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Kaaii
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:25:00 -
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My charon in VOTS to a nerfious log in trap... 
"..Id rather fall beside 10 lions, than stand with One thousand sheep.."
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magickangaroo
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:34:00 -
[32]
not where ive been gank but been part of the gankers. bob had been expecting an event team to lead up norad,fa,vc all those sorts of guys.
anyhow while we were waiting in nol seeing as we were expecting an attack in the heart of our teritory the enemys started converging.
due to some cunning a group seperated off and took out a large chunk of the expected enemys on theyre way to meet up with the event guys.
the only player allaince still around was norad really with a few of everyone else floating by. anyhow to cut a story short they didnt attack nol they attacked 8 or so jumps away. our fleet of 200 + 5 or so capitals iirc, had to move to get a fight which sucked. lag was a plenty and it took me and everyone else an hour almost to get all the way to the fight.
were all geared up at the anticipation of killing some of these serpentis event guys and the assorted norad. serps were mostly in capitals iirc thou i dont know the exact number where as norad supplied most of the tackling and crusier power (think they were light on bs but not 100%)
anyhow we jumped in waited the acustemd 10 mins to load up and were like ok lets rock and roll, warped in on the interlopers.
while this was goin on our capitals joined us taking alot less time to cover the distnace than the hour it took most :) while i was waiting to load up the enemy fleet reports of "omg theyre jumping out!!!" filtered thru comms. the capital fleet of the serpentis had decided to abandoned the norad guys leaving them to be uterly slaughtered. i dont think we took a single loss tbh but u never know. the were totally steam rollered and i think it was characterised by a norad member in local sayin something akin to "where the hell did they go!"
anyhow i felt a bit sorry for norad after that and have always tried to be nice.
the whole evening probally took out hundreds of enemy ships and to only a handfull of losses if any. would have been cool if i had actually loaded any of this but all i saw was the sudden apearence of about 70 norad cans.
the poor guys :(
the whole debacle put back the aridia locals attempt to hit bob for a while, till pretty much the 9cg fun.
mgk
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Nugry7
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:06:00 -
[33]
Edited by: Nugry7 on 21/07/2006 13:10:02 the worst pwn i have got my self in was late in the great north war, we where about 50+(not sure along time ago i think it was in system called lek-n or something) fighting some BoB dual mwd cruisers, they managed kill most of our suport. so BoB batleships jump in, only i see was alot of gate activasion then some red and then LAG and finaly ctd , i log back in with in a minute , becaus i droped at gate i warp straigt back in when i log in, so i warp back to a bubble with very very many BoB and not one friendly, i managed to tank for awhile nearly got out of the bubble then boom and my pod warps away. my first large fleet batle in a batleship and maby the most fun in eve i have had.
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jarack
Energy.
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:15:00 -
[34]
Solarsystem - HED-GP Shiptype Lost - Zealot Worth - Roughly 1 billion isk - inc ship price Why - Went afk on keb gate whilst a RAT sniper was about ^^ oh and lost full set +3 
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Mr Happ
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:18:00 -
[35]
I got gang banged by 100 xetic in hed-gp when i first started :/
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Havelcek
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:32:00 -
[36]
About 2 months ago I was ratting with my alt hauler on my 2nd PC...just tooling along from one belt to the next, getting lazier and lazier. Finally my (now) wife comes in and starts talking to me and I get distracted cause she's asking me questions THAT MUST BE ANSWERED RIGHT NOW. Instead of warping my Raven to belt x I click warp gang to belt x...bout 20 seconds later my hauler goes pop right next to my Raven with at least 3Km3 of loot. Blah.
Pwned by the wife 
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Robbie Boozecruise
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:36:00 -
[37]
navy raven - 1.4bill gist tank - 1.5bill faction launchers - 2bill officer dmg mods - 1bill
setting autopilot t the low sec system and not eh high sec just befre the lowsec system and going afk for 5 hrs - Priceless.. i was killed buy a mega that i later found out had taken 10 mins to kill my ship it was his first time sniping and only had 1mill sp in gunnery
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Tessa Vaako
Ars Caelestis HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.07.21 13:53:00 -
[38]
Our corp lost a Gyrostab II BPO to a FIX gang squad.
