welp the CCP distraction campaign to save Chribba's tower appears to be working

welp the CCP distraction campaign to save Chribba's tower appears to be working

We are taking bids for a new station name. Please send your proposed name to me along with 50M ISK and I will make sure it goes to the right people.

Some of the current favourites:

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score
9UY4 - u bought mintchip a dress
9UY U no defend
DurrHurrDurr's House of Dicks

We are taking bids for a new station name. Please send your proposed name to me along with 50M ISK and I will make sure it goes to the right people.

Some of the current favourites:

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score
9UY4 - u bought mintchip a dress
9UY U no defend
DurrHurrDurr's House of Dicks

We are taking bids for a new station name. Please send your proposed name to me along with 50M ISK and I will make sure it goes to the right people.

Some of the current favourites:

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score
9UY4 - u bought mintchip a dress
9UY U no defend
DurrHurrDurr's House of Dicks

50M Isk sent, didn't get a reciept.

When it all boils down to it, this game is No-lifers versus people who pay their own bills.

truer words never written

Confirming TEST is entirely no-lifers who do not pay bills waging a holy war on the bill-payers.

9UY U no defend

Grats on using PL supercaps to shoot a Carebear.

Grats on using PL supercaps to shoot a Carebear.

They were just there to make the structure shoots less mind numbingly boring.

They did not participate in the subcap fight that was had today.

truer words never written

They were just there to make the structure shoots less mind numbingly boring.

They did not participate in the subcap fight that was had today.

Point stands, you still had to rely on someone else's supercaps to shoot a Carebear. What's Chribba going to do exactly, mine your Maelstrom fleet to death?

Still it's an achievement I suppose, getting an Alliance to carry you through blowing up a tower belonging to one of their member's boyfriend. Not everyone could pull that one off.

All is fair in love and war, son.

Point stands.

Point stands, you still had to rely on someone else's supercaps to shoot a Carebear. What's Chribba going to do exactly, mine your Maelstrom fleet to death?

Still it's an achievement I suppose, getting an Alliance to carry you through blowing up a tower belonging to one of their member's boyfriend. Not everyone could pull that one off.

As long as that point is "If you can't defend space, you can't have space".

Confirming TEST is entirely no-lifers who do not pay bills waging a holy war on the bill-payers.

testy

Did either of you attempt to help Chribba?

I don't always post on eve forums, but when I do, I'm smug as hell.

Grats on using PL supercaps to shoot a Carebear.

Every time I make such an assertion, from out of the woodwork comes these people boasting their 8 hours a day job.

Let's be honest, the way things are today, if you are out the door at the 8 hour point you are either in a union job (and should not call it a job) or what we in the modern labor force refer to as "dead weight".

So enjoy your EvE dominance now but we'll see you in OOPE singing the blues when the reorganization (fancy word for layoffs) comes.

But if all I worked as an exact 40 hours a week the time I could spend on other matters would not be on a game, as much as I would like sometimes.

The sad thing is I probably make more money than you.

But you're not seriously trying to turn an internet epeen thread into a RL peen thread are you?

gf o7 m8s


9U4 Tickets To Sweden and You Didn't Score

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score
9UY4 - u bought mintchip a dress

If I did, that probably would not accomplish anything.

Well here's what I was thinking:

People like to post their internet celebrity status or epeen to make up for their actual lives, or vice versa, but in reality they're usually just concerned with their ***** size.

So **** pics on three?

Let's be honest, the way things are today, if you are out the door at the 8 hour point you are either in a union job (and should not call it a job) or what we in the modern labor force refer to as "dead weight".

Congrats, nice work. Haven't been able to log on myself, sorry for not being online and serving kladdkaka and coffee for the fighting pilots.

It's been an honor running the place for everyone over the past year

/c

We'll take that as "Didn't want that system / station anyways"

You could rename it in honor of its former owner:

Uncle Tom's Cabin

What do you expect?
1v (how many thousend) ?

