, fly off.
Mushroom Management
Keep them in the dark and feed them **** all day.
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Shigsy
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.20 11:50:00 -
[61]
Why dont women like computer geeks?
Cause all they've got is a 3" floppy...
*cough* It's something like that anyway
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Kari Kayira
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.20 17:53:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Suvetar
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am. But how did you know?"
"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
*laughs* That's my favorite so far. Keep 'em coming!
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