Personally I lost a Machariel to a ECM raven with T2 torps and no tank. Bloody IWIN buttons. -- The Future is Exciting.
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Nikita Fontaine
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 14:15:00 -
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Worst one I remember was a corp war we had over a year ago when most of us in corp were noobs, we got war deccecd by B0B0 Monkey Insurance vendors, 11 of us were waiting for them in 11 blackbirds (lol - before ECM was changed) we could/should have jammed the hell out of them - hostile force of around 6-7 jumped in - mainly Battleships. Us beeing mainly noobs all locked the first few on the overview and target jammed...problem was we all chose the same targets so half the hostiles werent jammed, we were barbequed horifically. I still look back and chuckle at it. ----------------------------------------------- Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ
Directors are like buttons they hold things together.
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Razor Jaxx
Fate. Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.07.21 14:17:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Alberta
Originally by: Razor Jaxx ...Phonix, who is our gang-leader, in a rare doh moment...
I'm not too sure about the rare part there. This is the same guy that podded himself back to empire to get a new set of implants, plugged them in and then podded himself back to Fade after being told there was a hostile fleet on the way. 
Hahahah, I'd forgotten about that one. 
You gotta hand it to the man, though, he's so eager to get into a fight he'll do almost anything, that's one of the numerous reasons I lub him so much. 
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Plim
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.21 15:59:00 -
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Enter random 0.0 system. darth turns up.
Darth: is the area clear?
Plim: Yeah I think so.
Darth: omg omg shoot me.
Plim. Er.. k.
ENEMY FLEET: Hi. -----------------
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DrVomact
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.07.21 16:56:00 -
[42]
It's my first day in CELES and with a shiny new Raven and a head full of +3's I decided to make the trip up to Fountain via Aridia. I'm chatting away to the guys on teamspeak and the talk is about our fights with other corps in the area and the VC alliance we were part of at the time.
Then in a 0.4 in Aridia I come across a ship marked as -10. Sh*t guys its the CEO of one of the corps you were saying we're at war with. He's at a gate in 0.4 in a Vindictor!!! And so with visions of glory and killing an enemy CEO and vindictor I let fly my torpedos.
The guy seemingly bemused by this assault doesn't do anything but then I start taking damage. WTF! the sentries are shooting me......and then the voice comes over teamspeak "Dude, that war ended yesterday!"
Well Sh*t. As I desperately try to align back outta there the Vindicator pilot wakes up and I'm being hammered by his guns too. Thankfully though he doesn't have a scrambler fitted and I make it out on 6% structure with the guys laughter echoing in local.
But thats not even the sad part :) So i'm sitting at a Safespot looking at my smoking ship and I decide I better get some repairs before heading up again. No instas for the area so I warp to nearest station at 15km and am slow boating it to station when a BoB inty lands on top of me. Hmmm aggress, try to flee or continue slow boating to station? I grit my teeth and continue on the path to that station. Inty is still popping away rather ineffectually and doesn't seem to have me webbed so maybe i'll make it through this!
Then with a sinking feeling I watch as local pops by about 20/30. Come on ya slow basta*d move move move!! but its to no avail and very soon I wake up back in Empire minus my implants and minus my shiny new Raven. Was a learning experience though :)
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Imode
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.07.21 18:35:00 -
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I'm in 9CG minding my own business when I hear of a couple hostile The Kru (Verizana & Ben Hump) Thoraxes jumping in and out of the system hoping for some free ganks. So I undock in some random Raven that I had setup in station. It's loaded with nothing but FoF missiles, but i figure it's enough to take on a couple thoraxes. I warp to the P-Z gate just as they jump out. I decide to stick around because they had jumped back and forth a few times already. A second or two later, a RAT pilot in a crow jumps through... Didn't quite expect that so I didn't know what to make of it. He immediately MWD's at me and begins engaging. 2 seconds later, there's a RAT Incursus, Harpy, Rupture, Munin and an AC Tempest also shootzing me. And I'm gone in under 30 seconds :D
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Cohkka
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Posted - 2006.07.21 18:58:00 -
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Originally by: DrVomact It's my first day in CELES and with a shiny new Raven and a head full of +3's I decided to make the trip up to Fountain via Aridia. I'm chatting away to the guys on teamspeak and the talk is about our fights with other corps in the area and the VC alliance we were part of at the time.