Even if CVA would try to help him it's still some hundret vis some thousend.

You're joking right? A couple nights ago to reinforce the station Test had maybe 90 pilots and they were all subcaps and no one showed up to defend.

I thik it's time for test to lose their space now :)

We'll take that as "Didn't want that system / station anyways"

and we have a naming winner :)

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/outpost/9UY4-H

/golfclap

Interesting read but in the large scheme of things meaningless. I look forward to lurking for many more years on these forums waiting for the eventual fall of TEST and the laughs that will ensue.

Just out of curiosity, are there any other "freeports", or was Chribba's station the last one?

That sounds like a great deal for the amount of assets that are probably stuck in there.

That sounds like a great deal for the amount of assets that are probably stuck in there.

As CEO and owner of the 9UY4-H station, I'm now accepting offers to purchase it.

If 10B is deposited in my wallet, I will set the station freeport. Standings can be arranged for docking rights for a fee as well.

Now that TEST has taken Chribba's station in 9UY4-H we're in the middle of doing some restructuring to it. There are a few offices that are going to be opening up soon. If you and your corp would like a chance to own a piece of EVE history please PM Spams McCats either here or in-game. We can discuss prices or maybe work out a barter. All inquires welcome.

Buyers, don't purchase it without a secure 3rd party

/c

ROFLMAO

winning!

I hope they break all the big alliances' toys so that some new smaller alliances can get a toe hold on the space. Change things up bit.

Winning what? Office rentals are direct transactions. Do you need a third party to contract an officer mod in Jita?

And enough with the Charlie Sheen. What are, you, 13?

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10B for the station not a f***ing office

Winning what? Office rentals are direct transactions. Do you need a third party to contract an officer mod in Jita?

And enough with the Charlie Sheen. What are, you, 13?

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10B for the station not a f***ing office

Just posting here that Spams McCats is in fact authorized to handle these transactions.

These are two separate offers. They are independent of each other. We can work out the price of your office if you contact me.

Buyers, don't purchase it without a secure 3rd party

/c

Buyers, don't purchase it without a secure 3rd party

/c

But if all I worked as an exact 40 hours a week the time I could spend on other matters would not be on a game, as much as I would like sometimes.

09:18:31 Notify Dreddit has claimed sovereignty in 9UY4-H on behalf of Test Alliance Please Ignore

... If you and your corp would like a chance to own a piece of EVE history ....

Buyers, don't purchase it without a secure 3rd party
/c

Just out of curiosity, are there any other "freeports", or was Chribba's station the last one?

History? You guys stomped on the history and are now selling off parts of the carcass.

gf o7 m8s


9U4 Tickets To Sweden and You Didn't Score

Came expecting tears.
No tears.
This whole event has failed my tear collector.
Why you fail my tear collector TEST?
Goons gave me ice tears.
You have provided no tears.
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

Is anyone paying attention to us?

Would love to, but all I get are short breaks. Even if I had the day off - and won't get one that I asked for tomorrow, there's much to do in RL.

Now, if CCP would just let ships to point-to-point dialed in hyperwarp, I could be there the moment I get free, but the bookmark fu required to navigate the gank pipelines and get over the Great Wall of Carebear (there are bears on BOTH sides of this wall, by the way) means a day of traveling and then it will be over or the place will be blob city.

Some of the current favourites:

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score
9UY4 - u bought mintchip a dress

Nulli Secunda does. Directly from their Alliance bi-weekly update:

"Speaking of gimps, we need to talk about Morsus Mihi. They are packing up and leaving Delve, having been fuckcamped so badly they had to call a CTA's just to be able to undock from 1DH. They got Grath'd. Tough break. Now they are going to Curse or some ****, I don't even want to know anymore. I don't want to encourage underhanded behaviour, but there might still be some evacing going on, if you're looking for dishonourable ganking. "

Serious question, does Test Alliance have a younger average pilot? So many of their posts are angsty and aggressive and just stink of the teenage hormones of someone who doesn't realise that this is a game. Particularly the passive aggressive responses to Chribba's posts, who, for most of you, you probably don't realise you use his free online services all the time. The guy tries to have some humility in defeat and this seems to displease you, were you expecting tears? The bloke obviously realises this is a game.

