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Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.07.31 09:07:00 - [1] Originally by: Maltrox His Holiness? And how did you find out about Hawaii IV - Moon IX - Shamefully Bright Beach Shirt Assembly Plant..... thats like the most closely guarded secret of the Christian Mafia. You will be subjected to wearing bright pink with yellow lei flowers. Mwahaha. Seriously, I fell off my chair laughing. That just so made my day. Rock on. I still think you were trying to bribe him. Say have you found any good pubs down there yet, INNOMINATE? -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.08.21 10:30:00 - [2] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE [...] I then proceeded to dock at "Trevor's Love Shack" and to take a luxury bubble bath of ylang ylang, jasmin and sea salts. I inhaled the exotic fumes deeply, as strawberry beeswax candles melted seductively adjacent to my oversized bath and rose petals modestly covered my privates. My thoughts lazily drifted into sweet nothings of melodious joy.... [...] By now I had become so embroiled in the whole lifestyle that there was no way I could ever stop myself from indulging. I munched on some Cote D'Azur grapes that were being hand-fed to me by several busty ASCN slave-girls [...] Yes, yes, but how's the drinks? And don't tell me you couldn't get them to open the special barrel. I had the pleasure to be on Unity Station for a sunday night out, and let me tell you, some of those Brutor clubs are outright rowdy, hahaha. Had to clone jump back home to get the alcohol from the blood stream, wouldn't have been able to fly a proper orbit around a planet never mind trying to jump through a gate. -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.12 17:15:00 - [3] You clearly understand how important, besides diligently learning the requisite skills, psychological warfare is in an assault, by using a cynosural field to destroy the morale of your enemy, and especially by naming your vessel of doom "MERCIBIS THE BRUTAL". Also, you owe me a drink now. I spilled it all over tuns of mine. -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.15 12:15:00 - [4] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Replies 8 Smagd, Let me know which system you are based in and I will personally come down there and present you with a can of Quafe. Hmm, you've already been through our Molden Heath, where I'm hanging now. Dunno if you want to double back, but read on: Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Originally by: Damien Smith I think our resident novelist should visit some pirate infested low sec during his travels. Damien, this will most probably happen at some point. Well, there's quite a bunch of pirates here now: There's the Corsets and Carebears, who despite their name are really pirates. Of course these fine gents like to call us pirates, where we're really miners like the Mercenary Coalition, and if you think that sounds confusing, then you may not want to learn that the above Carebears have hired the above Mercenaries to rage war upon the above us, which kind of makes everyone a pirate according to my calculations. Maybe you could send Seleene a note that you applied fresh nail polish and if she wants to bring you down. Oh and I will pay your Quafe if you can get her to come here without that escort... If this keeps up soon Molden Heath will look like Placid where, according to Originally by: Victor Valka You can't swing your megabeam and not hit a pirate or a "merc". which is of course a fascinating proposition. -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.16 11:35:00 - [5] Originally by: Isyel I hereby extend my congratulations on a successful share project start! Oh and i also extend an invitation to come join us in Providence, 9uy system for some fun. 9UY works, I can come there. -- When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.16 12:55:00 - [6] Originally by: Kala Rain In your first post you said "I have no money, no skills, no ship and no cares.............." and now you sell shares for a corp which does nothing? Sheesh. I believe you missed the point of that statement. He used to have nothing, and wanted to see where he could go with nothing. I'm sure the day he'll called the experiment over there'll be a report on what he actually achieved, with nothing but an ibis, his heart in his hand and a very loose mouth. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.21 00:13:00 - [7] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Despite our valiant attempts to bring about our simultaneous destruction, xroxor resolutely refused to become embroiled in it. It would seem that a lot of these residents of the outer fringes of empire were 0.0 wannabes who had not yet struck up the guts and courage to move out with the big boys... They were quick to shoot their mouths off, but were very slow to follow the verbal abuse up with any kind of concrete action. I sat back and sipped on my Moccacino for a while and chuckled at his false bravado. Uuh, for the record, he's a CEO of one of our Alliance's corps, and we don't really shoot neutrals - not even for romantic double poddings. Commanders like that end up more often than not telling their own pilots not to litter local verbally like that in order to better focus on shooting up LEGAL targets. It's a Zen thing I believe. So I'd really like to apologize on his behalf, only I'm laughing too hard for that and hey Xrox, WAY TO GO MATE HAHAHAHAHAHAH. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.22 09:38:00 - [8] Originally by: Chribba After seeing that IPO screenshot, I totally realize that I've approached every single service I provide in the wrong way... I should have begun to charge for nothing as it obviously makes a lot more ISK than giving something for free. Time to do everything different hearafter. Congrats with your IPO and keep up the good work. Without meaning to derail anything, I sure hope if ever you IPO, Chribba, you'll accept payment in Veldspar. Hmm on the other hand, I wonder if INNOMINATE would accept say 1000 Shuttles for payment. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.23 20:48:00 - [9] Sigma NIGHT, I realize my attempts are third only in line behind the estimated professional colleagues, but since you liked the quote I built something with it just anyway. It's all the Ale spiced with X-Instict that makes me do things like that: Linkage By the way, I did have a hangover but fortunately a bunch of friendly gate campers (nice locking time, Revelations, Inc!) put me into a new clone and GUESS WHAT! Headache all gone. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.23 22:28:00 - [10] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE You have elongated my face to such un-natural proportions that I appear to be painfully possessed by a cacophony of demons, who are causing me to spew ectoplasm, which inexplicably has formed the shape of what appears to be an Ibis... Now that you mention it, I must have gotten distracted by, uh, say an exotic dancer somewhere between the Ibis and the loose mouth and I guess it's not the heart that ended up in the hand. -- Thukkers do

Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.10.20 17:22:00 - [11] Phew. I've missed a few good parties apparently. I'm feeling a strange lure to take a closer look at the Distillery folks myself now, somehow. They sure know how to drink. Ah well, later maybe. Anyway, nice seeing you going so strongly still and sorry about all the myth-conceptions. Fly far. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.10.21 07:15:00 - [12] Hey, I just went to my local Transstellar Office and gave them a cask of champagne labelled INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE JOVE SPACE and they're kicking up a fuss about delivery. That was meant to be for the 300.000th read. Man you should get yourself signed up for this winter's Alliance championship, cause you know what, that'll probably take place in JOVE SPACE! There's no other person who I feel more silly telling to "Fly Far" for a parting wish, but I'll do just anyway for all the implications: Fly even further, INNOMINATE -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.10.25 09:51:00 - [13] Uhm, but don't you see, issuing confusion and disorientation is the way of the Jove to disrupt the valiant attempts to reach their realms? That shuttle may just as well have been named "Portal To Babel". But I see you're not easily distracted. Keep going. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.10.29 03:21:00 - [14] Edited by: Smagd on 29/10/2006 03:21:32 Everybody must be really busy tonight, or where's all the posting going on if not in this thread? 'lo IN. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.11.07 23:57:00 - [15] Originally by: Fenderson allow me to suggest the following... i call it "the cadillac shutle" (not to be confused with a t2 shuttle which requires a Raptor) It takes minimal skills. 1 Executioner (amarr frig) 1mn MWD Small shield extender 2x nanofibers Kind of makes me wonder what the esteemed holder of countless ) billions in share holder funds IS in fact skilling. By now his clones must be worth more than 1024 ISK - except of course, if he cleverly anticipated this contigency and DID NOT SKILL ANYTHING AT ALL! Well, let's just say should I ever stumble upon a faction shuttle that, apart from being rare, would most likely require no skill at all to fly or in fact do any other of the amazing things shuttles will do, like self-destruct or get blown up by ordnance with self-assessed right of way, of course I know who I'd escrow that to. Apart from that I heartily endorse the above message. ) More or less. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.11.10 15:28:00 - [16] Hmm, who wants to be on top of page 50? Actually, amazing ... while comments and views are trickling away, there's still the occasional shout for "STICKY!" -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.11.23 09:14:00 - [17] EVE's Littlest Hobo ... Now this one I like. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.11.26 16:58:00 - [18] Page 3, hmm. Say INNOMINATE, have you noticed the amazing attempts of someone, intriguingly featuring himself with the mystifying callsign of "Not identified" to reach Jovian space by using Deep Space Observator probes over here? Note: It's a bit hard to read. I guess we need to get Samirol to translate it. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.12.11 01:01:00 - [19] Hi INNOMINATE. I waved at you from Jovian space. Sorry was in a bit of a hurry to take that, since the Jovians were hurtling me through endless space like a tin toy, otherwise I'd have taken a better one, but as you may be able to determine from the skillfully arranged messages by myself and Winterblink, we were in a bit of a rush. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.01.08 13:58:00 - [20] Wow, last sighting a month ago on page 54 and people still are bumping your thread. I think I'll locate you tonight and see about bringing a bunch of flowers to your tomb -- Thukkers do

Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.01.15 17:22:00 - [21] What do you mean, he's dead? At worst he's as dead as Douglas Adams, or J. R. R. Tolkien, or as Robert Zelazny, which, comparably, isn't very. Too bad that blog allows impostors easily, so I won't hold my breath - yet. -- Thukkers do
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.01.22 00:12:00 - [22] Well, I guess I'll reread it all. Now that's he got a face it'll hopefully look all fresh and new. ATTACK, and crash: You lose. RUN, and crash: Why WIN?
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.02.05 12:44:00 - [23] Originally by: Weebear Originally by: Takis Shiro That he is/was an alt of CYVOK is an interesting and oddly plausable theory. After all as he never trained skills he could quite well have been run along side a more hardcore character as a literary adventure. Anyone who has ever read a CYVOK blog can assure you 100% that this theory isn't even remotely plausable unless CYVOK has been playing Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing for the last 6 months Well, INNOMINATE would probably find it funny posing as an ILLITERATE, and it's easy enough to do, but huh, yeah... ...blasting your own Alt with a Doomsday on the same account would be quite a trick shot. Family Tahar, of Clan Hadar, of Caravan of Namtz'Aar K'in

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