It's like a curse. Most new pilots in CELES get podded within their first 24h in the corp...
My losses were never very funny. Altho it was hilarious, when I took down 2 BS in one day in a Harpy (one being unfitted, the other being Gallente agentrunner) I tried the same on a properly fitted BS. I didn't last long...
Usualy after winning an engagement I should have lost on paper I become very unpatient... and get ganked at the next gate. That's why I started to log off for 30 mins after a few kills to cool down a bit.
Don't speak english, just F5, F5, F5... |

Torrence Osti
Northern Empire The Big Blue
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Posted - 2006.07.21 19:02:00 -
[45]
Was going through low-sec and came upon a gate camp, of about 10-20 people. I was still cloaked and in a relatively fast ship (Tristan) I hit my insta book mark, and as my ship starts aligning... I hit stop, for no damn reason. Gah! Yeah I got popped. Got my pod away though haha. 
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djNME
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.21 19:16:00 -
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Hey,
Well this was corp loss and barely that but the most embarassing as the guy was still in DAB tags. One of our older friends came back to dab. He explained life had changed for him and he needed to sell the account. It was carrier pilot account and he wanted to ask us first if we wanted to buy it. That was nice of him.
So in the meantime 12 hours of waiting till isk accoutn was online, guess the wait was to long for him. So he either sold the account too a noobie or just didn't care. Because I hear a DAB carrier is in 5zzx sitting there doing nothing. At this time wasn't aware of any fully trained carrier pilots so I inquired a bit more. I found out it was Anke a former pilot (account is no longer same person)of ours. I convoed and the person didn't seem like the Anke I had knew.
I asked the pilot to dock and wait for supprot if he needed to move the carrier. He told me where to shove it etc. very odd.
From there I look to his roles to amke sure he had none. We removed them right away when we found he wanted to sell his account. Sure enough no roles for at least 23 hours so I had to wait a bit more I knew it was close. Trying to spam the expel button with no go.
In this time I asked the pilot to dock or log for a bit. He said he was going too. Next thing I know people are say in corp chat " damn we just lost a carrier". Right away I know it's him. I convo him and ask him wtf he was thinking and as he told me he wouldn't undock again and i was propmtly told to **** off. Then I checked and still had to wait 45 minutes to boot him out of corp(longest time to listen to someone that hasn't a clue tell me how leet he was). 
Anyways what happened was an ASCN frig gang was wondering around and found him outside a station. The idiot didn't dock or release fighters even. The killmail is on our KB sadly as he was still in the corp. Look at the killmail and have a laugh at the large armor rep fitted carrier.
I gave props to ascn for the kill, at that time our kill board was well ahead of any losses to ascn, a bil isk ship changes that a little bit and well wtf can you do.
To have such a fitting on carrier and to not even use it while frigs gank you, one of the biggest noobie moves I have seen in EVE and sadly done in DAB tags. You can see when his employment ended and when he lost the carrier... only a few hours different. However the fitting on it was the funniest of all.
djNME
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Alberta
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.21 20:12:00 -
[47]
Originally by: djNME ...snip
djNME
Surely your worst gankage was due to a forum posting error non? 
WW
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djNME
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.21 23:41:00 -
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Edited by: djNME on 21/07/2006 23:41:17 Hey,
Yeah berta? Well I play this game for what it is. I won't bother linking my corp killboard. However it speaks for what My corp and I do.
It's really sad that people such as yourself feel the need to flame. Like bob has not been busted using alts and still use alts to this day.