I don't know but the last time I bought some chick a dress it was because I fouled the old one with man milk.

9UY4 - u flew mintchip to sweden twice and probably didn't score

Are Test Goon Pets or are the Goons Tests Pets?

I heard somewhere that goons doesnt work with pets, they work with allies, since as it turned up having PETs doesnt make you stronger, having "visitors" neither.

Not sure tho.

People are people are people.. playing this game playing this game.

Congrats, nice work. Haven't been able to log on myself, sorry for not being online and serving kladdkaka and coffee for the fighting pilots.

It's been an honor running the place for everyone over the past year

/c

I heard somewhere that goons doesnt work with pets, they work with allies, since as it turned up having "pets" doesnt make you stronger, having "visitors" neither.

Not sure tho.

People are people are people.. playing this game playing this game.

"Hey guys, we took the popular guy's station while he was away!

Guys? Hello?

Look at us! Look what we did!!

Is anyone paying attention to us?"

"Hey guys, we took the popular guy's station while he was away!

Guys? Hello?

Look at us! Look what we did!!

Is anyone paying attention to us?"

This is a sov-holders only thread. Sorry but you have to leave.

Camping AFK people is a true sign of strength

The entire time PL was down there, they sat outside station for maybe for an hour or two every other night, catching random idiots undocking alone, while everyone else just docked up next door and went roaming.

They did give us a fantastic set of bomber kills a couple times.

The reason MM moved to Curse had nothing to do with PL, who had left before word of moving even got out. Try again, sunshine.

but maybe y-+u don't real-ûze how d-ûsh-¦artening it is to those of us who log on and try to join fleets everyday. The same Drake/Cane roam to Y-2 or try to sneak bombers out to bomb the people camping us in station day after day with no real goals or direction gets old.

The people leaving the alliance now are active and do like PvP but are bored with the current situation.
We grunts have been told more info coming soon for 4 months now and nothing happened. NOTHING AT ALL.

I personally think we have been patient enough.
Also the reason we get so little people in fleets is because people are tired of not getting any infoGÇÜ
Only Drake and cane fleets all the time (th-+se fleets are utter crap btw espec-ûally for log-û pilots lik-¦ me).
We don't undock versus enemiesGÇÜ I mean What the **** h-+w can you even dare cla-ûm-ûng MM is a PVP allianc-¦ if you don't undock.

Sure our 10 man fleets will do very well against the 300+ goon fleet or the 90 man Evoke fleets.

I have lost faith in our leadership.

Seems we are nicer to our enemies then to our allies.

Just admit that this whole FC training thing in delve has failed.

Just thought of something how many new FCs did we train in the past 3 months and are still active?
How many of our new epic fleet doctrines worked?
How many doctrines did we invent that failed?

Goons are TEST pets. :twisted:

Confirming the station's new name is: "9UY4-H II - Tickets to Sweden for Nothing"

I had this toon docked here before the big battle. I think I'm going to leave him here permanently just to **** off TEST. "How the hell did this foo get inside our station?????"

Yeah, that'll make them angry something fierce.

Confirming you guy's suck at naming.

Incredible... After like 10 days TEST finally managed to beat the 1-man alliance...

All New Eden is thrilled by your amazing PVP skill...

Blame the ******** dominion sov system.

09:18:31 Notify Dreddit has claimed sovereignty in 9UY4-H on behalf of Test Alliance Please Ignore

09:18:32 Notify Dreddit looks "a bit naff" on behalf of Test Alliance Please Ignore whilst Chribba walks away with the Style and Uberness trophy and +1 rep

You're joking right? A couple nights ago to reinforce the station Test had maybe 90 pilots and they were all subcaps and no one showed up to defend.