I do have to thank you for adding such on topic content to this thread, however. I accomplished exactly what I wanted to when I posted with WW. Welcome to Eve-online and the very many facets but, you know this.
The Irish have a very old proverb.
" Clean up for own back yard before you knock on your neighbors door."
-djNME
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Nafri
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 23:46:00 -
[49]
my first BB
was hangind around fd-mlj (back when it was m0o land, and evolution was member of FA) a FA gatecamp ganked me 
and maybe that Scorpion of me CE decided to gank in a friendly fire incident, well I was in RKK back then and from then the relationship of RKK and PA went down the drain and eventually lead into the GNW. Think thats still one of the most funniest incidents ever ^^. But damm, I was ****ed about that Scorp, just surivived a Fleetfight against Rising Storm alliance and F-E Corporation (back when they were fearsome, somewhere in spring 2004)
From Dusk till Dawn Sig removed, e-mail us if you'd like to know why. -ReverendM ([email protected]) |

twit brent
Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.07.22 00:19:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Tessa Vaako Our corp lost a Gyrostab II BPO to a FIX gang squad.
Personally I lost a Machariel to a ECM raven with T2 torps and no tank. Bloody IWIN buttons.
Not saying your lying but didnt u loos that machariel to a raven and a megathron. Atleast thats what the killboards say.
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Kashre
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.22 02:27:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Kashre on 22/07/2006 02:27:52 An old corpmate who I convinced to come over to the dark side and fly minmatar frigs was playing with his shiny new Wolf with t2 arties. Another (drunk) corpmate was being a smartass, so the Wolf pilot thinks "I'll put a volley into him just cause he's being an ass". <pop> dead frigate with everyone laughing their asses off while the wolf pilot appologizing and going "OMG I didnt think I could do that".
I'm brining a new corp member to 9cg, he was flying an interceptor I think. I was in a phoon. We get the the A2 gate in Kaira, I ask in alliance "whats in a2?" "2 rifters" is the responce. The new guy says, "you want me to jump in and scout it out for you?". "Nah! I can take 2 rifters. Im in a phoon!" Jump in... 20 ship ganksquad of cruisers, inties and AFs. Bye bye phoon.
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"Etiquette is for the Dojo. In war there is only victory or death." - Eiji Yoshikawa |

Randay
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Posted - 2006.07.22 03:03:00 -
[52]
Worst "zOMG I don't believe that shzl": back in january last year. while in a friendly gang waiting on a gate, RUS gang warps in to same gate, order is given to jump through, I get the hurray target retarget jump but dont actually jump and stay cloaked all the while my ship gets blown to pieces by 4 geddons and what not at close range.
Latest "weeeeee I got ganked": spent too much time camping a huzzah empire system during war, they got together and sprungsded double thron sextuple cruiser mono brutix trapz0r on me. A couple of unlucky jamming failures and my Dominix failed me quicker then I had hoped. -------------------------------------------
Apparently the Swedish language is against the rules of the forums. |

Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.07.22 06:53:00 -
[53]
Tanked a machariel, scorpion, ferox, thorax, caracal, and an incursus for at least 6-7 minutes. JAMMED the entire time.
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Admentus Cor'vion
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.07.22 07:07:00 -
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I lost a frieghtor full of everything I owned. Hacs, Bs's, enough t2 gear to fit them 3 times over. I got drunk one night and thought I was badass enough to escort myself out of some hostile place just using a web inty to back me up (also run by me). HAHAHA!
Frieghtor was at about 550k m3.
so roughly I'd say I lost about 500m in battleships, probably about 700-800m in t2 ships, and probably 2 billion isk in mods, plus the uninsured frieghtor. (Yikes eh?) _______________________________________________
Black Avatar - One of the oldest corps in Eve.
"The end and the beginning."
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.07.22 07:22:00 -
[55]
Every time I've been passed out at the helm. I'd wager that somewhere around 50% of my deaths are due to drunken piloting.
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Ultroth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.22 15:42:00 -
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Got my very cruiser, a bellicose and was on my way to fit it out, might have had an afterburner fitted but nothing else.
Anyways i set destination for torrinos and hit the autopilot button....forgetting that i had it set to shortest route i was semi afk reading forums or something and look up to see 2 jumps left and approaching a gate. That was when i noticed A: i was several jumps into 0.0, and B: There was someone shooting my shiny new ship....luckily i hit the gate and jumped....straight into EC-P8R, ap warped me to torrinos gate where x13 (all of them i think) were camping the gate.....got an "oh crap" in local then woke up in a new clone back where i started from  "It's better to stay silent and appear stupid, than to open your mouth and leave no doubt!"
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DeadDuck
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.22 16:16:00 -
[57]
Personnal Gank:
I was npcing in insmother in CJ-6MT in my geddon when in my overview a hostile inty from Shinra apears ... I tought... no worries I have here 2 med pulse lasers and the medium drones. That will be enought to deal with him ... and it was ... he warped away in half armour... and I continued in the belt ratting ...(even today I laugh at me with that noob(stupid) decision ... 15 secs passed and a 30 man gang (the inty friends) apeared ... bye bye geddon The kill mail was to big to show all the involved parties, but a arch angel cruiser was alsow listed 
I learned a valuable lesson in that day ... always check local 
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Luthien Firefoot
Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.07.22 16:34:00 -
[58]
My worst gank and most memorable was the very first one. It was back in the old COD days and I had taken my very first raven up to dek to learn how to make isk ratting in 0.0. There were reports of bob being around the area, but as was usual in those days the intel was contradictory and no proper ship types etc... Being completely unaware of what the hell to do if confronted with a real life pvper I just wanted to get back to the safety of the station (1 jump). There was 2 other bs with me, another raven and a turret bs, but we were all quite n00by. So we are asking in the regional channel if the gate in next sys was clear and a guy jumps into local from what was a friendly corp (Teddybears I think they were?) We asked and he tells us that a solo b0b cruiser is jumping in with no otther b0b in system. We all develop rather large ********* at this point and decide to pit our 3bs against his cruiser, however we're not on ts and so only the 2 ravens warp to the gate, needless to say the maller had a 100mn ab on, or sum such and out torps never touched him, however the b0b bs that had been sitting on the gate musta laughed as they jumped in and fried us with lasers in our kin tanked ravens :P As we were dying the other bs warped to us, just in time to die also. Signature removed - Too wide.Laurelin |

SweatySack
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.07.22 18:01:00 -
[59]
Was leading a [FREEE] gate camp in HED-. We had a small fleet, Tempest, Raven, Mega and a handfull of cruisers, AF's and Ceptors. Being bored out of our minds for over an hour, I decided to give the fire order an enemy gank squad that included a Scorp, an Ishtar, some ceptors and a Macreial(SP? Faction BS). Out of pure luck I was the only one to die. But I did have all T2 gear on my tempest, and had a full cargo of T2/faction loot that I got the day earlier and forgot to take to empire.
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Nimbu
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.23 00:15:00 -
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For me it was many moons ago, about 2 years ago i think.
Up in tribute, when one of my corp mates says hes being chased by moo. Doesnt mention any numbers or ship types. Feeling brave I undock, thinking I might scare them. I pure panic my corp mate doesnt use his station insta.
One moo crow turns up behind him, and im thinking is that it. I'll open up on him and scare him off. The the other 6 or so of them turn up. Mates tempest gets blown up. I maange to warp to a planet before i get scrambled, only to find the moo cro already there waiting for me.
They get me down to a sliver of armor (but I popped the crow). Demand that I eject from the ship and they will give me 30M. I looked over the setup, Full rack of Zw-Siege, tech 2 large shield boosters, named nos etc etc. Say 300M ( Which in those days was a lot).
I decided to self destruct thinking it would be instant, and all the loot doesnt get jetted. They proceed to pop the ship anyway, and I think all the nice loot dropped.
99% of the above is said in RP. The Other 1% is personal, and should be taken that way. :P
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